Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
>>688108752
Konata??
>>688108752
Time to Penny claim!
still here
>>688107026
>Waddling like a penguin
>Penguin
>tfw that was my nickname all throughout elementary/middle school
>>688107126
Ayy, forgot those series even existed. Never played one however. How'd you end up with 6 games?
>>688107332
>She was alone
JUST
U
S
T
>Best idol claimed
>>688107446
Isn't finding out what it is half the fun? Why would I ruin a surprise?
Please give me gifs of your waifus dancing I am starting to work on something and I would like everyone involved please.
Rikka claimed!
>>688109035
Give me a break, I'm a shy guy, my ex was the one that came to me and confessed, I on other hand got rejected when I finally built courage before her
>>688108879
Could agree to disagree honestly.
>I don't like fighting about Waifus because everyone has different tastes
>Who you choose to love is your own business.
>Meanwhile that fucking ogre
>Left some great loot for the blacksmith
>Who pummeled his ass with the help of the cook.
>>688109060
best I can do on short notice.
>>688108494
Damn, and I love plants and stuff. Passion fruit and oranges are always nice to tend to. So rest in peace, Mr. Herbalist
>Gardevoir claim
Please
>>688109041
Well it's not really ruinning it if you need to reveal the surprise.
>Found a black cat tail toy.
Miho claimed
>>688108752
Smug
>>688109060
>>688109060
Oh, hmm. Lemme try and find something
there we go
>>688109346
>New Herbalist was suppose to be our next trapper.
>Can't replace the warrior yet
>Though we have some hardened veterans
>Luckily I'll be able to get some new people before long with my stockpiles of food and money.
>>688109035
>
Sorry! But hey in a way it's a compliment because if think about it, batman has a nemesis called penguin too. A crazy fucker he is
>>688109060
Hey frenemy! I said that was going to tell you something but can't remember
>>68810733
>yuno
I don't think I was ever invited to a game before
>>688107426
>ochako
You're welcome! Tried putting a pillow on top of your head?
>>688107736
Gard
Not sure if reference or not
Cory Claimed
Akiko claimed
>>688107013
>Aizawa
Oh okay then don't mind me getting all your personal information and shit
>>688107026
>Shinoa
Just get in the fucking group you twat
>>688107332
>Yuno
May the gods blessings be upon you, Yuno-anon
Sometimes all your options are just shit
You burn enough bridges the only way you can go is forward
>>688109060
(:
>>688109529
Not until I have a better pc that can run it!
>>688109035
Huge fan of the series, had a padded mat and everything, but through nearly 10 years of use, it's past the end of it's life. The sensors are screwy and it's VERY hard to play with. Not impossible, but I'd be better off with a new one.
>>688109379
Is it not?
>So I can expect kitty Mizore more often meow?
>>688109060
You'd figure I'd have one on hand seeing as how being an idol and all....
>>688109503
Let's hope that Ogre was some hail Mary attempt
Jontron claimed
Claiming this cutie right here <3
>>688109060
ok
>>688109667
It vibrates.
>So you might.
>>688109060
I'm pretty sure none exist.
Best girl 2016 claimed
Claimed
>>688109476
Omfg forgot how fucking cute that is, not even a cat person but still
>>688109524
One day we'll all play, one day
>>688109529
Thank you Akiko, not to sound all emo and shit but I think I've become numb I can't feel anything from her while walking my path
>>688109834
>Sauce never ever
>>688109060
eyepatch
>>688109524
You're trying to get me to smother myself? Am I that disliked?
Claimed c:
>>688109736
It definitely was
>Damn Kobolds were desperate to take us out
But they didn't think we had our own ogre
>Ward doesn't believe in mercy.
Anyway we finally got that replacement warrior and a bunch of ore for Ward to make some better gear
>Like some bronze age shit.
>>688109954
Another is one of my favourite anime. Good shit ^^
>>688108752
>smug crew again
>>688109948
dance is from Chuunibyou
character from bakemonogatari
>>688110080
Your taste in waifu is shit, observe true waifu material right here.
>>688109304
Thanks!
>>688109324
Not really dancing but thank you!
>>688109476
Cute awesome thanks!
>>688109498
Short and sweet, awesome!
>>688109524
Hey frenemy, damn it! How is the eye going??
>>688109631
Adorable! Thank you!
>>688109667
You should get one mang!
>>688109834
I have this one but thanks for remidning me!
>>688109845
Damn it!
>>688109954
Eyepatch! Thank you hun!
>>688110176
Get a better waifu you autist
>>688109060
The best I could find in short notice.
I claim best girl
>>688109842
>I am terribly more curious than I should be ifi this is an IRL one
>>688109060
Went and found one, here ya go.
