Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Best type moon claimed
Claimed and mained
>
Claimed, still here
Still chilling
Pain slowly fading away
Claim
hello
>>688489025
Just a wig for the head
>>688489184
I won the head by fair means!
daily reminder that akiko wants to fuck her brother
>Karen
>>688489396
Isn't that the nowm in anime?
>>688489512
Norm*
Fuck
>>688488890
>transportable talking partner and blowjob machine
>blowjob machine
>>688489025
not if it means getting eyefucked
>>688489512
>>688489548
>love your reaction pictures
Yeah but I want to slander Akiko whenever I get the chance desu.
Also Akito's expressions are golden. It's actually a really funny anime, way more than I was expecting.
>>688489644
>Karen
>>688489579
Now hush, you'll be my best friend for every need I'll have.
What are these threads?
>>688489426
>>688489268
Im sure ill see it eventually. Best main in game
>>688489271
Sometimes people are awesome, but 90% of the time they are cancer.
>>688489368
soooo can i borrow that jenny head for a bit? We need it for.....things.
>>688489579
i mean, when you put it that way....maybe we can go for something less aggressive
>>688489644
Always bully akiko
>>688489872
Exactly what they say.
Pretty old threads too. Predate these waifu threads.
>>688489872
Alice threads. They're suppose to be help threads in a sense.
>>688489271
Rory that's lewd.
>>688489875
No, my head
>>688489968
Alice? Why Alice?
>>688489644
>>love your reaction pictures
Thank you, I just love this artist.
And yeah I'll have to check it out
>>688490072
Why Chara?
>>688489175
ffffffffffffffff
claimed nignogs
>>688490072
That's the name of the person that does them. My suggestion is unless you need some sort of help, avoid them. Drama for days by salty unstable twats. If you do need some sort of advice or help, they're decent enough place to ask.
>>688489812
b- but i-
...
ok chara...
>>688489875
well it's too late now. all we can shoot now is decapitated porn
Dio is ultimate husbando
>>688489996
About a 1.5 lewd.
>>688490321
Still a fetish.
>>688490128
Because I called dubs and won the head
>>688490218
ah, I see.
Gosh, I've had enough other professional advice.
>>688490321
>sound of metal tearing apart
>Hold head like Link found a new item
>Zelda treasure music plays
MINE!
>>688489968
So these are the Alice threads?
By the way, what is usually in the OP of the Reimu threads? I looked last time and couldn't find it.
>>688489875
at least until mio is talking
>>688490099
Check out Kin'iro mosaic first though!
Can't shill my bro's anime before my own
>>688490321
I'm up for that
>>688490412
I see your 1.5lewd and raise you 10lewd.
>>688490585
I have though it didn't really click for me.
>>688490626
>>688490412
ALRIGHT STOP THIS TRAIN RIGHT HERE
HOLD YOUR HORSES
>>688490072
Welp, i got no robot and no hair. Life is terrible
>>688490321
Chara is being stingy so we gotta shut it all down. Go home everyone, we gotta negotiate with the little killer.
>>688490412
found out whos buying the first copy
>>688490585
Mio will never talk
>>688490585
inb4 Mio sounds completely different than you'd think he would
>>688489872
Some retard vying for attention by spouting common sense they found on google.
>claiming yume
I passed bitches I am now out of my apprenticeship and starting my first day of work tomorrw!
>>688490412
it's my second favourite fetish. not a big market though
>>688490585
well here's my lifeless body. do what you want with it. Ask Mugen for his camera, he might give it you if you ask nicely.
>>688490556
so now what?
>>688490702
OHO
>Barry
>>688490626
Is her robot anatomically correct? Could I fuck her robot and real Aizawa? Or would she need to be in the robot for it to work?
Could I insert her I to her anatomically correct robot pussy and fuck her robot, effectively fucking both of them at once?
I NEED TO KNOW.
>>688490585
Yep. She'll always use that pic as her thread opener.
And Reimus openers are generally a Reimu cosplay picture of sorts.
>>688490626
>Minigirl
Fucking hell, it's too early to do this to me yo.
>>688490796
Just saying, you wouldn't believe the amount of times problems could be solved by common sense.
>And yet those types of people need that stuff told to them to get it in there head
>>688490899
Grats.
>>688490746
>hugs Jenny head
Like I said, mine you trash
Roll dubs and I give you the head
>>688490796
>vying for attention by spouting common sense
kek'd
it's really that. I only saw one, ONE psychological dude here once. He avatarfagged as Mio and gave actual sound advice and not the bullshit advice
>>688490899
Dubs of truth!
>>688490913
I'm going to protect you from dem fags
>>688490899
Awesome and congratulations, what are you going to do? Have this as a prize.
damn im hungry
>>688490899
Good job and congratulations.
>>688490746
>>688490763
Mio actually talked a little bit yesterday
he has a very depressing voice
>>688490672
oh damn.
Maybe you won't like Akiko's anime then either, it's got similar humor
>>688490899
welcome back legs
Grats on that
>>688490973
Hm alright thanks.
But what's in the OP? Like the message I mean.
Like we have the rules and alice has the ask a p-psychologist anything.
>>688491095
stop
>>688491160
eat some food moogster
>>688491286
What's wrong? You're barely showing any skin there.
>>688490585
>>688490763
I sound great
>>688491387
>barely showing any skin
I'm actually already uncomfortable with how short Karen's skirt is
it doesn't need to be shorter
nigga pls
>>688491484
Literally the embodiment of despair tbqh
>>688490626
Hey hey. Never go more than 2lewd.
>>688490913
Never is, pretty niche.
>>688490702
Hey, I keep it at 1.5
Claiming Seaport Hime.
>>688491286
I don't really regular those threads anymore, but generally she'll ask if any needs advice or wants a fortune. Next time I'm up and one is up, I'll take a screenshot for you so you can get an idea of what to look for.
>Decide to go in their chat
Wew baby, that's some next level drama shit way too early in the morning.
>>688491017
I mean, ive recently got 3 trips, my odds are pretty decent. You're on
>>688491286
AND I MISSED IT? IM SO MAD
>>688491484
Why dont you talk for me bby :(
>>688491286
What does he sound like
>>688491484
>>688491533
Lol
>>688491533
Just wait until I'm more rested, when I'm tired my voice isn't that nice
>>688491612
I will if there are any OW plays today
>>688491612
1 off m8
>>688491535
Fine, here's your 2lewd.
>>688491767
1 off m8
I have no skins for my most played hero but multiple legendary skins for D.VA and other legendaries for heroes I never touch like Hanzo. Ability to sell stuff when?
>>688491281
ITT: old waifus don't get noticed
>>688491785
Answer the question.
>>688490962
>>688491724
>>688491698
>>688491612
As soon as he spoke I had crippling thoughts of suicide and self-mutilation
It was truly the essence of melancholy
>>688491535
Sure.
Sure.
Sure...
>>688491536
Hey harbor, how are you doing today?
>>688491569
kek, the risks you take for me and efforts you make for me, fake girl.
you are a best
>>688491963
if hearthstone is any indicator, never.
>>688491981
Syndra is too intimidating to approach
>>688491981
>Syndra
>old
>>688492057
I'm feeling comfy, as always.
>>688491981
>old waifus
>me
>>688491017
please keep me safe chara
>>688490899
congrats! now what was it for again?
What's everybodys opinions on Alice? Their thread just got derailed 2 times in a row and they left, said they had to go "work" I asume Alice is not well liked?
>>688491724
Well it would have to be when i wake up. Ill get on just to hear that creamy voice. You better not cuck me again friend.
>>688491767
Looks like my luck ran out. I just wanna borrow the head for like 10 min. Ill even give you a copy
>>688491981
Im a newfag to the threads so i usually only talk to people who hit me up.
>>688492057
No voice can be worst than mine, ill be ready for it
>>688491533
That's a shame but alright, I will make sure it only gets posted while you're not here.
>>688491535
1.5 is pretty high, it goes like this.
>0-1 Nothing special, mostly postable pics.
>1-2 You can see tits and puss.
>2-3 Sexual relationships.
>3 Weird fetishes like autassassinophilia.
But that's just the scale I use, there could be different ones I guess.
