Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Surprise!
fish
Still here
>>688519000
Surprise trips?
>tfw it takes you 5 hours to watch a ~1:45 movie
>>688518112
;^(
>>688518367
>eBay
>Amazon
I don't think my GameStop has gc games
>>688518728
>Mandatory
noone replies to me anymore desu
Akiko claimed
>>688519092
I got you Maki
here
and
>>688519006
fish
>he has multiple waifu
>he has a seasonal waifu
Best girl.
claiming two
>>688519092
That is how to get replies
Mio
>Leona telling me to go to owg
Must be a lolg reject
>>688519092
Hey, I said hi this morning!
>>688519171
Hey Rikka! How's it going?
>>688519032
Turned out better than I thought it would...
>>688519239
Hey Asuka
>>688519171
RIKKA!
>>688519239
>mootles!
>>688518776
are
what? You know these are characters we just use as avatars right. Like I'm pretty sure no one in these threads is actually in love with their "waifu". The waifu part is just a convenient excuse to post a fuck ton of pictures of said character and make an identity revolving around them.
>>688519092
guaranteed (You)'s
>>688519200
He obviously doesn't know what waifu means
>>688519058
how the fuck do you watch movies?
@688519092
>>688518786
>Konata
because of your cute mouth
>>688518795
>Shiro
Fuck time travel sounds really cool.
I'll put it on the list, thanks man.
See you when you get back
>>688518734
>Mio
great
apply noose
>>688518822
>Yuuki
Ah alright, how do you make chilli anyway?
>>688519058
sorry moogster but I'm going to 100% blame you and your country every time something goes wrong.
@688519092
>Tracer claimed
So, anyone play Nuclear Throne?
Favorite character? Hard mode: No Y.V.
>Melting
>>688519453
I will
Mio
>>688519389
Hey !
>>688519396
Moot is gone kek
>>688519453
>Russia accidentally launches a missile
>blame America
Oh fam you got me laughing
>>688519411
I don't know
>>688519324
That's not funny :(
Y'all took the bait
>>688519171
Thanks Rikka! How're you?
>>688519201
M'pasta. How is it going?
>>688519231
(You)
>>688519285
You found out my secret!
>>688519374
>tfw you remember you forgot to reply
>o shit
How are you cat?
>>688519403
get memed on
>>688519453
I've no idea...isn't it just ground beef with a bunch of spices and other stuff?
>>688519400
>no one in these threads is actually in love with their "waifu"
Dude... Really?
I don't think you belong here.
>>688519239
Hey Moot, how is it going?
>>688519384
Hey Yuuki! Everything is fineeee how is it going for you?
>>688519389
FRAN MY LOVE
>>688519501
I love Nuclear Throne
My favorite character is Fish
>>688519453
i c
>>688519481
best waifu ITT
>>688519604
what movie were you watching? (inb4 pleb)
>>688519400
See this, this is why we tend to call newfags retarded, fuck off.
>>688519400
>Like I'm pretty sure no one in these threads is actually in love with their "waifu"
>>688519643
Pretty good I'd say, haven't heard from you in a while.
How's life?
>>688518875
Penny Claim!
>sad.jpg
>Today has been rather shitty.
>Got sent home early cause that one guy who pulled a server out of the wall managed to set a different server room on fire
>We're gonna have to replace 50 servers
>Luckily cloud backed-up.
>BUT
As I'm fucking biking home, I slide down a ditch, fuck up my rear tire (the tread and outer parts are too warped to ever fit back in, tube was shredded) and I fucked up pants on a piece of barbed wire
>That's why I don't wear shorts.
Now I have to use my old smaller bike unless I can get my old one fixed by tomorrow
>I need an entirely new rear tire
>The rim go fucked from me dragging it home.
>>688518613
>Why would you not? Bad weather? Something to do?
I was out yesterday and it's generally not a good idea to run every day.
>>688519692
Preach
>>688519643
No problem you beautiful Idol you, I am doing just fine we got approved for our new apartment so everything is alright now! How are you??
>Rikka
Yui Funami from Yuru Yuri
>>688519692
The K-On movie
>>688519400
>I'm pretty sure no one in these threads is actually in love with their "waifu"
Prepare to get fucking torn apart for that
>>688519481
trash tier claim
>>688519509
top tier claim
ITT: Avafags breaking rules get triggered when accused of doing so. >mfw
>>688519639
Leo beat tank.
