Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>beating me some elite four edition
And we're back gentlemen. Claimed, nyanpasu, good morning everybody. How are you all today?
Claimed
>>688139133
I'd gladly take a deeper voice, I think mine is too high compared to others. That may just be me thinking that though
Best type moon claimed
Claimed
>>688139077
Also i did one so you arent alone
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h5UorzUjGG
>>688139467
Why does he have 2 orbs flying next to his ears?
Guys, dad wants me to fake his signature instead of mailing the bank forms to him and back
What do?
>>688139388
Knowing that this is how you feel I'm going to gauranteed make fun of your voice even if you sound like an angel
>>688139403
Yo shiki. There was a Tohsaka Rin poster earlier.
>>688139374
rango mango
claimed faggots
>>688139374
Mornin Renge!
>Reminder kids, wearing boy short panties and doing stair runs is literally asking for wedgies
>>688139547
>Tohsaka Rin poster earlier
Disgusting
>>688139547
I regret saying that now
>>688139221
>>688139343
>>688139374
>>688139388
>>688139403
>>688139467
>>688139499
>>688139518
>>688139547
>>688139603
>>688139621
Welcome back everyone
>>688139547
Tell dad to stop being a lazy fuck
>>688139374
Melancholic.
Early claim.
>>688139691
welcome back ? lol i haven't been on one of these threads in a while.
>>688139547
How well do you think you can fake it?
>>688139467
What the fuck am I listening to
>>688139621
>or boners
Morning Mako, how are you?
>>688139603
Are you the real one?
>>688139752
nope, i just enjoy Tsuyu.
C-C-C-Claimed
>>688139724
>>688139801
<><><>
>>688139715
Saved, that's adorable Shiro. Why melancholic though? Also somehow I lost your two renge intensify gifs and I'm quite distraught about that.
>renge
Akiko claimed
>>688138550
>Mio
Gotcha, supply me a good pic of Mio with face and hair clear and I can get sarted after I'm done with Mugen
>>688138555
>Chara
I'm done
How much time has passed?
>>688138690
Thanks
I can work with this
>>688138789
>Karen
Kill yourself sandnigger
>>688139133
>Mugen
Put some ice on your nuts man, I've already started on yours
>>688139499
Good morning Syndra
>>688139388
Are you a girl?
>>688139374
I'm about to go in on my oats and later out for a run. How about you buddy?
>>688138546
Heeeya, you too. I was going to jog with it through the rain later on, but it stopped
>>688138555
Movie looks awesome for the eyes
>>688138619
I know what furries are, but that's as far as I know of it. Don't know 'bout no chens or the memes, unless fuck the bunny is one of them
>>688139133
I'm guessing the job is tolling on the body. I remember when I had a temp job as pallet guy + whatever supervisor says = I want to go eat and then sleep. What is your job?
>>688139169
Nas, where do you think she'd be now?
>claimed and mained
>>688139374
Indifferent
>>688139745
But you were in those threads. So welcome back
>>688139801
Heya Juri
>>688139752
How is that even...
Feeling a bit dehydrated for some reason. Not gunna lie.
>>688139922
))<>((
Back and forth, forever.
>>688139942
50 minutes passed since I posted the pic you said you will use
>>688139943
Hope I'll enjoy it!
Hey everyone.
>>688139752
>are you the real one
I'm pretty sure the real Tsuyu doesn't post here anymore, hasn't for quite some time.
>>688139668
What? really?
I thought you'd be happy there's finally another person from your universe
>>688139715
I replied to you twice desu, ignoring me or just didn't notice?
>>688139752
The reference is approximately seventeen inches above my head.
>>688139942
I love you
>>688139943
people call chen a furry, he says he isn't. etc etc. That's the joke.
>>688139911
Thanks pal!
Now I need to improve that version as well.
>>688139221
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
No more fear about the uncertainty of what happens after death? Count me in!
>>688139374
Ill be done with Leaf Green tonight. Facing the elite four with a single lvl 90 now Charizard. Just destroyed Lance. Tanked the Aerodactyls Hyper Beam with ease.
>>688139388
Well i wouldnt know because i havent heard it yet.
>>688139691
ayyyy
>>688139752
idk friend, what ARE you listening to?
>>688139942
Im so ready, you dont even understand how excited i am for this
>inb4 you cuck me harder than mio did
>>688139943
Professionally hating myself. For real though its overnight at a convenience store
>>688139691
Thanks
>>688139942
That may be hard, I'll see if I can find one. If not then just move on
>>688139943
Nope
>>688140061
Here you go. I hope you like it
Working on Mugen's pic now
>>688139943
You and your oats dog. I'm about to get ready for work here in a few minutes. I'd run but it's already too late to do that this morning.
