Waifu Claim Thread
Rules:
>Claim your WaifuHusbando
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is not /b/, This is /Waifu/
>Most importantly have fun
>claiming yume
Michiru #1
Signed,
The Thigh High Master.
>>687799073
I'm not much into lol
>haven't downloaded it yet
>>687799045
I'm speaking of this. Your legend has yet to reach these ears. What level math?
>>687799073
What server?
>>687798991
God bless you I needed this in my life.
>>687799161
Hey, that's good news. How's the view looking this morning?
best suit girl claimed
>>687799240
ok then
im in math 1 lol
>>687799240
Nice and clear, with a chance of too damn hot in the afternoon again.
It's only 11:30pm and I'm sleepy.
Amateur tip: eat breakfast and drink water before run, unlike me
>Shiro
>>687799219
oh well we have kyle
>>687799240
NA kyle
>>687799284
nice ball lol
QOTT: Ferrero Rocher or Mon Chéri?
Sitting in a chair at the party, suppressing the urge to vomit.
>a bottle of rum in 2 hours does that
>>687799141
mandatory cc claim
ooo, my rules, and look at the first rule
>>687798481
seems rather shit, but i've only looked for 12 seconds on google
>>687798482
looks like something i would throw at someone to annoy them
>>687798603
UK-fag
>>687798639
Uk-fag, do you know what crumpets are?
>>687799161
Not? Is that the safe word? So yes means no.
I never knew you were into this kind of fun.
>That's ok, I like this too.
>
literally perfect
>>687799386
The former, all day.
>>687799386
Mon Chéri
its rare to find it here, so i like it more
>>687799401
Hey, I just copy and paste them. If they're messed up, blame the person I copied.
>>687799431
Jesus Mizore, are you trying for 2 days in a row here?
>>687799386
Ferrero Rocher since i used to hold the world record for chocking on 7 at once
>>687799401
corn dogs are good nigga
>>687799327
>math 1
Literally zero idea what that entails
>never attended public school
>>687799379
Shiro you dummy, make sure you're hydrated at least. That's how you start throwing up.
>>687799354
This weekend is actually a nice, chilly 90 degrees for us here.
>>687799380
SkyCerberus, add me kyle
>>687799401
Having been to England once, I do actually know, but really only because of that. You gotta try one, man. Most food thought of as "American" is utter shit but corn dogs are a gift from the gods.
>>687799395
>bathroom
>vomit
>feel better
>drink water
>>687799543
Two? That's weak, let's go for ten days
>>687798434
>https://imgur.com/a/RcCXK
Why is your taste so good?
They're fucking excavating in your mouth. Glad that has never happened. Colgate everyday
>Best idol claimed.
>>687799395
My hero
>>687799380
Even if you had fucking Donald Trump with you, I wouldn't want to play lol
I just don't like the game..
>>687799379
I personally prefer eating just after my run~
>>687799591
>never attended public school
>tfw
you got a steam or something so I can tell you lol
claimed
>>687799386
Ferrero Rocher for me personally.
>>687799543
>blame the person I copied.
>i made the pasta
how can i blame myself?
>>687799556
are they now?
>>687799591
>gift from the gods
you must have some lousy gods
>>687799691
Same here, I'm absolutely religious about my dental hygiene. I brush my teeth a bare minimum of twice a day.
>>687799710
Yeah, buttsgalore, I'm not sure if we're already friends there or not.
>>687799591
the league of losers is getting its start kyle :o
>>687799708
oh my :(
>>687799595
MILF
>>687799868
>league of kyles
>>687799591
Now I'm locked out of house with only 38% left on mobile.
>Shiro
>>687799591
>Chilly
>90
Can I assume Florida or something?
>>687799596
>Ten
You'll be lucky if you manage 2. 1 was impressive as it were! 10 is like hitting the lotto twice in a row!
>>687799691
Years upon years of diverse music searching!
>My old ipod is a fucking mess though holy shit
Never let it happen. It's a terrible thing.
>>687799858
The same way we all do.
>BIRB, THOSE PIGEONS ARE BACK AND I CAN HEAR THEM COOING!
>>687799923
Shiro you dummy, how did you even pull that off?
>renge
>>687799860
So THATS buttsgalore is alright
>>687799496
Literally godtier pick.
>>687799532
They are rare too here and the reason I thought about the question is that I bought some.
I still can't decide between them, I like both equally.
>>687799556
At least you would die happy.
>which part of the ferrerro is the head????
>>687800036
>>687799860
That's who*
>>687799911
nice numbers kyle
>kyle
>>687799963
I'm sure I can show you all kinds of impressive things, arent you a little tempted to find out what? See what I can do?
