Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!
Still here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KxtgS2lU94
>Put some fucking pants on edition
>claiming yume
Akiko best girl claimed
claimed.....
>claim
Best type moon claimed
>>686960162
but i have a towel on....does that count?
>>686960200
But Emi is best girl.
>>686959969
Lol 69
>best goat claim
Tenryuu claimed
What are you guys listening atm?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZEjgyWktuo
>>686959929
no, you are dio 2.0
>>686960392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rskKhBFZlE
>>686960392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SByqI_rD-Uw
>>686960392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJILhqIJ0S4
>>686960392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWCNlXZVsrI
Miho claimed
If only i could talk edition.
>>686960119
Furry
>>686960392
Silence because Graff just left.
oh and this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IkvAb6THQY
>>686960324
So long as you're not in public.
>>686960334
Those not trips state otherwise
>>686960392
https://youtu.be/C_rjO2pYf9E
>>686960009
Sorry I asumed that you have neither been to Germany nor speak the language above school level, under those circumstances calling yourself half German can't be taken seriously
Please correct me if I made any wrong assumption about you
Shiro claimed.
>>686958432
Ich weis doch was dir gefällt.
>>686958706
I have Tenryuu believe that so he won't find me when he's trying to strangle me.
>>686958995
>half german
What a weird way to spell Rassenschande
>>686960392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJwAkpfcEj4
>>686960392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czLYl4fM8yk
>>686960661
Hello milk
>>686960655
>calls him furry
>doesn't call me furry
You biased scum
>>686960877
Hello giant.
>>686960756
mmm i can speak enough german to get around, i've only been too nürmberg because that's where my mom is from, and i love german history and culture, but im just a huge history junkie
it's a common assumption to make, a lot of americans lose ways with their past and where they came from....
>>686960815
>Rassenschande
kek
>>686960655
let me pat the cat
>>686961090
hey its kyouko
>>686960593
hey its them
>>686960700
>>686961035
You don't even deserve recognition
Also
>Waifu switching
Kys
>>686960392
https://youtu.be/gqiTM4_ES3I
>>686961128
You misspelled Nürnberg though.
>>686961257
>still biased scum
>>686960200
>>686960334
The gets have spoken
Akiko best girl
>>686961329
you're right, sorry...fucking sleep is not too common these days
>>686960546
Sometimes I just stay and wonder
How can someone be so edgy?
>>686961329
Es lässt bisher nichts darauf schließen, ich möchte aber auf der sicheren Seite sein:
Sind sie Bayer, Ossi oder normal deutsch?
>>686961414
I am not even Syndra
>>686961197
You can't prove anything
>>686961119
Im only tall cause of all that milk you gave me.
>>686961035
Sandnigger bait.
also this >>686961257
>>686961197
No, fuck off.
>>686961430
Emi is best girl, not many can deny it, not even you.
>>686961568
>doesn't change the fact Syndra is biased scum
>>686960593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU-CrTI3qKk
>but i'm actually not surprised
>>686961329
>Rassenschande
Naja, in Sachsen üben die Nazis schon fleißig in Opas alter Elektriker-Uniform. Nur echt mit den 2 Blitzen.
>>686961568
Er ist Süddeutsch, aber kein Bayer. Der Süden ist aber immer noch Müll.
>My waifu is the best
>No mine
>no me
>no u!
You're all wrong. Get your dick out of your hand and realise your waifu is nothing more than attractive, if not shit.
>>686961820
How is Syndra biased?
My innocent precious little waifu.
Guess who.
Nice to see so many beautiful anons.
>>686961257
>Also I tried
>broke the noose
>>686961820
>biased
That word doesn't mean what you think it means.
>>686961969
Syndra is biased towards goats
Called other guy a furry
But not the guy with the goat waifu
>>686961908
I swear it sounded like they had sampled Sister's noise around the 1 minutes mark.
>>686961820
Are you longing for her attention so Bad? You could just Start Posting Yume and talk to Syndra if abuse is what you wish for
>With all his waifu switching he might actually do that
>>686961908
Beruhigend
Btw ist Yume echt Ossi?
