Celebrity fap thread
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Celebrity fap thread
>>688958085
Hnngh more?
>>688959252
Ahh that's a little better
>>688958085
can't get enough of this slut
>>688959456
Hnngh anon
>>688959666
She's so naughty
>>688959595
dumping fap folder
>>688959666
dirty, disgusting
>>688959975
>dancing in heels
fucking retarded dogs
>>688959919
>>688959975
Hnngh your the best anon
>>688959595
yesss she's like the taylot swift of iceland
>>688959919
so glad someone finally shot this bitch
>>688960453
Fuuuck
>>688960195
glad to see she's finally turned up in one of these threads
so fucking hot
>>688960453
the fact ari loves black dick makes her even more sluttier and it turns me on a lot
>>688958085
and the ugly people losers is the warthog race
>>688960559
She really turns you on, huh?
>>688959840
>>688959595
>>688960195
hnngggggg who the fuck is this
>>688960351
>>688959666
>>688959919
Jessica Alba does not approve of dis Bitch who is trying to steal her thunder...
>>688960726
no its because you like black dicks anon
>>688960291
How does anyone fap to this?
>>688960767
Hnnngh yes anon she does
>>688960764
shutup schizophrenic
>>688960965
Kiss my ass fapper...
>>688959840
personally i think shes a bit weird looking but i've really admired her as a person since she funded that documentary about poverty and HIV in nigeria
not her best angle but this is a still from the show
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>>688961227
Damm it anoooon>>688961287
>>688961470
Ahh anon
>>688958085
so thats why the ugly people losers pick beyonce as the queen or help the ugly virgo women loser cause the ugly people losers control the socitey and the ugly people losers smell like dog crap like beyonce and thats why the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and think is better then everybody but is ugly and fat and the ugly people losers look pathatic and is ugly
and the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and act like better then everybody but is too ugly to hurt me or the popular people with looks
so it dont make any sense how the ugly people losers act better then everybody or me or the popular people or the awesome people but is ugly as shit
iam the nigger
the ugly people losers is the warthog race
iam the nigger
>>688961512
I feel soo good
>>688961287
Lol at that negroid
Challenger appears.
>>688959840
Is this the dude from that Aussie comedy show
>>688961586
Lol you can shut the Fuck up any time now warthog
>>688958085
She's a snicker licker, gross
>>688959840
i love her so much i just want to burry my face between her perfect thighs
i wanna lick my way slowly up the inside of her legs, starting from her beautiful menicured toes, sucking each one up to the big toe
then id look her in the eye as i move up her legs as she starts to moan
and then i reach her beatiful pussy and i slowly begin to lick it while she moans in pleasure
and then she comes all over my face and i lick her hot wet women juices off my face
>>688961735
>>688961830
Hnnngh anon Fuuck
This hoor
>>688958085
cutie. shame she is a coalburner
>>688961323
oops forgot to the photo
it's the part where she talks to the hiv specialist about what we can do in iceland to help stop the spread of hiv and help sufferers
shes actually really cool
>>688961953
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>>688961745
roll with it mi amigo
>>688961935
Tina Fey always made me hard. I love greek chicks.
>>688961838
>extra butterface
>>688962245
How the fuck did ron howard create this?!
>>688962180
Hnnngh hngggh>>688962383
Why are you boring Jessica to death b/...?
>>688962145
YES.
also
>pic
>>688962651
>>688962359
>>688962443
As a redhead lover, I came buckets to her.
>>688962651
Anooon your getting me closer >>688962687
>>688962718
Is dodger a celeb? Bc jaysus fuuuck
>>688962767
This cocktease finally getting to you?
>>688960663
yes i know! old pic but this is when i met her when she was touring in Stadur
>>688960798
Ja'mie, she's a famous Icelandic pop star
>>688962950
>>688962950
>>688962845
Hnngh yes she's starting to get to me
>>688959840
Omg I always thought she was a dude in drag you have to be kidding
>>688962823
Moar of dooger!! Pls
>>688961354
The fug, that leg
>>688962950
Shit! My dick is getting hard.
>>688963108
Her tight little ass
>>688961838
What the hell why is Ryan wearing a wig?
>>688963192
>>688963158
Embrace it for her!