>>688519596
How are you?
>>688519670
How is my bae today?
>>688519400
>Not genuinely loving your waifu
I wouldn't keep over 2,700 pictures of her if I didn't!
>>688519643
Did I? This morning was odd for me in a multitude of ways, sorry!
I'm decent. Was cleaning my room but /waifu/ is amazing at making me procrastinate.
>>688519670
Pretty good! Just got home from work and now I'm just hanging out for the rest of the day
>>688519643
I did the same thing yesterday when I bored and wanting to talk
Mio
>>688519850
Did the owl go away?
>>688519940
Fine thx ! How's your day ?
>>688519501
Chicken
>muh katana collection
>>688519844
Barry. Fuck off.
If we didn't have a waifu we would be just another NS circlejerk.
>>688519826
I love you akiko
>>688519847
I actually wasn't the biggest K-On! fan, I didn't watch past season 1 because it was just alright, Yui is a qt though
>>688519895
oh my
>>688519850
Hello Galko, you're just in time to witness some first class heresy
>>688519952
fish a cute
>>688520046
If you didn't have an avatar you also wouldn't be breaking the rules.
>>688519783
>on fire
oh wow
I guess telling you to be patient yesterday was just shit advice
Sorry about your bike, but are you okay?
>>688519809
Hm yeah, but according to other runners if you stay for too long without running it becomes harder, yes?
>>688519654
Ah alright then, makes a lot of sense I guess.
>>688519604
I love that fucking picture
>>688519850
>bun bro
doing okay?
>>688519895
Get off my waifu you faggot
>>688520007
Yes.
>>688520109
I'm disgusted.
>>688520204
the superior pic
>>688519960
Note there's a difference between loving the character and being IN LOVE with them, going as far as to treat them like an actual wife. I absolutely love every character I cap, all for varying reasons.
>>688519895
Thank you Cirno.
>>688520046
That's literally all this is Tats, just mostly without the NS.
>>688520043
>Chicken
I hate Chicken.
>You're ded
>oh you thought I was ded? No I'm chicken
The Chicken Sword suck and his Ultras suck even more.
>>688520150
I don't care about the rules.
>>688519850
Galko!
>>688520016
Good, just planning out a Phenax edh deck because I hate my friends
>>688519766
You know, I had a feeling that you were gonna do this haha
>>688519940
She is doing just fine! Got approved for the apartment so I have a place to live and my worries are gone! How is my love?
>>688519973
Aw lucky you I have to go to work later today short shift but kinda late, but oh well! Have a good day at work?
>>688520223
I claimed her first, you fucking leech
>>688520204
>I love that fucking picture
>
>>688520262
i really curious who this is
>>688519783
Jesus Christ now that's a shitty day hope tomorrow is better
>>688519400
Haha ya sure.
>>688519940
Leona best wife
>>688520298
>Not being in love with your waifu
Casul.
>>688520298
Fucking heretics trying to steal mah waifu
>>688520150
I'm fucking Cirno you colossal faggot
>>688520204
Luckily I'm fine, my pants were rather thick and got caught in the wire
>I got so pissed though
>The fucking tube kept getting caught on things so I whipped out my multitool and sliced it off
>I also ripped the barbed wire out of the ground and tossed it in a trash can with the tube.
But now that I'm home, and not so pissed off anymore I'm just glad I didn't get cut cause that wire was rusty as shit
>Also I'm just glad I'm home and not dragging a bike
>ALSO PIZZA FOR LUNCH!~
>>688519772
Meh, been alright, just bit down recently. Also regretting every life decision as I spent too much money so I'm eating my cupboards bare and calculating how many days I can survive with 22 weetabix and a jar of jam.
And we probably haven't spoken due to a combination of me being here less and people are replying to me less, which inspired me to lay the bait.
>>688519830
See above. And congratulations!
>>688519960
No I forgot to reply not you! sorry about that. And I feel ya. Been around a lot less this week but still come back like a sucka.
>>688519986
kek
>>688520204
I'm alright.
>>688520335
Fran.
