How it feels to chew 5 gum.
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>How it feels to chew 5 gum.
throwback
>>687793879
It seems more purple than the way you normally type.
>>687793901
Jesus christ, gayfur?
also how do I prevent my boyfriends dick from making me bleed internally
>>687793789
>>>687793679
>Furry meetup and fuck
got a link?
>>687793949
nah he has a life now
>>687794042
who the fuck is it posting his creepy avatar
>>687793949
I dont like to bother, because its most often ignored or people are not worth it.
I rather assign some dumb faggot a meme or few word response.
>>687794110
Also you got mad at me using big words the other day so it's generally unexpected.
>>687794169
Yeah, but thats because I know you can read them.
>>687794260
I'm not actually literate at all, my cat walks on the keyboard and I've gotten lucky so far.
>>687794304
Oh hey razor how's your twitch career going
more anteater plush
Fuck me gently
>>687794349
razors not here mrs torrence
>>687794424
WHO ARE YOU
>>687794407
>>687794395
hello boys
>>687794395
nah
>>687794459
a monument to all your sins?
>>687794307
Thats a step up from the reddit fags who populate this site these days.
>>687794505
please
it gives me life
>>687794459
good morning boy
>>687794564
You are not just a construct! You are a man!
>>687794558
>>687794607
how's it going
>>687794579
my cat's random typing thinks /b/ was never good
>>687794607
life is pain
>>687794692
Oh, you know me. Always unsatisfied with something.
>>687794692
or am i a cat?
>>687794844
What now, gote?
>>687794899
We're all cats. Smarty?
>>687794692
it goes good, just wish i had a little extra time before i go to werk
>>687794709
it can be
especially if you fall on the ground and hurt yourself
>>687794692
Too much moralfag
>>687794959
I wish I had more work to do.
>>687794922
Well, I could make a list of things, but because of those things, I have no motivation to make that list, so there's a catch-22.
>>687795004
okay stairs
>>687794993
Too much shitposter and endless streams of porn requests.
>>687795053
You are the saddest man.
>>687795062
Nothing like that. I have very little to do and I need more money.
>>687794922
you'll never know now
>>687795105
you're killing me here
inb4 it's jproc not using his trip again
he'd be on steam, I think
We
>>687795284
Need
>>687795096
Not true, I am one of many.
>>687795298
Spiderman
>>687795158
you could say Ive been here all summer
going to olive garden at 11
>>687795325
Saddest man I personally know.
>>687795393
GO TO THE FUCKING GUN STORE YOU FUCK
>>687795331
sasygtersyheh`
>>687795449
or maybe a couple summers
>>687795529
Grabbin my dahl desert thunder
>>687795529
you're venerable. But I assume you're not dahl.
>>687795569
SCALESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>687795096
There's always been shitposts tho.
There's more shills though
>>687795632
I might go if someone goes with me
>>687795639
After a board reaches a certain size, shitposting becomes the default. /v/, /pol/, and of course /b/ all suffer from this
>>687795719
I don't live near you. Or have a car.
>>687795632
not venerable enough to remember apparently
hey guys hows it goin?
>>687795839
>>687793982
I'd accept the bleeding if I had a bf and it went away eventually. I can't fit anything bigger than my index finger in deep enough to reach my prostate without instant pain.
>>687795816
I'm trying my damndest to remember who posted tonnura san but it's not ringing a bell.
>>687795950
Use an actual anal lube. regular lube aint thick enough to prevent you from being in pain.
>>687795756
ugh
>>687795950
well it's unsettling cause my blood does have something that'll transfer to him given enough contact with it
>>687795957
nah it's good. I don't shitpost enough to be remembered anyway
>>687796103
fuck you mods!!
>>687796106
I KNOW who you are though the name just isn't coming to me.
yeah fuck the mods they're too blame for this
>>687796226
How the fuck are you solving the captchas so fast AND picking an image to upload?
>>687796335
idk the fucking catchas keep resetting its fucking weird af
>>687796166
it's not a big deal
>>687796220
squeak
gonna go other bro left cya
>>687796491
I wish to know
>>687796546
there u r
>>687796547
phil collins
>>687796106
what's wrong?
