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waifu claim thread

>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules
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>kicked from discord
Thanks guys
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Claimed again. Hey everyone
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Claimed

Still here

Still at work

Also >>687629665 Shiro in case you didn't see my last post in previous thread, I don't even know what discord is but you're cool enough for me bb
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>>687629885
>
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>>687629153
I pay the cable bill, but they're always trying to find BS reasons to make me pay more, despite the fact I make the least in the house. I don't like to leach either really. Also, nice doge. Looks like a comfy bed.
>>687629331
Thanks!
>>687629402
I had a cat. It's still around, but I can hardly call it mine. It's practically a stray at this point just because it never lets anyone touch it and only comes around to eat at this point.
>>687629420
I'll be your irl friend. Where you live mang? I'll add you to the list of people I need to visit.
>>687629439
It's always a worry that I have because I can talk a tad too much at times.

Ya, she's got arthritis though, so I can't really take her for walks. Minor stuff like that she's good with though. Honestly, if she didn't wimped after walks, you'd never assume she had it.

A few people in there do that. That's just the one I see post most.

I got one of their albums before I came to work, gotta give it a listen over.

Seems like it!

Pffffft, the true form of Birb.
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Shiki claimed.

Remidner that Roadhog is the best Overwatch.
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>>687630202
nebraska
but then i'd have to socialize with another human being
not to be rude, as you seem very nice, but i shall decline
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>>687630202
You're welcome
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>>687630248
It's all about those mercy plays.

Mio
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Claimed
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I'm going to go to the zoo with some friends today, celebrating the end of exams
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>>687630365
Mmkay, let me know if you change your mind.

>Heading home, will reply to anyone when there.
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Claiming Maki
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>>687630202
He's the sweetest doge I've ever met, and I'm sure the bed is comfy but honestly he can get comfortable almost anywhere. If you're ever down in the Southeast, let me know. I'll show you some solid spots to ride up in the mountains.

>>687629997
What a qt

>>687630721
Nice, have fun!
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Milinda claim
>Overwatch lurk
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>>687630447
Hooking and instagibbing Mercy is fun yes.
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>>687629782
>>687629997
It's the discord for the overwatch players desu
they posted it there because they're lazy shits

>Playing overwatch with the fags
>get to play something other than mercy/tank because teammates vary in picks
>really enjoying my time
>aunt comes home, uses phone, uncle comes out of room and uses phone, grandma uses phone
>800 ping
Is it wrong to dream?
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>>687630903
Yeah I figured. I was just listening to them talking
>my name was faggot cunt
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>>687630887
I always try to avoid going near Roadhog, that hook really is something

If anyone's playing overwatch I can join if there's any free spots
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>>687630887
>Hooking and instagibbing Mercy is fun yes.
You're the worst kind of sadist
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Akiko claimed

KIRINO IS FAGGOT CUNT

>>687630903
#prayforKaren
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>>687631147
Someone wants to join you fucking nerd >>687631053
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>>687631042
>name not being Subway Orgy
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>>687631053
Join us on Discord you fag, we need another shit to complete our master plan comp

>>687631257
I know
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>>687630820
Im not leaving for another half hour or so, figured I would see who is on


Are we doge posting?
Fran
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>>687629808
Hello there.

>>687630202
Nah it's fine. I enjoy the conversation.

Well shit. At least she isn't completely immobile.

Hmm, well let me know if you can flag him down.

Sweet, there stuff was pretty based.

That is a special talent too have.

>>687630721
Have fun man. Don't fall into the Gorilla exhibit :^)

>Best idol claimed
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>>687631053
Add Faayne#2173
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>>687631147
You forgot 'a'

But yeah I was just listening to you guys talking.
>is that weird

>>687631262
I like faggot cunt because it describes what I am.
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>>687631061
I also like Mei.
>>687631053
I'm guessing her went Tracer
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>>687631298
Discord link? Or something, it's been a while since I used discord.

>>687631329
Hey there!
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>>687631420
i like Subway Orgy because it's my name
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>>687631432
He* fuck
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>>687631420
>is that weird
not really
it's a comfy feel
like getting pocket dialed by someone at a party. you know?