>>688520468
You are, I'm not. Cirno is still my waifu as I claimed her first. Deal with it.
>>688520462
Memes am I right
>>688520404
what the fuck is with the kids on the left and right? Isn't Rikka supposed to be the weird one? lol
>>688520433
saved
>>688520446
Me too honestly.
>I think it will be because tomorrow I get to build new servers.
>Its like letting a kid lose in a pile of legos.
>>688519895
Hi Mai.
Welcome back.
>>688520431
You make me laugh you scum see >>688519396
>>688520637
Breast friend.
>>688520654
The infection is spreading rapidly.
>>688520404
Yay! You have a roof over your head!
I ended up getting mostly As at college, with a B in calc
>>688520446
I'm mastery rank 6, you?
>>688520503
How goes it? No sneks in your shirt today?
>>688520728
Booby Brother, how are you?
>>688520404
Yeah, it was uneventful for the most part. We loaded up a van full of old computer equipment and took it to the dump. We still have a lot more stuff to take, so that'll be my next day or two. I miss working the late shifts, I loved staying up all night.
>>688520446
Leona has been out-meta'd
She was good s2 and s3
>>688520204
Yes, it's a balance; 3 times a week is generally the minimum you want for a serious program but you don't want every day either.
>>688520786
Not today.
>>688520869
Pretty sleepy. You?
How did you slept, Mai?
>>688520477
Pizza!
That could have been a lot worse. Glad you're okay. That's a pretty badass way of dealing with it though. Multitools sure are useful
>>688520503
Glad
>>688520637
*places paper in folder*
moo
>>688520947
oh alright. Don't stress yourself out then, I think you can take a day off, yes?
I'm going to stop posting for now. Will be back later.
Obligatory claim.
On my way to get some weed, anyone else stoned today/night?
>>688520580
So cute, I wanna adopt this fish
>>688520599
I dont know, there is probably something going on in this scene but I forgot to be honest with you
>>688520485
Oh damn dude that sounds hard, I have been there before though you are gonna make it out and be fine again I know it!
>>688520786
Ohhhhh congrats if I could I would give you a hug and take you out for dinner!
>>688520873
I dont mind staying up at night but like during summer time all the stupid people come out and gotta bother me haha
>>688520786
School turned to shit and I hadn't had the chance to play in 2 months. Now I'm trying to get good again so Mastery 5
>wake me up inside
>>688521012
fine
Obligatory fuck off
>>688521066
dude weed lmao
>>688520485
Ohhh, okay. I knew I was off, but I didn't think I missed a reply. I've been around a bit more due to Mizore and Kyokos.... um... activities. I really do need to get back to cleaning though. I still need to vacuum and finish my laundry...
>>688520595
I am completely serious!
>>688521066
Welcome back
>>688521043
Bye, don't starve to death or get blown up.
>>688521124
Lmao weed right 210+210 mane
The clown is mine
>>688521043
I got myself a leatherman from the Air National Guard
>My dad gave it to me when I was sixteen
>The sum bitch has everything I'd ever need on it.
>Although the knife tip broke off a few years back
>Gonna get that fixed when I get moar $$$
I seriously love that thing, never leave home without it because its just too useful.
>>688521117
cute waifu
>>688520709
You posting your picture of your waifu does not qualify as "claiming" you have to say you claimed her, which I did. Eat a bag of dicks.
>>688521066
lol weed
>>688521112
Why are you always so phlegmatic and quiet? Let's talk for a bit, while you're doing God's work, obviously.
>>688521101
fish
>>688521139
I however am not. It was funny to see people get so easily triggered though.
>Barry
>>688521222
Also trips, so she's mine now. Get cucked
>>688521066
>Implying im not already stoned
>>688521441
Does being high in front of a screen most of the time (>implying you smoke at home alone) also kinda take away your highness?
>>688521624
Im actually sitting at a park on my phone I usually like to be stoned outdoors while listening to music great way to relax. Only reason im on /b/ right now is cuz im waiting on a friend who said he'd meet me here 30 mins ago.
>>688522303
Oh aight, nice. Smoking outside at a nice spot with a good drink is pure bliss, enjoy.
What i meant was, sometimes when i smoke and sit at my pc the whole day i kinda forget that im high lol