>>688139947
Indifferent to what?
>>688139801
Hello Juri, how have you been?
>>688139811
Okay, I figured as much. Welcome, then.
>>688140012
Just let it happen. Drink some water, then. That's the world's easiest fix. How's your shift been?
>>688140084
I had to check.
>>688139942
Lovely. Thank you.
>Vigil
>>688139924
mel·an·chol·y
ˈmelənˌkälē
noun
1.
a feeling of pensive sadness, typically with no obvious cause.
I wish that I knew.
>>688140098
Ohayo (don't care if it's 3:30 for you, it's 7:30 am for me), how are you today?
>Shiro
>>688140228
Don't forget about me mang
>>688140098
Yes but not Rin, who's basically worst girl of the entire franchise.
>Shiki interacting with the character that Rin is based on
>Pic 1 of post Lance
>>688140175
lmao
>>688140210
no problem
>>688140228
>saved is as BLAMBLAM_MOTHERFUCKERS
It looks much better than I expected
>>688140231
To everything!
Anyway, I'll get ready to go out of house now. See you guys later.
>>688140442
>pic 2
>dunno why it rotated
>>688140228
That's a really good shop
>>688140231
Just let what happen?!
I am, I just don't know why I feel like that, I've drank more water than normal lately.
And it was relatively boring to be honest.
>>688140325
My pleasure. I don't get requests that often
>>688140427
Right, nearly slipped my mind because soldier 2056125 is so generic
I need to write the queue down
>>688140478
I actually had to start over because the first pose I chose didn't fit. I think this one works out pretty well
>>688140551
Thank you. Have a shitty one to counterbalance
>>688140543
>pic 3
>y u do dis camera
>>688140543
that's my son :^)
>>688140440
>with the character that Rin is based on
confusing desu
but I get you, she's kind of an orihime
>>688140228
pretty nice desu
>>688140328
I am okay desu, gonna play some overwatch right now that I noticed that nobody is using the internet lol
Just making sure we're good before I do
>>688140652
b-b-but Captain America ;~; pls no bully
>>688140328
Thank you! I don't know that I'd recommend it, but listening to melancholy music usually helps me break out of it, things like this https://youtu.be/TVoFq7zc5po
>>688140175
The shower heating up at the moment
>>688140158
Nice, nice. You shouldn't have much trouble.
>>688140369
And thanks for this as well.
>>688140478
I see. Have fun doing irl things, Chara.
>>688140606
Don't worry about it, just let it happen. I know how you feel. I can drink and drink and drink and still feel thirsty and dehydrated.
>>688139943
3:39pm
>>688140057
^v^v^
>>688140654
>its time to settle this once and for all
>>688140731
But what is it? What it is?! Is what it?!
Ah well, I think a liter will be enough hopefully.
>>688140840
>LETS DO THIS TOGETHER
>>688140098
I'll take it that Chen is someone here
>>688140061
Have fun!
>>688139801
Oh shit, it's Juri. Yo
>>688140175
Fuck man. You're not a psych major are you? As long as you're in a nigless area, it's OK for the time being. Gotta trough through the muddy times
>>688140210
Don't worry about ze voice, just cruise. My voice isn't manly at all and I'm not going to fake a Barry White either
>>688140231
Whenever you do friend, let me know so in a sense, we're jogging together. Take care and be safe on the job!
>>688140753
Time zones, totally forgot. Good afternoon
>>688140924
>I HAD A PANTSU SHIT MOMENT
>HE NEARLY HIT ME WITH A LVL 63 TORRENT AND RAIN DANCE BOOSTED HYDRO PUMP
>FUCK YOU SITRUS BERRY
>>688139922
>v<^
Good to see you Syndra
>>688139947
Greetings Chara. Stab any Capcom executives by any chance?
>>688140231
How goes it Renge? I am well, off for a few days, dug up my copy of SSFIV 3DS so I can still get my Juri fix until they drop her in SFV.
>Cap USA got thrown under the bus by Cap Japan
>Japan says they never committed to monthly DLC and season pass owners are rolling in their graves now
>DLC characters delayed indefinitely
>Juri drop ETA December 31st, 20XX
>>688140720
>confusing desu
Basically Nasu likes to base characters on his former characters, usually mixing or adding some twists to it. For example the concept of Shiki and her powers was revisited in Tsukihime this time as a boy, with a visual design based on the male lead of Knk.
