Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qcbseac74Y
>>689559182
Kek "muh rules"
>>689558380
(88cent megumeme)
no
>>689558205
(catdra)
rerolling
Miho claimed
>>689558049
EXCUSE ME!? This is a suvenioer from a random fat black kid who ate almost half of my beef jerky bag then tried stealing it when I wasn't looking as a apology gift. My preferred soda is dr.pepper
>>689558380
How much do you think male strippers make?
>>689558205
https://youtu.be/9gLN3QoN-q8
>>689558456
>557744
>>689558754
For real? There's something new to try
>is it one-a spicy Mac n cheese?
Really? Fastest soda to go flat on me is the fanta drinks
>>689558858
Wrong person m8 lol
Woah, hey guys.
Akiko claimed
i just feel like giving up because i have ahuge need for a gf like way stronger then usual its unfortunately for dominating women i know physically that women are weaker MOST of the time but refuse to except the facts because it hurts to much so anyone who express the this fact i lash out at anger is my defense mechanism a bad one but it works at the time i just want a women who will care for me like a mother cares for thier son just like esdeath protective and strong
Uraraka Ochako claimed
>>689559444
Check'd
>>689559238
>stealth borks from behind
>>689559357
>maid bork
>>689559368
>cheap 2$ whore bork
>>689559444
>smug bork
>>689559545
>albino tomoko bork
>>689559589
>akiko bork
>>689559623
>welcome bork
>>689559444
Checked
>I read that in the voice, fuck
Ya, I dunno why. Most sodas are fine, but if it's Dr. Pepper, it's flat after 5 minutes tops every time.
>>689559002
Why didn't you just come join me in mine~?
>>689559155
Ugh, you reminded me I need to go and swap the clutch cable out on the lawn mowers today. Or at least soon.
>Might also want to lube up my bikes clutch line so it doesn't snap on me on the freeway
I need more coffee!
For the taste alone!
>>689559694
I will bork you back.
>>689559694
I borked.
>>689559589
Could you do it with a qt boy? Like not sexually, but let someone care for ya.
Yo
>>689559217
Don't go into maximum borkdrive on me D:
>>689559357
>yes
>>689559444
I have no idea, I'll know once my payday arrives~
But really, I don't make money that way kek
>>689559756
Ah well, glad to be of some kind of help
>>689559589
>dom
>mother-like
H...how was your childhood?
>>689559694
Thanks Bork
My time is up. I'll catch you folk later on today. It's been a blast
https://youtu.be/TVoFq7zc5po
>>689559444
Trips confirm dr. Pepper is superior to black kid grape juice. Wow he don't mess around stereotypes
>>689559694
How do I learn to bork? I've been trying to bork using internet tutorials but it's hard borking without proper guidance
>>689559785
>choosing coffee over tea
pleb
>>689559857
>>689560025
ive been holding all in for so long im done you all think this is a joke just how i would expect people to act all unsympathetic monster no one deserves life we sould all die im at my breaking point i want to die we all want to die we just dont excpect it ill do it ill kill someone you want to see it my family is first my dads a big guy but with a knife i could do it kill them all then the neighbours ill show you the pics i will infact fuck it im going to do it watch me watch me ill post pics unless something happens to me and either i get uressted or shot god i feel so free its all going to be over
>>689559756
>sick bork
>>689559785
>monkey shit coffee bork
>>689559815
>do it faggot bork
>>689559857
>borked bork
>>689559923
>drink flavorer bork
>>689560020
>bork
>>689559785
Maybe I need it to remember adding the damned image!
>>689559589
Nice Esdeath pasta you got there
>rango
>>689559756
I would in a heartbeat, you could also join me in the shower~
AY WHAT IT DO CUZ
>>689560176
>bork
>>689560211
Mizore is a cute
:^)
>>689559589
>copypasta bork
>>689560211
>mizore a cute bork
>>689560298
>Karen bork
>>689560342
>double bork
>>689560129
The bold roast versus the sweet leaf, both have their positives
>>689560176
Borker please
>>689560298
Bustin nuts and slammin butts
>>689560020
I wanted it to be lazy day after yesterday!
