Tinder stories, enlighten us anons
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Tinder stories, enlighten us anons
It didn't work out
> download tinder
> get 3 matches after 1 week
> none of them reply to my message
> uninstall
I'll bump. I have several stories.
>>689956609
I talk with the bots too sometimes.
>>689956724
/thread
>Meet Asian chick
>Long story short we set up a time to meet and fuck
>10 minutes into sex I snap my banjo
>Go home with a bloody dick
No. I'm too ugly.
Tomorrow I'll go on a date with a Chinese girl I've dated a few times. We did kiss before, so we'll see what happens. Met her on tinder like 3 weeks ago
>>689956724
fucking this
>>689956490
So Tinder is just for casual sex, as I understand it, or is it more like dating?
Fucked her after meeting her on Tinder
met girl on tinder, was with her for 9 months it was amazing. We broke up for a week or so and she was distraught and went on a coke n alcohol fueled binge and fucked some guy without my knowledge then pleaded for us to get back together so I did, a week later I've got herpes
>be me
>see hottie with modeling pics on tinder
>gotta be fake
>mutual like
>she's not a bot
>we date for 6 months
>tight little body, lots of sex and drugs
>learn she used to have a sugar daddy
>basically a whore
>didn't care, had sex
>she moved away for school
>she wanted to do long distance
>told her to kick rocks
>>689957323
Also, I'm only attracted to Asians. Hard to get matches in tinder but thankfully there is a superlike nowadays. I use it on every Asian girl I see and I'm satisfied with 1 match a week. I'm not desperate so it's easy to meet up after talking for a while
>>689956490
> Had about 90 matches on tinder
> fucked a couple but found one I was happy to be with.
> Still dating her 9 months in.
>>689957707
>told her to kick rocks
LMAO
Great app to be a fuckboy on, not even being sarcastic
4 days on there and got 100+ matches, I know there'd at least be SOMEONE down to fuck no strings attached on there
Tinder draws desperate men as well as desperate women, it's simple logic really
>>689956609
I mean that is a good way to see if someone is a bot I guess
>get tinder
>do some matches
>accidently click "heart" on a fat girl
>she matched with me
>fml
>She writes to me hey whats up anon i see we got many similarities
>Sorry grill i didnt mean to push the like button
>she adds me on facebook and writes me messages over messages
>cant accept i dont want to talk to her anymore
>she wants to date
>okletsdothis
>pick her up, we go to a diner
>order some fucking jumbo giga burger
>tell her i forgot my wallet in my car
>drive home without going in and paying
>feelsgoodman
>>689958282
that's fucked up mang
>>689956490
Met a girl on Tindr. We went on a couple dates then started dating. Moved in after 5 months. Been together year and a half. Probably going to propose before the end of the year. She's amazing and I love her.
Plus the sex is great.
I've had 6 dates on tinder and had sex with 3 of them. I'm gonna summarize my experiences:
>the first one was a crazy dutch
>we didnt meet again
>the second girl was boring but good at sex
>dated her for a few months
>dumped her eventually
>the last girl was a 9/10 muslim girl
>became my girlfriend for some months until she had to move to another place
;_;
>>689958282
Kek
>>689956609
<fml
when the only ones that reply to me and talk to me are the bots.
fucked a 16 yr old from tinder lol. too bad that tinder is blocking all underage.
Got 450 matches, not met up with a single one of them
>>689959151
ya i was talking to a 17 year old, im 23 and she was proubly down to fuck but i pussied out like a fagot. did she get clingy ounce u fucked her, thats what i was afraid of.
>>689959635
ya the gay guys are pretty aggressive on tinder.
>>689958521
Did she move to Syria???
>>689956490
Redoing my profile pic related. Its normie as fuck but thats kinda the point. What do you guys think, is it alright or is it too much? I had a short 2 sentenced flirty bio but idk
>>689960376
Nope. To Morocco.
Happened to me a month or so ago.
>Be me on tinder, new matches nothing great.
>Talk to some 5/10 cause horny
>MFW she's dtf right away
>Meet her, fat but don't care she wants the.jpg
>Drive around cause can't bang her at her friends house.
