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>My smut is better than your smut edition
>>687952585
Still how can I KNOW none of the ranch slipped too deep inside for me to retrieve?
>>687952034
Jumping in to say,
went from the "slack cycle" to working 32 hours. Not 5 days a week but still extremely different.
Disposable income changed me. I can get what I want when I want. I still do the same stuff I used to, just less.
Some days I wish I could go back but know I'd be put under a lot of pressure to rejob ASAP and unfortunately would. That's the thing about growin' up. Gotta do shit.
Unless you're on unemployment and/or disability.
>>687952665
how can you say it's my fault that you let slip this hypothetical ranch
>>687952845
You described yourself as having "grand" control, so really none of it should be my responsibility at all, o anal wizard.
>>687952585
I am worth nothing to myself, so I help others to convince myself I am instead worth something to someone else.
Thus I have reason for being.
>>687952156
I just meant I'd like to live my life to old age. Not that people don't want to be a hero in situations like that.
>>687953017
I'm terrified of getting old.
>>687952977
yea, grand control to keep your pizza out of my ass, even though your bestial, unrefined mastication lets loose all food material
>>687952992
you gotta learn how to live for yourself
>>687953139
I do eat ass like a monster.
>>687952992
What the fuck is it like to have that little ego?
>>687953070
It's ok, so am I. Just would rather get old than get dead.
>>687953345
Only one is inevitable.
>>687953222
I expect you to prove that statement by rimming me.
>>687953399
Both are possible. I like chances.
>>687953139
I mean there is really no reason to.
I have no hobbies.
Nothing I like at this point will ever be achievable because I either lost or threw away the opportunity to make it possible.
I have literally no reason to wake up other than the fact that my body forces me to sometimes.
I have been relying solely on talent to get me this far in my education, and I expect to fall off within the following semesters.
No passion for math and sciences rather.
The only reason why I show interest is because I know I can do it.
>>687953222
I boost it usually by bragging about my academic performance or showing off, gpa aside.
Rip.
>>687953474
If you think death isn't inevitable your last words are going to be either very defiant or very disappointed.
>>687953453
Sure thing amigo.
>>687953630
I'm not sure if it's more pathetic that you do that to begin with or that you're aware of it and continue.
I bet gay sex feels so good
>>687953737
I do not do it intentionally, but I am conscious of it.
I do not make it as obvious as it sounds, though.
>Death is inevitable...
>Better do it sooner than later!
>>687953630
most of that's untrue lol
anyway night u 2
>>687953930
Guess I am off too.
Night.
>>687953741
It might be because I'm introverted bordering on misanthropic but outside of the psychosomatic properties of it gay sex isn't that much better than just jerking off or riding a dildo.
>>687953867
I used to do that. Except I was always so lazy that I had shit grades so I could only brag about my test scores. It is pointless, though; I've realized that I'm smarter than everyone I talk to whether or not I slobber all over a scantron test or actually take it properly.
That's what you need, ENDURING ego.
>>687953901
Old age and death are both undesirable.
One of the two things can be avoided.
See the logic now?
>>687953737
Lol I'm not saying "I won't die", I just hope when I do it'll be when I'm old as shit.
>>687954023
Some people don't mind the thought. You can live happily into your 80's-90's as long as you take care of yourself.
>>687954033
But... you don't want to get old, do you? I don't see the point of living a marginally longer life if the end of it is past the point of even an approximant of your full capacities. If I could live forever I might take the tradeoff but why live through the valley of life that is old age?
>>687954023
This is how normal people feel about it. >>687954033
>>687954158
I don't have a hard and fast point on when I want my life to end. I just plan to choose the point at which it does.
>>687954199
This is a weird place to use "normal" as an expression of approval.
>sun is coming up
>i haven't slept yet
I don't like this
>>687954199
:D
Yay I'm (marginally) normal
>>687954279
>Implying I approve of normality
>Implying I even agree with him
>>687954291
That is my default state. I love sleeping through daylight.
>>687954366
Then what's your point?
>>687954399
I've never stayed up past 4. This is scary
I don't like this
I agree with this statement and I've been working 7 in the morning for the past 11 months
>>687954459
*til 7
Present your butts
>>687954399
My point is you're not normal.
