Waifu claiming thread: Ice Cream Edition
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>688070473
You're the only one.
>>688070786
Maybe.
>>688070788
She's in high school.
>>688070788
Oh, I just took it like a bitch...
>>688070810
Can I join? <3
HOL UP
>>688070880
Mizore all day every cold day.
Miho claimed
>>688070993
Am not
>trash
still here
and
>>688070261
thats weird 2
>>688071253
see then normal pat
>>688071070
>fox
you disappoint me
>>688071134
Who are you and what are you doing with my waifu?
>>688071410
i don't even main fox bruh
>Barry you're super lewd
I mean, you're not wrong.
Night guys
Akiko claimed
>>688070993
Dang, that picture doesn't fit into my mind at all
Girls in high school were almost all lolis
>>688071000
>checked
Why? Am I seriously the only kid who wasn't a beta that let himeslf got beat up? I once bit a motherfucker a scar on his palm when he tried to fuck with me. I was notorious for fighting with whoever was up for it. I quit being violent but I still love brawling
>tfw you beat someone who did MMA
was bruised as shit but huge testosterone boost and mad mutual respect there
>>688071122
How old is Nyarko exactly?
>>688071674
night Fran
>>688071597
kek, I hit the spot then.
>>688071674
Goodnight Fran.
Can't we all just go do something productive instead of making these pointless threads?
>>688068880
Its something we came up with along time ago.
>>688069212
Alright, make sure to get some rest tonight.
>>688069285
Boob hats a best.
>>688071982
i was just outside
>>688072092
Fuck off Mai.
>>688071822
not sure. but shes probably really old.
>>688071982
Life is pointless, waifuless anon.
You only find meaning where you want to find it.
>>688071154
Yes.
>>688071674
Night.
>>688071822
>Girls in high school were almost all lolis
Not at all.
>a girl at my school wore like a G cup
>>688072075
I'll try.
>>688072092
Yuuko.
>>688071154
Because all I wanna do is stick my face right between your tits.
>>688071344
no i dont want any
>>688071508
hello friend
I'm here physically.
>>688072311
I'm yuuko
>>688072358
Bubblegum of no sleep
>>688072451
Heyoo friendo.
I'm still here x7.
>>688072092
>outside
Im about to go get taco bell. And its raining like a mother fucker.
I have to go for a bit, it's sort of urgent.
>>688072453
So normal bubblegum.
>>688071822
" Her actual age is unknown since she and Kūko always stop Mahiro whenever he becomes curious or questions her age, although she states that she has already graduated from space college."
>nyarko
>>688072590
how are you today
>>688072619
Noticed x4
>>688072590
Hello Mizore.
>>688072453
Welcome back Yuuko
>>688072349
Right, is she even human?
I haven't seen the anime
>>688072358
high school is like 13-18 years old right?
>a girl at my school wore like a G cup
Yeah of course you had exceptions, but those almost always had an attitude as big as their tits
>>688072619
When will the streak end?
>>688072706
Rain is fun. Put on some clothes you don't mind getting wet in and jump around while outside.
>Getting people to look at you weird is your goal.
>>688072706
I know it's great.
Let it flood.
>>688072784
farewell
>>688072857
Glad to see you're keeping things in order here.
>>688072896
nope Nyaruko is a Nyarlotephian which is an alien from Nyarlathotep.
pretty sure tts also spelled either nyarko or nyaruko
>>688071674
Goodnight
>yuuko
>>688072451
yeee
Penny is here for the evening!
>Didn't do a whole lot today, legs were sore as shit but still went grocery shopping
>Albeit I did get a new boot-knife because its snake season and the bastards like infesting my garden.
I don't like hurting garden snakes or anything like that, but sometimes we get bull snakes and other dangerous ones.
>I've met my fair share of snakes to know my boot-knife will come in handy.
>>688072820
Tired from work. Other than that good.
>>688072857
Hello person I don't normally talk to but I don't mind getting to know!
>>688073223
Moving my sisters stuff in the rain got me the cold i have now.
>>688073226
Would be nice if it flooded
So, how is everyone doing tonight?