It's what leads to a thousand Saber-clones.
>>688141032
>supportive noises
>>688141220
>supportive noises in lebanese
>>688140478
Speaking of aylmao, my favorite thing of yours is i think names chara memes? Its so fucking good
>>688140731
That sounds pretty HOT. Get it? because.....ill just see myself out.
>>688140945
I wish i was, that would be wild. The job is alright, just the schedule fucks me up since its only overnight
>>688140175
Maybe soon I'll no longer be a mute
>>688140945
Huh, okay. Just cruise
My internet had a hiccup, and now I'm not getting (you) in replies, odd
Done and done
Just look at this majestic fuck
>>688141359
Yea this one's for you you goddamn masochist
>>688140726
Starting yours now
>Akiko
>>688141421
Wow, you're so good.
Please, consider maknig some pasta out of your brain now.
>>688141421
Im pretty sure i just came a little bit
>>688141275
Sup Chen
>>688141220
>>688141333
>SUCK IT DIO. BITCHWHORE IS BETTER THAN YOU CAN EVER HOPE TO BE.
>>688141580
>CRY HARDER YOU LOLI HATING SACK OF VAMPIRIC CRAP
I finally made this despite my state, and it turned out alright, I guess (well that's how I perceive it now). If anyone can send this the Kongou (the former Megumin) and Hatsuzuki it would mean a lot. Tell them I'm sorry it took longer than it needed to and that there's probably some mistakes in it.
>Sanae
>>688141421
yusssss!
>>688141580
Well done, Bitchwhore.
>>688141740
>EVEN YOUR GRANDFATHER THINKS YOU ARE A DISAPPOINTMENT
>>688140863
The boner, just let the boner happen. And best of luck with the hydration.
>>688140945
That actually sounds like a fantastic idea, thank you.
>>688141359
You better fuckin believe it's hot
>>688141060
I saw you mention that in a post earlier, that's awful man. Best wishes for her quick release. I'm doing alright, just gearing up for work today.
>>688141770
>>688141060
>v^^v<
You too Juri
>>688141069
Oh okay makes a lot of sense now.
But Rin is better than nothing, yes?
>>688141770
Sanae, hey
Are you doing okay? We'll be seeing you posting at the end of the month, yes?
>>688141858
I still don't understand why there's a boner in the first place!
>Blink 182 is playing
I didn't ask to feel old today...
>>688142061
Fug first one was >>688141770
Any tips on becoming a literal anime?
Series suggestions, methods of faggotry, etc.
>>688142007
Shorts doing shorts things. Don't worry about it, just let it happen. What blink song? And this is how old I'm feeling this morning https://youtu.be/ClrWqKE1-qs
>>688141845
Get dunked dio
>>688141858
>lewd
At least i made a pretty okay joke, thats all i ever wanted in life
>>688142210
Nothing but Boku No Pico for 3 months.
>>688142210
Step 1: be a faggot
Step 2: ????
>>688142263
I consider myself an expert on dad jokes and that's all I need
>>688142210
Noose
>renge
>>688141275
You like furry penor, don't you, chen?
>>688141359
I got a friend who works from 10 pm-7am. He doesn't hang often and it's all fine, jobs like yours do a murder on social. You'd be interested in psych? What'd you take instead
>>688141858
No problem, only form of hanging out as of now besides games.
>>688142210
Why fam?
>>688141770
I will send them.
>>688142061
It bites a lot of things.
>>688142210
Watch animes about girls in high school, such as K-On!, and it's all easy from there.
>>688142336
An expert? you must teach me the ways of terrible jokes
>>688142428
Yea my social is pretty much destroyed at this point. Im not doing any college right now, i have no clue what to do with my life
>>688141888
No lo se que significa eso,.lo siento.
>>688141939
In my current state, I feel sick, very.
I might start posting this week later on, or maybe be M.I.A for a longer period.
>>688142616
Yes do it, watch K-on! >>688142210
>>688142428
because I want to escape reality even more than I already am.
>tfw you find out Dr. Manhattan was responsible for the New 52
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ LMAO
>>688142254
Hehehe, did that really get to you?
The Rock Show, Dammit, you know the ones.
And if we're going that old I could always go get Mexican Joe...
>>688142692
Take your time and rest up as long as possible dude
I'll get the picture to them if I see them, Homura will too desu.
>>688142210
Watch Lucky Star until you start to laugh about the jokes.
Might take a few months, but once you reached that point there's no turning back.
