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Today's the day Maggots. D-DayDubs survive to tell the tale.Trips

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Today's the day Maggots. D-Day
Dubs survive to tell the tale.
Trips Get medal of honor
Quads = Hitler
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This will be over quick!
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>>688098306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBfjU3_XOaA
Check Em'
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>>688098306
BANGALORES!
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Lets do this! Kill em all!
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>>688098306
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Rikror
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>>688098306
privat riyan get
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When you die
But you explode a MG42 bunker
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Fuck it
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>>688098306
General reporting, I'll make quick work of this.
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Let's do this
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HEAT THIS GRANADE FUCKING NAZIS!
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>>688098644
Sarge, it feels pretty bad! Am I going to make it?
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My life for Aiur
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>>688099037
JOHNNY NO!!
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>>688098306
Maybe this time it'll be different
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Do you want to live forever!!!
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Knowing my luck I'd be on a landing craft that go blown up before it even reached the beach
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>>688099037
Probably not. Got any smokes?
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>>688099201
>One off
Told you.
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Hitler get!
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ok
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>>688099278
>One off again
Kill me again pls
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Juck Fews
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>>688098306
LETS GO COMRADES!
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Mein Kampf faggots. Double agent this whole fucking time
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rolllllll
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hitler pls
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>>688099167
come find me when you wake up
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ENNNGGGGEERRRLLLLAAANNNNDDD
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>>688098306
hand me my medal
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pew pew pew
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bang bang bang bang bang
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>>688099259
Y-yeah, my left pocket. Remember me.
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Can i be a Jew?
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niggers
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pow
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So ... if I get Hitler, I'm supposed to crawl into a bunker and kill myself?
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88 get
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>>688098306
I'm going in Merry Tell my wife and kids I love them YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>688099702
No proof
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>>688099377
Looks like your going to make it! Keep your head down!
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>>688098306
Get
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>>688098306
TELL MUH WIAFU.....

check em
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>>688098306
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im going out like champ
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I came here to escape from my wife
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>>688099546
Sleep tight sweet prince
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hitler reporting in
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am hitlr
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>>688099855
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What about quints?
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HEIL
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I see the defences are holding as planned Herr Rommel
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faggots
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Quints
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hitler?
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rell
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hitler
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I'LL SEE YOU ON THE BEACH!
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>>688099999
Die nazi scum
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>>688099999
aaaaaaand there it is, boyas
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>>688099999
WINRAR
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>>688099999
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>>688099655
You where always the coolest guy in the unit, looks like your going home.
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>>688099999
mein feuher
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>>688099999
checked
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>>688100074
That's quints, not quads faggot.
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MEDIC!
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>>688099999
wasted fakk1!!
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>>688098306
rolls royce
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>>688098306
Don't panic
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Come on Doc, it doesn't look bad, can you fix me?
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>>688100186
quints mean it's hitler^2
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>>688100186
quints is quads plus one, faggot
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The ride never ends
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>>688099999
Jesus, and an extra no less. Did they win?
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>>688099855
>Fuck in middle of a battle
>Survives
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See you on the other side brothers
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>>688100211
Your legs! There gone!
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>>688099999
Mein gott! Der Fuhrer!
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hitler get
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Come to my mg42 americans
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>>688100323
Not today son, not today. You just rest awhile, close your eyes.
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>>688100585
It was a honor to die at your side.
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>>688100455
>>688099855
I see what did you do over there.... Can I Join the party?
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>>688100605
>There gone!
Where gone?
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>>688098306
WE NEED FIRE ON THAT MG
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ALLAHU AKBAR
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>>688100850
over they're
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>>688098306
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Gas em
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>>688100585
You got a Luger and a bunker already? That was fast.
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second hitler get,
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>>688100899
KEK dumbass sandnigger can't even an hero correctly
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>>688100923
lel
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>>688100899
Such a shame the scum get's to live.
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>>688100833
>>688100455
>>688099855
Holly Shit! I want stop fighting and fuck too!
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>>688098306
Heil Hitler
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We are about to embark upon a great crusade.
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>>688100327
No shit. Quads = 4, quints = 5. Faggot.
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fucking
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>>688098306