>Park up and bitch has more bush that Australia
>MFW I still fucked her in the back of my car
>MFW I didn't even nut cause she was too gross
>>689960407
wow kek, u really go all in on the bio, all i do is "23 male 6,4 looking to hang out and do whatever".
>>689960407
Holy shit just kill yourself faggot that is so cringe
Any tip with the pics?
>>689960759
use the piano one as ur main pic, u look fucking majestic.
>>689960759
Dump that second pic and try to get one with you and a grill
>>689960407
>>689960651
>>689960671
I actually liked it, seriously i thought it was cute and kinda funny - 5/10 femanon.
Seriously tho i liked it
>>689960977
Tits or gtfo, cunt
>>689960889
>>689960899
Thanks, will do.
>>689957679
anybody else fucked her?
>>689961194
nope.
>>689956490
Tender Tinder Faggot checking in (figured I should just out myself): I have had like 4 conversations with girls that say that same thing.
Yes, I must be utterly stupid, but I finally got it when the 4th one said the same thing as the other three.
Fuck. Is NOTHING in this world not full of Trolls and Bots??
Back to my fleshlight...
>>689960571
where exactly in morocco
>>689960065
Read it and weep bitch
> Meet girl. I wanted sex
> Get blowjob second date
> wants me to fuck her third date, she's virgin. Pussy too tight, doesn't fit. She let's me stick it in her ass.
> 18 months later still with her. I like her.
>>689960759
Stop looking like a depressed fuck
>>689961541
The north. Why?
What do you guys think?
Pretty sure it's shit, but never thought people actually get to fucking meet people on there.
>>689960407
i think this is hillarious and will def work on the right girls. Only maximum autisms will find this cringy
>>689960571
Yo I go to Morocco almost every summer, I could search her for a couple of thousands TOPKEK
>>689961896
I get it because you're black
>>689961597
I know. My pics suck though I'm actually the opposite to depressed.
>>689960671
>>689960651
Thanks, fuck it ill change it. I got the fucking idea from one of those tinder tips website. Im fucking changing it asap before i lose anymore pussy.
Also pic relafor, some black girl i accidently super liked. Should i go for it?
>be me
>23 male
>in bed
>3 in the morning
>matched with really cute girl pic related only 5 kil away.
>havent jerked off in 5 days
>super fucking honry
>we start chating
>have her pic open in the chat
>grab my dick while talking to her
>start jerking off
>she wants to meet up or hang out
>i cum
>fucking nail the back of my phone with jeez.
>no longer feel attracted to her, or want to meet up.
>throw phone onto pile of clothes on the ground.
>go to bed
>never talked to her gain.
>>689961931
Her cousins are fucking top notch, you may have one of them.
>>689961544
congratulations.
>send smile face
>she sends kirby dance
>finish kirby dance
>annon i bet thats what you look like getting a bj
>yes
>want me to suck you off?
>yes
>but annon im fat
>its ok
>get number
>text her dick pic
>tells me she wants to suck it
>give her my address
>comes over
>gives me amazing bj swallows
>never talk to her again
>>689961996
Actually an island tropical beaner, but black works too, I guess.
>>689960642
Hahahaha get checked for std's cuh
>>689956490
Me and my friend(5'8 160lbs) visited my brother(6'1 270lbs) in murica for a couple of weeks, we're from norway.
My friend helped out as a chef at my brothers restaurant.
>Friend finds a match
>She and her family randomly eat at restaurant
>She asks for the norwegian chef
>My brother shows up
>Friend was back in kitchen without knowing
>She freaked out and left
Removed him on tinder before he got to explain
i just swipe left on everybody, hate all the bimbos my age
want a mommy instead :/
>>689961782
i expected you to say north , i thinking about someone i met similiar but it's morocco , everyone comes and go , can you give a pic
>>689956490
I'm not particularly good looking, I'm chubby and balding, but since I play in bands and dress well, I can trick girls into thinking I'm attractive. I've gotten quite a few lays off it and even a relationship once. All this along with 1500+ matches.
AMA
>>689962596
Basics of the basics of your work.
>>689960642
>more bush than australia
I was in the last thread, I'll post my profile if anyone's interested. I slept with 4 girls this week, have a new girl coming over to my place tonight.