>>686962048
Hasn't been funnybthe first time didn't get any more now...
claimed
>>686962285
Shut up already
>>686961568
>>686961908
Ja stimmt wohl, der Süden bekommt nix gebacken und liegt dem leistungsstarken Norden und seiner boomenden Wirtschaft auf der Tasche. Ich schäme mich ganz doll.
Gibt es hier unten überhaupt Industrie?
>>686962041
hey tsuzu....
>>686962041
Oh you're still alive then!
>>686961197
Hey it's Yume.
>>686962140
It means prejudice
And Syndra is being prejudice to goat waifu
>>686962140
Out of context, yeah, if you look further back, you'll know she's all right in the head
>>686962041
How's life buddy?
>>686962041
Hey Tsuyu
>>686962429
I'd like to see you make me, schwein
>>686962477
Shut up already
>>686961595
i didn't even try that you are not him but them
>oh fuck I did it
>>686961659
please?
>>686961908
>Elektriker-Uniform. Nur echt mit den 2 Blitzen
Beste Nachricht heute
>>686962041
>best tights in sights
It's been a long time!
>>686962474
how are you doing?
>>686962776
Shut up already
>>686962413
She is dead
mugi chan my wifu
>>686962454
Das hat Tenten behauptet, war aber von ihm zu erwarten
>>686962796
>i didn't even try that you are not him but them
>>oh fuck I did it
You lost me
>>686961832
Legs.
>>686962041
Thing.
>>686962413
Yuuki.
>>686962796
No.
>>686962853
That's a Mugiposter alright.
>>686962789
Why don't you make me, cochon!
>>686962853
Your next
>>686962945
>i didn't even try that you are not him but them`
Am I that retarded?
>inb4 syndra saying yes>>686963014
>>686961630
Good.
>>686961832
Bestbro?
>>686963022
Ha.
Für das Land der Reinen . Der heilige und unbefleckt . Nur ein Scherz , US- Amerikas ist eine schreckliche , schreckliche korrupte Ort, der Reinigung der Schweine verdienen.
>>686961931
I didn't pick my waifu because i find her attractive?
Do i win or lose?
>>686963036
What does cochon mean?
>>686962388
Zwar kein tiefster Ossi (er ist ja kein Sachse), aber ja. Ich weiß, er ist nur noch halb so viel wert und hat keine Ehre mehr, aber er reist mit seinem Onkel durch Deutschland um den Avatar zu fangen und damit beim Feuerlord seine Ehre und seinen Status wiederherzustellen.
>>686962454
Nur so unwichtige Sachen wie IT, Cloud-Startups, nen See und ein paar andere steinzeitliche Gewerbe. Und natürlich diese mittelalterliche Patentamt.
>>686962041
Oh fuck, er ist wieder da.
>>686962463
Nice to see you, Kagami!
How are things?
>>686962474
Still alive is a good label.
Glad to see you, too, Kyouko.
>>686962507
Umm, strange and unavoidable, I guess.
>>686962733
Hello Amatsukaze.
It's Tsuzu, though.
Tsuyu is someone else.
>>686962796
Hallo Yume!
>>686963014
Orbs.
its the same shitposters. every. fucking. time
>>686963109
You're*
What is so damn difficult about learning te fucking difference? Any time someone does this sort of shit, I automatically assume they're an uneducated high schooler and it makes me sad.
I learned this shit in grade school.
>>686963315
Well yes that's the idea of a circlejerk.
>>686963261
Still lose.
You're on 4chans /b/ in a waifu claim thread.
>>686962860
Vielleicht spielt er auch auf den erbärmlich hässlichen Schwarzwald oder den abstoßenden Bodensee an.
>>686963232
Nice try, google translate.
>>686963304
not too good...how about with you?? how have you been?
>>686963315
>>686963161
Touch the cow
Do it now
>>686963304
Bite
>>686963232
Stark angefangen und noch stärker nachgelassen.
War das Syndra oder die Ziege?
>please identify so I can make fun of you for being subhuman
Ginsei from kobato, is the best choice.