[Groans internally]
>>689560176
>
>>689560211
Would we be getting clean? Or dirty~?
>>689560342
>>689560397
Even bork agrees Mizore a cute!
>>689560298
Ohayo!
>>689559694
thanks for the bork
>>689560020
no still only worth 88 cents
>>689560298
ohayo
it does
>>689559623
Thanks
>>689559694
Thanks Bork. How are you?
>>689559756
Thanks
>hehe~
Weird. My Dr. Pepper lasts a good hour before that happens. Maybe dr. Pepper doesn't like you? :p
Go have your fun
>>689559923
Hola
>>689560020
Isn't that every night?~
>>689560129
No I don't lol
>>689560118
This faggot again.
>>689560129
Once you actually get an understanding for what is being asked when it's happening it's not as bad as the feeling you have at the time of things being where they are now just trust me when I say that it's always the way to go when in a situation being similar to a time when things are better to do for all the will be just don't forget to rationalize and meticulously plan every action coming after the things that will be.
>>689560176
I'll Bork ya cheeki cunt
>>689560298
It do anal
>shinoa
>>689560298
It do cuh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRRpp76wVfQ
>claiming yume
>>689559589
Well sucks to be you...
I feel ya
>>689559623
Hey its Uravity
>>689559923
ho fiddle dee dee
>>689560501
Very...very...
>Clean.
>>689560397
>Uncute bork
>>689560342
I am not!
>Mizore
QOTT: whats your favorite cereal brand?
Honey Oats Bunches
>>689560745
I don't eat cereals that often
I would take the ones with most choco
>>689560830
Honey <3
>>689559589
>>689560129
this needs to stop
no bully the esdeath
>>689560397
Ay man how it bork
>>689560399
As it should be socks
as it should be
Doing anything?
>>689560501
My favourite femboi
How's it going bruv
>>689560511
you know sachii
you're not like everyone else here
most people don't think it be like it is
but it do
but it do, sachii
>>689560636
Aw sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet this nigga gets it
>>689560626
Nice job famalam
Was fish on today?
>>689560577
>>689560025
>>689559857
It's a pasta taken from esdeath
Akiko a heartless shit
>>689560745
we don't have cereal here
>>689560574
Hello! How are you?
>>689560686
Being a pirate is alright with me
>>689560745
I don't think I have one
>>689560745
Maple brown sugar Life nig
>>689560397
>double double bork
>>689560501
You can still make it a lazy day and do it another time~
>>689560511
Goddammit..
>>689560574
I wouldn't know, I'm not an expert on the matter
You seem to know your stuff~
>>689560725
You sure are!
>>689560745
kellogg's vector
>>689560745
Cheerios.
Dibs on Mei
Chara, can you please do something for me?
>>689560577
>even borker
>>689560626
>anal bork
>>689560686
>leg bork
>>689560745
>Hunny Bunches of Borks
>>689560830
>bork the cat bork it stat
>>689560574
I guess so. So I'll stick with my grape till then.
>I'ma take a picture of my mini fridge next time I restock
My fun?
>>689560725
Ehhhhhh?
>Still such a cute~
>>689560745
Gotta be between Reese Puffs and Honey Nut Cheerios.
>>689560901
Decent enough, how bout you?
>>689560980
I could, I could... but now I wanna work on engines. Why did you tempt me?!
>>689560298
>>689560901
This fucking faggot again
>Akiko a heartless shit
Oops, busted
>>689560577
Well meme'd friend
>>689560686
And this faggot as well
>>689560745
Brand cereal? Man I don't have money for expensive cereal. I get those 2 kg sugared flake boxes
>>689560830
Aren't you supposed to be dead?
>>689561096
God tier claim
I put Mio onto Morpheus' body from the Matrix. Hopefully this came out better than it looks on photoshop.
>>689560745
Nestlé, you don't even know what you're missing on.
>>689560745
Frosted Flakes.