>>689961544
dude, i matched with that nikki chick too, lmao.
i never messaged her bc by the time i saw it, she was like 2000 miles away or some shit.
guess she was only here for a vacation, oh well..
>>689961926
>>689960977
Great, idk whether or not you're being honest or if you're fucking with me. Wtf
>>689962596
hahahaha this beta right swiping every fat single mom on tinder. "But they were dimes tho"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJiECZhUdmA
>connect Tinder to Facebook
>all the meme pages show up on your interests
basically the reason I don't use Tinder
>>689961896
Tay Zonday-ass looking muthafucka...
>match girl, I Text her : " can I use your printer ? I really need to"
>end up texting a lot
>turns out she is super crazy
>claims she had an car accident & lost most memories of the past year
> she is 18 by the way, I am 20
> first five minutes we are talking in phone , the tells me about her Ex boyfriend fucking her heavy & she started bleeding for no reason
>allways giggling cute while she does this
> she is anoying the shit out of me , telling me she wants too meet up & shit
>Finally I do
Cont..
>>689962875
Post profile. I'm curious abut the pics you picked.
>>689962875
Ayee not bad fag. How did you do it?
>be me
>found some matches on tinder
>start talking to this one girl but she lives far away
> we like the same movies, animes and music
> we talk every day for a 3 month straight
> finally admit to her that i like her and wanna meet her. But i got rejected
>we stopped talking but kept each other on facebook.
>3 years later
>going to a new school in a city far away
>enter school to meet my new class
>she's in my fucking class
>MFW
>and now we are friends
>never go on tinder kids
>>689961544
>>689962596
>when u pay for tinder plus and always swipe right, fucking kek
>>689962699
Most basic rule ever: swipe right on everything. If you match a fatty and she messages you or something, just delete. I've probably got hundreds of matches that I unmatched cause they were gross. The time it takes to read over someones profile could be better spend just slamming that green heart.
Go through and read the profiles and decide if you're interested after you match, not before.
>>689963360
More like "never be a cucked faggot"
Or
"Never be 12 kids"
>>689963300
>>689963224
By pretending to be a gentleman, my profile is mostly bullshit btw
>>689963501
> Six feet
No wonder you got pussy falling out of your pockets.
>>689963485
Fair enough. The problem is she's flirting with me but has a boyfriend. What do?
>>689963501
>6 feet
I love it. Excellent work senpai.
>>689963485
I'd be 12 kids if I could. I mean 12x the shitposting.
>>689961544
How to teach us senpai
>>689956490
>Dump GF
>Install Tinder
>3 matches in 2 months
>1 response
she is fun, but a bit dork. Also good looking and a bit chubby.
My opening line was
>What is your favorite pokemon
her answer was
>I do not watch pokemon
And I started making fun of her of not having a nice childhood since she didn´t saw pokemon.
I´m 30, she´s 24, 3 dates so far, no kiss... I feel kind of miserable.
>>689963699
I added that part later because I realized how much every girl is obsessed about height. I think I'm actually 5'11 btw, not even sure, it's just 6 feet sounds like a bigger achievement
>>689963501
Thanks. Nice profile I guess.
>>689963501
See, this is genius.
Every fucking girl's profile i see is always riddled with "let's go on an adventure" "I love adventures!" "let's do something outside" "let's travel" or "I just love the outdoors".
Shit's fucking annoying, but I'm sure a lot of chicks would swipe right for that nonsense.
I honestly fucking hate the outdoors, and just don't have the energy to lie about it.
Fuck adventures, where are the chicks who say "let's play video games and eat take out"? that's what I fucking need.
>>689963409
Hey man, tinder plus was great on tour. I'd start in on the next city before we got there. If you can afford it, its a pretty good tool.
>match with 8/10
>ask her if she wants to meet up
>says yes
>stops talking to me
>>689956609
I had a girl send me these messages. I thought she was the one, only for me to find out she was a bot. How unfortunate.
>>689963991
I get tons of first messages, always the same: "hey batman :)"
"I'm so down for sushi! :)"
"Climb any good trees recently?"
My profile just has a lot of hooks to pull in interest
>>689963129
Not all tens, not even close. But once again, you can filter after you've matched, saves way more time.