>>687796029
I use petroleum jelly, don't have any personal lubricant. Any recommendations that are semi-inconspicuous to own?
>>687796633
I didn't know we had legendary singers here
>>687795756
>Anything that becomes popular
>>687796794
It's why gay sex was better before they all came out.
>>687796655
it rhymes with h.i.schmee
>>687796730
nah I'm actually paul walker
>>687796996
RIP
>>687796858
I dont know what gaysex is like so I cant judge.
>>687796996
sucks dude, how did you get it?
>>687796029
>>687796668
I don't feel like it's a problem with friction, I haven't had a fissure in a really long time. Anything with girth or hardness to it just makes me feel irritated and my hole immediately tightens up once it hits my prostate. This really sucks cause I can't stand to anally masturbate and I could not be a virgin by now if I didn't pussy out, I half hoped a guy was gonna rape me cause he was really into it but I just couldn't get comfortable
>>687797062
well I never had it before the sexual revolution obviously but I ASSUME
imaa look for a loli thread cya,wait....dubs=i leave this thread!!
>>687797036
>>687797044
>implying it's the 80's
>>687797091
my ex didn't know he had it either. *spoiler*
>>687797062
Gay sex is awesome. Getting fucked by a real cock is infinitely better than a toy. and screwing a butt? mmm so tight n warm
demosuck
>>687797317
or maybe he just claims he didn't so you wouldn't sue the shit out of him?
>>687797317
Man that's the struggle I almost got it too dodged a fucking bullet.
Fuck queers.
>>687797384
psh I'm not that much a dick to sue someone over small shit, but I'm going to assume he didnt know either cause he jumped on meds real quick after I told him
>>687797402
that's the way to get it
>>687797373
>>687797557
"small shit"?
>>687797143
Thanks Obama
>>687797359
I rather hump butts
>>687797570
Why is the green one trying to blind himself?
>>687797557
That said, you shouldn't be having sex with someone who doesn't have it since you do. That's irresponsible, whether or not you're doing it safely. If everyone with HIV literally just stopped fucking people without it it'd be gone in a generation.
>>687797717
I assume it's obama's fault yes. He's black and the president.
>>687797557
Infecting someone with HIV is "small shit"?
>>687797725
he has issues
>>687797709
meh other than it ending my military career I just take a pill every day
>>687797780
>June is national homofaggot day
>>687797874
Isn't it nigger music appreciation month or something
>>687797717
You can hump mine :3
>>687797787
#modernmedicine
>>687797780
as long as it's suppressed it's rather difficult to spread
>>687797780
>If everyone with HIV literally just stopped fucking people without it it'd be gone in a generation.
They should just do what I do and jerk it to porn.
>>687797948
I don't care. It is impossible to spread if you don't fuck the guy. HIV can be defeated by responsibility alone but apparently that's not an option, expecting people to be responsible isn't an option.
>>687798029
Or fuck other people who have it, but honestly? Yeah.
>>687797811
dont romance the cat
fat cat chet thinks you're scary
>>687798109
always romance the cat
>>687797948
Which is not flawless and does not guarantee a complete stop in the virus' progression or your ability to infect others. You are incredibly irresponsible.
>>687798108
>implying there will never be std's
>>687798240
the cat looks like a nerd like you
>>687797915
Its LGBT pride month, I dont know about the chimp music appreciation.
>>687797939
You probably have AIDS
>>687798311
STDs will always exist. HIV is an exceptional case.
>>687798324
Boss nigger said something about that.
>>687798312
i'm the cutest nerd
>>687798442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qud4fT_B3VI
>>687798511
well i know who i'm sending this to
>>687798108
People get off on giving it to others too.
>>687798406
Hes probably trying to stir up as much shit as he can before he leaves office.
>>687798582
The old simpsons is the best and makes up most of my knowledge of america
The Australian episode is one of the best bits of comedy ever
>>687798626
Bugchasers need to be fucking gassed. And yeah I think obama's stopped giving a third of a fuck.
sup, anyone up for a new thread? gonna post some butts
>>687793789
>>>687793679
>Furry meetup and fuck
got a link?
nobody make a new thread
>>687798854
it was furrymap.net but it's not really a "furry meetup and fuck"
>>687798934
Sugg my digggg :DDDDDDDDDDDD
