Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>688661831
It was. But i was fit, and could keep up with the track teams star sprinter for a half a mile before I'd need to slow down. I even tried a small competition at Six Flags once but got my ass handed to me since they chose slower songs than I'm used to.
>Not!
>>688662745
Mandatory.
Morning Karen wasup?
>>688663839
Stolen
I'm a piece of shit and my family's situation is fucked up, I'm depressed and I often think about killing myself.
People also call me a cum dumpster because I love roleplaying. I'm such a failure in this life and even my parents hate me.
>>688663321
Kek, thats what I thought
>>688663319
Too far
>>688663445
Nice~
>claiming yume
>>688663839
How is it going karen?
that's what's up
Claimed
>>688661527
I did the same a few days ago, there's such a massive difference.
>>688663278
Meme it up
Miho claimed
Why have i not dies from exhaustion yet?
Best type moon claimed.
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
>>688664013
Doing fine Yume, how about you?
Up for some overwatch?
Claimed btw
>>688663991
>>688663839
QOTT: what is /waifu/ listening to?
Me:http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uxUATkpMQ8A
>>688664154
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
>>688664068
Hi :3
>>688663839
claiming robit so that no one can
>>688664285
too soon
>>688663994
well duh
>>688663732
Sure, you are
>>688663797
>>688664013
Wieso nicht selbständig? Mir würde nur noch ein Job fehlen.
>>688664266
easy one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqIJ3xiBvqY&list=RDfXAAqBuaVzc&index=29
>>688664329
that's a nice gif
>>688663949
whats up
>>688664154
hahaa
>>688664036
Is this best NEET
>>688663949
Distance running is really not my jam but I can beat most people in a straight sprint. My stamina has improved over the years, though. I know that pain, when you've only been playing the really tough stuff the easy ones can completely throw you off.
>what a qt3.14
>>688664266
https://youtu.be/Tm4eoUpfRro
Banki claimed
>>688664266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHQUUAcB0io
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOlWu15vzyE
>>688664165
Yeah let me finish my stuff in hearthstone after that we can go
>>688664266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRQNkAAIDnA
>>688664436
Selbständigkeit liegt mir nicht.
Ich bin faul, sehr faul deswegen wäre das nix für mich.
why do these threads even exist
Every thread is another mark. A mark that represents what social skills and self respect you have lost. I've lost count of all your marks, but I can assure (and you probably already know) that you're lost. I don't think you'll ever come back and I think at this point you're only running off steam, insanity, and delusions. I think you're just too prideful to quit posting so much so often, and too cowardly to actually end the life you know you wasted. I mean, Im rooting for your suicide. So get out there and actually do something to end the misery of the monotony that is your life's
:^)
>>688664329
don't fucking steal my waifu
i'm going to sleep guys. my headache is getting worse and i still feel sick. goodnight
>>688664567
Ehm woops, I meant later tonight lol
Internet bad now
>>688664567
Ich ja auch. Gib mir nen einfachen Job im Gamestop und viel selbständiger werd ich nicht
>>688664636
night Jenny
>>688664624
Crippling loneliness.
>>688664513
Up to you really.
How are you doing qt?
whats everyone up today? Anyone watch kabaneri of the iron fortress. I think its on amazon im trying to get my sisters account right now. Ive seen the first five its aight.
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
>>688664636
Wew lad
>>688664266
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wC34NOWlMIU
>>688664624
this>>688664784
>>688664636
>don't fucking steal my waifu
apparently it was ok for them to steal other peoples waifus so i just did it to you.
>>688664436
Pal.
You're fucking cringe.
Cosplaying? Seriously?
Holy shit.
You're the cancer that's killing /b/.
You like traps.
You're cringe as fuck.
You don't know how to take a fight like a man.
Because, oh wait.
You don't even know what you are.
>>688664436
Heh~
Anyways, I'll be back in a little bit. I gotta do some stuff. Cya later everyone!
>>688664636
Good night.
>Shiro
>>688664013
>>688664096
Get in here faggots
>>688664679
Piss off Karen
>>688664266
https://youtu.be/3SaJpJC7elI
>>688664266
https://youtu.be/UclCCFNG9q4
https://youtu.be/HLUX0y4EptA
https://youtu.be/4n_Ozd-r2zo
>>688664472
Sup Operator!
>>688664513
Ya, sprints I'm good at. Long legs are hella good for them. But distance, despite the long time I can dance, is something I just can't seem to get.
>Not even a 2/10 m8
>>688664904
Go and fight with your shit family as you usually do because they won't let you at PC anymore.