>>689964334
It also helps that you're attractive; don't forget that part
>be freshly 21 working at bar, tinder while drunk
>match chubby chick because tinder
>talk for a minute before I realize she is practically oozing spaghetti
>alrighto guess i'll pull my pud to this
>sends vids of herself fucking hairbrush
>finally sends still pic with brush in vagoo
>hair still in brush
>finish and never talk to her again
still got them pics if anyone wants em
>>689963204
>She acts super shy & has braces, is like 1,55m tall( fuck u, amerifags) , basicly looks like 16 year old
>thisismyweakness.jpg
>We meet a few times, I fuck her as she really begs me to do it
>big dig diggin in smallz girlz
> She is screaming like hell, cums in less than 5 minutes just because of penetration( never experienced that before)
>this goes well for a few times, than the crazy bitch comes through
Cont
>>689960407
I liked it m8.
>>689962044
Nope
>>689962044
Ofc not, shes fucking ugly. Why would you even consider. Is she rich?
>>689964455
show
>make fake facebook account
>go on tinder
>10 matchs 2 single moms
>hit up everyone
>horny, see girls posting nudes
>decide to post dick pics
>get banned from tinder
Where the fuck is the double standard fuck tinder.
>>689962174
fuggin ace
>>689962174
I always jerk it before i make a dicision. If you dont want it after, dont do it. Just your dick telling you to do dumb shit.
>>689962174
goddamn, you fuckers are spineless. i hope a bus hits you tomorrow.
>>689962875
your name is Chad or David.
>>689956490
Almost had a 4-some last week. Got 3 girls to met me at a place and i pretended i didnt expect them to all to come and lied saying i invited all 3 of them because i thought they'd all bail. It was a rough introduction but i talked them all into just staying since we were all already there. I was fucking micro managing them and they were all down but what fucked it up was i acted too cocky, i was nice and polite in the beginning but i just felt cocky when i realized this is actually happening and it was going down.
1 girls kinda addressed my additive politely but i blew her off and was basically in faggot player mode so she just left. When she left the other girl left and the last girl just silently said she had to go. Fucking could've had a 4 some but i fucked it up like a faggot.
>>689963501
so this is what a hipster douche faggot looks like in its environment. interesting.
>>689962474
same here!
> match with a few 7s,8s
> ask if they want it my place or theirs
> they all say they want to come over
> they use wink emojis
> Im thinking they know what I mean with "u want it my place or yours"
> I mention sex to be sure
> they don't want just sex
> Mfw
Used tinder twice, once when I was in Korea and once when I was visiting Sweden. Korean girls are really slutty and Swedish girls look perfect for some profiles I couldn't actually grasp what they were doing on tinder.
>>689958282
kekd
>>689961896
Ycyl
>>689965167
well u have to feed the animals
>>689956724
fucking kek
>>689956724
At least you got a match. I've had it for 2 weeks and haven't gotten 1
Any suggestions for what to put in the bio? Im too uninteresting to be able to right anything legit in there.
>>689960407
you're good to go anon, have fun
Can pls somebody tell me if tinder actually show all you pictures in your fb account?? fuckkkk
>>689956490
>be me
>be on tinder for about 2 weeks without a match
>finally get a match
>fuckingfinally.jpg
>she's a solid 4/10 but beggars can't be choosers
>send her something like "hey, hows it going?"
>"sorry i accidentally swiped right"
>she unmatches
>>689965442
Just redo everything, you are freindzone status
>>689965442
My parents hate me
>>689964660
Another story
>be on tinder, chick with no bio
>fuck it, I swipe right on anything white
>match, she just broke up with bf only wants to bang
>meet her on beach to relieve my spaghetti
>its dark as fuck, storm rolling in
>go to slip fingers in while eating her out
>2 fingers right into her asshole on accident
>totally cool with it
>sucks me off and were off
>texts me next day saying she really loves butt stuff
>Im kinky, why not - want to get this fucked up sexual deviancy out of my system while im young
>meet again and I go all out with butt stuff
>end up anally fisting her for next few months
>>689964143
I'm that guy, and ya I never actually go on outdoor adventures with my dates, or even for sushi. I talk to them for a bit then say: we should grab drinks tonight :)
The "should" is important, you're not asking them, you're telling them
>>689961896
>nigger/10
good luck on matching with someone
>>689965163
any luck finding one?
