>Everyone is having sex but you
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>Everyone is having sex but you
got a lava lamp
>>688632431
What color?
>>688632431
neat
what color is it?
>i know op....i know
>>688632288
He has some cute sharks on his back
>>688632288
Label your stupid threads so I don't see them faggots
>>688632562
Das the joke
>>688632281
Sure does.
>>688632350
duh
>>688632426
Pretty good, relaxing, playing windwaker at the bf's place while he's at work.
>>688632429
legend of zeldur is generally a difficult game series
>>688632559
Cool
>>688632655
wwwwwwwwwemmemememm
>Tell me more about the gay things anon
>>688632734
hi keekee~
>>688632288
>>Everyone is having sex but you
ikr?
time to get a gun and shoot random people in return :^(
>>688632431
dom why do you ignore me
>>688632206
I need more Tsundere animals
>>688632429
Watch you not like Penny Dreadful and then you try to lynch me
>>688632705
well i havent tried playing them raelly since i was a wee lad and i couldnt play anything
>>688632818
hoi bb~
>>688632705
is... is that a garden gnome?
>>688632655
ohai
>>688632895
I have none to present.
>>688632895
i bet i love the shit out of it. it just sounds great!
but yes i will lynch and eat you if i dont like it
>>688632947
how ams things bb?
>>688632705
It was just hot and a bit unexpected.
>>688632975
hi Badger
>>688633057
knot bad. feeling ver sore for some reason though. i hope im not too sore to ride bike tomorrow
>>688632947
git gud, play zeldur
>>688632948
anything's a garden gnome if you're brave enough
>>688633105
Gotta love them hot surprises.
>>688633110
sup?
Aces.
>>688633197
neat
you have the day off tomorrow?
>ass tearing
Fucking hell that made my dick shrivel up like a worm on a florida highway
>>688633203
Yep
>>688633333
>>688632035
-_-.........Sweet summer child as in new to the gay shit. And I've been around the boards since 2010, I'll call anyone a newfag.
As for advice on the gay shit. Just like women ask them what they want and listen to them during. Make sure your guy is good and stretched and use more lube than what you think you need. if you dont think you need more he might be thinking the opposite.
You dont always have to fuck em hard, sometimes its better to fuck them gently.
remember to reciprocate.
Shit happens. Sometimes literally. Be an adult and be cool about it. Itll be more mortifying for the bottom than for the top.
There, gay sex 101...
>>688633300
I do thankfully, goddamn night guard shit sucks.
>>688632705
Sounds nice, I might actually sleep early tonight
>>688632717
Ur cool
>>688633203
i still have ocarina of time. i should get into it again mew
>>688633300
yeah i do. but i have to spend a good chunk of it buying all the supplies fir the fishing trip coming up.
>>688633481
cool
when is the trip and how long is it?
>>688633396
That there is a perfect answer thank you. What lube tho
>>688632474
>>688632542
blue and yellow/green
I'm heading to bed now. night all
>>688633613
the 20th and is 4 days long
>>688632850
what did you ask me, i'm sorry, i took my sleeping pills and paying attention is hard
>>688632975
That's a shame, tsunderepede is all I got
>>688633032
I'll kill you first boy
>>688633730
pretty
i want a lava lamp again
pics pls?~
>>688633748
nini~
>>688633811
cum at me fgt
>>688633748
night night bb~
>16 is the age where most girls truly peak. Let's take off our "cultural acceptability" goggles and face the facts. Some girls can handle the decline afterwards to varying degrees of success, but none can ever match that aura of innocence, purity and fertility they have in their mid teens. Their voices are high, their faces bright and free of wrinkles, their bodies tight yet supple and abundant with estrogen, their pussies are pure and untouched.
>If you didn't experience your gf's prime years - her mid-teens, then you lost, and if you marry her you're no better than a cuck. Plain and simple. What truly hurts about inceldom is that even if we were to escape it, the best we could get is a early-mid 20s GF that has a pussy that's worn out and loosened up by the college cock carousel, a body that's starting to sag and fatten, a voice that's harsh and naggy from her constant demands, and a face that has lost its childlike glow and is now beset by wrinkles, blemishes and nasolabial folds. We've already lost the game because we didn't take the virginity of a 16 year old. There's nothing left but despair.
>>688633655
If youre eating ass before and after, a water based one like ky.
If youre just eating ass before a silicone lube like gun oil. Now mind you silicone lubes work wonders and last forever....but they last forever. you do get to have more fun showering and washing it off each other though ;)
>>688633866
>Implying I won't just shoot you 300m away
>>688633460
WRONG
Like a mother says here son is "Handsome".
>>688634015
shoot me up bb~
>>688632288
And I should care because?