>>688963186
>>688963042
wtf are you talking about
she's literally been on the cover of vogue
>>688962516
I love you Jessica.
>>688963337
>>688963387
Hnngh her tight little body is getting to me really badly.
>>688962383
Now if she'd just slut it up a little more & go full Miley that would be cool. In the outfits at least, not the stripper dancing.
>>688963337
>Embrace it for her!
For sure! Time to fap. What an exciting outfit she has on this one.
>>688963042
she's actually quite a big deal over here
>pic related the time i met her
>not smiling because i was 16 and 3edgy
>>688959840
Is that Norman Reedus from the walking dead?
>>688963599
>>688963591
>>688963458
It's getting to me so so so badly
>>688963779
Her body tends to have that effect
>>688963883
Ahhh anon you made me finish. Thank you so so much
more ari pls ty
>>688964225
No homo.
>>688964225
Hope you gave her a big load.
>>688962005
i loved her ever since she went to the met ball and they got really butthurt about her bringing friends and taking photos so she released this statement something like
one sec lemme find it
"I am an artist. My whole life I wanted nothing more than to express myself and my humanity through my music. I want to share that - I want to share it all. Without my fans and the people around me I wouldn't have had the opportunity and privilege to share myself with the world. If this is an industry that wants to foster exclusivity and forget what the arts are truly about then I don't want to be a part of it."
literally the best
>pic related from her insta
>>688964347
No homo ;3
>>688964392
A huge load anon
>>688964428
WE NEED HIGH RES VERSION OF THIS PLEASE
>>688964428
Damn we need cleaner shots like this.
>>688964444
holy shit quads of truth all hail Queen Ja'mie, the new Queen of /b/
>>688964641
>bitch thinks it's an aqua dick
>>688964670
>>688964907
>>688962950
fucking cocktease like no other
>>688964444
all hail Queen Ja'mie
>>688965009
Frustrating truth
>>688964851
I'm that dolphins pharmacist. He never fails to fill his Vatrex prescription
>>688958965
>>688959126
>>688959237
So hot. Too bad about the herpies
>>688964444
all hail Queen /b/
>>688963643
>>688963359
but why?
>>688963042
these are my thoughts
>>688963370
nice pic anon
Was too much for me...I came.
>>688961619
Whom?
>>688963671
who's she? she's real cute
>>688958620
anal all night
>>688966109
Not whom, you Americunt. Whom is only used when it's a grammatical object.
>who is this
Who is a subject here, dickbag.
It's Emily Blunt.
>>688965587
umm she was a huge pop star here in like the late 2000s
now she's moved more in to humanitarian stuff
one of her big things was this huge documentary she produced and starred in about HIV in Nigeria. it was really harrowing and she gained a lot of international acknowledgement from that. i think it won quite a few awards from the top of my head
she's also really big on the arts and is constantly petitioning for more funding and better working conditions for artists. she recently opened an art school in Reykjavik which is a huge deal and it's meant to be incredible
other than that she's just a really nice, down-to-earth person
it's sort of a running joke about her being hot in iceland because she's sort of androgenous looking but somehow she manages to be really attractive at the same time
>>688964602
underrated post
Ariana Grande literally screams fuck me with her look
>>688964602
>>688966535
Sadly doesn't exist as far as I can find
>>688966785
This.
Drives me crazy
>>688964444
omg i've never seen her on here before
>>688965158
this is from an exclusive line she did in conunction with Chanel that was featured in vogue i remember. she might be weird looking but she's a fashion icon
>>688958085
Now I know why I always thought she looked weird like an alien.
>>688966901
>>688966785
exactly anon. we are all forced to deal with it, but we push on for the sake of the /b/tards
>>688966842
really sad
>>688965587
she got through to the final of Miss Universe Iceland and when it got up to the talent portion she gave this amazing speech on how beauty pageants objectify women and stuff, then she literally dropped the mic and walked out
>>688967243
She's just a world class cocktease.
>>688967787
>>688967787
new thread
>>688963042
it is just a dude in drag it's chris Lilley
>>688967547
Fuck off you aussie faggot.
>in case you cunts don't already know, it's a male comedian
>>688965792
yes, nice creamy tits
>>688968985
It's actually him trying to force himself as a meme.
Uses the same sort of words and nobody knows this much about the guy except him.
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