>>689958282
>>689965442
>Wanna shoot up schools with me?
>>689965112
I guess that's what girls like ;)
>>689962174
based anon
>>689964917
Reddit is that way, normie.
>>689964455
Bullshit until shown
>>689956490
True story:
>Be 38, male
>Browsing tinder in NYC
>Swipe right a lot
>Match with a hot looking 18yo woman
>She's a college student
>I'm a professor and she wants help with an assignment
>I help her if she'll fuck me after
>She agrees
>Turns out she has daddy issues
>Turns out her father is a billionaire
>Start dating her
>Still together two years later
>Will probably get married
I thank the gods of technology that it becomes possible for an older dude to meet and date a young rich hottie.
>>689961544
I can do that too
>>689965442
fucking kill me
>>689965668
what was the hairbrush girls name? anymore pics?
>>689963204
What the hell is that printer line about? Am I missing something?
>>689966043
What the fuck is going on with Everest?
Is she a literal semen demon?
Raped by hung trannies
>>689963736
You live and learn, hopefully. You sound like the type to marry your first lay
Matched at 930 on like a Wednesday. Was living with 3 girls at the time (moved out of my house the 15th new house ready on the 1st) so sleeping in a garage. Told anon hey nothing much just up with my roommates drinking wine. She makes some comment about how my roommates sounded like fags and I was like well they're girls.. Then was like come join us! She asked where I lived and turned out she was my neighbor. She got ready for like an hour and my roommates went to sleep so it was just me and her in the garage and I went to smash burger and ordered extra mayo. Legit easiest hook up ever and she was hot
Match with an 8/10
Talk for about a month, then meet up
Neither want a relationship, both dtf
She's a super freak who has her tongue, nips, and clit pierced and does whatever I want
Now fuck buddies for the last month and it's all pretty great
But it took a year and a half of tindering to find this gem. I got lucky and found her right before i uninstalled the app
>>689966001
Already shown't it -- >>689965668
>>689966115
Her name is lindsay, from Charlotte, NC I think. I gots a few
>>689965391
You both are so beta. I literally get at least a few matches a day I forget to message them all
>>689965442
uninstall the app you disgusting freak
>>689966205
Honestly, I match with fucked up people on a regular basis.. but yes, she probably is
Been on tinder for a longggg time
>approaching 3k matches
>fucked probably 10 girls from it including a 50 year old with a son older than me
AMA?
>be visiting cousin in NC
>get a *bing*
>check phone
>tinder girl
>6-7/10
>suggestive pics
>hit up
>asks me to come over
>wants to "smoke a bowl and blow me"
>cuz says "go for it... youre not seeing her again"
Fuck it. Why not.
>drive to her place
>she is a landwhale
>turns out her roommate was her tinder avatar (not bad but def no prize)
>start hitting on roommate
>puts up the blinders and shuts me out
>ascertain that she is a stripper through tinder chick
>tinder chick also mentions they both have has bfs
>wellfuckthis.jpeg
>hang around for nug
>looking through their vinyl (they dont own a TV, only have a cat & turntable for entertainment)
>hear:
When does that cam check again?
>overhear convo about tinder chick and stripper chick making money camwhoring
wellthisisgettingfucky.gif
>literally about to just leave
>playing with cat
>stripper chick comes in and starts chatting me up about tinder chick's bf
>tells me he is a cuck and likes to eat other dudes cum out of her fat puss
At this point im fighting the urge to puke
>decide I need to look for an out
>see landwhale tinder chick take cardigan off
>notice track mark
>oh well thats my cue to exit
>literally get up and leave w/o saying a word
>drive home and tell cousin
>he lol's then yells at me for not stealing their vinyl pressing of Wu-Tang's 36 Chambers
Somehow I met the current chick Im banging on tinder, but it was solely because she believes she is crazy (she's not, just very, very asian). it's nice though and she is 9/10.
>MFW I first saw tinder chick from story
>>689966926
Why only ten fucks? Do you not date? Or live in your mom's basement? What's your story, Pat?
>>689967025
>>689966926
Describe your looks.