I'm tubby unfortunately...stupid belly fat. Resistant.
>>688634379
Why cant I just stay thin..ugh.
>>688634100
Ur handsome
>>688633837
>>688634379
some people find that attractive
>>688634449
Awesome.
>>688634139
If I have to
>>688634449
cool!
i had one just like that except it had a bunch of bitty holes in it where light could shine out
>>688634448
Then why do women say otherwise?
>>688633460
That's... good? Kinda undecided since it's heresy, but I won't judge.
>>688633481
yes, yes you should.
>>688633748
G'nighty.
>>688633779
You wanted me to tell you something in the last thread, I answered, you disappeared.
>>>688624653 (Cross-thread)
>Got a bf, he's even more of a bottom than I am. He's eager but inexperienced so despite him having an absolutely gorgeous ass, he won't really let me fuck him as he starts hurting from as little as half a fingertip going in. We'll work on it though and I'll train him but it's gonna take a while, so for now, it's mostly been me eating his ass or blowing him.
>>688633811
tsunderplane tho...
>>688634379
If I can get a qt you can too.
>>688634466
I'm not even like, super big, just around my stomach and waist. Everything else is thin. It's annoying when I gotta buy pants.
>>688634659
I don't have much faith, you had help, all I got is me.
why boner?
>>688634670
how heavy are you?
you can always work out to lose the weight
>>688634568
penetrate me with that hard bullet
>>688634652
but i have oter games to play D:
>>688634652
i forgot entirely
>>688633730
Neat
>>688632431
Pics or didn't happen.
>>688634727
Well, I'm sure people would help you
Is that Kai I see? And Badger?
>>688634902
he did you nigger
>>688634449
>>688634532
thanks you too
>>688634639
nice, im so glad to have one honestly
>>688634817
160 lbs.
>>688634838
den play oter gaem
>>688634858
Well, I answered regardless.
>>688634972
Greets. And yes, yes it is.
>I think the key takeaway is the rise of perfectly competitive meat-market style sexual selection. "At a bar/restaurant" is the supermarket shopping of dating, and "online" the ebay, where women merely have to stroll around or scroll down a list and choose the biggest, hottest chad they can find. Note that 2009 was well before Tindr and widespread smartphone ownership, and online dating still had a bit of a stigma, and the online rate was still 22%.
>A corollary of this is the decline of couples who met by already knowing each other. In the past, women might have settled with men they met through those routes because of a lack of suitable alternatives and pressure to settle down, but now they simply won't bother with the loser they know, because they can go online at any hour of the day and find all the chads they want. It exposes platitudes like "just do hobbies" and "just go out and meet people x-D why don't u ask out that girl from [college, the office, some group]" as completely worthless and probably self-serving.
Fingers crossed I get laid at Anthrocon.
>>688635045
thanks, i appreciate your sincerity and heartfeltedness.
>>688635045
i ewill~!
>>688634994
they really are pretty
i should buy a new one sometime soon
not sure on the color
probably gonna buy a blue one again
>>688635035
that's not that heavy at all
not sure how your belly sticks out the way you describe
>>688635192
do you have any pics?
It's me, guys. It's Fool. I've been here the whole time.
>>688635045
Hello, Badger. You should entertain me via conversation.
>>688635136
>still not commenting on it
ok...
>>688635155
yey~!
>This is how it is in modern Western society. Women spend ages 14-25 getting fucked by hunky Chads, then once she's a single mom in her 30s, you get to marry her provide for her (although she'll never be in the mood for sex because you just can't compare to the Chads she fucked in her prime). The most shocking part is that most guys are happy with this set up. They think sexual freedom is great. They are ok with Chad being allowed to fuck their future wife. They are ok with delaying being with their looksmatch until she is in her 30s and has wrinkles and nasolabial folds. Fucking cucks.
>>688635225
of what?
>>688634991
I'm late to the party, you double nigger.
>>688635235
wowee!
>>688635237
like am mgs5 again
>>688635235
what a coincidence
i too have been here this whole time!
hi Fool
>>688635323
your lava lamp
>>688635235
I'm going to be a slow conversationalist, but sure. You should update NS.
>>688635356
you could have easily seen the only lava lamp image here you triple nigger
>>688635419
i don't have one
if i did, i'd share
i'm just making plans on buying one is all
>>688635192
It does because the rest of me is so thin, it's just residual belly fat...makes me look bloated. Not to mention the night job makes my eyes black. So I just look lik shit 24/7
>>688635510
no pics of your old one?
>>688634955
Maybe. I gotta get out of this job first. Fuck this job.