>>688073226
>Glad to see you're keeping things in order here.
I like to think I am.
Atleast I try.
>>688073444
>Checked
Well same goes for me I'd say, you seem like an entertaining one.
Anything new aside being tired from work?
>>688073605
I'm eating buiscuits.
It's a good night.
>>688073605
Welcome back Shiro.
Just got off of Terraria with Arby's Tomoko.
Smoke em if you got em.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnzz-eFmKaw
>>688073355
You're scaring me.
>>688073605
I'm not drunk , fuck this storm
>>688073709
I know you didn't have intentions to, but your picture made me smile, which is rare for me currently, so I suppose I should thank you for that. You should use it more.
>>688073907
Oh really? My bad. ^^
>>688073444
Fuck karen isn't here for that one!
>>688073602
You need to channel your inner Shia lebuef
>Just do it
>>688073677
>Checked back
Nothing really, going day by day until a few people I know and I get an apartment. Also lewding up these threads when bored.
>>688073602
>holding Miho like that
>living the dream
>>688073444
cool any plans for today?
>>688073281
so you wont ?
>>688074265
>oing day by day until a few people I know and I get an apartment.
Is that going to be anytime soon or still a long way to go?
>Also lewding up these threads when bored.
I noticed that, kek.
>>688074476
no I will
>>688074146
No problem. Nice to hear it made you smile aswell.
>>688073605
Smoking weed, watching The Next Generation, and wondering if I accidentally stumbled upon a meeting of the Flat Chested Society instead of /waifu/.
>>688074738
why its clear i dont want it
>>688074476
Eat
Sleep
>Rave
>Repeat
But no, it's 1036pm here. I'm just gunna talk to you guys.
>>688074593
Should be within the month.
>Something something, I'm always bored
>Incredible lewd!
>dun dun dunnnnnn!
>>688073263
>>688072787
I guess that'll have to do
That took an unexpected turn
Akiko
You think Akiko is old? Mugi is 24 ;(
>>688074983
oh well ill try to be interesting
>>688075051
>unexpected turn
what do you mean?
>>688071508
putting a baby in that warm little oven, if you know what I mean
>>688074911
because , it just happens.
>>688075104
I refuse to believe that
Mugi is 15 at best
Do women age in reverse in anime or what?
>>688075250
The whole being an ancient alien in human form thing. I figured Nyrako was just your average high school girl protagonist
>>688075468
it hasnt happened in 19 years as far as i know
QOTT
Would your waifu still be attractive if she were bald?
>>688074900
flat life for life.
>>688074900
All about that itty bitty titty comitty
>>688075752
>close enough
Probably yeah. I really like her flowing black hair though
Weird question, where'd you get it?
>>688075578
soon
>>688075545
Her birthdate is July 2nd, 1991
I think right now canonwise she's still only 19 but realtimewise she's like 24
>>688075237
You're always entertaining.
>Especially when your grossed out from my code whites.
>>688076061
never you know what actually come to think of it once in the 10th grade but it was really awkward and i never talked to her again
>>688075545
>average
haha silly goose nothing is average in anime!
>>688076007
Just popped into my mind because i need a hair cut
Doesn't seem like a great question based on responses.
>>688076097
Yui's is November 27th 1991
Making her my age.
>>688075752
Hell yeah.
best waifu claimed
>>688076777
I'm happy this got trips.
>>688074983
Well it's ok, you seem like a nice guy to talk to anyways.
>>688075752
Looks good enough.
>>688075752
Yeah dude
>>688076679
so 24?
>>688077036
Shinoa.
>>688077093
Yep. I'm 24.
>>688077022
>looks good enough
Words that always start wonderful marriages.
>>688077036
We'll see in 60 years or so
>>688077022
Hey, don't tell them. But I'm crazy.
>A secret for you.
Sucks I can't browse /f/ on mobile.
>>688076366
well i mean it is rather odd knowing when you do
>>688077593
>and stil a virgin.
Truly the apex of human society.
>>688077695
I'll catch up to you one day k-on yuuko.
claim
>>688077695
What are your thoughts on smashing a random hooker?
Its quiet, I like it.