>>688664883
>>688664266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JJw-ntEG_0
>>688665094
hey, whats up.
>that picture
muh dick.
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Happy afternoon claim
>>688665161
Lame.
As usual.
![[]D [] []V[] []D.png](https://i.imgur.com/eopA2CY.jpg "[]D [] []V[] []D.png")
YOU'VE BEEN MEME'D FUCKIN' HARD, SON!
https://youtu.be/QOOtv7iGKYc
>>688664266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV48aAF5AcM
>>688665321
I like that Pic
Thanks for posting it so often
>>688665234
Not much. Just ate, pillows are dry so I can actually lay down now, and just a general slow morning for me. How bout you?
>>688665321
Birb.
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
>>688665628
:)
>>688665647
Cat.
>How are you fam?
>>688665094
My legs aren't particularly long, I'm just light and lean I guess. And I push myself like all hell.
>11/10
>>688664904
See you soon Prinz!
>>688664784
I'm doing great, what about you?
>>688665052
Yo
>>688665732
Please, don't joke about such matters. Suicide isn't funny. I should know. I've attempted suicide many times, and failed. I have been on suicide watch, 3 times this year. So childish...
>>688665350
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
>>688665321
Is it a plane?
Is it a bird?
Not its Birb as McReeeee
>>688664096
you fucking faggot
SHE'S MINE BAKA ANONKUN
>>688664763
Qt 3.145
>>688664096
Meant to link this to you,
>>688665518
Pirate karen?
>>688665732
Holy shit!
You actually got the filename right for once. After months of sweat and effort. Well done.
I am just copy-pasting this because I think is funny
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be, because I'm either a roleplaying cancer, a fucking edgy old man, a failure in gaming or just some attention seeking faggot
bye
>>688665321
It's McKotocree
>>688666222
Is not me, you fucking retard.
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
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>>688663947
Check that email fam.
>>688666189
bullshit... anyway, from where is Mi Liu? Seems like a webcomic to me and not a Manga. I suppose Manwha Webcomic.
>>688666222
Go and drink yourself to death or something and stop replying, gramps.
>>688666321
But you're all the same.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usxrnYRZf_g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIzV_QnrvSM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9MwNVg16uQ
>>688665647
they didn't end up calling me in for work so i stayed up and slept until an hour ago. Arma 3 released the big update to the dev branch so i'm gonna play that all day. i might go to the store or get some chillie fries later.
you got any big plans? just gonna chill for the rest of the day or go to sleep?
are you just gonna keep posting cute tomboys doing my fetishes ?
>>688666195
>>688665518
That is amazing
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>>688665943
You know it fam
>>688666292
McCREEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>688666344
good i hope more of you attention whoring faggots get out of these normie circle jerks so they stop happening. it's literally disgusting what these threads have become. might as well be g/fur or clop threads at this point.
>>688666369
Mi Liu's from Space Time Prisoner
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Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
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>inb4 copypasta
I think it's about time I gave you guys a proper thank you. These threads are really one of my sole reasons I have not killed myself. I love this community as a whole, and it's really changed my life for the better. This is truly the only thing in my life where I can find real happiness. So I guess what I'm trying to say is thank you all, honestly. OK, enough of this emotional baby bullshit.
>>688666467
Stop roleplaying as Izuru, please.
For fuck's sake, you are a grown up human. Try for once to stop being such a cringe ass.
>>688666514
It's set as unlisted, so if you want it, save the link.
>>688666583
I'm gonna read it anyway...
...
I am leaving
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bye
>>688666661
I'm not roleplaying. There truly isn't any notable difference between you lot now. At least, not anymore.
>>688666601
Cringe.
Anyone who tought about killing himself is just a egoistical piece of shit.
>>688665762
Just playing some Diablo 3 right now.
Obviously Hearthstone later, and then to top it off, I'm gonna finish K-On.
All my plans right there.
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
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>>688666956
Kek, posting the pasta himself because noone cares about you, not even shitposters.
>>688666601
kys faggot
read what you just typed and think about how your parents would react if they knew this. you deserve no pity. no attention. just get buried under the attention whoring of the sad lonely souls shitposting endlessly in this echo chamber of normies.
>>688666822
I have done
Mio
>>688666989
>you lot
What do you mean, you lot?
threads a bit crazy right now
>>688666989
Go and drink yourself to death, your situatin saddens me.
>>688666601
Glad we could help you a bit
>>688667221
just a tiny little bit
Claiming Gilles de Rais
>>688666997
So you mean 100% of people here?