>>688635237
i don't remember my question and i never saw your answer
>How could you love a person that had Chad's cum on her lips? That held hands with Chad as they slept together? That told Chad that they loved them as they walked through a park at sunset? Women aren't capable of loving the man that didn't take their virginity - if you ever end up with a non-virgin female then you're no better cuckold. Women that aren't virgins only have value for sex they are worthless to develop emotions for.
100% this
>>688635396
Right? Katten, you should entertain me too.
>>688635409
How have you been?
>>688635434
It is updated. I just don't give a shit about putting in my name anymore.
>>688635554
sadly no
i had that one back when i was in middle school and lost it sometime back when i was in high school during a move
i do have a mushroom light that's like one of those plasma lights with the electricity looking stuff flowing through it, but i never really plug it in anymore
>>688635762
how do you want me to do that? i am at your disposal
>>688635483
>Browsing /b/
>Not Autistic
You give me too much credit, Anon
>>688635762
can't complain
work has been preventing me from coming here as often as i used to show up, but everything is okay
how are you, Fool?
>>688635864
Words. Talk word sounds at me. I had a completely shit day.
>>688635900
Oh, you know, ups and downs, strikes and gutters. Been painting like a madman.
>>688636098
do you have any paintings you'd be willing to share?
>>688636098
what happened that was shit?
>>688635396
: o das breddy neet
>>688635682
you asked me to tell you more about my past week of buttmunching and I answered here >>688634652
>>688635762
I'm slightly disappointed since I always enjoy your various names.
>>688636190
There is this one.
>>688634838
Trying to pervert guns like that
>>688636251
neat
when did you do that one?
>>688636243
chyeah bb! i must gets all dem trophy and guns and kadnap men to live on my floating mansion
>>688636264
bb i love dem guns
>>688636504
more like ruining them
>OP wants sex
>Furfag
>>688636240
My older brother was outed on medical from the Peace Corps and he's fucking devastated, my younger brother was evicted from his apartment so I gave him about 400 dollars to pay his rent at this new apartment he found plus I had to help him move while keeping him from having a panic attack. He cried for a good ten minutes when I handed him the money. It's been a very long and stressful day, both mentally and physically.
>>688636243
It's like a storm, it'll pass.
>>688636438
About a week ago I started it.
>>688636758
are you still working on it or is that the finished product?
>>688636722
nu!
>>688636758
damn dude. thats really really nice that you helped him out that much though!
>>688636897
It's finished. There is another finished one as well, and one up on the wall I'm working on.
>>688636504
trophees r nuic c:
>>688636758
So glad to see you acknowledge the temporary nature of things, though I expected as much from you.
Kill yourselves furfags and get some real pussy instead of yiffing like faggots
>>688637168
siiiiiiiiiii! when i see dem trphy poop up i get bonner
>>688637074
could you share the one that's finished?
>>688637168
Badger
>>688632288
shoot yourself faggot
>>688637173
>Implying women want me
>>688632288
I had sex yesterday, what's your point?
>I've had sex every week of every month for the past 5-7yrs, no really whats your point?
>>688637024
Guns aren't supposed to be lewd
>>688637293
d-do u wana put bunr in troph?
>>688637548
Yes, this is badj.
>>688637678
The point is proven
>>688634646
I don't know, you seem good looking enough
>>688634652
Deff sleeps
>>688637795
says who?
>>688637805
i do!
>>688637024
He didn't ask me for any money. I was told by others in my family that he needed it, they all told me not to loan him any money because I'd never get it back, so I didn't loan him the money, I gave it to him outright.
When I went to the apartment he was moving out of and asked him why I was getting phone calls telling me not to loan him any money he said it was because he was being evicted and he needed the money to pay the rent at his new place before he even moved in or he'd end up being homeless. It was a hard thing to do. I could have used that money myself, but he needed it more. I did have a very long conversation with him about how he needs to get his priorities together, stop treating his loved ones like shit, and to start actually saving because of shit exactly like what just happened to him. I just hope that he actually listened to what I said.
>>688637168
Everything is transient, you know that as well as I.
>>688637300
I cannot. No picture you see.
>>688637971
The guns themselves
>>688637874
And WHERE is the proof of that?
>>688638047
boo!
>>688638165
I saw pics, proof is in the pudding
FUCKING NORMALFAGS,GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
>>688638204
It's hanging on a rack drying right now anyways.
>>688638223
Proof is in the virginity
>>688638307
what's the painting of?
>>688638362
Landscape, just like all the others. Only with the added element of freedom.
>>688638455
pls show me when it's done drying
It could be just a bad location?
>>688638047
i hope he listens too. sometimes a big thing like this is what some poeple ned to get into line.
>>688638048
not mine. they beg for it. all that lube and that shiny smooth barrel.
>>688637821
Still see no proof of anything nor point to even provide to said proof.
>Have a goodnight virgins.