LIKE A BUNCH OF SOUR KRAUTS AROUND HERE
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I will make it.
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>>688101111
Mein faggot
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>>688101111
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>>688101152
Quints still comprises quads. Uneducated faggot.
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>>688101085
No sex for you fucking retard..
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>>688101111
Get to the bunker!
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>>688101274
Another body for the bunker.
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>>688101111
Guten geten mein neggar *Der Fuhrer enters the battlefield bringing 10 new Tiger II class tanks*
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>>688101111
Get to the bunker, Mein Fuhrer!
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assah dude
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>>688101111
Oh shit, everyone shoot!
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Imma paint up, whip out my dick and rush that nest. They'll never see me coming.
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Tengo dobles... que pircardia papu.
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>>688101593
Nah. He shoots himself.
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>>688101544
Looks like you lived.
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>>688101593
Speak for yourself, Hitler nevee did anything wrong.
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>>688101111
sieg heil, sieg heil, sieg heil, sieg heil
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>>688101752
*shot whilst checking dubs* he lived the way he died
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>Making chaos
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>>688101111
Hitler lives, race war now
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>>688099201
This
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>>688099999
Indeed they are.
>>688101111
Heil
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I'll capture Berlin instead, comrade.
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Everybody!

WHIP OUT YOUR DICK AND RUSH THE NEST! TRUST ME I USED TO BE A FORD MECHANIC!
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>>688101152
Well in that caste, quads still has trips, dubs, and singles. So really there are no winners based on what you're saying. Way to be a newfag.
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Let's get them Nazi bastards
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ROLLING FOR MAMA
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>>688098306
make jews great again
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LET'S DO THIS HOMIE
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>>688101323
Well in that caste, quads still has trips, dubs, and singles. So really there are no winners based on what you're saying. Way to be a newfag.
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>>688099999
Nein,Nein,Nein,Nein,Nein!!!!
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>>688098306
Rolling for quads. tbh fam
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>222 get
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bereit die Maschinengewehre . im Namen des Führers müssen wir die imperialistische amerikanische Schweine abstoßen.
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>>688103170
Time your rolls then.
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▲▲
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Heil
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>>688098306
C'mon I need a new Luger
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rool
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>>6880983 JUDENFREI DEUTSCHLAND
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>>688098306
Tonight, we dine, on these nazi bastards!
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>>688103269
You mean like this?
  ▲
▲ ▲
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>>688103246
Jawohl!
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>>688098306
Well at least I die with my dignity.
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>>688103512
 ▲
▲ ▲
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>>688098306
Roll
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If singles I got mowed down by MG-42's.
If dubs I survive.
I DIE DOING WHAT I LOVE!
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>>688103717
The skill

 ▲▲
▲ ▲
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Fuck you, jews.
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We're going in dry
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>>688103833
It looks like you've been transferred to Los Alamos National Laboratory for your experimental "quadforce" or whatever that is. Get going kiddo.
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>>688103882
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>>688099999
JESUS FUCKING CHRIIIIIIISTTTTTTTT
HE 1V1'D GERMANY
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SIEG HEIL
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hallo
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>>688099388
third time's the charm
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>>688103481
ah man, butterbars always die first. :/
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>>688103993
    ▲
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>>688103073
>Way to be a newfag.
Thanks. Way to bring faggotry to a whole new level.
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>>688098306
Ima kill dim nazis with muh skin pistol
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>>688099999
Witnessed
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NEIN!
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Sieg heil.
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>>688099999
Check
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NEIT!
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>>688104277
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>>688104582
  ▼
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>>688104690
■ ■
■ ■
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>>688104834
  ■
■  ■
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>>688098306
sir we have men dropping like flys. estimated 29 per minute
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>>688104907
  ▲
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>>688098306
FUCK THE KRAUTS
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>>688105214
Are you trying to summon the old gods
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>>688098306
1 and done
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>>688098306
roll
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>>688101111
WINRAR
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>>688098306
HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
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>>688098306
CHARGE!!!!
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>>688099999
Quads was Hitler
>quints
>super Hitler
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>>688101111
Good job, faggot. Your need for beauty sleep lost you the war.
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It's a good day to die
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>>688098306
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>>688101111
i shall be the one to take out hitler
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>>688107088
checked
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i still can't fathom what d day was like. so many young men died. it must have been fucking terrifying to be the first wave on the beach. war is hell, pure unimaginable choas. so much respect to those boys who gave their lives.
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>>688098306
Fuck
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>>688099388
88 stands for Heil Hitler
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>>688098306
THE KRAUTS DON'T STAND A CHANCE!
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>>688098306
roll
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Oh god I cant take it!
AHHHHHHH!!!!
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Tell my wife i love her.