>and feel what I can do
>>687799969
Im at my grandma's house, thought I grabbed the right key before leaving, but think I got my grandma's car key and not house key.
>Shiro
>>687799858
i'll feed you corn dogs like yui and i fed each other sandwiches
>>687800038
i think the fat part :o
>>687799061
>>687798930
Yep, it was for russian.
>>687799240
Math 1? Meaning what exactly? Just spit it out comrade
>>687799395
Being in that state really sucks.
>>687799923
You grabbed her car key, lol, how'd you mess that one up?
>>687799386
i'm too much of cheap-ass to eat either
>jenny claim
>>687800123
Check the windows check the back door, if it's an old house you could use a card to open the door, or a stick if their is a big enough gap between the door and frame
>>687798434
Yeah I may do that, I'll see how my internet goes for a few days.
I'm completely lost in replies. To that guy asking about my art, yeah I'll post some when I can. I just need to practise a bit, but I'll be in these threads often.
>>687799963
>PIGEONS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0xDI4skR7g
>>687800038
cherish them
>>687800205
then i guess you want corn dog puke clothing from now on
Goodnight everyone.
Claimed
I'm here
>>687800242
Idk, I was just going out and grabbed a key. I remember my dad something about a key with a butterfly on it, and that's one I grabbed.
>>687800274
White neighborhood, and since I have ear buds in they may mistake me as a disguised black man.
I suppose I could take them out.
>>687800457
I wish upon you warm, lengthy dreams of you and Kirino.
>Shiro
>>687800321
>>687798660
I think that's the right reply aimed at you.
>>687798639
People will hear
Mio (I think I've caught up with the replies)
>>687800413
i'll mail you corn dogs for christmas, add me on steam we'll talk about the details
>>687800457
later gator
>>687800459
whos the qt on the bottom right?
>>687800091
I might be, but I have quite the wall you'd have to get past to get me into another lewd mood!
>>687800321
Make sure they check it afterwards to, as it may need a small dampener to not fry the modem.
>>687800413
What the literal fuck. Why did I laugh at that?
>>687799596
Been drinking water between.
>>687800242
Ill live
>>687800413
just eat one they're good
>>687800457
Goodnight Kirino, sleep well
>>687800459
Hey Akiko, how's your day going?
>>687800070
Thanks kyle
>>687800123
Oh Shiro you poor fool. Well, call somebody or just breakin, whichever is easier for you.
>>687800036
Indeed, that's me.
>>687799963
Georgia, so not far off.
>>687800620
>merely encouraging him
>>687800666
SATAN SPEAKS
>>687800584
Onii-chan
He's a pretty cool guy
>>687800620
Okay, thanks for the advice I appreciate it
>>687799860
Renge, you know what's up. After having that scare with gingivitis, I got my stuff together.
>>687799963
Hey it makes finding stuff fun. A little mixture of everything. Never know what'll pop up next. Kek, will do
>>687800687
kyle
>>687800666
anti god says corn dogs
>>687800727
nice to meet you
>>687800687
Doing good fam, been playing OW with the guys, winning about 70% of our games
Kotori is godlike McREEEEE
>>687800815
Thanks, nice to meet you too Kagami
>>687800687
Close enough indeed.
>Implying it's not a tad interesting
>>687800762
Sure thing, hope it works out.
>>687800765
I need to go on another hunt for good stuff. It's been too long.
>I wonder if Monstercat has their mid year album out yet
>NOW THERE'S 2 PIGEONS!
As well, heading home and jogging after. May be back afterwards!
Best type moon claimed.
>>687800530
Fuck what people think, just try and get inside.
>>687800620
Oh but didn't we agree holes in the walls can be covered with curtains? We can have so much fun together
>alone, behind closed walls
>>687800662
Good. You'll die if you dont.
>>687800946
i saved this one already :o
>>687800584
i would rather not
>>687800620
because we're all sadistic
>>687800666
well... if satan says so
>>687801061
Thanks, I sure hope it does too
>>687801085
......okay, I'll give it to you, that was smooth as velvet.
>>687799868
Sorry...
>>687801294
Top notch.
>>687801213
Oh so your into velvet rope?
>I'll be sure to get some for us.
>>687801061
I was actually born in Orlando, too. I've been in the southeast my whole life, and this same town for 19 years. Also I've never had the slightest inclination to do anything that could be remotely construed as ERP, but that's just because of
reasons
>inb4 kyle calls me kyle again
>>687801118
my steam name is corndogmaster000
>>687801233
i forgive you
>>687801461
kyle
>>687801103
I know
>>687801512
>goatse
>>687800254
Hey roboto.
Pleb taste buds does good for the wallet.
>>687800457
See you later, Kiri
>>687800459
Akiko, monica, watcha have planned for today?
>>687800530
Lol, it happens. I remember one time I was looking for my phone and I used the flashlight...on my phone to find it. It took minute. After that I decided going to sleep would be ideal for survival.
>>687800584
Please time stamp for sender and receiver, this you must do
>>687800662
Yes you will. Letting go works too.
>>687801085
This aint my first rodeo
>>687799386
Mozartkugel.
>>687801480
the 0's are corndogs
nice
>>687801685
I've never been to a rodeo.
>or a party
>>687801669
are you asking me for nudes? just pm me on steam
>>687801762
i take my corndogs very serious
>>687800620
thats what I love to see
>>687801233
I would follow her butt
>>687801829
do you
or do the dice want you to take corn dogs seriously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbHY7vBAp4o
>>687801829
Lolwut? I meant the corn dog exchange between you two. It'll make this thread feel tangible and it's good for memories
>>687801859
>
>>687801669
If I let go then everything goes and I no longer have a job.
>>687801708
What is this? Literally first time I'm reading about them but they look delicious.
>>687802115
>>687802238
he hasnt added me on steam, but i will mail anyone corndogs for christmas if they want
>>687801061
Take me along too, always looking for new songs. Monsetrcat has been lackluster as of late. Kek, see ya then.
>>687801669
o shit waddup?
>literally forgot about thread
>again
>>687801859
>
>>687801480
Than you, great one
>>687802599
Thank*
>>687802115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6eVlmka2j8
>>687802266
Austrian candy from Salzburg, the birthplace of Mozart.
It's a pretty beautiful place during the summer, at least judging from that vacation a few years back.
>>687802422
Nice dubs. If you mail me corn dogs, I'll mail you a dog made of corn, not to scale of course
>>687802564
Happens all the time. I slept on two of these threads before and I feel nothing.
Well, my grandma found me outside, and brought me a fruit bowl. Breakfast and inside house, what a great deal. Should've asked for password for computer before she left.
>Shiro
>>687801645
That's my fetish
>
>>687801669
Just gaming with the bois
Ovewatch is pretty fucking fun with friends
>>687802517
pantyshots are not always great
>>687802599
does she even wear panties?
fuck it, imma go shower
hopefully i would of thought of something to buy by the time i come out
>>687802736
sorry, im rushing a bit, couldnt find a song for u
though imma listen to this in the shower
i dont know what we went over this semester
im fucked
>>687802599
looking good megu
>>687802798
add me on steam
>>687803082
its high school nerd
>>687802918
>That's my fetish
I thought you share the facesitting fetish man
>Ovewatch is pretty fucking fun with friends
>friends
thats disgusting
>>687803098
the legs are real
>>687802949
Depends on the artist
>>687803117
>megu
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>687802958
No problem at all, have a good one then.
>>687803082
You could always ask your fellow students, no?
>>687802949
Was focusing on the butt thing.
>>687802798
>and i feel nothing
absolutely brutal
but in all seriousness i forget all the time. i often do alot of stuff in the background when browsing /waifu/
I'm back from Gamestop
>>687802949
If you like panty shots you should watch yzq: Hana no uta, it makes it into an artform.
>>687803286
I don't know any of them
I have a friend from middle school in the same class but I don't have number
>>687803327
I love butts
>>687803231
and depending on the game?
>>687803327
panties ruined it
>>687803434
i don't like them
most of them time
>>687803206
My fetish is ass and butt stuff
And kneesocks and miniskirts
Pretty tame but we all like what we like
>friends
Bros, the guys, fellow autists. It's all the same
I meant that
>>687803493
Sorry I think I'm having a heatstroke, read your post as "pantyshots are always great"
>>687803231
frogger
>>687803417
what did u get?
>>687803451
Butte are gr8
>>687803493
Would you prefer the lewd one?
>>687803493
It's not specified
>>687803662
Now that's just insulting me
>>687803662
This sweet fucker
>>687803451
Best butt I got on mobile. Ask if you want more, got nudes of her from a friend.
>Shiro
>>687802918
Real fukkin neato, kiddo. I bought borderlands presequel for the same reason. It was also on sale for twelve dollars on this website I forgot the name about
>>687803082
Ask the students, don't be embarrassed. Even if you were voted for "most likely to commit mass murder" just ask.
>>687803117
Kk, lemme get on pc. First time doing the chans on desktop
>>687803889
What's this, a butt for ants?