>>687631432
>absolutely disgusting

>>687631319
I'm on, fran. Hoping for some conversation desu, what can ya give!?
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Claiming Hilda
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In the field with the pipe
Moving work all night like
Yessir
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>>687631799
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>>687631319
It is always time to dogepost.
>one more for new thread

And suddenly whole thread is OW

>renge
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>>687631420
A KIRINO IS FAGGOT CUNT
It's only a tad weird
You could've just joined us of course

>>687631496
Discord tag so you can join our sausage fest Overwatch
Just add me, it's AkikoBestGirl#0014
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>>687631329
Don't worry, I'll fall into the anaconda one


>>687631716
What is your favorite animal?
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>>687631721
Best Hilda is Hot Ice Hilda.
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>>687631903
Thanks, I'll add you now

>>687631408
Just added
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>>687631918
The panther desu, been in love with it for so long!
After I discovered the "panther" didn't actually exist I guess I like all the roaring cats, the jaguar especially though.
What about you?
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>>687631918
bring me back a sting ray
or something from aquarium, highly prefer the sting ray though
maybe a penguin
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Here.
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>>687630903
Last time I visited home my sister was using the wifi on her smart TV... along with the laptop resting on her lap. And the smartphone in her hand...

DA FUQ! CALM DOWN!
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>>687632152
There?
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>>687631868
Pushing work through the trap
Things go wrong and make the gat clap
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>>687632051
Add me from ingame overwatch please.
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>>687631901
What is his/her name? So cute!

>>687632130
Big cats are pretty cute

>>687632139
I'll see what I can do

>>687632152
Where?
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>>687632139
>sting ray
>steve irwin intensifies
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>Nobody's claimed Nikaido

Hah, suckers, all mine.
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>>687632334
Whoops just did that.
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>>687632308
>

>>687632202
Dude I know right?
And you just know they're leaving youtube videos loading in like 4-5 tabs too, background apps and all that shit
It's frustrating! A little care makes everyone happy!
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>>687631496
What's poppin? Kek, besides OW.

>>687631918
>Anaconda
Are you going to do this while you're in there?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf-znKiVwyk
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>claiming yume
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>>687632592
Working out of Baskin Robbins, pushing 31 flavors of ice cream.

Never close.
Never out.
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>>687632362
It's a he, his name is Willie. 15 year old Dachshund, I've had him since I was 7.

>renge
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Claimed Rory-sama. Man am I hungry rn, but its midnight and shit
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>>687632278
No.
>>687632362
Here.
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>>687632627
Not much, I was planning to practise with drawing as recommended. You?
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>>687630820
Will do! I think I got a few in Pennsylvania Ima see, so I can go a few states around it.
>>687631329
Yay~

Ya, love her. Gunna be real sad when it's her time, and I know that'll be soon.

Haha, if he likes it he'll make it.

Agreed. Reminds me of the heavier Shinedown stuff.

Is it?

NO FAIR NO FAIR NO FAIR! I hit a new speed record on my bike of 101, AND passed up 20 cars on an uphill by hugging the side of the road because they were stuck behind a work truck. And my cameras battery is dead. WHY IS IT DEAD WHEN ALL THE NEAT STUFF HAPPENS?!
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>>687632963
Hi chef bro

>>687632903
If those are lyrics I googled them and couldnt' find anything
or do you actually work at baskin robbins?
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>>687633075
101 miles?
>>687633134
Sup.

>Rory-sama
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>>687633134
Well, they are lyrics. And you won't find anything.

Lebanon must not have a giant narcotic problem.
Or different slang.

Work, ice cream, think about it.
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>>687632420
Super great taste! Amazing manga


>>687632627
Basically, noodles are super chill

>>687632906
Aw, so cute!

My doge is named Cayenne Pepper, she is about 3. She is some sort of mutt. She might be autistic though.


She tries to hide bones in the middle of the room, is scared of blue Christmas lights, and loves american cheese singles

>>687632978
Oh, that makes sense
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>>687633322
Drugs desu?
However, why wouldn't I find anything?
narcotic problem is pretty bad in lebanon desu. The issue is that the leaders are using that as an explanation to where the money is going lol
"Yeah we can't really re-pave the roads or check on the food supplies or clean the overflow of trash because we're fighting the war against drugs"
lol k

>>687633209
Back from work? How's the kitchen looking?
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See ya nig nogs
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>>687633209
101 mph.
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>>687633877
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>>687633783
>"Yeah we can't really re-pave the roads or check on the food supplies or clean the overflow of trash because we're fighting the war against drugs"

Sounds like you guys took lessons from Reagan's wife.

And yes, drugs. Won't go into detail, but man I want out of this game. No legitimacy except between illegitimate people.