>>686963014
First to notice, good eye as usual, Syndra
>>686963161
Indeed, bestbro.
>>686963291
Pig, in french
>>686963458
Damn. You're right.
>>686963304
Oops, sorry for the mistake, I got used to writing tsuyu..
How are ya?
>>686962853
That's not nice
>>686963014
Syndra
>>686963300
Ich glaube irgendwo im Süden schraubt auch noch einer an Autos rum, aber sicher bin ich mir nicht.
>>686963315
Well, obviously. Wanna join?
Yuno forever.
>>686960392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MOR4YYUW4I
>>686963529
You were expecting someone shit.
But it was me, Best Bastard!
>>686963632
Damn straight I am.
>>686963583
I'm sorry I missed you
>>686963300
Magst du mir noch erzählen warum Yume manchmal so schreibt wie du redest und warum du überhaupt so redest?
>>686963519
Pet the cat
Do it stat
>>686963583
How have you been?
>>686963800
I used my old claiming pic on purpose, don't worry.
>>686963529
What
Fucking hell, one time i need one of the krauts hey arent here.
>>686963583
Thank you.
>>686963692
What are you up to?
>>686963746
Not like she would let you claim someone else anyway.
>>686963300
Ja, aber mit Telegram hat's noch nicht richtig geklappt.
>>686963473
I'm not really sure; but I've not been doing bad. It was somewhere within the average range..
Is it something you want to talk about? We can talk on Skype, too.
>>686963519
Please
>>686963637
Could be better I guess, but I'm doing okay.
Yourself? Also, I forgot who you were previously, just remember that I should know...
Amatsukaze a cute, though. Have her plastic, too.
>>686964085
That just makes it even worse, but enough wallowing in failure, how you've been?
>>686964392
i think it's something we should talk about....if you don't mind, but skype is good
>>686963598
Thanks, I got you with one in russian- svinya
>>686963304
Eh, as long as it's interesting or you make it to be, then it's all good.
>>686963315
Any other amazing discoveries you want to show us, Jonesy?
>>686962463
Hey Cagami, how's it going?
>>686963466
Es gibt da doch diese schöne Hotel am Obersalzberg...
>>686963693
Was war nochmal dieses BMW? Belgische Motoren Werkstatt?
>>686963836
Ich könnte auch wie ein behinderter Plattdeutsch schreiben, aber ich unterlasse es mal. Aber was meinst du eigentlich damit?
>>686964392
Lass mich raten, der Link funzt nicht.
>>686964072
Hello,
I am goat
You're cow
Who will win?
>>686963466
>>686963693
>Shiro wird patriotisch
Verkauf dich nicht über Wert wir sitzen alle hinter den NRW-Städtern
Bin btw keiner, neutrales Niedersachsen
>>686963784
Somewhat surprised, you should find someone to properly translate your German shitposting
>>686964139
Playing Rocket League. You?
>>686964072
Pretty bad. I have a lot on my mind now. The stress is affecting me seriously and I can't do anything about it.
>>686964446
I wish I could say I'm okay as usual, but I'm not. Too many things to worry about lately.
>>686964535
I still have the best lower legs
>>686962388
>Btw ist Yume echt Ossi?
>Thrüinger
Jop
>>686963304
Na wie gehts wie stehts?
>>686963519
LET ME PET THE CAT!
>>686964535
>Es gibt da doch diese schöne Hotel am Obersalzberg...
>Obersalzberg
Deine wahre Heimat wa?
>>686964139
>Strong Start even stronger decline.
>Was that Syndra or the goat?
>>686964392
I'm doing alright, could be better too
I was previously Megumin
You have some? I wish I had, I lack the funds for the moment
>>686964741
You wanna talk about it? I'm always here for you man.
>>686964645
You'd think google translate would have its shit together by now.
You'd also think I'd have my shit together by now...
Both are expectedly a mess.
Tails
>>686964741
Indeed
>>686964794
Eher nicht, meine Familie hat sich schon seit dem 12. Jahrhundert eher im Norden Deutschlands aufgehalten.
Nyarko claimed
>>686965075
Lol no wonder Tenryuu spricht Duestch
>>686964186
Why would I want anyone else?
