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new fluffy abuse thread heaviest shit you got guys

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new fluffy abuse thread heaviest shit you got guys
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these might be out of order
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>>686723383
hello again! i recognize that art style!
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>>686723516
yup~ am lurking atm.
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>>686723596
i actually dont have the last one of this does anyone else?
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>>686723655
what got you into fluffy if i might ask?
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>>686723770
No, sadly it was never Continued.. quite a shame
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>>686724005
thats alright i was actually playing dnd tonight so it was fairly amusing
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>>686723655
What up my dude.
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>>686724154
not much. a bit of gaming, though i should honestly be drawing right now.
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>>686724588
its k im neglecting my writing
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>>686724588
Sounds cool. I'm watching over my dog since he's sick right now.
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>>686725054
So many things bug me about this.
1) Why do best baby and good babies all have the same facial expression? Shouldn't best baby be more comfortable looking?

2) Why is the father's fluffy "even better" in some cases?

3) What's the point of making worst baby walk?

4) If/when worst baby dies, is one of the not-pretty babies taken from the father's fluff and forced to walk?
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>>686725396
1) not sure didnt make it
2)i would assume because there is more space and he is larger and more able to protect them and they are not on the mothers furthest back where it is cold.
3)the worst baby is usually the "munstah babeh" and the parents dont want to touch it but also dont want it to die because its their baby
4)yes
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>>686725396
1. easy just to copy paste expressions of panic in the snow.
2. father's fur might be warmer, and the males might be tougher.
3. they're assholes
4. most likely not. they already like the babies they didnt make walk.
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>>686726127
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>>686726203
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>>686726530
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>>686726530
I want to crush and grind the bones of every fucking smartie fluff.
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>>686726530
Why the fuck do fluffies never fight back? I would rip out someones neck with my teeth if I was ever treated like that regardless of how intimidated I was.
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>>686726530
You forgot a part, dude.
In between your first post and last post.
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>>686723153

you asked for it
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>>686727253
They are stupid creatures, initially bred to be docile pets.
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>>686727253
Because they're fluffies. They're kinda programmed to be bitches.
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>>686726530
>>686726599
>>686727534
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dont let this thread die...like my dreams
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Need more
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>>686726311
I click every time. Buddy and his see-places, man.

Being a fluffy? There's not a lot of room for mistakes.
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>>686728917
eh, not much different than humans...
imagine a retarded nigger without social support to keep them alive.

they'd be like fluffies pretty much
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>>686728092
fucking faggot, who needs time to set up, and who dosent just fap away?
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>>686727253
They're soft, like couldn't physically hurt you if they wanted to soft, and they break super easy.
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>>686730028
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Why do fluffys say "otay" instead of "okay" when they can pronounce the "k" in sketties.
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>>686730377
its a dialect. its not that they are too stupid to talk they are just speaking basically their own language
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>>686730377
why do niggers say "ain't" instead of "isn't"? It's their own language.
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>>686731022
Shit man, now I want to see more of this.
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>>686731309
>>686731410
Why did I save these images?
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>>686731628
fucking vore
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>>686731701
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>>686732004
The foal is an alicorn, which normal lfuffies are afraid of, even their own mothers.
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>>686732004
Let explain you faggot ass brony.

That baby has a horn and the mother is afraid. Easy enough for you? No?

Baby with horn, mom scared.
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This is a REALLY long story. But worth the read. You can find more of it on the Booru. guy's name is Robocop
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>>686732252
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>>686732282

I'd post the rest but there's like 20 chapters. It's really easy to find tho
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this fluffy shit is a new low 4chan has hit
if you dig this consider ending your life
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>>686732478
Better plan, I'll consider ending yours.
An hero now.
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bump. more fluffies screwing themselves like buddy
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@686732478 [anti-(You) solution]
>new
>when fluffies existed since like early 2012
the only thing new here is u :v)
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I'm not drunk enough for this. nor do I want to be. nor will I ever be.
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>>686732704
I rather see a pony filled 4chan than this cringy fluffy crap
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>>686732808
>@
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>>686732478
poor anon
2 edgy 4 reddit
not edgy enough for /b/
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>>686732902
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>>686732478
>new low
>new

Been around since ~2012 so you can fuck off normie newfag
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>>686723153
I swear i'm addicted to this stuff.
Once i see a thread i go off the rails for the next 2-3 hours reading this shit.
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>>686727685
that's too cruel. even for fluffies
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>>686733916
It takes you that long to read a thread? Jesus.
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>>686734212
I don't get it. Is oj bad for animals?
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>>686732004

To explain it better: Fluffies recognize the three basic pony types. However, they were never programmed to recognize alicorns, so a fluffy with both wings AND a horn is an incomprehensible eldritch horror to them. They can get used to alicorns with time, but the initial reaction is usually sheer gut-wrenching terror.
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>>686734421
try brushing your teeth and then drink oj
then you will understand
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Story time fagits
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So what're you people in the mood for? Name it and I'll find it.
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>>686723153
Like this?
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>>686735531

Is that a giant shit? Did that dog make it?!
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>>686735513
smarty abuse. always.
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>>686735513
Is there any abuse unintentionally caused by children? I've never seen any, but it sounds fun.
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>>686735513

This: >>686735833

And the hardest thing to find in the fandom: Accidental genital abuse.
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>>686734265
Not exactly, I head over to the Booru and hope for new content.
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@686732902
then youll feel right at home on >>>/mlp/
there is a rule explicitly forbidding fluffy pony content and you'll get to look at the cute ponies!
@686732906
thanks for the (You)
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>>686735833

I happen to have one.
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>>686735833
>>686736053
This covers it kinda
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>>686736468
>using @
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>>686735670
Si taco made big poopies
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>>686735513

There is a story I've been looking for for ages, yet I know it is somewhere in the booru: It was told from a fluffies point of view, who had been left home with the owners friend to watch over him. The human noticed that something was wrong when the fluffy hadn't made poopies, and although the fluffy didn't feel like he needed to poop the guy told him he would die if he didn't. The fluffy didn't care, until the guy told him that if he died he would never see his daddeh again. Cue the most intense first-person shitting scene ever written.

If you find that, I'll be forever grateful for it.
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>>686737623
I'll look around
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>>686736671

Awesome! Accidental abuse is always the best, it really brings out the "shit so fragile which is broken by all" aspect of fluffies! :D
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>>686723153
that one stuck in the gum is cracking me up
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>>686737623
Remember anything else from the story that might help me find it?
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>>686738645

Nothing really helpful I fear:
Whatever the fluffy had wasn't called constipation but something more fancy than that.
Whoever the owners friend was hadn't wanted to be fluffysitting that day, but when he saw that he saved the fluffies life he thought it was good that he was there.
The story mentioned whenever the fluffy made poopies and/or peepies, the first hint that something was wrong being that the fluffy made just peepies, although it itself didn't pay it any attention.
I suppose it would be labeled hugbox because no one was abusing the fluffy and the ending was happy.
If I remember correctly, it was a rather old story too.
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>>686735513
smarty abuse comic? one with a herd
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>>686739641
Gonna have another look later today, can't seem to find it at the moment.

I'll see what I've got. