Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /waifu/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Down with democracy
>Most importantly, have fun!
QOTT: What's a soundtrack/song that does not belong your waifu series but could fit her as character theme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFspdvSBGt4
Best type moon claimed
>>688330906
Radiohead's Creep, duh.
Show me your butt.
You too Shiki.
Kyouko claimed.
Hello everyone.
>>688331349
Hello fellow scientist.
>>688331348
I skipped Pablo Honey for now but this song is pretty legit.
>>688331348
>
>>688331349
Hi, what are you up to?
>>688330906
Damnit that's a really hard question and that's despite Shiki having several different "themes" tied together with certain melodies and styles.
>>688330906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-2nByd2cr4
>>688330906
Hmm... a soundtrack that fits Chara...
Storywise it could be this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O82Hc_dMehA&list=PLB7E86BA3D7DF6B23&index=8
Chara killed themself in order to bring freedom to monsters. To break the barrier.
Battlewise... uhm...
I suppose this would fit quite well... it has a... greater being feeling with a lot of desperation... but maybe it is TOO great for a small child.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMf-kDeAYCY&list=PL8DDD2D047A076DC8&index=5
>>688331348
>Creep
ew
Claimed
Well that was fun.
>Play of the Game
>Birb as McCree
>>688331720
Hmm.. It's alright. I like the hips.
>>688331712
I don't like Radiohead at all. Only that one song because it is shoved on airwaves. Your butt, please.
Ey!
Show me your butt.
Akiko claimed
Even when we lose, we win
>tfw no one can ever get potg except motherfucking bitch ass Kotori
Claimed, work is too slow
How's everybody doing?
>>688331712
How are you Homu?
>>688331720
Heyo Shiki.
Not much, just woke up and turned on PC.
What about you?
>>688331898
Aizawa 76?
>>688331904
WOAH THERE
>>688331957
>>688331943
>>688331904
>>688331811
>>688331786
>>688331751
>>688331349
Your cutest butt picture, please.
>>688332043
Yes.
>>688332087
I don't humor Tomoko posters.
>>688332043
Hey Kyouko!
How's it going?
>>688332087
>pic
>>688332087
I'll take a look for one
>>688331786
>>688330906
Or maybe if the song title has to fit it would be this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR8HcBxaQsk
Battle for everyones Souls.
Find something more Chara fitting than that song from Persona 3
>>688332087
>please
awww, fine, okay, here you go
Hey guys, what a shi- I mean wonderful collection of waifus you got here today.
Umaru claimed.
>>688331921
>I don't like Radiohead at all
You're kidding, right?
>Show me your butt.
Is this good enough?
>>688331786
NieR OST is always appreciated.
>>688332043
That's a very good question.
>>688332087
What's up with you and butts today?
>>688332174
Not having a cute butt does not mean you can shift the blame on mai waifu.
>>688332313
Not gonna bait me that easily, try again.
>>688330883
Wrong quote.
I tend to be on the move a lot, or using my laptop for gaming, so I use phone for browsing and posting.
And yes, it is a tabletop RPG. This particular character I have to balance with the ability scores being too generic and average when most people have minmaxed to shit.
>I make characters to roleplay, not smash all the faces
>>688330906
Thats a damn hard one. Huh. Id have to go with https://youtu.be/c98gIxCe1zo
>>688332087
>butt
>>688332260
Trying something new.
>>688332239
Hmmm.. It's ok. Her provocative pose is more appealing to me tho.
>>688332188
>3DPD
>>688331720
>>688330906
Actually now that I think of it I would probably go with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wzXxTQeq58
while it sounds completely different and completely lacks the trademark Yuki Kajiura strings it does evoke a very similar feeling with the mix of traditional japanese music and modern rap, this is generally a motiff of Shiki as seen in her personality and clothing.
Other alternatives would probably be some of Yuki's themes for Fate/zero and Madoka, as they do often sound alike.
>>688331921
Get better taste Tomocuck.
>Tats
>>688332087
Think I never used this pic before, but ok.
>>688332188
Just woke up, fine I guess, kek.
>That pic, kek
>>688332087
Piss off m8
This is the best I'll give you
i'm finally home. i got a fresh chicken fried steak from the diner. pls notice me
>>688332508
Like I would listen to anyone from /mu/ about music. Your heads are so far up your ass you can only enjoy the sounds of your own farts.
Show me your butt you drunk brat.
>>688332087
Best I got.
>>688332043
Similar just doing nothing much watching youtube and playing overwatch. Probably going for a run soon.
>>688332260
Probably hasn't fapped yet.
Oh, you know NieR? Most people don't know it, I'm glad someone does know it! It has such an amazing soundtrack and story!
>>688332465
I can try to find something else... this one, closes to butt related pic I have. also the last thing I have
>>688332087
Not something I'd usually save. It's either this, or the scene from the anime where she tripped over. I can post that too if you want it.
>>688332717
It's not my fault you can't like good music.
>>688331786
Would this be fitting for battle theme
https://youtu.be/xAupQUUglkU
>>688332691
Heya! O... Operator-chan was it?
>>688332625
>>688332465
it's makoto's butt
sorry tomo I don't have lewds of Karen saved.
>>688332625
3 hours till I get to eat desu. I managed to play a lot of overwatch with the guys without someone using the internet. Sadly it came to an end just a bit ago.
Planning on doing anything today?
>>688332424
>Sexy Grandma Butt
I guess butts just aren't my thing.
>>688332677
Cute, but if only for a moment.
>>688332625
Hmm... I could see myself burying my face in that I guess.
>>688332023
What's job?
>>688332424
>Wrong quote.
Huge fail and I didn't even notice it... let's just forget it happened.
>I make characters to roleplay, not smash all the faces
Me too, and I kind of dislike people who do otherwise... it's a traditional RPG, not a goddamn competitive pvp MMO.
>>688332465
Had enough feet?
>>688332482
Yuki Kajiura = God
>>688332822
I haven't played it, but I litened to the soundtrack a couple of times... yea I know it's lame, but I did this with a couple of games.
>>688332910
>be me
>forget about umineko battle ost
Fuck my life, anon that is one good fucking song for a chara battle!
>>688332964
>it's makoto's butt
I know, I've seen it before you :^)
>>688332772
(you)
>>688332775
hey rory, that patch show up yet? how are you ? whats up, ect
>>688332913
yeah nigga. whats up? is your waifu a murder loli?
>>688331720
>>688331921
>>688332087
>>688332239
>>688332424
>>688332625
>>688332677
>>688332717
>>688332822
>>688332841
>>688332905
>>688332977
all these tongueable butts.
>>688333077
Glad you liked it and agree on their ost, they have some sinister battle tracks
>forgot pic
>claim
Speaking about music.
Anyone here likes James Blake?
>>688332964
Sure you do. Look harder.
>>688332905
Pahahah. And /mu/ does?
Stop clinching your cheeks, I'm not here to fight or rape.
>>688332841
Hmmm... It looks soft.
>>688332822
I can see the butt, but at the same time it is gone.
>>688332737
Actual Sexy Grandma Butt.
It's not bad.
>>688333239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlfUijPF00o
>>688333056
>Yuki Kajiura = God
Yes yes but some of her recent stuff has gotten very samey, especially her OP/EDs.
I'm here to claim index
>>688333056
>Had enough feet?
Laughable. Just trying something new.
Do you want to show me your feet too?
>>688333183
Keep away from the butt
>>688333268
This is the other one I have, good luck with your quest of obtaining butt pictures
>>688333268
I really don't
How about a cute pic instead?
>>688333148
She's been sharing them before?
Lewd.
>>688333323
Where did you find this?
>>688333056
Don't worry, NieR is really rare and I only got the game because of the OST
>>688333183
>Is your waifu a murder loli?
Could also be a murder shota if you want to!
>pic related
>>688333224
Sup Tristana! I once downloaded and brought the Umineko Game to work. It was fun and the best thing was the soundtrack... I was sitting there, battling with this fucking soundtrack...
>>688333268
yup, too bad that was the last butt pic of Chara I have... but I have a bit more feet or thighs I guess
>>688333239
Life round here is the best.
>>688333183
Trying and failing to sleep due to a Pathfinder character rewrite. International delivery, so I expect that patch in the next week or two. >>688333239
Sup Chen. Im listening to
https://youtu.be/z0NOA8dMlww
That song you linked is way too slow and melancholic.
>>688333268
Such vulgarity. I like the sound of my farts, it's better than generic normie-core band no. 5,867.
HAMSTER FEET
>>688333508
Few years ago on Deep Medi. Sup?
>>688333522
I see, too bad I don't even have a console that can play it.
>>688333692
You can look forward to NieR Machina then. Basically NieR 2 for PS4. Same Composer for the OST. But don't know about the singers.
>>688333268
Grandma?
>>688333691
Yummy, I'm using this one.
>>688333877
I like hearing this, and hopefully will love hearing it later.
>>688333685
Cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rqW_ogLhP4
>>688333650
Sorry, Rory.
I'm the saddest human being you'll ever meet.
I listen to that kind of stuff pretty often.
Nice lyrics, though.
>>688333554
I don't have a favorite, but I tend to like Put hat away and talk to me or My willing heart.
>>688333692
I really like it, its great.
Nothing much, just relaxing.
How about you?
>>688333685
At least you admit it.
>>688333522
Just trying for butts at the moment but I enjoy your enthusiasm.
>>688333494
I'd rather have a butt.
>>688333471
Ohhh I recognize that scene. It was cute.
I still can't get that into butts. They are ok, but something just doesn't work with me.
>>688333522
I never played the game, had the chance to, but preferred watching it through youtubes. I downloaded the tracks into a USB and played it when I was too gud in Reach.
>>688334043
I know.
>>688334043
Isn't this the album which the guy starts explaining what the meaning of the lyrics, album or wahtever?
>>688334000
Yeah. Grandma. If not by age then by personality and fashion. Nothing wrong with grandmas. Most people love them. However I can't be turned on by them.
Not trying to offend you or anything, but isn't she a bit old?
>>688333471
i'm gonna eat that butt. i fucking love eating ass.
>>688333522
how does that work?
>>688333650
oh neat, what did you roll?do you play online or in person?
i used to be a decently well known tripfag on /tg/
>>688334095
Mhmmm
>>688334320
You better keep away
>>688334093
Downloading random albums from random genres and getting ready to study. Are you still in the mood for relaxed songs? Found any good artists? Song unrelated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YasRuLucsCo
>>688334320
There's something off about the bullets in that p90
>>688334306
Pauling is 22.
I think you're thinking of the Administrator, shes in here late 50's early 60's.
22 is old compared to your loli though.
>>688334043
I'm hoping for the same thing. There's already a trailer out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSp4Oh0lheg
Oh, it's called Automata noch machina, my bad
>>688334095
Hmm... alright then, have fun with butts
>>688334205
I remember playing the songs in osu, fuck it, Final Answer was hard and fun at the same time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6Q-DRWwh2Y
>>688334320
Lorewise Chara is named after however you call them. It's the short version for Character. So basically if you name Chara Sophie Chara is female. If you name Chara Tom, Chara is male and so on.
>>688334447
i'd prefer to eat ritsu's ass tho. I want here to be all sweaty from drumming and then try to wrestle me. Then i'll eat her butt.
>>688334534
so the way the p90 works is that the bullets are sideways in the magazine and the tail end of the magazine rotates them as they feed into the gun. But if you mean how they aren't drawn evenly and it looks like the stacks are fucked up, i agree.
>>688334679
i don't understand.
>>688334320
In person, rolling an Inquisitor. So equally effective as a debuffer / buffer and with an Oathbow for them damages.
>>688334093
I tend to like the upbeat songs, but I can enjoy real slow and depressing music too at times.
>>688334679
If you name Chara as Chara, you better do a damn Genocide run.
>>688334679
Trying, butt it's hard.
>>688334583
Hmmm.. Only 5 years older than Tomoko. Not that old I guess. Something about her screams grandma tho.
>>688334838
That's a nice butt.
>>688334468
I love it.
>>688334468
I never got why people liked Crywank.
If you like relaxed though try this.
https://youtu.be/b4ebaGMR_xw
>>688334838
Chara is motherfucking short for Character. You name Chara at the beginning of the game!
They're you! Chara is you!
>>688334872
I don't need to call myself Chara to do a genocide run!
>>688334925
I sea what you did there
>>688335063
forgot pic
>>688335017
you like butts too?
>>688335063
but then who was phone?
>>688335063
I did a neutral, then pacifist, then genocide. After the pacifist, I chose Chara as the name.
>>688334925
It makes sense, she's a very matronly figure in TF2 lore. She's basically a younger version of the administrator, carrying out her orders, watching over the mercenaries, taking care of them. I can see how she can be viewed as a motherly figure. Maybe that's part of the reason I'm attracted to her.
>>688334838
Mmm you can take Rtisu. Keep away from Mio, the same with the others as the others will hear
>>688335321
What the fuck are those on her forehead?!
>>688335287
Phone... was phone! I guess
>>688335288
>Blaming someone else than you
I gave Chara my name!
I still have to do another pacifist and another genocide run...
>>688335063
That was actually unintentional.
I'm gonna have to try again later tonight for more butts. You all have cute butts, except Aizawa (but she is still cute in general), please share them with me again.
>>688335287
>you like butts too?
Sure thing.
>>688335029
Because it's good? And this album seems to be great, thanks. It's like Neat Beats had a son with an Hip-hop artist.
Why do threads like these exist ?
Get a fucking girlfriend. Jesus.
>>688335549
No problem!
>>688334679
That game looks fun, I can see myself making some levels in it
https://youtu.be/_mqu9yzts8M
Loved the first min of this
>>688335571
Why are you here? Go, shoo!
>>688335571
absolutely disgusting
>>688335332
i will eat all of their butts. I'm gonna taste mio and post about it on her fanclubs forum. >>688335450
chara phone chara or phone chara chara
>>688335555
nice QUADS you know what goes good with quads? butts.
we would get together and talk about butts. are you strictly a 2d butts guy?
>>688335571
i have one,I married her. i actually met her in a thread similar to this.
>>688335614
Oh wait, you don't have a butt.
Good morning.
>>688335555
Nice quads!
>>688335571
I have a boyfriend!
>>688335649
The gameplay is rather meh if they didn't change it more drastically. But the story was amazing
Oh, this sounds good!
>>688335750
... Now I'm confused
>>688335566
Nice digits.
I mean if you like them we have their whole discog in the ST pastebin, if it's still up.
>>688335750
Don't do this
>>688335783
Morning Galko
>>688335332
>tfw Birb is afk
Yea I'm done with yours
Im still in love with her. Hows everyone doing today? Lucys my gurl Fam
>>688335750
>i have one,I married her. i actually met her in a thread similar to this.
KILL YOURSELF DESU
>>688335783
Morning bun bro, how are you doing.
>>688335764
sorry desu, Karen is little sister-fu, not waifu.
>>688335960
>has wife
>suggests killing self
Why though?
>>688335783
Morning Galko
How much sleep did you catch? You're an insomniac right? Feeling bad for you man
>>688335887
>Im still in love with her
I know that feel bro
>>688335960
Hello Umaru
How's it going?
>>688335432
They're 10 year old pickles.
Is there ever not a waifu thread?
>>688335783
Good morning Galko.
>>688335750
Guess so, I guess I can appreciate a 3D butt sometimes.
Maybe.
>>688336117
Oi nigger.
Post KyoukoCree.
I was on my phone when you posted it.
>>688335886
That is amazing, thank you. One day I hope to have skills like yours
>>688336199
The threads are 24/7.
>>688336117
I can play after people go to sleep tonight
>>688335792
>i have a boyfriend
are you one of them gays?
>now i'm confused
all gays are.
>>688335875
but i like cute girls and their cute butts.
>>688335960
why? i met her 3 years ago in a katawa shoujo thread on /b/
>>688336104
he can't stand the though of people not suffering from crippling depression.
>>688336199
it will last for a while then a single mod or janitor will get upset with it and it will get hammered out of existence and another circle jerk will replace it.
>>688336231
a good butt is a good butt.
>>688336274
TAKE OFF YOUR PANTIES AND BEND OVER MIO I'M DOING THIS FOR THE FAN CLUB
>>688335875
Hi Mio.
>>688335969
I'm alright, a little sleepy considering I just got up. You?
>bun bro
>>688336117
Not too much, I was in bed for like 8 hours but I kept waking up.
>>688336231
Hi Kyouko.
>>688336117
I just woke up in my dumpster of a room and have to poop really bad but I'm too lazy to get up.
You?
>>688336307
these are the most chill threads. Anyone Play overwatch on Ps4?
>>688336395
>are you one of them gays?
I am one of those guys who swing both ways
>all gays are confused
w-w-well... can't argue with that.
>>688336469
The majority play it on PC, but I'm sure there's a couple that play on ps4.
>>688336604
I have a macbook got rid of my desktop so im only jamming fuckin Heroes of the storm on computer otherwise ps4 is where its at.
>>688336469
Who are you, friend?
>>688336411
I'm okay, an hour and a half until it's time to eat.
Remind me at what stage of the doctor thing you are?
No work today, yes?
>>688336586
one of those gays who swing both ways for days and days
>late claim
>>688336395
"Daddy, daddy! Please tell me how you and mommy met!"
"Sure, honey. We met in this image board called /b/ where serial killers and pedophiles gather"
>>688336231
Here you go fucking nigger
>pic related
>>688336199
no, they're 24/7
>>688336274
"skills"
I'm not that skilled
I'm professionally trained in photoshop. This basically just means I know how to use more tools than just brush and copypaste
>>688336372
You better you fucking sandnigger or I'll high noon your ass
>>688336411
Shit man, I had serious sleeping problems as a child. Now I fall asleep a lot easier but it's still a pain waking up 3-4 times a night. Still happy I'm not an actual insomniac. Must be really shitty for you
>>688336460
>have to poop really bad but I'm too lazy to get up.
I can emphasize
As long as you don't sneeze you should be okay
I woke up at 6 am so I got a lot of shit done before anyone showed up
I've been playing overwatch with the rest of the /waifu/ autists. It's tons of fun
>>688336411
How's it going?
>>688336395
Please you don't have to do this. There are 4 other K-on! girls are your disposal. Well more than that.
>>688336675
Who am I? Im the guy who always post's lucy from elfen lied.
>>688336736
Umaru why bully so much?
>claiming yume
>>688336858
I'm a dick
>>688336858
Self esteem issues.
>>688336858
Because Umaru is a bitch
>>688336736
I think that's more interesting than "we met on this e-dating website were two persons desperate to fuck can meet".
>>688336753
Very nice.
Thank you Tracer.
Second Mio bastion because it was too easy
>>688336854
Oh okay, hi there.
Someone called you Daaren or something before, yes?
I think Kurumi the girl with the clock eye plays it on the PS4
>>688336395
>>688336307
>>688336753
I GUESS I CAN'T BE LATE TO A PARTY THAT HAS NO DISCERNABLE BEGINNING OR END!