>>688077610
>Hey, don't tell them. But I'm crazy.
It's ok, we can be crazy together.
Sounds like a fun time.
>>688077473
>Words that always start wonderful marriages.
I know right?
>>688077223
Hello shiro
>>688077473
Hmmm?
.
Akiko if you're here, I remember you saying something about my laptop being able to handle OW, I'm able to join you buto I played the beta on xbone. My laptop runs csgo at 5-15 fps
>>688077695
>and still a virgin
oh ;(
thats NOT nice
>>688077968
STD/10
>>688076412
what ???
go to bed already if you're sleepy
>>688077593
>>688077968
Wrong on so many levels
>>688077883
Wizards unite.
>>688078114
Had a good laugh.
>>688078088
Doing anything of interest?
>>688077967
hi its been a while
>>688078110
im not though
Im still here I guess
>>688077692
You know when people do when you watch porn. How is this any different?
>>688078060
Yeah crazy!
>Crazy lewd!
I don't stop by these threads too often, but I always enjoy them, きょうこ. Thanks for making them!
イブウギ
>>688078448
then what happened there ? I didn't get that
>>688078099
I'm too far gone at this point (r9k levels), it's all good.
That with social anxiety pretty much means i'm garuanteed to die a wizard
>>688077968
Does porn count?
I wouldn't recommend it, you don't get much pleasure out of it. If you had to pay I better hope it was worth it. STD's and regret are the only things you'll have after
>>688072277
don't look at my waifu...
>>688078448
hey yeah ive been off for a while so what have you been up too?
>>688078466
>>Crazy lewd!
That's not a bad thing I guess,
>>688078088
Mmmmmmm.....
>>688078114
Spooky
>>688078581
Not true at all.
You could totally die before turning 30
>>688078114
hot
>>688078581
oh lord
least you have all the porn you want though so its all good
>>688071982
Dinner is cooking and I just mowed the yard. I studied several hours today, did the laundry, did the dishes, and it's my day off.
Maximizing productivity doesn't mean always being productive, in the long run.
>>688078803
Probably suicide.
>>688078837
Not even bothered about that anymore.
Ugh, I hate waking up that fast.
Good morning /waifu/.
im claiming mei from overwatch
>>688079054
Good morning!
How was sleep?
>>688078466
they do that but they dont tell me
>>688078533
she pat me and said i had soft hair it was weird
>>688078709
same old same old. how about you?
>>688079030
I'll follow your path there too.
>>688079054
morning
>>688079054
morning
>>688079074
Top tier claim
Mei is bae. And a great counter to all that pseudo british filth zipping around
Only Roadhog is higher tier
>Akiko
>>688079268
oh I get it now , cool then you'll get more soon
>>688079331
>Mei is bae
More like Mei is fat. Mercy best.
>>688079030
then i guess that isnt too bad
some of jojis rap stuff isnt too bad
>>688079054
Did you take those panty shots for me yet?
>>688078790
You know it!
>>688079268
But you see it, isn't that weirder? And they don't know you see it, that's creepy.
>>688079030
>considering abandoning your waifu for either nothingness or being reincarnated
nigger what
>>688079411
Yuuko! Noooooooo
>>688079320
Just don't sue me faggot.
>>688079513
She's probably the reason I haven't yet.
>>688079268
pretty much the same aswell any plans for tonight?
>>688079331
i know right?!
>>688079468
your fat! :(
>>688079468
>More like Mei is fat.
I like to call her a Mammoth.
>>688079505
Hehe, glad that we agree.
>>688079853
Top Mei!
>Honestly Tracer's fucking voice pissed me off
>>688079236
It was about as good as one can get with stomach pains.
So-so the say the best.
How'd your day go?
>>688079320
Mornin Yuuko.
>>688079331
Mornin to you as well Akiko
>>688079505
I told you I wasn't taking any!