>>689967025
>>689967106
hahaha wtf
>>689967025
>>689967106
that works?
>>689967012
Nice, anon. You hit the jackpot.
im a fat dude with a big beard, how will I do on Tinder?
>>689963941
why no kiss?
I had tinder once, under a fake name because I don't have facebook so I just made one up... so many basic bitches and annoying shit it made me want to quit. I did find some and match with some interesting chicks though.
Thinking of getting it again with all these laid stories...
>>689967339
this does too
>>689967389
Im from southern NJ. Im used to trailer trash. Tinderchick was far beyond anything I could have expected. It was bad.
Current girl ain't bad tho...
>pic semi related
>>689967091
Mainly use it for trolling, had some gf's while using it so I never pursued when I was attached...they got a kick out of it
>>689967738
Ill be going to Rowan University for my senior year, how are the girls near there?
Happened earlier today. What do?
>>689967738
Whereabouts? I'm from Galloway in Atlantic County.
>>689967137
6 foot former college athlete. Not in prime shape anymore but still solid. Brown hair blue eyes
>>689968039
it's fake dude. I get those too.
Online dating (and dating in general) is greatly stacked against men. The men to women ratio is probably 4:1. You need to be really lucky to score a date. It's riddled with bots and fake profile just to keep your hopes up and prevent you from giving up in hopes you will spend some money for subscription.
It's really sad and depressing how they profit off of lonely men.That's why I gave up long time ago.
>>689968143
What a bummer.
After swiping for endless months, finally met an short chubby filipino girl with a strange face. Awkard as hell
Went for a second date because I was desperate and wanted to lose my virginity. Ended up kissing at the end of a movie.
Third date got her flowers and she didn't accept them for some fucked up reason. Bought her an expensive sushi dinner. Went to buy a basketball so we could both play, ended up not being able to find a net so we just walked. Tried to kiss her again and she rejected for some reason, still have no idea to this day. Took her home after and hugged. Screamed and raged the entire way home because I "won't ever get laid" and then drank myself to sleep.
Texted her the next day if she wanted to bang, obv she said no.
A year later she texts me and I don't respond
>>689968039
Is a bot, or isnt a bot. more than likely a bot because aint nobody actually likes you
>>689967942
Gross. Expect white trash too poor to go to Temple and Penn.
Parties are solid though... as long as you're ok with black people.
>>689968043
Went to OC, originally from Cape May County.
>>689956490
Meet this nurse milf. 6/10
Great titties
Go for drinks 1st date. Go back to her place, fuck
Woken up next morning to loud steps & doors slamming
She wasn't divorced yet, just seperated. Ex husband came back to get shoes that he had left there. He still had a key & just strolled on its the house
Ex husband is a cop in that town
I leave house a few hours later praying I don't get pulled over by this guy
Saw her twice more after that. She sucked me off, I fucked her on the kitchen counter.
She told me her tunes were tied since she had 3 kids & didn't want to worry about having an accidental kid so I nutted in her
>>689968340
Nice try
>>689968300
Are you an autism?
Anyone remember moments? Have a ton of these
>>689956816
I'll bump too. As a girl on tinder, I hold the secrets to your inquiries.
>>689962044
Do it, anon. She looks like she'd give a great bj.
Posts ending in 1, 2, or 3 decide what I say to the corresponding girl.
>>689957973
This
>Match fatty on Tinday
>Pretty attractive and probably fun to fuck but that's it.
>Go to nice bar to get pissed enough to forget that she has stretch marks on her tits.
>I go to the bar and she goes to the restroom
>Next think I know she's walked up and put her knickers in my hand
>I'm fucking steaming at this point
>Go looking for the restroom before we go
>Bar is attached to massive club which is heaving with people on MD dancing their tits off
>See friends from work
>Completely forget about date
>Have sick night taking MD and dancing.
>Wake up and remember nothing
>Underwear still in pocket.
>Left her in the bar with no fucking knickers on.
The end.
>>689969234
"Suck my dick"
>>689969234
Can I shove it in your shitter?
>>689969295
Shall I continue..?
>>689969234
wow you're a bit of a unit
>>689969234
I like to fist myself
>>689961896
Dad joke, I keked so there you go. Watch out though, normies may find you raycis.