>>688110334
She's mine
>>688109060
I got you famboni.
>>688109246
Just a lil banter m8. In all seriousness I would of done the same thing. Plus at least you've gotten to that point before. That's kinda lopsided to be honest.
>>688109524
Haha it's all good. That's the only drawback of being tall. You're right but they didn't see it that way.
>>688109667
>10 years
Yeah it's way overdo. Those should be pretty cheap though.
>>688110094
Do you think you can force them off now?
>>688110176
>>688110176
Oh I know that already
I ment this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iOj3QwYx2k
It has bothered me and /wsg/ for a while
>>688110277
>The most dancing Penny does aside from the Flower Dance, which I will get a gif of later if possible.
>>688110416
Absolutely, also the wall is almost finished
>Gonna send a scouting party to find their base camp and deport them.
>>688110277
Best I got
Only gif I can find
Claiming
So many tiddies, this is for those of you who love a nice pair of legs and feet.
>>688110401
Then why didnt you claim her you piece of shit
>>688110414
I just need to drink, I become sociable when I'm chill drunk
>>688109060
here
>>688110354
Why? Maybe it's something you'd like to see irl?
>If I bought it I could show you~
Got em
Claiming
Hiw are you
Im watching japanese cartoon porn
>>688109060
uuuhh
Yume claimed
>>688110559
I was just about to, you fucking cunt
My waifu's anime isn't out yet. Only a small gif of her from the teaser. Sad day.
>>688110815
She's mine now, go get a new waifu
>>688110726
Heyo! I'm dealing with a raiding problem in Stonehearth
>These bastards killed two of my men
>So I'm constructing a wall like good ol' Trump is gonna do
>Then Imma send out a raiding party to find their base camp and deport them back to hell.
>>688110803
Top claim, my dude. Rias claimed
>>688109060
>>688109060
am i too late?
>>68811090
I'm more dedicated, she would never want someone as weak as you, spaghetti-armed fuck.
Off to sleep. Goodnight, all.
>>688109060
>>688110546
that looks a little off
>>688110993
fuck wait use this one
>>688110909
Wrong quote, but fuck you, honestly. She's mine and you know it.
>>688110628
Heh...heheh... I mean, I never implied that! Do I look like some kinda perv to you?
>>688109948
That's pretty much how I feel about everything I should care about. Thanks again emotional detachment issues. I should really go to a psychiatrist for these issues but somehow I feel like I'm better off having them. Must be real shit having to feel bad about it for so long
>>688111018
>>688111103
>implying
Nigger you can't even link correctly
You don't deserve to like the living onahole
>>688110900
I'll make you one give me a second
>>688111049
Holy fucking kek.
>>688110504
Trump them the fuck out and play victory music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34X4faVQ63Y
>>688109948
Just all of us together and not a 5 party crew where I went in alone
>>688110030
Kek no dude. Just put the pillow on top of you head and sleep. One ear on bed and the other on pillow. Most sounds should be muffled
>>688110277
It got better! No no it was something from last night. I can't remember
>>688110414
Fuck them!
>I down remember this scene;_;
>>688110909
>>688110815
>>688111103
whats with the cirnofags not sharing their waifu?
>>688111203
Anyone who thinks Cirno is a living onahole doesn't deserve her. Back off, dude.
>>688111313
Fuck you
>>688111332
All fairies are living onaholes
>>688111313
And then there's this faggot.
>>688111172
I should probably seek guidence or something, I feel I have lost my sanity from her
>Last time I felt real emotion before uncle's passing was drinking a whole bottle of jack daniels while listening to depressing mexican music
>>688111286
The party system is dumb
>>688110900
>
It's still proof that it's coming out
>>688111286
I guess i have to notice senpai
>>688110913
I dont know that game
>>688110414
Thanks Maki! I will be sure to use this one
>>688110504
If ya do just tell me so I can put it in
>>688110993
I can use both! I just need alot of gifs
>>688111286
Damn it frenemy remember this is gonna kill me!
>>688111443
You're wrong, Cirno is pure, PURE!
>>688111158
Oh I found more stuff.
>Cat keyhole bra and panties, white.
Aww the panties have little cat ears and a paw print.
Now I kinda want to buy this stuff.
>But then I'd have Noone to show it to.
>>688111570
She is pure
Pure sex
>>688111313
Sharing is blasphemy probably.
>>688111469
Ehh i know. Not complaining about the gif i have. Just want more. Lol
>>688111637
Anywho who thinks badly of such a pure girl doesn't deserve her, so just let it go. Cirno is mine and forever will be.
>>688111057
>little off
Galko tiddy-fucking a pair of legs
Yeah, just a little off.