Spidey's here, bitches.
>>688492233
>>688492211
What up
Hey guys this thread got hijack now.
>>688492173
I'll tr-
>>688492211
fuck, if I roll dubs now your dubs are not dubs enough
>>688492299
Checked
>>688492211
Well apparently it's not so creamy, but I think that's because I was tired yesterday. Just you wait, I'll sound cool
>>688492299
>Akiko was voiced by a 14 year old
This pleases me.
>>688492354
>>688492356
>>688492182
Low self-esteem attention whore and kind of a bitch.
>>688492299
No shit
>>688492057
Uh oh
>>688492211
Idk bro my voice is pretty cancerous
Gonna go attempt to get breakfast, I will return.
>>688492182
See >>688490796
>>688492299
Hiding posts only take a click or two each.
>>688492299
Trying to spam waifu to death is like banging your head against a mountain to bring it down.
>>688492390
Better?
>>688492361
your welcome spidey
>>688492430
>>688492434
>>688492436
>>688492141
*poke*
*notice*
>>688492128
You look pretty comfy too.
Got any plans for today?
>>688492182
lol and now spidey is here
No opinion whatsoever because I've only been in there a few times and can't judge
>>688492233
That's a pretty good scale desu.
Post whatever you want but I have to protest anyway.
>>688492242
>trying to end an endless thread
lol ok
>>688491981
Sup
>>688492141
You do get real salty though. Always telling us to kys.
>>688492233
I go
0-1 - fully clothed.
1-1.5 - tasteful ecchi
1.5-2 - borderline pornographic
2lewd - nono.
>>688492299
Oh nooooo
What will we dooooooo
>>688492485
thanks anon
>>688492520
>>688492057
Wasn't even a risk, I was just curious. And due to my curiosity, I'm now curious as to what they're all sperging over.
But at the same time, I know better than to get involved in that drama anymore. Too much of it before and I don't wanna get dragged into shit again.
>>688492182
Eh, some like her, some hate her to LITERALLY stalker tier proportions, and will take any chance they get to be dicks to her. I've never had a problem with her. She leaves for work around this time everyday.
Honestly, I'd say go talk to her once or twice and make your own opinions on her.
>>688492501
No spidey here
>>688492501
Not really, because I'm already in a comfy state.
>>688492436
Hey. Thanks for showing me crywank.
>>688492141
It was just a joke between cats.
>>688492118
It was just a joke between cats.
>>688492211
It was just a joke between cats.
>>688492057
Who are you?
>>688492626
What's a comfy state for you?
>>688492605
Yes yes! Waifu threads are better and we love you more here anyway.
>>688492233
So where does this stand?
Btw i will claim renko usami as my waifu
>>688492677
I'm Karen
>>688492734
fucking hate this bitch
>>688492774
>>688492769
>>688492211
no, NO! Chara! get over here!
>>688492822
>>688492815
>>688492737
>>688492715
I can't exactly describe it, but it's like being in that kindof temperature that makes you wanna kick back and relax.
>>688492822
me too
Fuck you shino
>>688492894
>>688492347
ohohohohohoho, hand it over friend. ITS BACK ON EVERYONE.
>>688492356
Now you are hyping me up, ive been waiting for this day to come. When i finally hear it im gonna set off some fireworks
>>688492428
My voice is the type of deep whereits just creepy. I think you are fine
>>688492677
oh gotcha, i try to talk most people here but not everyone answers me back, so i just stick with the ones that do
>>688492885
Welcome back to the crew friend, its time
>>688492928
>>688492520
Sounds like a good scale, as long as it's 2lewd you know you messed up.
>>688492677
I'm glad you enjoyed it. I'm mostly in a mood for noise, dark ambient and drone today tough.
>>688492734
That's pretty hard to rate. Eye licking is fucked up enough for a 2.3lewd even if they are clothed.
>>688492975
I don't think it'll be that great, but sure celebrate
Image limit well done lads.
Spiderman claims last picture
>>688493066
img limit hit
checked and kek
bro
>>688493066
>tumblr
Spidey posters in a nutshell
>>688493066
It's a damn honor my spidey brethren