>>689561270
>mrw still no winston of my waifu
>2016
>still no Mother 3
NITENDO I DONT GIVE ASHIT ABOUT THIS NEW ZELDA I WANT MOTHER 3
>>689561308
Looks good fam
Looks really good actually
Gonna go shower guys
>>689560745
>>689560865
>>689560974
>>689560994
>>689561212
>>689561222
Rookie, Raisan Bran!
>>689560901
Jack all sadly, a very boring day all around, K.
>>689561308
Holy shit, it looks like the Goombas from the Super Mario Brothers movie.
Cory is claimed
>>689560745
Honey comb cereal!
Lucky charms!
Pops!
>I don't eat ceral but I should, shits good.
>>689560980
No I'm not!
>>689561222
>Checked.
I am not cute! But if you say it...it's ok.
>>689560745
Honey nut clusters
No way in hell that was Zelda...
I mean it was... but it's too damn good to be Zelda?
What is this.. this is awesome
>>689561222
>trips
I didn't mean to! I'm sorry..
>>689561455
See ya headtowel
>>689561561
You are~
Why deny it?
Chara anoon where are youu
>>689561517
Hilarious and original
>>689561455
Thanks Karen
>>689561478
It does look a little odd, but that's the easiest picture of Morpheus I could edit.
>>689561672
Oh here you are, can I request something for you?
Can you record yourself on vocalo saying "anon I love you"
Please please please
I really wanna hear your voice
>>689561222
>Reese's Borks
>>689561270
>god tier bork
>>689561308
>what if i borked you...
>>689561347
>Anti-Bork device
>>689561424
>eyebrow bork
>>689561459
>raisin bork fail cereal, Reese's Borks 10/10
>>689561593
>Honey Bork Clusters
>>689560904
I'm fine. Need to fix up my circadian cycle though. You?
>>689560980
Beats me. A nigga can make like 600 a night off of tips
>>689560901
Maybe before I posted yeah bu5 dorm worry m8. I got you two~
>>689560865
>>689560830
>
>>689561222
Dat ghetto drank. Throw some ice, jolly ranchers in a Styrofoam cup and call it lean: the good kid version
>do it!
Hehe~
>>689561672
>>689561699
>
.
Peace for now my dudes
>>689561842
What a fag
>>689561744
Bust a nut nigga
>>689561957
I need to fix that to "canon" not "cannon"
>>689561270
You mad cunt?
>>689561459
wha?
>>689561957
Yes!
>>689561270
oh look its this faggot who likes inferior fruits
>>689560901
you do desu?
>>689561842
No way.
You're scaring me with your behaviour Also >>689561967
>>689561957
yo shinoa, how are you?
>>689562051
Gibe a Mugi pout pls
>>689561561
Mizroe, you are like, super cute. Why must you deny the truth?
>>689561698
Eh, it's fine. Odds are I'd feel like I wasted the day away if I didn't get the mopeds battery charging at the least.
>>689561957
That "Hehe~" worries me greatly...
Later Smuggles!
>>689561672
O shit waddup
>>689561957
What's that? I'm good, I just used photoshop for something more useful for once. I'm about to play some Overwatch as well.
>>689561957
>>689560901
I slaughtered that. Here's the fixed
Maybe before I posted yeah but don't worry m8. I got you two~
>>689561347
Oh right, I forgot you existed
I was a bit busy with my own exams, give me 20 minutes
>>689561308
Looks good, decent shop. I should say but the head is somewhat out of proportion. A bit too small compared to the body
>>689561922
>appreciative bork
>>689562154
I only get annoyed and confused, but never mad
Your presence doesn't help either
>>689562260
Make a better version of this
>>689562277
Akkiko so cute
>>689561957
Jesus
See ya later lil' smug!
>>689562223
>so close
I see.. Welp hope you get tons of stuff done~
>>689561698
I'm not cute at all!
>>689562223
>One off!
Because I'm really plain, nothing to look at. I blend in really well. So I can't be cute!
>>689562411
Thank
>>689562260
>I'm about to play some Overwatch as well.
You're never safe from me
I will join the enemy team and destroy you every chance I get
Even when I'm not in there, you know I am watching you, judging you. Your every move will pass under my gaze
Your peaceful days of solo queue are over
>>689562210
Come on, I really want to hear your cute voice <3
Are you awake?