>>686964741
I know the feeling, got an exam tomorrow and a clusterfuck of a project in the next month. And to top it off I'm not sure if I'm still a bit sick from yesterday or it's just my mind playing tricks.
If you need any help or to talk you know where to reach me.
>>686964741
You dont have any lower legs
Your legs are lies
You're a FAKE
Hey everyone, this guys a big fat PHONY
A PHOOONNYYYYY
>>686964535
> Aber was meinst du eigentlich damit?
Du sagst immer irgendwelche Sachen die du Wort für Wort ausm deutschen übersetzt, bist hyperaktiv und umgibst dich mit Nazi Parolen (letzteres sollte nur als Beobachtung, nicht als Kritik aufgefasst werden)
Und Yume wirkt so wenn er schreibt, du nur wenn du sprichst
>>686964983
If I would yell "YOU COW!" in a mean manner to your waifu, how would you react? I was always curious to ask.
>>686964535
Ja, aber Hamakaze hat sich schon drum gekümmert.
>>686964794
Naja, könnte besser sein.
>>686964975
Oh, yeah, I remembered it when someone mentioned it in telegram! I have quite a few anime figures.
But only a few KanColle so far.
>>686965412
An animal would not be able to tell the difference. It is an animal.
Stupid
clmd
>>686965253
Yuno!
>>686965405
>Du sagst immer irgendwelche Sachen die du Wort für Wort ausm deutschen übersetzt
Das fasse ich mal als Kompliment auf
>bist hyperaktiv
Inwiefern?
>und umgibst dich mit Nazi Parolen
Naja, politische Korrekheit, welche mir aufgezwungen wird, ist auch Müll. Und jeder ist irgendwo ein wenig Rechts.
>Und Yume wirkt so wenn er schreibt, du nur wenn du sprichst
Naja, Ironie und Zynismus kann man nicht sooo gut in Text fassen.
>>686965528
Naja, das sieht man ja wie sehr du in der Gruppe bist.
>>686965808
Purple haired elf loli!
a a a a a a a a
((hey everyone))
>>686964705
Playing WoWs and listening to Miho rage about range.
>>686964794
No. Fuck off.
>>686964882
Thank you.
>>686965253
Because at some point she will probably murder both of you.
>>686964645
Stimmt, ich hab gehört die Neujahrsfeiern in Köln sind der Hit.
Btw, wo ist die Waifu? So kann das nicht weitergehen!
>>686964983
Don't really want to talk about it, I get stressed with this issue. I'll just say that the army needs doctors and I have the application papers next to me.
I'm playing World of Warships to relax, quite ironic. Also, sorry if I'm not "happy Emi" today, I don't feel like talking too much.
>>686965258
I have exams to do too. They are like a black cloud looming over me. They are not helping my situation (read above)
>>686965342
;_;
>Nice reference though
>>686965572
So whoever claimed that Cow waifu is animal? You should learn how to read if that is not what you meant.
>>686966208
let me hug your legs!
>>686965405
wer bist du überhaupt?
>>686965528
Wirst du es überleben und wieder öfters hier sein?
>>686966259
>Stimmt, ich hab gehört die Neujahrsfeiern in Köln sind der Hit
Ne ab jetzt werden sie immer langweiliger
>>686966403
No
Stop telling me how to shit post.
What are you, some sort of shit post nazi?
>>686966271
Ah alright, nah man we all go through stuff like this, I just wanna help if I can.
>>686966259
That is fine anon. I lack the courage to an hero, so it would be really sweet if she killed us both. I would die happy.
fun fun fun in the fluffy chair
flame up the herb
woof down the beer
>>686965528
I'll probably get some figures once I get my own place, unfortunately being a a firefighter doesn't pay the bills
>>686966639
I've come to a point in life where I project my irl problems online. Literally everything that is not taken seriously or portrayed as goofy makes me fucking mad.
>>686966160
Pink haired psychopathic yandere!
>>686966208
Lol why is he raging about it
>>686967020
wattf it doesnt? I thought state jobs paid decently.