>>687803921
oh snap
>>687803889
stop
>>687803884
nice weeb game :o
>>687803789
i love you :*
>>687803889
Nah I'm good for now
>>687803957
As I said, received from a friend.
>>687804026
No.
>Shiro
>>687804026
>dat fucking pic
>kek
>>687804026
correct, not even expensive like how it is on amazon, but still costs too damn much
Ahahaha, wow, I hate myself.
>>687803451
That's a bit odd, you're in the same boat and don't talk with them?
>>687803417
hey chara, i was wondering. i just started undertale and I'm curious as to what kind of run a newcomer should do? should i just go with what i feel like?
>>687804131
im gonna cry
>>687804211
:(
>>687804190
:o
>>687804342
I'm sorry.
>Shiro
>>687804269
Yes, just do what it feels like. You'll probably start off with a neutral run like everyone else.
>>687804342
aww, don't cry. I cried enough yesterday
>>687804451
Went full pacifist on first run
Still need to actually go do genocide run
>renge
>>687804451
alright. thanks
im off for now, gonna go lose with kyle
>>687804547
>mfw I'm spoiling /waifu/ the genocide run whenever I'm posting
>>687804634
Question for character creation...
Long hair or short hair?
this is my waifu. and maybe akeno...
>>687803527
>And kneesocks and miniskirts
zettai ryōiki is the best thing
>>687803631
i can't read either don't worry
>>687803700
no
>>687803789
thats why there are no panties
>>687804451
On one of my "stay awake until you die" benders I played undertale completely. Did the neutral run.
Watch cryaotic do full pacifist run, and right as I finished watching him I saw pewdiepie had uploaded all his undertale run videos "5 minutes ago"
>I did not watch his upload.
Still haven't done genocide or watched genocide.
If anyone cares, this is how many CDs my grandpa owns. Each container is filled to the brim, just thought I'd share because its oretty neat. Fuck mobile, getting on computer now.
>Shiro
>>687805002
Pretty*
>>687803117
Feeling a bit sketched out, friend. Your name doesn't show.
>>687803410
Same boat. I'm sure it's fine. On clover app, there's a notification setting on it. I don't use it though.
>>687803527
Holy crap, those are my fetishes too! With the addition of red hair
>>687805138
cool cat saves the konata
>>687804990
I don't see what Pewdiepie has to do with this. Did he like... take an existing run and just voiced it or what? I mean I just don't watch that much youtube altogether
Well then, don't watch or play it. I probably won't spoil it to you
howdy folks
>>687805253
WcFucking murder yourself.
>>687804718
i can't use 4chan on phone. i just use it for calling people and googling stuff when i'm too lazy to boot my laptop
>>687804718
I'm gonna say long.
>>687805223
It was just, I had nothing to do with undertale until that day. And then after all that pewdiepie posted all the videos right then. I found it as a very strange coincidence. I guess it just makes sense to me.
>>687805442
Alrighty, long hair it is then. I just couldn't decide between some hairstyles
>>687805552
Oh, kek
Coincidences do happen at the strangest times.
>>687805177
What'd I do exactly?
>>687805442
I'd do about the same if had a laptop
>>687805678
http://steamcommunity.com/id/DamnSquiddy/
>>687805634
hair always triggers me in games. i often get autistic if it doesn't match my characters theme.
>that looks cool
>but now my character is a fuccboy
>well shit
>>687805678
boot times are literally half the reason i installed ubuntu before i got a smartphone
>>687806218
I knooow! Well I always play female characters so as long as I don't get some ridiculous hairstyles like twintails which make my character look like a Loli while she's a fucking war princess I don't mind most styles
>>687805972
Kek, I thought you were referring to me as the cool cat. I added you just now, scratch the dog made of corn, I'll think of something
>>687806218
The more you know
>>687806578
There a problem with loli?
Back. Only did half a mile, legs feel too weak to have gone further.
Victory well deserved
>>687806846
Its all about the strats
>>687806809
Not at all. Only a Loli doesn't fit a battlefield. I actually love lolis but... not on battlefields...
>>687806578
>i always play female character
Yeah, i pretty much stick to females most of the time. at least then i can look at someone that looks exactly how i want.
>>687806829
Welcome back.
I kinda wish I had you as a running partner.
>We could shower each other off.
>>687806846
That was a great game to be in
>>687807111
>mfw I play females because I want to be female
>mfw I create the perfect character
>It hurts
>>687807115
What about me, we'd be good running partners.
>>687807351
We can run in the rain. That's the best time to run!
>Mizore