>>687954455
I woke up at 8 PM today. This is how I love to exist, waking from sunset until sunrise and sleeping until it's dark again. I think I'm allergic to sunlight.
>>687954554
hi nibbles
>>687954590
No doubt.
>>687954611
Hay gay
>>687954611
I can't get away with that shit in this house
>>687954722
What do you mean? I work on weekdays and I still revert to it whenever I've got any time off.
>>687954711
how're you doing
>>687954852
my mom complains when I sleep in till 2
>>687954904
Oh right, some of you don't have disturbingly egalitarian relationships with your parents.
>>687954852
Im bored
>>687954975
my relationship with my dad leans more toward that
my mom's kind of a prick
>>687955074
My dad is irrelevant. I have never done anything my mom has wanted me to do unless she has convinced me through argument that it is worth doing. My brother has never done anything my mom has wanted him to do unless he already wanted to do it.
>>687955038
Take a furry picture, magnify it a bunch and hump your computer screen.
>>687955203
what a happy household that sounds like
>>687955296
Oh it's amazing. My brother and I grew up with literally no respect for or even acknowledgment of authority.
>>687955203
Nah dude, I already fapped.
After a week that was relieving.
>>687953345
>>687954549
>ywn be forced to worship horse cocks while being bred by dog cocks
>>687952599
>My smut is better than your smut edition
MY SMUT IS MUCH BETTER THAN YOURS
MY SMUT CAN WALK RIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR
>>687955447
>mfw I dunno what ywn means
>>687955376
Oh I thought you were stopping entirely. Limiting it to only ever so often is probably healthy actually.
>>687955481
Porn shouldn't be locomoting that's probably bad.
>>687955357
and then you grew up to hang out in gay animal sex threads on the internet
what does the future hold
>>687955620
WITH A FEELING SO PURE
IT'S GOT YOU SCREAMING OUT FOR MORE
sup?
>>687955637
Which I'd consider to be a black mark on my upbringing except that the backgrounds of my fellow posters aren't necessarily similar.
>>687955715
I'm hungry. I was hungry hours ago but I didn't get up to get food because I've made myself too comfortable.
>>687955620
My libido is extremely high, I could not outright stop.
I already feel like jerking it again.
wheat thins>triscuits
>>687955833
i've always sort of had that thought
you put it in words
>>687955865
I regularly want to go again after I've just done but don't have much desire after a few days without.
>>687955879
Pistols at dawn you fucking PLEBEIAN.
>>687955898
I have the best words.
- god emperor
>>687955833
This is how it ends
>>687955948
It bothers me like every two hours. I just use anger as a surrogate outlet.
>>687956018
Slumped into a comfortable chair with my legs up on an end table covered in a blanket? Is this how I die, nef? Not from valor or idiocy overwhelming, but because I just can't be bothered? What pestilence could fell a healthy specimen such as myself save for sheer idleness, the hands of which are the devil's workshop and the products of which are his greatest weapons. I have undone myself.
>>687956143
Wow, that explains a shitton about you.
>>687955948
Get your rodent feed outta here. I'd eat cardboard w/ seasoning before I take another bite of that God forsaken "food"
>>687956240
This cannot be settled with words. One of us shall not be waking up come the next sun.
Puppers come back :(
>>687956302
Then go to bed earlier tonight
>>687956188
You die of crippling comfort
By the time the hunger pangs and dehydration become painful and uncomfortable enough to outweigh the warm, comfy chair/blanket combo, you'll be too weak to get up.
I have a horrible ear infection and fixed my mums computer. My brother might be moving in with me later in the year
>>687956188
Okay?
>>687956400
No, I need to shoot you first.
>>687956451
What an ignoble passing.
I can't imagine your brother moving in is something you're looking forward to but I could be wrong.
>>687956501
Just explains the rather frequent rage.
>>687956559
With your gun you wish you had
>>687956559
Mixed feelings. He's alright, but that's in small doses. I have the unpleasant idea that constant exposure may prove to be grating.
>>687956710
Say what?
>>687956780
I find constant exposure to almost anyone unholy, but I'm generally introverted to begin with.