>>689969234
Would you come over and help abuse my one-year-old daughter with me? You look like that's your kind of thing too. It can be our special secret. xx
>>689958511
>Tindr
Somebody uses Grindr and Tumblr too much
>>689969294
You from northern ireland mate?
>>689969424
Rerolling.
>>689969387
Roll
>>689969543
Manchester
>>689969561
Victory!! Olivia will be ... surprised.
Post screencap as proof.
>>689969416
reroll
>>689969331
Hooked up with a couple 5/10, 6/10 girls. Decent app, got bored and told every girl I matched with that 9/11 was a conspiracy perpetrated by the Jews. Deleted it a day later
>>689965442
>New Bio = I will fucking pay you money to love me. Lots of money.
Sorry you're not getting laid anytime soon. Unless you're 6 ft+ chad, don't even bother installing the app...And you're far from it. Just become MGTOW like me. Once you realize how much happier life is without having to try living up to women's standards, and living up to your own instead, life actually becomes enjoyable.
A vagina is just a meathole and every one of them feels the same. All bitches are inherently crazy. Whether they show it in a week or a decade, they all are.
idk why, but girls like this profile I made when I was high af.
>>689956609
yo this is a weird bot thing or something cause I got the exact same messages from a girl in my area today! then they just stop messaging
>>689960407
Nah this is good, busy bios make for good conversation starters.
Liar* though.
My bio is the same.
My first line used to be "Treat me like a princess and fuck me like a whore" and that had some good conversations, let me tell you.
since all these stories and no nudies, I guess i'll dump some tinder nudies... after a cigarette break
>>689961074
True /b/ bopper
also a femanon here who used to be on Tinder - AMA
>>689970051
Prove it.
>>689969832
Bro my relationship has been the biggest growing experience of my life. I had zero motivation when i was like you, why are you all soo worried about getting hurt? Its 2016 you can hook up with anyone fuck mgtow.
>>689960899
Don't do this its off putting
>>689960759
>Be me
>Get on tinder
>See my 30 year old 10/10 cousin
>like her
>she likes back
>fuck wtf I do?!My mom gonna be pissed!!!
>she messages me "anon you liked me back haha"
> we talk on the app for an hour
> she sends pussy pic
>tells me to go to her apartment
>I go
>she blows me
>we 69
>we fucked
>3 months later she tells me she's pregnant
>she's married
>her husband thinks it's his :/
>>689970051
Tits, please.
Also, do you choose to ride a new dick every night? What's the max number of tinder hookups you've had in a day?
>>689970267
Also, I'm only 19 haha
>>689956609
Holy shit I got one of these today!! It said a road that's actually nearby
>>689967868
Kek
>>689969900
Hey thanks mate, you just saved me.
>>689970324
>>689970267
pic of her body?
>>689958282
>ex fucked her cousin so called it quits
>get tinder
>havent fucked in weeks
>get matched with chubby 5/10
>virgin willing to do anal
>put it in her ass
>shitdick
>escape.jpeg
>pull out 2 fast
>shit all over bed
>drive away delete tinder never speak about this again till now
can we get some posts of what people are using as an opener! need some inspiration :)
>>689958456
Yeah, land whales are the worst. I feel sorry this bro had to meet it.
>>689970141
Which part do you want proof of?
>>689970295
Pic related. And no, I would check the app like once a week and just meet up with someone who actually seemed reasonably sane and literate. Often there wasn't anyone who fit the bill, so I'd just check again in a week.
>>689957710
>not desperate
>"superlike" every Asian on Tindr
Pick one, weeaboo faggot.
What's a good way to break the ice? I default to some variation of "Hey, how are you?"
>>689970807
>hey
>hello
>hey!
>hey there :)
>>689960407
cringed
>>689965020
David checking in here.
Am i entitled to pussy?
>>689970955
snapchat me ;)
firetruck41
dump dump dumparoo
>>689970955
further than that though! I end up just asking what they are doing for the summer and if they go out much and if they do wanna meet up before
>>689970807
>please shit in my mouth
>>689970905
If I were you, I'd play with my tits all the time. I'd also be picking up guys far more frequently.
Also, you're not really a girl.