>>689561957
>farewell bork
>>689562251
>feet bork
>>689562260
>photobork
>>689562277
>appreciative to your appreciative bork
>>689562522
>mizore a cute
>>689562557
>Overbork
>>689562745
>>689562860
What is this?
>>689559182
I claim kyouko as well.
fuck you faggot
weeb trash
>>689560129
Must be pasta. Did he kill anybody? I hope he killed his family.
>>689560574
How can you drink Dr. P? I get chills when my sugar intake is that high.
>>689560686
It is indeed! I usually say Uraraka Ochako, but perhaps I'll start claiming Uravity. And you are Yume!
>>689560745
Special K...cereal is kibble...and it's terrible.
>>689560901
Yeah, two days ago, right? Did he kill his family?
>>689562449
Will do!
>>689562522
But you are cute! The pinnacle of cuteness!
>>689562941
A photo of me smoking a cigar. Your welcome.
@689563132
>>689562586
uh.... no, not gonna happen
>>689563254
meme
>>689562860
Wow, while that image was loading I could have swore from the eyes up it was me without glasses on!
>>689563035
But I'm not at all! What even makes me cute?
>>689562522
Super cute!
>>689563035
Good
>Amatsu
>>689563298
That picture would be great if the penis wasn't absurdly long.
Someone is upset.
>>689563251
I came.
>>689563276
Chara is a cute
>>689563298
Fukken saved kek
>>689563276
Whoa, that's sad.
You know what? I'll actually come at that comicon you're going on Germany and fucking beat every Chara cosplayer.
>>689563608
There not even posting a crazy cum cover gang bang
>>689562385
Um I can try, not sure what you want me to do.
>>689562277
Yeah I'll try to fix that
>>689562557
Pls no don't do this also I'll push you off the edge
>>689563298
>X-Ray cumshot
That's my fetish, thanks anon
>>689563634
thanks
>>689563682
oh, okay, have fun
>>689563682
200% lel
Being this mad about anything.
>>689562845
>maximum bork
>>689562974
He drugged himself an calmed down. The whole thing was pretty amusing. He obviously has problems so I don't post it when he's in the thread
>>689563132
How many of those can you fit in your mouth at once?
I'm off to my friends dorm guys. Enjoy your weekend
Tell fish I said hi please
>>689562270
Thank you shibroa
>>689563276
How is guy gunna dress up as chara
Trap Chara?
>>689563829
Don't worry, I'll find where you live.
>>689563900
It's a hot dog. I'm gay, that was the joke.
Also like 4.
>>689563372
The way you talk, how you act, how you'd like to be treated yet the uncertainty is adorable! Your personality screams cute, while you yourself keep trying to deny it!
>>689563970
Chara isn't canon male or female. Just assumed female
what is happen
>>689563970
Because that would be fantasy
>>689563823
Indeed, kek.
>>689564007
Sp00ky 4chan haxxor.
Brb tracing ur up a address nothing personell, kid.
>>689564098
Still it's like Black Hermione
Also Chara sounds like a girls name
>>689563970
dunno... chara can be either male or female so... but yeah, trap chara best chara
>>689564007
Sure, I don't mind
>>689564315
Chara is short for Character you know that, right?
>>689564399
Still
Sounds pretty feminine
>>689564257
>>689563823
Pls post. I know it's in your folder Mario
>>689564096
I just...wanted to be treated kindly...
Not cute at all, its to needy, I'm plain as can be.
Best type moon claimed.
>>689564525
I know there's 1 or 2 but I don't have them saved, kek.
>>689564572
>
>>689564681
Hey its them
>>689564572
>cow bork
>>689564399
>The First Chair Bork
>>689564152
>moogs bork
>>689564315
>black bork
>>689564780
Legs.
>>689564521
Fair enough. I also thought Chara sounds rather female.
>>689564681
Heya Shiki!
>>689564828
Chair Bork?
>>689564615
I hope I treated you kindly...
>You are cute, and not nearly as needy as you think you are. Trust me on that.
>>689564315
Chara is a play on the word "Character"...