>>687956559
k
>>687956832
You wouldn't shoot an unarmed civilian. I dindu nuffin
>>687956832
There are a small handful of people I can deal with all the time. They pretty much consist of the wench and spawn
>>687957015
I wouldn't if you're white.
>>687957035
Don't you suppose that's out of necessity though
>>687957015
WE
>>687957142
WUZ
KANGS
>>687957225
>>687957229
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
>>687957076
Well I'm sure there's another few but I've never experienced constant exposure to them, so I wouldn't know
the fuck
demos go to work
>>687957296
*Raps in Ebonics*
GO TO BED
>>687957329
I can barely abide constant exposure to my favorite people in the world.
>>687957345
Racist memes god do you even white supremacist
>>687957397
hol up is you be saying
no demo zone
I CANT
>>687957076
>Be white male
>6'1"
So many privledges
well that is alarming
>>687957460
Then I'd only shoot you if you did something dastardly like forced yourself on me.
Or I might not.
>>687957426
That's because you're not a social butterfly like me.
I force myself to interact with people so I can avoid becoming a misanthropic weirdo hermit
well i'll be on track for tonight now
if i stay awake throughout the day
>>687957426
i dont think you will
last time i pulled an all nighter i couldnt make it past 6 and then i was a wreck
but then thats me so
>>687957569
...while eating wheat thins tho
well i've never pulled an all nighter and wasn't planning to at all, i just saw the sun come up and was like ah shit
so this will be fun!
>>687957607
I love interacting with people, in fact I crave it, but if I'm around any group of people with enough frequency I learn to hate them
>>687957628
The historical record does in fact indicate that this man existed
t. goldstein
>>687957724
I kid I actually like wheat thins. Don't have a strong preference. They're just there for putting cheese on in any case.
>>687956400
Bork bork
i want to do an all nighter with you ;_;
so needy
>>687957801
:D
>>687957799
What kind of cheese?
>>687957799
*Rubs hands menacingly*
well excuse me
>>687957799
Oh I hate them all the time.
I just do it anyway
I've gotten very good at the internal screaming thing
i joke
quick find that comic of the dog barking angrily but its saying I LOVE YOU YOURE THE BEST SEE YOU WHEN YOU GET HOME
>>687957943
Anything from dibrunos.
>>687957979
Oy vey sounds in the distance.
>>687957998
I never hate people I've just met unless they are very very stupid.
>>687957943
What up Azure
>>687958111
Azure is someone else.
>>687958077
Im going to play Blazblue, byebye.
>>687958077
I tend to hate everyone I meet, until they prove themselves alright
>>687958210
Win or don't come back.
>>687958230
Yeah I'm quite the opposite. Optimistic about people until they prove to be terrible. But I end up hating people who aren't terrible given enough time.
>>687958146
I don't think Azure is anyone else.
It's a color though. Blue. Like Cobalt.
>>687958077
A brand I assume?
>>687958111
>>687958146
There someone else using this name? If so I could change
Azure is someone else but they don't really go by Azure here
nor do they even really come here anymore
>>687958313
And you claim to have been here for 7 years? Azure is a poster. He is norwegian.
>>687958359
Yes, they're from Philly's italian market.
Nobody else uses cobalt.
>>687958367
>>687958388
he was here the other day and was using azure and coffee both.
>>687958313
I thought it was a pun, just making sure
>>687958437
The fuck
I lurk as much as possible and yet miss pretty much everything
>>687958489
To be fair I was surprised to, he doesn't seem to come often but he told me he's here about once a week.
>>687958549
well fuck
who else is still around
>>687958637
Some person
Correct.
>>687958637
There was an extremely, extremely old poster here the other day, who has apparently contracted HIV, who did not use namesync and refused to remind me who he was. He posted tonnura-san as an avatar so I know for a fact he's someone I knew, and he had all sorts of screencaps of the TC, back when that existed.
>>687958774
That's spooky as shit
I remember when the old Fry came around and gave me a seal of approval
>>687958887
We had to give Avery that when he started using hobbes.
>>687958774
oh yeah, he put getting pozzed as some "small shit" right
>>687958929
He wore it well.