Oh wait, i am a fucking loser. Tfw no gf
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>>688099999
Someone cap this please!!!
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Fug. I'm going to die for nothing. I just wanted to get high and look at the stars.
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>>688098306
I've seen some things, man.
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>>688107750
Mateus?
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>>688098306
RIP

see you in Valhalla anon
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Let,s go!
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hitler get
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>> Jumps off boat
>> Starts spamming le bullets
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Goodbye now
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>>688098306
>June 1944: A sheet of metal and luck separating you from German artillery and fire
>June 2016: Masturbating to other mentally deficient young men who want to be women
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Please cap this thread!!!!
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>>688107969
Dies.
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>>688107888
The hero we need.

LOL
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>>688098306
Don't shoot, Let em burn!
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To death we go. For the 3rd Reich!!!!
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We are running low on weapons and ammo, we need to scavenge the dead
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>i got on the wrong boat
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>>688099999
So we have super hitler.

>>688101111
Regular hitler

>>688107888
Medal of honor
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GET THE HE'LL OFF THE BEACH!!!
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>medal of Honor get!!!!!!!
>war face... aghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!#
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>Unlike my grandpa I survived.
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>>688098306
Rollin
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i hope i dont lose my leg bag
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lets see if i die again
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Momma mia children it was a spicy meme
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>>688108366
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I said, what the hell do we do now, sir!
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I hope we get out of this alive sarge
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fudge me in the brown starfish!!!
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I've got two kids..
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wait are we shooting nazis?
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was hoping for a quad
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>>688108296
think i just cried a little.. the nostalgia

"im not rezing u again" *headshot*
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fuck
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>>688098306
Rolling for hitler
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Uraaaaaaaaaa!!!
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>>688099999
6 anyone
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Heil
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Rollerskates
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Rollerino
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>>688109778
Re rollo for teh führer
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>>688109997
>9997
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>>688098306
Follow me!
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>>688109997
So close
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Chaaaarge!
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>>688098306
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rerollannnnnnnn
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I'd like my medal in gold, please
>escalators
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>>688109997
So so close hitler is rolling in his grave
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>>688098306
Only way is forward boys!
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Hitler get
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>>688098306
FOR AMERICA!
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Heil Jesus Roll!
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>>688110452
more like his ashes are rustling
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Rerollerino
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Seig fucking heil
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>>688098306
i dont want to live anymore
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Fight or die
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ROLL EM OUT
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Captain, we dont have armour support! All the tanks have drowned! What do we do?!
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>>688098306
>tfw both my grandfathers survived this.
>tfw I'm even here typing about it.
>>
k
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We've already had a 1111 in this thread; can we do it again?
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>>688108674
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Get behind cover, lads.
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1111 get again
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Cyka Blyat drop me Springfield cyka I am the snipir
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Big rolly, big rolly, big rolly. No whamys, no whamys Halt.
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>>688110837
Nein
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Quads
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>>688099408
Way to download the thumbnail, newfag
Here's the real one and Check 'Em
>>
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>>688098306
rolio super for my country!!!
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If I die tell my my wife she's a cunt!
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>>688111506
No quads m8
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>>688098306
trips get for iron cross

they see me pop pop yanky go drop drop
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>>688098306
aaaaaaa
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>>688098306
*shoots self in the leg when noones looking*
*Hides in the back *
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Get!!
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Oh shit im probably going to die
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>>688098306
Quads get
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I will survive!
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time to get sent home in a soup can
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Get The Charges
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rrroll
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>>688098306

Hitler get
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oh theyre gonna hafta glue you back together

IN HELL
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Rolllll
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>>688112028
is
is that
a real... a real live woman?
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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Let's do this gu-
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quads
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Keine mehr juden!!
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Hickok45 here.

Ready to wake up the gong heh heh heh
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So this
>What will you be doing during this?
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