Seriously. The stress is overwhelming some times.

Things go wrong in the trap
Hit the floor and make the gat clap.
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>>687633032
You draw? That's pretty cool man. Mine look like they were drawn by a person with cerebral palsy. Eh not much going on, just sitting around till I pass out.

>>687633075
Yep, it's all good.

Enjoy it while it last. Make some good memories.

Ah, well there's no way he can resist those two qts.

Don't know much about there current stuff though.

Yes it is! You can find aspects no-one else does. That makes them special. Haha, just like last time. Too awesome for the world.
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>>687634062
>Reagan's wife.
Elaborate on this, desu?

Understand the lyrics now, though. Does it get dangerous, desu?
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>>687633783
Been back a while. Kitchen was cleaned, had a minor pants shitting moment, sorted that out, then got home and chilled. Now Im still hungry at 12:30 am.
>>687633884
I did that tonight too.
>coming up to a speed camera
>this guy had been hugging my back right in the right hand lane for a good kilometre
>was keeping an eye on him going past the camera
>as we pass, his car shudders and jumps forward
>little shitbox
>'you wanna go, lets go!'
>double downshift into 9k rpm
>take off past him in a matter of moments
>hit 180 kph
>hes way far back
>fucked him right up fam
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>>687633364
That's a super cute name Fran! And I love quirky dogs. My last one had a bizarre routine he would follow every single night at dinner that involved doing laps around the entire house.

>renge
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>>687634371
>minor pants shitting moment
gonna need the dish on this
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>>687634552
>>687634371
never mind lol
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What's everyone up to now?
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>>687634253
I'm learning to draw. I've been off and on for about 2 years, but I'm not picking it up well. Hopefully in a few months I'll have some art to show off.
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>>687634283
US President Ronald Reagan's wife initiated a campaign called D.A.R.E. to help combat drug use in teens and inner city youths.

Now Nixon will always be the forefront to the war on drugs, but his was a political campaign platform. He used the war on drugs to gain votes.

Reagan did nearly the same thing.

Our Drug War is up there in tax dollar spending. And guess what? There is no clear evidence on who has the advantage.

Drugs get into the US, they are made here, we even put our rambunctious children on speed to get them so up they crash.

And Pharm companies give less shits than some local dealers.

They will sell you a pill that causes cancer but relieves stomach cramps.
A liquid that will cancel your cough but give you an opiate addiction.

They will feed your opiate addiction just to cut you off, over night.

And I get the bad rap.

No candy for the kids, no loans, no third parties.

You want something, I can get it.

Hey DEA, ATF, FBI and NSA-kun. You're waifu and department a shit.
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>>687634829
hearthstone and music
what about you?
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>>687634253
I will, like I said, gotta get her a pulley toy. Then I can play with her while I'm on the desktop.

If he does, he's insane. No way he could!

I'll give their latest album a go over later.

I suppose so, I think I just like the oddest stuff.

That's just not fair. That camera gets to sit on the charger for the whole time I'm asleep because of this.

>>687634371
Haha, my bike doesn't have that much pull past 60, it's more of a steady increase. So hitting that fast was truly a rare event. I'll have the helmet mount soon, we'll see how fast I can go with it. And soon the ZX while we're on the topic of fast.
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>>687629665
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>>687634938
Listening to these fuckers in the Discord.
Somewhat entertaining.

Also some music
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>>687634829
On a bus. Trying to get home
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>>687634552
Alright
>doing final check
>looking down at storage fridge
>no lights
>thefuck.png
>next fridge
>also out
>so is our storage freezer
>docket printer too
>check breaker
>nogood.jpg
>call boss
>'shits not going right fam'
>'hang tight, gotta be interstate tomorrow for a wedding'
>30 minutes pass
>electrician appears
>finds circuit breaker
>myfacewhenIaccidentallyplayedwiththepublicbuildingscircuits
>checked out power points
>I accidentally got water in the printers power pack from spraying the wall in its general direction
>why was the power pack dangling from the power point.gif
>dry out the power pack and connectors
>everything works now
>>687634813
That wasnt the pants shitting moment Karen. That was the adrenaline fuck some poor bastard up moment.
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Dio-sama

A naked body covered in chocolate may look seductive and tasty, but after a while the chocolate just feel disgusting after having eaten so much of it.
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Kyouko claimed.
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>>687634935
The way you talk is really cool.
Kind of like someone preaching in a dark alley, desu.