I have some other good ones in store.
>>688111282
>Gonna deport them to hell
I made the realization as I typed it, and started laughing and almost woke my roommate.
>>688111524
Its like one of those colony survival games where you get some people and make a little survivalist group
>But the kobolds went too far with that ogre.
>Gonna have to give em a proper ass beating.
>>688111445
>>688111443
how about you both shot being faggots
>>688110900
there's gonna be a rewrite anime?
>>688111559
Use this one it has both me and mizore
Out of my way virgins, I'm going full autismo here.
>>688111777
Damn nigger
>>688111768
How about you get a waifu that isn't shit?
>>688111313
probably not had it happen
>>688111756
meant the boobs look a little extended
>>688111814
how so
>>688108752
Claimed
http://www.streamboobs.com/nicollcherry/
>>688111740
Then why is she sucking my dick right now, im in gensokyo btw
>>688111768
How about drinking bleach
>>688111570
I'm curious, do you have any prior experience with someone called, Trainer?
>>688111777
More kurumu than either of us.
>>688111927
>pat
>>688111576
I mean, you could show me if you need to... n-not that I want to see it or anything!
>>688110594
Is that's what breaks you out then so be it man. Can't work for me either way.
>>688111286
Yeah that's what I said a lot back then kek.
>That's why I'm rewatching all of the seasons :^)
>>688111559
Thanks Rikka!
>Another one.
>>688111951
Who are you.
>>688111949
Do you want to fucking RP fight dude? Don't try me. Cirno is sitting right next to me as we speak, so that's not possible and you're only making up this bullshit. Keep telling yourself that.
>>688111761
Aww yis, making this land better already. Make this land great again!
>>688112007
uggg
>>688112058
>Is
If.
>>688111768
http://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2016/04/01-1/rewrite-anime-featured-in-new-preview
Yessm. Eventually.
According to the internet, at least.
>>688112106
>rp fighting when rule13 in enforced
Cirno wouldnt hang out with someone like you
>>688112114
>ninja pat?
>>688111927
I'm sort of antisocial by nature.
>on 4chan
>on /b/
>on a waifu claiming thread
So it has come to this..
>>688112058
Cant keep a conversation for the life of me irl.
>>688111761
Wolfenstein the new order is a really fun game
Too bad mouse and keyboard controls on it are shit
But everything else is amazing
>>688111900
I know i try
>>688111992
Actually im hardly in that one
>>688112243
Cirno wouldn't hang out with someone who's as bland as you.
>>688111464
Right!? Why can't we have a larger party than 5!?
>>688111524
I'M SORRY FOR NOT SEE INN YOU SENSEI
>>688111559
>kill me
>reminded me of my sore body
Right! It was about the grand opening of the gym/warehouse of where I work and we had an event where some well known body builders were there. There was this chick was abs and she looked scary but was really nice to all of us!
>>688111639
Post!>>688111927
Cute
>>688111777
Double trips
>>688112058
They don't love you know more
>I should do that after my jojo binge
>not calling it maki's aimbot
>>688112202
Nevermind
>>688112106
Well.. I might be Trainer, Or Ruz, Or Gufo. But who are you? (im actually trainer, but i tried to be spooks)
>>688112335
How they expect to have a massive playerbase when parties are limited to 5?
>>688112331
She even entrusted me with her lewds
>>688112111
>Make Meme Village (Yes I named it that) Great Again.
>>688112311
It looked pretty fun, I just never had the money to buy it and forgot about it.
>Meanwhile I've been playing a ton of Ghost In The Shell Stand Alone. Really good shooter game.
>>688112249
no none
>>688112278
just described almost everyone on here i want to say
>>688112335
very
rate my waifu.
>>688109060
Couldn't find one with dancing, hopefully this is good enough
>>688112386
My identity is secret; just know that I've been around for quite some time and I know who you are.
>>688111906
i did
>>688111949
if you do it first
>>688112202
oh nice
>>688112522
can confirm this described me at least
>>688112496
Not sure who this slut you have for a waifu is, but it's not Cirno. Cirno does not have such digusting meat on her.
>>688112522
yes some
>>688112054
>B-Baka
You're so tsundere, it's cute.
I'd love to show you, but I'm not sure if I should get black or white panties and bra, or maybe the maid outfit?
I couldn't find a makoto onahole either.
>So I'm going to need you~
>>688112522
What's funny is I can actually fit into society very easily, I just hate socializing with them. I get frustrated easily and I isolate.
>>688112711
She grew up because I raised her with plenty of food in the house, and massaged her tits every day
>>688112601
Heh, where am I from, then?
>>688112585
Needs more dick.