>>688142616
>>688142723
I watched SYD, I liked it
I watched Imocho, I liked it
Will I like K-on?
>>688140945
Hey there Tristana, did not see you.
>>688141858
Glad to hear, thankfully with my SSFIV copy found I can still beat some ass online with Juri, but if I couldn't have found it then suicide would be an option at this point.
>>688141903
How've you been? It's been a little while.
v<v<+K
v>v>+PPP
>>688142785
Nigga you dont even know about my cherry poppin daddies.
>>688142971
U fokin wot m8?!
>>688142914
It's literally about girls sitting around, drinking tea and eating cake while talking about playing music, but never actually do.
Decide for yourself if you'd enjoy that.
>>688143173
Never mind. They're recent as dicks.
Bitches dont even know about my Kansas.
>>688142914
Watch it and find out. Some people like it, some don't. Best way to find out is just watch it
>>688143234
Probably lmao
>>688142785
It did, yeah. And good shit there. I haven't listened to them or anything like them in quite some time. Half of it I associate too much with the middle school mentality to not cringe when it plays, though. And feel free.
>>688142683
It's all in the timing and the wordplay.
"Hey, I'll call you later."
"No, call me dad."
>>688142940
Good to hear that you don't have to noose. You sound like a fucking monster on that game, I'm sure you can beat down just about anyone you come across.
>>688143301
Bitches don't know bout my space capone.
>>688142061
>>688142145
Oh, nice knowing that.
>>688142511
Thank you! Really means something!
>>688142794
I got nothing to do for 30 mins, I'll just be here until I'm called back. And thanks Lebo
>Sanae
>>688143445
Bing Crosby yo.
>>688142511
Its a really interesting creature.
>>688142940
There were some ups and downs, but i guess i have been doing alright. Nothing new going on.
^^vv<><>
>>688143301
Niggas don't know bout my Cavemen Noises.
>>688143445
I accept what I was in middle school, but I also accept that my taste in music was top tier back then as well.
>If that got to you...hehehehe, you're gunna be a fun one
>>688142683
Whatever is you do, please, make sure you to find a better job in the future or talk to some school advisors and see what they have to say
>>688142771
I figure it's enjoyable in short bursts, like sugar. Your life in check?
>>688142940
Lol, how fitting for the character I chose
>>688143692
>fuckin didgeridoos man
>percussion sticks
>holy fuck thinking about it makes me diamonds
https://youtu.be/Y_6O2Rxzc-E
>>688143479
Welcome bruh
Speaking of lebo
Brazil is posting again, except he switched from Karen
He posts as someone called Yuiko now and always with a screenshot of a manga
>>688142784
Okay man, here you go. Hope you like it
Took me a bit longer than I thought, I had trouble figuring out what to do
>Akiko
>>688144029
I like it!
>>688143888
Oh lord, that makes me want to go dig through my old iPod again...
>>688143445
Well i got wordplay down, but my timing could use some work. Ill wait for more moments to strike
>>688143700
ive been looking for a while now, and idk how talking to an advisor will help me find out what i want to do
>>688144029
Would main/10
>claiming yume
Everyday I feel worse and worse I hope its just the tension I am building up in fear of the last thing I need to do in my apprenticeship so I should be okay wednesday I guess
>>688143895
Aww, I thought he would stick with her. Pity...
I would like to speak with him when I get on.
Any other info of the thread?
>>688143700
Life's aight I guess. I don't know if I have friends though, cus I've been out of school for 8 months and hardly talked to anyone for 4 of those months.
>>688144453
I hope its cancer
>>688144453
>Apprenticeship
Whatcha goin for yo?
Okay now I'm a bit stuck. My Vigil pic from earlier doesn't seem to have saved so I'll have to ask to post it again and Mio is kill. Am I forgetting a request?
>>688144295
wew, thank the gods. I really feel like I didn't do much here
>>688144360
>Would main/10
I know right? new epic skin confirmed?
>>688143521
Haven't listened to Crosby in a while, thanks. While we're at it, have some Charles Mingus. https://youtu.be/__OSyznVDOY
>>688143692
I sure like to think so. My middle school taste wasn't bad but my current taste is better. I have a ton left to explore but most of what I like now is already fantastic.
>>688144360
That's the trick, you always have to be ready for the bad pun opportunities.
>>688144710
This one?
>Homura
>>688144481
None so far that I can remember, it's been okay
Hand-bro left. For real I think.
Also Brazil said he was stopping Karen cause he wasn't into lolis anymore lol
>>688144710
>>688144858
Or this one?