>>689564780
According to the rumors.
>>689564911
Hi Chara, what's up?
>>689564910
Subtle spoiler
Took you a while to post the 3rd one.
>>689563823
Wouldn't have even known who it was if it wasn't for the bear.
>>689564711
Yari Yuri a cute.
>>689565169
Milk Drinker.
I'm a fag.
>>689563900
I'll give you a dollar if you do it.
>>689564911
>i read it as "chaira" bork
>>689565032
>aroused bork
>>689564910
>leg bork
>>689564993
You do treat me kindly, it's really nice, and it gives me that feeling in my stomach, it's why I talk to you is your so nice.
>I don't like needing things from others.
late claim
>>689565126
Watching the Zelda gameplay live. It looks amazing.
You can even take the aarms of the skeleton enemies and attack them with it. It's glorious
>Stop hitting yourself
>>689565290
Kek fuk u m8
U mad?
>>689565219
Only the best. I didnt think the hat hid her that much.
Oh there it is, kek.
>>689565448
Meant to reply to >>689565245
Sorry bork
>>689565546
Absurdly large testicles.
I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.
>>689565546
Anon stop I can only fap so much
>>689565290
I still have no idea what bork is...
>>689565294
>pats the anon who wants love
>>689565686
How close did you study them?
>>689565466
Its the whole outfit, hat glasses earrings, and I wasn't really using any context clues.
>>689565624
>NOTICE ME SEMPAI
That's what they're saying.
>>689565169
Another waifu she flirts with!
Syndra, Holstaur, Mio, Snek
Jesus christ Miho you're a slut
>>689562974
Thats just her Heroname you know
>>689564910
MORE!
>>689565126
Just the rumors
>>689565270
I'll do it for free
disrepectimus maximus
>>689565294
I'm glad.
>You do the same to me.
Needing from others is alright, as long as you try to be self sufficient and not leech. Which from the fact you have a job and in the NG, you're more than capable of doing!
You guys all must be fags, I win the thread.
>>689565807
I want some Dio copypastas though...
>>689565906
>That's what they're saying.
Pretty much, kek.
>>689565973
I really should finish grimgar.
>>689565822
I study every aspect to measure if a picture is worthy of massaging my penis.
>>689565973
OK.
>>689565906
Good so now i can hide with glasses.
>>689565939
Yeah, I know.
I noticed that too.
He was supposed to be in a relationship with Tats, and look at him.
I bet he would fuck all of their dicks at once.
>>689566138
Masturbating in a burning inferno is something everyone should do. I've done it multiple times, it's very pleasant, the only problematic thing is when you're done and you are covered in sweat, confused about what your next action should be.
>>689566143
>>689566138
Kill yourself
>>689563900
When Who is in thread?
masturbation
>>689566140
Yes me too still last 2 ep missing
>>689566143
more
I am here because of the people who support the ideea that /waifu/ is soon dying.
Why, you may ask?
People already are having fun in discord/ts/telegram, and they don't feel the need to come and post in here anymore.
This thread was supposed to be like a chat, for people with similar opinions and things they like, anime.
Now that they have ts, discord, tele, they don't bother coming in here anymore.
You know them by the common name.
E L I T E.
>>689566445
>>689565817
>Thankful for pats
That's not love, is it?
>>689566016
>I really don't understand these feelings...
I do try to make it on my own, I almost turned down my friend who said I could crash on his couch, I didn't want to crowd up the place.
>>689566486
I don't have that many legs.
>>689566486
Wait, you haven't even finished your own waifu's anime?.
>>689566445
>mutual masterborktion
Fixed
>>689565817
It's the noise a doggo makes
>inb4 undertale doggo
>>689566334
>>689565382
Quality claim.
>>689565973
I know. I've read all of the manga up to date. It's cute and fitting. Although I think Gravity-Girl had a better ring to it. Uravity sounds better in Japanese, though.
>>689565983
Nice. I look forward to the imminent demise of innocent bystanders.
>>689561270
Why haven't you hanged yourself yet?
>>689561957
No.
>>689564572
Cow.
>>689566683
Who are you!