Unless you live beyond your means
>>686967087
That's unfortunate. Stop being a short dicked angry fat fedora tipping neckbeard
>>686966481
Pervert.
>>686967161
Not enough range to hit anything and gain points.
>>686966730
Trust me bestbro, you help me a lot. I appreciate your concern. <3
>>686966271
Do whatever you feel is right to pursue your dreams.
[spoiler]And try not to lose your legs[/spoiler]
> Also, sorry if I'm not "happy Emi" today, I don't feel like talking too much.
That's perfectly fine, we all have our days when life decides to be a bitch.
>>686967161
Cute smile full of life tinkerbell!
>>686967311
>short dicked
>fat
>fedora tipping neckbeard
You forgot to throw in there autism and mom joke kid.
>>686967663
>yanderechan is still better
>>686965939
>Inwiefern?
Aufdringlich? Mitteilungsbedürftig?
Von den paar Tagen die ich dich im ts erlebt habe war das fast der einzige Eindruck den ich vom ts hatte
>Naja, Ironie und Zynismus kann man nicht sooo gut in Text fassen.
Du wirkst sehr viel anders in Schriftform
>>686966208
>Thank you.
I should Start counting this shit Syndra is treating me far too nice for comfort
>>686966259
Versuch 23 das Captcha zu laden un innerhalb von 2 Minuten ein Bild hochzuladen
>>686966481
>>686967858
>>686967400
You love me don't hide your love!
>>686967498
>]And try not to lose your legs
don't lose legs!
they are the best part!
>>686967992
ah schon gewundert
du hast dich aber auch schon eine weile nicht mehr sehen lassen
>>686967992
Is that a problem~?
>>686968220
No.
>>686967992
Can you teach me German, sensei?
>>686967936
aww
>>686967498
Losing my legs wouldn't look good on me, I'm not a cute girl.
Thanks for the advice Shiki, I'm truly grateful
>>686968359
Wait
Which Yuno is this?
>>686967311
I thought so too..
They fooled me!
>>686966481
Naja, ist ja nicht so, als ob es dieses Jahr weniger werden.
>>686966837
I'm glad to hear you're so in sync :).
But what if she cuts of your legs and donger so you can never run away or cheat?
>>686967992
>ngnl
Freund!
Dubs decides if i am Cirno
>>686968220
> du hast dich aber auch schon eine weile nicht mehr sehen lassen
Ich bin eigentlich von Sonntag bis Donnerstag Nachmittags da...
>>686968302
It has never been
>>686968703
>Das hatten wir schonmal
>>686968709
Yes become Cirno
>>686968709
Just do it!
>>686968883
Reroll
>>686968786
Dann sind wir jetzt Doppelfreunde!
>>686968709
Do it baka!
>>686969094
Dubs says he does it
>>686967412
Glad to help.
>>686969175
Reroll m8
>>686968305
I don't like to be around the waifu switching kind, pls go back to wherever you came from
Dubs and goat has to kill himself
>>686969263
Again
>>686967020
What happend to /waifu/?
>>686967663
Cute smile full of bloodlust and love for Yuuki!
>>686968478
The most loyal one. I love Yuno not just as "hurr durr i have a waifu guys" but I hope to be reborn within her universe.
>>686968703
She wouldn't do that. That is misconception created by memers. She is really lovely being who suffered a lot from disgusting humans. I want to cuddle her for eternity but I'm still not sure I could cure all the pain. I relate with her so much.
>>686969300
Fuck you
>>686969503
Syndra
>>686969503
Full of fail right now. I think it's time for me to mosey on out of here for a while.
Have fun with the cancer
>>686968398
>Losing my legs wouldn't look good on me, I'm not a cute girl.
That's the spirit
>>686969629
Nonsense.
>>686969538
>love for Yuuki!
I am nice to you yet you always stab me with something. Perhaps you think I like getting stabbed because of my waifu choice?
>>686969690
But anonymous shitposter, you are the cancer
>>686969300
Goat is was just costume lol
Facade you can say
Well that was a good ride
I atone for my heresy
>>686968786
Alright~
>>686969503
Me