So Reagan, Nixon and the wife are all liars, got it desu.
I understand these lyrics now
>Minor drug offenders fill your prisons you don't even flinch
>All our taxes paying for your wars against the new non-rich

Can you explain the gate scandal that nixon did? Newgate or something, desu.

>>687635436
>shit's not going right fam
Had a laff
lmao if the shit didn't work though would they have made you pay for all the equipment?

>>687635734
>

>>687635221
What are they talking about?
I only heard akiko's screeching for a few minutes before someone starting using the internet, desu.
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High as a kite.
Getting all fucked up on white, sir.

This shit shines bright.
Glow in the dark, you can find your bump by the moon light.

I know I'm bored when I pretend tobe a rapper.
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>>687636167
Watergate?

I don't know for sure, but he tapped some important rooms, got caught, and was impeached.
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>>687636167
No but I would have lost my job. After helping to replace all the prep in those fridges.

>Rory-sama
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>>687636167
With Watergate every conversation he had in the oval office he recorded without telling the people whom he had conversations with.
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>>687635374
How long until you get home?

>>687636167
Akiko is screaming about overwatch and now they're talking about WoW
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>>687636666
Lets not forgot the biggest part of the story.

The mole who gave up the evidence had the alias of DEEPTHROAT

Lol. 4chan circa 1960
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>>687636767
i wish i could see that face with me over her
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This is now a Koala thread.
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>>687636384
>>687636666
Quads confirm, desu
But yes, that one. Watergate.
How did he get caught? Impeached? What does that mean? What did they do to him?
Off with his head?

>>687636561
>prep
?
That was a close one though, shit nigga. Glad it didn't happen lol
When are you leaving for PAX again?

>>687636767
Do you not play vidya? Do you play with people from these threads?
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>>687637022
>hands related
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>>687637060
>Impeached? What does that mean? What did they do to him?Off with his head?

Hahaha! No, no. They legally removed him from office. No beheading you radical Lebanese weeb.
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>>687637060
Impeachment means that a government official is taken out of office after committing some crime. As Tomoko said, there was a mole who went and told the general public.
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>>687637060
Prep = prepared food, or anything related. Had those fridges stayed off, 90% of any preparation in the past week, as well as all meats, would have had to be thrown out.
PAX is in November, first week of.
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>>687636959
Damn right.

>>687637060
I do, but I've only played Terraria with a couple people who don't claim much anymore.

I've been meaning to play with more people but time zones don't work in my favor.

I actually don't game as hard as I used to.
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>>687636767
>tfw you'll never be over kirino having her make that face
>>687636959
i agree
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>>687637617
Wait for VR tech to improve
>I will be with my waifu one way or another
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>>687637617
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>>687637617
>implying i cant be over the monitor

>>687637849
Er, you just mean hand holding, right?
>This is Renge we're talking about
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>>687637226
>>687637363
ah okidokes
>No beheading
>No fun
at least stone the nigga lol
This puts a thought into my head, desu! Where's bush now? Where will obama be?
Do they just lounge around in a cabin in the woods?
Speaking of which, are presidents rich, desu? Do they get a big salary?

>>687637387
Holy shit you dodged a bullet there.
What's your restaurant called? You didn't buy overwatch, yes?

>>687637546
>Terraria with a couple people
there's a hidden feel in there, rip.
Did you not buy overwatch, desu? Timezone in aus is what?

>>687637617
>>687637849
>you will never raise Karen and protect her
>you will never work your hardest to make her life as painless and wonderful as possible
>you will never see her smile
>you will never see her bedhead as she asks for breakfeast
>you will never take her to the playground and watch her play from a bench
>you will never watch her run towards you asking for a hug

>you will never lift her high up in the air and spin her around

fucking kill me why these feels
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Seems BIMaki fell asleep, guess it's good and then to bed for me.

>Fucking Mac and cheese yo
>With extra pepper
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>>687638121
but you'll never actually experience it in real life
>>687638182
presidents aren't rich, but after there terms they get like a nice house and shit i believe
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>>687638399
>filename
SUPA HOT FIYA YO
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>>687638201
Sleep well then Makoto!

>>687638121
Don't judge me anon
>my tastes are unconventional

>>687638182
Goddamn don't give me those feels Karen
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>>687638399
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>>687638182
>hidden feel
Mm.. not really.
I'm in a Skype group with them. But I've been thinking of leaving them for a while now.

