>When you only like gay porn, but you're not gay so the mudslimes cant get you.
can i get you a drink?
iktf
>>689273603
MODS BAN THIS FAGGOT
>>689273816
I dont drink cum
>>689273978
gee, what can i get you then?
>>689274093
I dont want anything.
Hm.
>>689273974
You have no power here boi.
>>689274376
did you mean /hm/?
How I love the thought of sleeping on a couch with my clothes on
>>689274557
Cmon Nibi we both know that place only has icky dudes in it.
>>689274731
I wouldnt know, ive only been there a few times.
>>689274799
more Rio plz
>>689274904
k
>>689274170
>doesnt want anything
what kinda faggot are you?
>>689274731
soft and cuddly not beefcake?
how do i get a boyfriend? i live in ontario canada :C
>>689274992
good question
>>689275097
let me do my job sir
>>689274992
Im not gay
and life is boring, I dont want anything.
>>689274874
So how's this cesspool been recently? You're holding down the fort in my absence I hope.
>>689275209
a faggot is trying to pretend hes not a faggotr
>>689275183
fucked up, in return i dump amends
Nibi's been saying some bad words lately
>>689275093
be kind and intresting enough...
>>689275209
Nothing changes
People make fun of me for being a virgin, I tell them they're faggot filth. The usual.
>>689275347
You should marry demos.
>>689275462
More of the same then, what a shame. I'm sorry.
>>689275613
Will you be my best man
>>689275400
it's hard to be kind when boys are rude to me, demand lewds/nudes, treat me like a slut (im a virgin), believe that all bottoms are inherently sluts, stop talking to me when i say i want relationship, inform me that i only need sex and nothing else, call me names i asked not to be called. the list goes one
how do you be nice to assholes?
yikes
>>689275613
Sorry for what?
>>689275687
there is no nice to them, just endurance.nothing good comes easy
>>689275687
i got lucky i guess...
>>689275667
Yes.
>>689275859
People here being retards to you.
eisen can't marry demos
he's already engaged to terrance
>>689275898
I've met nice people. but they live too fucking far away.
>>689275687
Just bend over and take it, or stay a virgin.
put your trip on, terrance
>>689275974
>>689276063
Not hard to move, unless you have something rooting you where you are
>>689276159
yeah, faggots like you are the ones i avoid.
respect your partner you poopnose
>>689276248
yeah its called no money :/
>>689275974
Well im a permavirgin, its not like I deserve any better.
>>689276350
Partner? lol, no one will have sex with me.
>>689275285
those are some childbearing hips
>>689276373
Are you this needlessly self-loathing in reality, or is it only a source of entertainment for you online?
>>689276350
that defiantly puts a dampener on that. Any marketable skills? Most people in my trade are mainly self employed that I know and make 3-4x what I do
>>689275687
You don't.
Don't get into relationships with assholes.
>>689276373
Don't start dear, you are beautiful.
>>689276489
see >>689275613
>>689276587
this is actually a legitimate question.
>>689276624
Security, but im going from broke to having money
>>689276876
yus
>>689276587
I dont talk about myself in person. As a matter of fact I rarely talk to people at all.
Ya-know the old saying, "Better to remain silent and thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt".
>>689276763
will you help me pick out a pretty dress
>>689276763
That's not what women say.
>>689277008
absolute cuteness
>>689277003
well patience sounds like the best option rather than settling then
>>689277129
powfoo is best foo
>>689277141
Patience only lasts so long. Id fuck a stranger but im kissless virgin level virgin and dont wanna give it up to a stranger.
>>689277390
then don't, My first time was 3 years before me and my BF got together doing awkward as fuck experiment shit as friends and everything turned out fine in the end. Just took forever
>>689277034
I already know that you don't have much human interaction, and I don't mean that offensively.
I'm just wondering if this logic is what you actually think to yourself.
>>689277692
But sex tho :c
>>689277752
I usually think about it constantly. Between 500-1000 times a day.
>>689275093
Living up to my belief that Canadians are cute
>>689277103
Absolutely.
>>689277105
Well it's like I said in steam that one time, most girls I know would be hydroplaning across the floor from how wet they'd be, u pretty.
>>689277951
who cares... i thought you wanted a relationship
>>689278144
I am cute, can post a body pic :/
>>689278261
I do but but sex :/
>>689278233
Still a virgin, so thats a lie.
>>689277951
see>>689278261
>>689278008
We all have our mental impediments, I guess.
Something relating to sexuality doesn't seem too unusual.
Just seems unfortunate that you'd spend so much time thinking of this useless shite.
What do you want out of life?
>>689278350
well you can get a toy if youre that desperate to get something in your butt... at least the sex toy wont leave you after it's done
>>689278678
or leave that burning itching sensation
>>689278287
I said are, not aren't.
Most Canadians boys I've met just have pretty cute personalities.
>>689278748
never had that...
>>689278901
neither have I, just saying toy's usually dont carry STDs
>>689273974
No rules have been broken.
>>689278937
butt doctor is thata way --->
>>689279067
i didnt know we had butt doctors here
>>689279222
b is for butt doctor right? that's why we all frequent here? r-right?
i personally come here for the unlimited salad and breadsticks
Thanks for making me doubt my sexuality /b/
>>689278876
Oh :c i have a rough personality.
People say they like a challenge when they meet me but i think they mean vague resistance
>d-dont put your finger there *squirms*
>well its in, just go ahead and rape me now
Or
>im not giving you my nsfw
>cmon
>no
>... (I better do it or he'll leave me.)
>>689279022
That looks like league
>>689279440
don't lie
>>689279440
i like my salad tossed
>>689278441
Nothing, I dont want anything.
>>689279477
They usually stop interacting when they realize im not a slut.
ill post chp 2 in the next one
gross
>>689275093
You hope that you will eventually move to someone.
>>689279046
Does my heart count?
>>689279520
You'd be right.
>>689279440
science demands more breadsticks
>>689279588
>>689279477
Double dubs posts wont get me a bf tho.
>>689279588
nothing of value lost then?
Holy shit that screaming woman during Bethesda's press conference
>>689279564
You continue to live, though, and purportedly without much real purpose. Why?
Does dying just present too much friction?
>>689279656
Good, sexy fuck. Him and Luc. Lucky bastards.
>>689279440
The free condiments are nice too.
>>689279588
Men are pigs. People want life as easy as there partners.
>>689279922
You're talking to luc
>>689279912
I rather watch people die, it provides me with a slight sense of revenge.
>>689280033
Men are pigs, sucks that im attracted to them.
Denied nudes to a guy from /soc/ canadian meet up, stopped talking to me after 5 min of conversation.
im late
>>689279865
What's she screaming about?
>>689280081
I know
>>689280207
Im a man and ill admit most men and women have there own reasons. It sucks when you are the few that genuinely cares about people deeply.
>>689279477
The "Like a challenge" comment usually implies they haven't actually been with someone who challenges them.. Though I don't really think a relationship should be a challenge for attention.. That's just shitty.
But you seem pretty cute, just my two cents though.
>>689279588
Try not to friend people who think you give off that vibe, and they won't have those expectations.