>>688144710
Hell I woulda been fine with a simple headswap but I like the fact that the mask is on there.
>>688144453
Arbeite!
>>688144781
https://youtu.be/uH5oWGsU6NA
Dropping some Englebert in there.
>>688144858
>>688144909
Thanks me to you both
I'll see what Reapers I can find and ee which fits best
>>688144939
Headswap woul've felt really effortless
I like to put at least a minimal effort in it when it's fro friends. Shops for myself are way shittier
>>688144607
Its not I had an incedent where the doc told me it might be cancer but it wasn't in the end
>feelsbatman.png
>>688144657
IT-system technician would be a translation I guess?
>>688144887
>he wasn't into lolis anymore
Thats heresy
>>688145038
Du beobachtest auch den ganzen Tag tatsächlich bin ich schon seit 10 dabei außer die 3-4 posts heute
>Miku
Dumping my folder
>>688144781
My taste hasn't really changed, but more it's just been added onto. Like revealing new parts of a map.
>Oh you've got plenty to explore~
>>688144887
>>688145155
Oh yeah also he stopped because I was claiming her too. Really nice guy
>Karen
>>688145173
Oops, sorry. I thought this is garbage thread.
>>688145236
Now it is
>>688145236
>
Wrong again
This isn't hamster thread either
>>688145236
Well it is now. Thanks fuckstick.
>>688145173
>>688145236
I see you finally got more creative, I will give you an 8/8 gr8 b8 m8 no deb8.
>>688145116
I did just realize something though, me compiling an Avengers Assemble picture is probably not gonna work since only Chara has a full body one. Oh well
>>688142428
I'M NOT A FURRY
Fucking Tristana.
>>688144887
Hand? Unfortunate to hear.
Any new waifus in the thread?
Brazil, why would he do that? Karen is totally cute!
Just look at that pic of yours.
>Sanae
>>688145178
You're going to get me all excited on the way to work. And that's largely how mine is, but there are a few things that I try to avoid remembering.
>>688145092
Thank you my dude
Headed to work, I'll be back in some time
>>688145155
Ich darf das, ich hab keine Vorträge, auf die ich mich vorbereiten müsste.
Wird's denn immerhin besser?
>>688145173
Hey Kirino, how's it going?
>>688145346
>found this
>its a gift
>Rory-sama
>>688145342
It would be really easy if we won a match with the same heroes I shopped you in. The victory screen shows them al neatly lined up
>>688144360
Try those self-aptitude tests. The advisor was for plans if you're heading back to cool leg
>>688144560
Tried hitting them up on the phone?
>>688144560
If you wanna bang bro, they'll let you bang -bang as in hang-
>>688144453
It's a good type of anxiety. You either top yourself or wriggle.
>>688145346
I joke, I joke. I kid, I kid
>>688145504
shiiiieeet
>>688145155
Oh nice!
>Tfw no apprenticeships for what I want in the southern part of the state
>All central and northern
Life's a bitch.
>>688145400
I could always "fix" that excitement for ya~
I think the Kingdom Hearts Evanesence videos are the only thing I'm still liable to cringe at from my past.
>>688145588
Ok dude.
1v1 me EUNE.
>>688145473
I'm having a stroke now, Rory
>>688145236
Garbage? Look at your waifu, she's a rat, she belongs in garbage.
>Sanae
>>688144710
Id pay money for it
>>688145400
Later, dont work too hard
>>688145588
never heard of it. Gotcha, i want to go but i just want to know what i wanna do so i dont make any mistakes
Alright everyone, im super tired so im gonna head to bed, ill be lurking whenever i wake up. See everyone later
>>688145750
But are you honking maximum?
>>688145829
Bye!
>>688145855
Yes.
I'm hoking on the floor
>>688145364
>any new waifus
Oh boy
Uh, off the top of my head there's mio, mugen, another megumin. Oh yeah and the old megumin is now amatsu.
I can't remember them all lol. There's a gardevoir, a nyarko, a cirno I think.
Also yeah Karen is totally cute, but he also switched because I was claiming her. Honestly though I told him I would switch if he wanted her and he said it was okay. Really really nice guy.
Starting on Vigil's pic now
>>688145829
I'll be expecting you later for some quality OW
>>688146038
Is she trying to be me?
>>688146038
Well shit
1v1 me overwatch fags.
Well guys. I did something today. BITCHWHORE took down Dio. I might fall asleep on that. Tired asf and an early start tomorrow.
Stay classy /waifu/