Once I googled Freklz to see what would come up and his old Reddit profile came up, cached because he deleted it. Couple saucy things in there.
>>687958999
Yes, and I started yelling at him as being an enabler of the perpetuation of the worst STI in human history.
>>687959030
Was he a fag before coming here?
>>687958437
He went by Coffee as well?
I remember someone named coffee or something, but I have never seen anyone called Azure in a thread, ever.
>>687958442
It was supposed to be a pun. Don't worry, you're still unique-ish
>>687959116
Think so.
I knew it was him cus 90% of the comments were about fuckin drums.
>>687959116
>Was he a fag before coming here?
Is that even questionanble?
>>687959172
Azure is always in his tripcode.
>>687959181
That's hilarious.
>>687959190
Yeah but he PRETENDED for such a long time.
oh.
>>687959232
Avery...
>>687959232
>6:51 AM
>>687959362
>>687959443
My WiFi dropped mid-upload.
>>687959172
That's Aladeen news
Hm
>>687959466
>>687959546
I think it's safe to assume this is not him based on the profile image
>>687959600
Well yeah no shit
but it's funny
>>687959181
Kind of off topic but wouldn't it be better to post Ichi instead of Choro considering the theme?
>>687959627
I'd be more amused by his actual reddit.
>>687959222
Oh, yeah I've seen him. I don't call people by their tripcodes though, I call them by their name. Unless their only name is a tripcode
>>687959685
He has occasionally used only his tripcode. It is also his steam name. That image is awful.
>>687959653
The theme of what
>>687959668
I wish I fucking saved it
>>687959809
I'm so glad my name here was used here first.
>>687959867
I'm still scrubbing the shit I left behind when I was 11 on Google. Some stuff will literally never go away. Unless Photobucket closes or something
>>687959809
Furry thread when Ichi is pretty much a furry. It doesn't really matter just found it more fitting.
>>687959966
I've always been very cautious and most of my more embarrassing shit is permanently eradicated, fortunately.
>>687960031
This is a furry thread like Taco Bell is a Mexican restaurant.
>>687960083
My biggest problem is that I can't get into accounts that use an email address that I don't have anymore, but it's not anything incriminating so it can stay.
I found my username and password in a Miniclip data leak though so that was interesting.
>>687960350
>This is a furry thread like Taco Bell is a Mexican restaurant.
So... technically?
>>687960350
Furaffinity just had a data leak and is forcing password changes, but I don't have any idea what the email I used for that is even though I still go there occasionally. Nothing embarrassing there or anything but now it's just stuck.
>>687960445
Aren't they just gonna shut that place down anyway
>>687960442
That'd be accurate.
>>687960487
God willing they take every other furfag website with it.
>>687960528
The pandemonium when Bad Dragon shuts down
>>687960611
I know at least two people who will kill themselves.
>>687960611
Pls no
Three.
>>687960665
>>687960772
Stream it.
>>687960445
I had the same issue. The problem is the email I used is gone but still there but the recovery page doesn't think it exists anymore but says it still exists. I cant even rember all the artist that I am following.
>>687960797
That is obligatory of course.
>>687960826
Mine MIGHT exist but I've no way to be sure.
>>687960772
Wouldn't kms, just be very sad. Until an alternative appears
>>687960923
I own a bd toy and despite that can't quite fathom the obsession with them. I've used it and it felt good but I literally bought it over another dildo because at this point it's a meme.
I just had gay secks. pic semi related
There is an alternative but they're horrifyingly anatomically correct
>>687961086
zeta or something?
>>687961081
>>687953741
well that was fast
>>687961012
I have three, not necessarily because NEED but more for the LDR BF.
A small, medium and a butt
>>687961159
Yeah something like that
>>687961198
I just got it to meme with man. Putting it up my asshole is a nice side benefit.
I don't know if I'll get any more I like guns way better.
>>687961208
I only vaguely recall them
Image cap later fags I need to eat
>>687961298
later babe
>>687961159
gfur threads made me do it
>>687960031
he has to post choro cause demo posts oso
>>687961298
I've not got to the point where I can easily use it yet. Need more practice.