>>689970807
"Hi, I'm Dan!" Has always worked for me.
>>689969234
get cancer
>>689969234
send nudes
>>689971132
Why is your dick orange
im gonna condsense a year load of fucking ridiculousness that changed my entire life into this one greentext, gert ready motherfuckers...
>be 21 me, 2 years ago now
>match with a solid 9/10 on tinder, but only really on tinder for sex, not gonna lie
> shes fucking awesome dudes, like, completely on my level crazy and we share the same everything.
>Also a complete freak, bonus points
>we meet up, have amazing sex several nights a week for a few months
>eventually fall in love with eachother
>but i dont really wanna admit it to myself, still seeing other girs at this point
>Some shit happens, we fight a bit, and she winds up becoming a hooker to pay for uni and rent
>Some more shit happens, LSD, anal rape, and suicide attempts.
> She tells me im a complete piece of shit for seeing other girls all this time,
> Tells me to get out her life and never come back etc
>Turns out i completely fucking love this woman and have spent the last 8 months trying to figure out how to get back....
Fuck you tinder.
>>689956490
>find hot guy on IG
>make fake profile
>get all the nudes and filthy stories you like from hot girls
pic related
>>689956724
are you ugly or do you live in a very rural area ?
>>689969234
i love you
>>689971391
You just lost your life. Sorry, man.
>>689971132
im not this chick faggot. im just dumping pics of chicks I fucked on tinder
>>689971180
If they say something in their bio about speaking another language send they a "hey! how are you doing on a beautiful day like today?" in that language. google translate is your wingman. dont give up your lie and say you googled it, just say you took a class in highschool or something and you cant speak it very well. google translate every so often is a poon magnet
im a 6'1" tall pudgy white dude with a big beard, how will I do on Tinder?
>>689964143
Tf kinda girls are in your area? All the girls I've matched with play games
What's tinder?
Other than /b/, I don't Internet.
>>689971572
i am literally beginning to come to the same conclusion
>>689956490
lots of matches, 3 fucks in like 6 months of using. not bad i guess. i dont go on much. its sort of something i casually check time to time
>>689964780
Bc girls report guys dicks
But nobody reports noodie ladies
>>689956968
kek
>>689971638
kill yourself
>>689971810
I've been with a couple of women who are suicidal and self-harming. When it gets that bad, it's mental illness and you can't fix it. Staying with it just destroys your own life. Best to back away slowly and find a new hobby.
>>689971704
an app people use while theyre taking shits to find the next person they want to fuck or date
>>689971221
Don't worry, I do. And I could, but a girl can only have so much mediocre sex before she decides to just stay home, get baked and get herself off.
Also, here - pic related.
>d/l Tinder app
>get some matches
>hot girl starts messaging me
>not a bot
>chat for a few days, she's DTF
>arrange to meet
>text her "hey can't wait to see you tomorrow afternafter ;)"
>suddenly blocked/deleted
>never hear from her again
Wtf did I do wrong?
>>689972023
dont get me wrong, im not some soppy lil faggot who falls for everyone, in fact its never happened... but if i could get her back i swear to christ i would MARRY this one...
I never used this shit, hell I only recently heard of it.
Can it be used to find a meaningful relationship or is it only for quick fucks?
>>689969234
get cancer
I seem to mostly attract fatties, SJWs and people who can't fucking speak english worth a shite. I also get a fair few nutjobs, like this one local who knows a few of my good friends.
Conversation was going decently, talking about how we share friends and she knows my best female friend, all's good. then she unmatches mid-fucking-sentence out of the blue. The next morning I found out she found me on FB and blocked me there too, like she's afraid of me telling her off for it or something, talk about paranoid.
I've gone on a few dates and I've fucked a danish lass tourist with an amazing arse once but that's as far as I got. Most others are just entitled passive-aggressive princesses who'll act like the date went perfect to your face and then never speak to you again or tell you "I'm so confused right now, please understand"
Dunno why I even bother, fams.
>>689956490
So how long do you guys wait until you clear your matches? Do you message matches who haven't respond to your first message?
>>689972080
Are there Furries?
I've always wanted to fuck a furry.
>>689972117
Marry me. Pls...
>>689969849
Neat