>>688336897
Damn, that hip reveal gets me every time.
>>688337017
forgot pic
>>688336957
>>688336958
>>688336966
I think these are all good reasons
But you will makes waifus sad umaru
>>688336974
"We met on this Korean stop-motion board in a thread dedicated to cripple fucking"
Isn't much better.
>>688336675
I still need to find a specialist to get tested for Narcolepsy. I don't have work for the rest of the week. Hopefully that hour and a half goes by fast for you, man.
>>688336753
Yeah, it really sucks.
>>688336849
It's alright, I guess. How are you?
>>688336753
>>688337010
Still, better than my skills in photoshop. I could probably improve I'm just lazy
>>688336897
Oh shit hey Yume, you joining us later?
>pic related
>>688337009
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you filthy Tracer picking fuck? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the tutorial, and I’ve been involved in numerous payload missions on Route 66, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Winston warfare and I’m the top widowmaker in the entire Overwatch playerbase. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, Tracer picking filth. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Battlenet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your career profile. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my melee attacks. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Overwatch foundation and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, filthy Tracer main.
>>688337024
The ride never ends, and there are no brakes
It can only go faster until it inevitably crashes
>>688336586
are you a sissy in both?
>>688336736
there haven't been serial killers on /b/ in years. i miss the old days.
>>688336849
i want the whole set. houkago tea time? more like hindquarters eat time.
>>688337024
quality choice. i have a couple give prints from artists that drew her for me.
>>688336231
how about this butt?
>>688337262
Wrote it on my index finger so I wouldn't forget and just saw it. Sanae is coming back next week, and he wishes you luck in getting rid of the sleep problems.
How was the snek show? Did you poke a croc?
>>688337263
Forgot picture.
>>688337262
Ahh okay, I'm hungry but otherwise good. Have any plans for today?
>>688337421
I'll give you the deal of all but Mio. Pretty good deal I think.
>>688337262
sorry for my igrorance but from wich anime is she?
>>688337421
Nope.
As I said, 3DPD doesn't really cut it for me.
>>688337339
Nice meme.
>>688337421
>there haven't been serial killers on /b/ in years. i miss the old days.
There was that angler thing recently, though I have no idea how it turned out and what was real or fake.
>>688337526
Her name Galko is a big hint.
>>688337421
Hey that's a pretty good bum
>>688337017
Nah my name is stephan..
>>688337435
Thanks. I'm not going until Saturday.
>>688337502
Nope, not really. Hope you get some food soon, man.
>>688337526
>image search
>>688337063
Glad you like it I like your work
>
>>688337339
OFC!
>>688337421
What exactly is a sissy? Like, what does a sissy do? I'm not wandering through trap or cock rating threads if that's what you're asking
>>688337626
ty kind sir
>>688337526
Oshiete! Galko-chan
>>688337805
>sir
Please don't
>>688337766
image search did not work
>>688337782
>yume being the dominant one
>>688337695
Do you still post with lucy or no?
When you entered the thread earlier you sounded like you haven't been here in a while.
Nice to meet you anyway.
>>688337793
Man dressing and acting like a female. But it's a manly man, not a trap.
>>688337766
Nice dubs desu
How easy would it be to find a doctor?
>>688338003
Works fine for me.
>>688338110
Not hard, I'm just lazy and procrastinating.
>>688337766
I find it funny that two others gave sauce while Galko gave them advice.
C'mon guys. At this rate normies will infil- start asking us for anime sauce like we are >>>/wsr/
Galko. Show me your butt?
>>688338211
I know, I know; don't know what's happeninig to me I'm starting to get soft.
>>688338211
I'd recommend suicide by cop.
>>688336974
Crywank is pretty good.
Listening to "Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday And Everyday Is Stupid " and I like it.
>>688338393
I'm trying something new.
Next thread? I want to see if your butt can bring me over to the booty side.
>>688337421
>hindquarters eat time
Wew lad
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