>>688665760
Birb.
>Doin pretty decent. Feeling better today?
>>688665762
I think I have a slight breathing problem or I just don't know how to do it right. If I try to push myself to bad I end up almost dying trying to catch my breath.
>11/10 = 1.1
>My point has been proven.
>>688666478
Nice. I ended up taking a 4 hour nap before work so I wasn't literally dead (like 4chan was) the whole night.
Never played arma. Or any FPS to any real degree. I think Americas Army was probably the only one I ever really tried in, but that was forever ago.
Probably gunna sleep for a while, then head over to my grandpas to give my dad the HIDs I got yesterday so we can hook them up and find a spot to mount the ballasts.
Always.
I am leaving
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>>688667221
oh boy just wait until next thread
>>688667106
This.
Egoistical fucks.
>>688667190
He's just a edgy guy who didn't yet matured, so he just lurks and plays video games, instead of being productive, what do you expect?
>>688667415
oh boy
>>688667373
A bit, I'm still a bit sad but it's nothing big! :D
I try to keep my head up at all times and not be depressed and stuff. How are you fam?
>>688667340
No.
There are some people, like Tomocuck, who are normies.
They have a happy, normal life. They don't think about killing themselves, because they are living the dream.
>>688666997
>>688667106
>>688666601
Guaranteed (you)'s
>OK, enough of this emotional baby bullshit.
Nice damage control
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Kyouko claimed.
>>688667740
lol jk im glad ur not leaving and you have faith that waifu threads can still be what they always have been. hello.
>>688667411
Agreed im leaving too.
>>688667806
See?
>>688667740
You're just attention whoring. Nobody cares, everyone has their own problems, grow up.
>>688667373
You can't fight it
The cute is real
And that used to be my issue, it just magically fixed itself as soon as I went to basic, don't know why.
>>688667018
That sounds like a rad fucking day my negro brother.
Claiming and them literally leaving. I'm going to take a nap so I won't reply.
Damn b&s all over the road
>>688667824
Oh wow, you got the filename right and everything, not bad. But see this is why tripcodes are nice (^:
>>688667185
If I were at home I'd attempt to animate the video to some degree.
>>688667266
Look at Chara being a qt
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>>688667922
>You're just attention whoring
>Is doing the same thing
Nice hypocrisythere
>>688667887
So, how was your day anon?
>>688667922
OK.
>>688668143
I'm just pointing out things, I'm not the one posting about me/my problems.
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I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
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>>688667056
I'm actually a little afraid this might be real
tomoneet reassure me please
>>688668256
You could leave if it's bothering you
Why are you even here?
I am leaving
For 40ish minutes to go get breakfast.
bye
>>688668195
bretty gud. played league earlier with my only friend and watched x-men apocalypse tc rip. movie was pretty shit. games were pretty shit. i put a ton of aluminum foil on my window to keep the light out this morning.
how is your day tripfriend?
>>688668110
Stop it
>>688668449
bye
>>688668413
Making people feel better about themselves, why would I else?
>>688668112
>>688668272
>>688668349
Am I missing a meme? I got here. What fuck is happening?
>>688664812
Oh damn, I didn't know I was leaving.
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
>>688667570
Good to hear! A little better is better than nothing!
And pretty good. Chillin, relaxing, waiting for me to pass out. Think I might've used too much soap with the pillow though, this thing smells of it strong.
>>688667864
Mornin Kyoko.
>>688667944
I! Am! Not! Cute!
And who knows, after getting back into shape with DDR maybe I'll figure out how to properly breath during heavy exercise.
>>688668610
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
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>>688668522
>>688668413
>>688668349
>>688668256
>>688668143
>>688668112
>>688668643
I thought the rules said no ERP?
>>688668610
Just got here*
>>688668449
You will be missed
>>688668256
>on /b/
>insulting people expecting an outcome
>>688668522
I think yor and my definition of "making people feel better" differ quite a lot
>>688668509
Too cute
>>688668610
Silliness and spam, how's it going Smuggles?
meme
>>688668509
Look at chara being a fucking faggot who loves to suck cocks.
Better now?
>>688663839
Desu where the fuck have you been?
Haven't seen you in a ylyl or fur or loli or trap threads in over a week.
I'm worried.
>>688668791
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
>>688668805
Noice m8
>>688668715
>yor
What do you mean by this?
>>688668692
I told you, I just pointed out things, true things.
>>688668647
Hello Makoto, how are you doing?