>Overwatch
Nope, everyone seems to fucking love it though, but I don't think it would be worth the money.
Well, right now it's 1:23am

>>687638532
I don't judge people, don't get me wrong.
I know how it feels.
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>>687638182
once we get vr waifu we shall know peace from this pain
i would like to run with emi and shiro everyday but i don't want to go running around with a brick on my face
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I didn't go to sleep last night. I just read greentext all night.
>I feel alone now.
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>>687638741
dont we all?
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>>687638860
No
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>>687636767
About this much.
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>>687638532
Will do. Not quite tired enough to pass out yet, so I guess I'll lurk for a bit.

>That Mac and cheese was fucking oishi
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>>687638668
Ehm, misunderstood then
There was a person who played terraria and left recently, didn't want to spark the discussion again.
Do you just play terraria? What else, desu?
Meh, shit then. It's like 6:27PM here. That's a big difference desu.
The reason why your online is worse than mine is because although your internet is faster, you're a long way away from most servers.

>>687638532
They hurt. The feels hurt.
You got a hope that proper vr might come soon?

>>687638701
>brick on my face
I found this really funny.
I had to actually stop typing until I finished laughing because I imagined it so vividly. I imagined you running into a pole.
Fuck that was really funny

>>687638741
Join the club desu, mizore.
What flavour lollipop does she eat?
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>>687638182
Pretty sure all US Presidents get some type of salary for being president after their term.

Bush has oil companies to fall back on.
Obama will be a meme president, living off meme bucks.

You want to read on a US scandal that had retards reaching for torches and pitchforks?

Clinton x Lewinski still makes news today.

>Clinton gets a mouth huh in the oval office
>"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
>"To the US people, my bad."
>impeach

It wasn't the act in the office, it was lying to the people under oath.
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sup guys
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>>687638182
that sad karen pic though :(
much feels desu
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>>687639488
Sup Operator.
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>>687639300
No specific flavor. It's to maintain body temp.
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>mfw this thread

>>687639488
Hey rad, doing okay?
You stopped calling us weebs lol

>>687639463
This is such interesting stuff, desu!
I don't know much about the clinton issue but the meme spreads far. I've heard "I did not have sexual relations with that woman." a lot before, lol.
What are some things you consider really interesting, desu?

>>687639650
Too many feels, friend. Too many.
Post chainsaw to make me feel better.

>>687639670
That's cool, why?
Does she have a condition, desu?
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>>687639870
>>687639463
I mean political things of America, desu.
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>>687639653
nm, ive been laying in bed for a couple hours and i finally got out of bed and put on comfy warm clothes so i could sit at my computer.

how bout you?

>>687639870
i'm a huge weeb. you are all weebs too. its not a big deal i don't mean it in a malicious way.
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>>687639870
Nah. She's an ice woman.
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>>687639300
Yeah.
I don't play much
>MX vs ATV
>Need for Speed
>Just Cause 2
>Ratchet and Clank

Just some things I've been playing recently
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>>687640133
Not much. A bit ticked that my camera was dead and I didn't notice it. Twice. Cool shit happened and it didn't get recorded cause of that. Had some food and now I'm just laying down waiting for myself to be tired enough to pass out.
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>>687639300
No, but it would be nice to have it in my lifetime. For now my vivid imagination will suffice.

>>687639060
Nice. I'm actually not big on that normally, I'm not sure why. Same thing with mashed potatoes, which everyone else seems to love.
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>>687640395
>Not liking mashed potatoes
You haven't had mashed potatoes till you've had mine, I promise you that. Like, triple promise you. I make them so good, it's all me and my friend are for 2 weeks straight. We used up 2 full bags!
Where did you live again? I need to know if it's possible to make you some one day.
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>>687639870
chainsaw posted desu
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>>687640755
We should all get together and make some /waifood/
>such pun
>very wow
>so tired
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>>687640133
kek I know, but it gave me a feel. I think you're really cool with the guns and all. Like a big bro coming to check on his dudes.

>>687640161
How does the lollipop help though?

>>687640254
What'd you think of the ratchet and clank movie? Loved the games when I was a kid, desu. Especially the third one.
Had to borrow deadlocked from a friend lol. He wouldn't give it to me after we had a fight so I ended up just stealing it, finishing the game then giving it back. It wasn't available in saudi arabia at the time so it was incredible that he had it.
Is the new game any good?