>>688111927
Sometimes even with a lot of fiddling you can't make the perspective look just right.
Maybe some licking next.
Nico Yazawa claimed.
>>688112834
Easy now, I just said I knew who you were, not everything about you.
>>688112832
No, I'm sorry. If you were true to Cirno you would not have such digusting pictures or filenames that look like you downloaded them straight off google.
>>688112058
Aw sweet thanks Maki!
>>688112335
Wait thats so random but I mean I am glad that she was super cool with you all! Glad you had a great day
>>688112594
I shall use it!
Seeing as how this whole video will be made of gifs its gonna look weird. I guess I could just look up video clips of the dancing so it wont look like butt.
>>688112955
Go fuck yourself
Never come back to HG
>>688112778
oh well that will do it
>>688112736
unrelenting in your wants
>>688112867
whatever you are in 2
>>688112859
like this?
>>688112776
Wha? I am not!
>Why not all of them?
[spoiler]I'm partial to the black ones myself[/dontworkonb]
>>688113093
Sorry, never was at "HG" but hey, go fuck yourself too?
>>688112297
Wouldn't know what to say since it's the same for me. Sometimes just listening to them talk is enough then trying to find tidbits of info works.
>>688112335
Haha, ok that was a good one.
>Wanted to name it High Noon but didn't want to jump on the OW bandwagon. Either Dead Eye mode or aimbot will do.
Ayy we can re-watch it at the same time. Although I need to watch jojo too.
>>688112977
Don't mention it friend!
These lewds have no effect on me.
>>688113146
needs
>>688113162
No I mean that the female needs a dick.
>>688113266
Yes I can be a listener, just dont expect me to have quality responce
>>688112955
Fair enough, what did I do? When you may have been around?
>>688112467
That's the one thing I don't get. Fucking japs dude
>>688112522
Moar!
>>688112977
Was it random? Did your tyrant's eye not catch that?
How was your day?
>>688113266
Dude. Go with high noon. You have too!
>>688113476
I'm affected depending on how much is focused on me
>>688113479
how is it a need that isnt already meet by the pets you have
>>688113509
faggot
>>688113591
I don't remember, I've absorbed a lot of things over the past few years here. One of those was the name "Trainer" I know you from a genre of friends that don't really appear much on here anymore. (Or do they?)
>>688113185
>That picture has the exact outfits on jlist.
>Minus the ears
I don't know. The bra might look stupid with nothing up there. Maybe just some stripped panties.
>>688112977
I'm sure it'll look great, don't sweat it!
>>688113782
they are animals.
>>688113762
Japs can't mmo, not even sao
Leave that shit to koreans (even tho majority is fucking cashshops)
>>688113591
But just so you know, we've interacted a few times. Maybe not for the better...
>>688113762
i dont have any more really shinoa
>>688113912
we are all animals
Mine
>>688113832
Okay, Cirno. I'm going to spill a ton. There's me(Trainer), Gufo, Ruz, Mako, Suki, Trixie and LewdErp. Does that jog your memory at all?
Or maybe this will
>>688114046
PAT THEN !!
>>688113983
Koreans. Oh really?
>>688114046
:(
>shinoa
>>688113868
Well now, you wouldn't know if it looks stupid or not until you try it on! Although stripes are also pretty nice...
>>688114038
But if I can tell who I think you really are... join the chat. Please...
>>688113266
Oh so cute, I love the glasses!
>>688113762
I dont know I think I am just too tired! What was I to catch?!?
My day was alright, worked then saw some friends it was chill and now im off the next 2 days how about you?
>>688113884
I hope so!
>>688114268
Yes, I remember. But that person you see... is not me. (I think?) I now remember something about us not wanting ERP threads around anymore.
BOOBIES!
>>688114335
Most mmos are from korea I think
>Tfw there will never be a perfect mmo
>>688114390
Sorry, a "chat" is not ringing a bell. But I remember you guys. I remember
>>688113550
>Quality response
That'd depend on the situation.
>>688113762
Copy that.
>>688114453
Not as cute as the eye patch~
>>688114581
Feet
>Maki
>>688114347
If you want me too...
I might get the panties, just to try them on...
Then you can tell me if they look ok.
>Mizore
>>688114268
Where was this picture taken? I feel like it connects to something.
>>688114543
Well.. I don't remember much of wanting you to leave. You were really cool
>>688114649
I'm not sure if there's two of you..
Can we take this to the next thread?
>Trainer/ Gard
>>688114750
It was a character sheet
I'm gonna bounce before next thread hits
>Penny out!
>Gotta sleep, although I don't have to bike today
>Coworker offered me a carpool~
bumpaerooo
>>688114850
Sure