>>688079468
Mei isn't fat, she's chunky at best. You can see from her neck and cheecks she's actually not that fat, and with those thick clothes she must be burning mad calories
>Mercy best
>obligatory healslut comment
It's hard to be best girl when you're frozen with an icicle stuck in your cranium
>>688079853
>nice pic
Absolutely
My favorite character after Genji
>inb4 weeaboo
and Roadhog, but that's just for the sheer hilarity of oneshotting Tracers
>pic for you in case you didn't already have it
>Akiko
>>688079446
but it was awkward i dont want more
>>688079505
yeah but its their bussiness not mine
>>688079688
got rainbow six siege so thats a thing
>>688079986
>mammoth
8^)
>>688079986
she's not that hairy
>>688080081
>Nice pic
Stomach pains uh? Bad feeling trying to sleep with those.
>How'd your day go?
It was good, can't really complain.
Basically been posting in the thread and listening to music all day.
Living the dream.
>Or the nightmare
>>688080193
>"Hairy" clothes
>>688080132
it won't be awkward now
mmmmmm taco bell
>5 days until Kagami comes back
>>688080126
>thick clothes
Look at her legs. Clothes don't make curvatures like that unless they're thin and skin tight. Those are her legs, not some huge pair of snow pants making them look like thunder thighs, they are thunder thighs. She has a cute face but needs to stop eating so much fucking ice cream.
>>688080428
mmmmmm stomach cancer
>>688080390
I pressed enter for error, fuck
>>688080193
>"Hairy" clothes
>Cold
>Kinda fat
She's definitely a Mammoth
>>688079781
At work today I threw a half rack for ribs onto a pan and I heard the bones hit it.
Then I said rattle to myself.
Then I thought of you.
>rattle
>>688079986
I will almost always agree with lewd
>Almost.
>>688080081
But what bit me riding you!
>Was all that a lie to see my boobs?
>>688080132
So if I got paid to tell you, it would be ok?
Anyone here who also doesn't have a phone?
>>688080459
>hug
Don't strangle me
>>688080459
Where has he gone too?
>>688080642
Too poor for one.
>>688080427
whats changed?
>>688080608
i mean i wouldnt enjoy it but money is money
>>688080459
FeelsBadMan
>>688080608
>I will almost always agree with lewd
I agree with the almost, kek
>>688080066
i kinda like her voice
>>688080126
my favorite character is 76 ;)
>>688078264
Took a shower that felt good. You?
>>688078457
Good
>>688078803
:O
>>688080428
Heard it's pretty shitty
>>688080459
No beuno. Where did he go?
>>688080521
Probably have it already
>>688080132
oh thats sounds fun playing it alone or with friends
>>68808082
I've never had a use for one, I don't have anyone to text.
Нонна claimed. That's the one on top, not the Loli.
>>688080911
Only in a few hours
>>688080390
Ya. I guess that quesadilla was a bad idea.
And living the dream for sure there.
>>688080608
Would you me disappointed if it were?
>And riding me? I was talking about the jet ski!
>Gunna go get ready for work a bit early
>>688080911
>911
Never forget.
>Heard it's pretty shitty
Yup, goes in the same as it comes out.
>>688080850
it will be a soft pat and you will know it is coming
>>688080911
I enjoy showers quite a bit. Melancholic, going to sleep soon.
>>688081011
by myself
>>688081265
i knew it was coming and i dont think that would change it that much
>>688079986
What a sad attempt at an insult. I expected more from you Kyouko
>>688080066
This, fucking this
I don't get why they made her and her cocky arrogant squeaky pseudo-british voice the poster child for Overwatch. Her purpose in the game is literally be as annoying as possible
>>688080081
Good morning me to you. What time is it where you are?
>>688080521
Have you ever worn or even seen antarctic clothing? That stuff doubles the size of your legs and they are fit tight to conserve heat. Even so I wil admit they are pretty chunky
So she has thicc thighs, your point being?
>>688080907
Ah, soldier 76, the overwatch character who doesn't belong in overwatch. He was seriously only added to pander to csgo and CoD fags
His backstory is also one of the most generic ones "hurr durr fallen hero, muh revenge, i work from the shadows"
>Akiko
>>688080907
I just couldn't stand it for some reason.
>Albeit I hear almost the male equivalent of that daily
>My best mate is from Liverpool and he likes to go full blown cockney when the boss isn't around.
>Penny~