>>687640395
vivid imagination of hopefully nothing lewd
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>>687640384
>Not much. A bit ticked that my camera was dead and I didn't notice it. Twice. Cool shit happened and it didn't get recorded cause of that.


dang. well there is always tomorrow

>Had some food

anything good?

>I'm just laying down waiting for myself to be tired enough to pass out.

do you prefer working nights and sleeping all day? i have found that i operate on like a 30 hour day were i stay up for a long time and then sleep for 12 hours. its never really bothered me wake up at like 8pm and go get food.

>>687640755
potatoes are life.
>>
>>687639931
Presidential campaigns are closer to popularity contests.

Individual votes of the people do not directly elect the President.

Everyday people votes go toward an electoral college. These votes elect ... political voters ... to the electoral college and they promise to vote for who you voted for. But they don't really have to.
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>>687640949
i always check on my dudes. how are you btw buddy?

>>687640926
i'm done. I have a /k/ meet up at the end of this month and my it my girl on /b/. meeting people from 4chan really isnt as cringy as you would think.

i will grill tritip and we can all go shooting.
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>>687640949
It's a temerture regulating candy, keeps her body cool when she's not in her home village.
>Magic is real
>>687641177
No fedoras and masks?
>>687641311
Hey. Didn't sleep, kill meeeeeeee.
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>>687641311
your thumbnail triggers my autism
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>>687641498
You beat me to it, kek.
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>>687640926
Oh god, that was so bad that I laughed. Mizore pls.
>>687640950
Ya, but tomorrow I won't pass up 20 cars by hugging the side of the road. It'll be Saturday morning. AKA: Empty.
Mac and cheese with extra pepper.
Eh, sleeping at night and being able to do stuff in the day would be nice, but I like the group at night. It's slower, and has Maki and Rory.
I might make some today or tomorrow. If I do, I'll take a picture of them when finished. I got a lot of strange looks for it, till people taste it. Then they always want more.
Oh, I'm also making a decal sticker for my bike of Makoto and Maki.
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>>687641560
No need to kidnap for that
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>>687640949
(´・ω・`)

>>687640755
Damn, I'll have to take your word on it. I live in Atlanta. Tell you what, you make me some mashed potatoes, I'll bake you something. Whatever you want. Chocolate chip cookies are the staple but the possibilities are endless.
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what's poppin
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>>687640949
Didn't see the movie. I want to, but I don't want to, I just don't want it to be bad.

I played the shit out of Ratchet and Clank when I was younger, fucking 100% that shit multiple times. I got the trilogy on the PSVita, so I've been playing that.
>Deadlocked
Was called Gladiator here in Aus, I liked it, really fun, I liked how you could upgrade your weapon how you wanted it.

>New game
Haven't played it, I'm a massive faggot for nostalgia, and if anything changed massively I'd probably die.
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>>687641455
Poor thing, kept me waiting in the dreams goddamnit

>>687641498
My bad homie

>>687641560
Why did you kidnapped yuno from me? Didnt we agreed kyouko is cute?
>Better keep that rope tight if you know whats good for you
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>>687641816
Go back to class Mugi
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>>687641816
hunger
wish my waifu could give me some food
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>>687641555
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Bored at work. No dogs to play with :(
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>>687641750
My memes come out in full force when I'm tired.
>>687641859
Don't worry. Once I pass out I'll be there for a good 12 hours.
>Tight rope
Sounds goooooood to me.
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>>687641859
>>687641759
It's ok, you can have your waifus back.
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>>687641931
at lunch right now it's all good

>>687641958
I just ate lol
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>>687642031
Poor shonia :/

>>687642054
Well.. least you'll have some sleep

>>687642116
gracias amigo

>Yuno
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>>687641082
>Presidential campaigns are closer to popularity contests.
Yes yes! Always seemed like it to me, desu.
To the point where even if you genuinely wanted to do something useful for the community, you would need to win their votes first to make sure you can go through with it, desu.

>>687641177
Doing plenty fine, downloading some more Karen pictures, finding a bunch of great ones, desu.

>>687641785
what's that supposed to mean?

>>687641816
Just all these shit waifus, what about you?

>>687641857
Yup! Loved the two robots most of all though, felt really nice. I love that tactical feel of commanding people.
The movie has gotten bad reviews. The game hasn't though!
Kinda sad, I don't have a playstation anymore. Can't really play it.
>>
>>687641560
YOU FUCKER GIMME BACK MY MAKA NOW
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