>>688668959
dont leave doggo
>>688668959
Fuck off, Mugi.
>>688668671
Oh
>>688668766
A bit fine. Would be better if my doggos didn't wake me up. You, rider? I definitely miss out in something it seems
>>688666601
You are honestly one of the cringiest people here.
Come back when you're over 18.
>>688669208
fam
>>688669209
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
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>>688669247
>in a waifu thread
>on 4chan
>/b/
>getting mad at cringe
Uhh, alright.
>>688669247
Something I've never understood. you obviously frequent these threads. Why post without your waifu? Are you honestly that terrified of people knowing your opinions that'd you'd hide your identity?
What is the purpose of this thread? You are literally saying a fictional character is "yours" and that's it. There is no comedic value. There is no sexual value. There is literally nothing.
>>688667944
Beats getting a job for sure.
>>688669247
>47 ▶>>688669362
>>>688666601
Also this.
By the way, I'm Chara and I dunno how to proper quote.
Heh~
>>688669505
dead
>>688669498
These threads are on par with furry threads in terms of depressing cringe people.
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
>>688669496
No.
I'm terrified that you will die of some disease aswell.
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
>>688669362
Don't listen to them
You are great
Yeah ill be back in /waifu/. Gonna do stuff for a few ya know
Why don't we move to /a/?
>>688669825
We have you wiener
>>688669609
Not yet.
>>688669166
Decent enough. That nap yesterday was a life saver. Feel kinda bad that I made Mizore stay up, but it was kinda funny to see him pull a 180 right as he was leaving.
How bout you?
>>688669216
Did they jump up on your bed or something?
See above
And nah, pretty tame morning I'll say.
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
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>>688669712
>this reasoning
>my sides
>>688669920
oh it's actually you
Thought it was shitposter lol
How are you doing Emi?
>>688669806
It was a social experiment. As if I'd ever take insults to heart on /b/.
>>688669214
That must be an excellent cocktail if she wants it that bad
>>688666601
I know I'm not the funniest or most interesting person here, so it's nice that any of you even bother to talk to me.
So, thank you.
>>688669927
I'm alright, just woke up as usual.
Maybe I'll play something soon.
>>688670012
Cute pic.
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye.
>>688667922
>You're just attention whoring.
He might be.
>Nobody cares
That's factually wrong.
>everyone has their own problems
And everyone deals differently with their share.
>grow up
You really should.
>>688668647
In through the nose, out through the mouth, keep the rhythm and don't stop breathing and you'll be okay.
>too cute
You're an irl tsundere, how adorable
>>688669522
This NEET ass motherfucker right here
>>688670012
I though about posting something that would prove that it was me, but I'm too lazy for that
I'm doing okay now that the exams are over.
What is going on here?
>>688670062
>As if I'd ever take insults to heart on /b/.
Clever
>>688670062
I'M FUCKING DYING
>POSTS SOMETHING REALLY DEEP AND SAD ABOUT HIM
>BECOMES SAD WHEN HE FINDS OUT NOONE INTRESTING CARES ABOUT HIM
>IS CALLED NAMES
>HE'S SAD
>It was a social experiment.
HOLY
kekkekekekeekkeekek~
>>688668647
QT
>>688670250
R E K T
E K
K E
T K E R
>>688670250
Come on, you old grandpa.
Stop sticking your nose in everyone's business.
Go back and lurk, get drunk and cry over life as you usually do.
>>688669920
Oh
Holy shit it's actually Emi
>>688670355
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
Guys... Recently pic related has made me have bad thoughts. I've started having lewd thoughts about her, and lewd thoughts about her and my waifu doing lewd things together. I require assistance.
>>688670598
Don't?
>>688670355
Wait what?
>Shiro
>>688670530
Are you happy that someone is trying to prove their point while you can't?
You're pathetic.
You can't even say something back, that's why they are posting, because even they feel sad for your pathetic life.
>>688670170
Thank you!
You too!
>>688670349
New meme lol
Glad you got a break. There have been spiderman posters just joining us in conversation instead of shitposting.
Got plans for the summer? New race when?
>Karen
>>688670547
I'm here forever.
>>688670598
Celeste is pretty nice, not gonna lie. Who is your waifu?
>Emi
>>688669927
Kek that was funny. Dude was like "FULL STOP" my door was closed so the only possible way for them to wake me up is by barking
>>688670817
Well you're in /waifu/ so I suppose you're right about that
>>688670598
Decepline yourself to not have the lewd
Smug
>>688670541
Do you have a /waifu/ identity or are you just anon?
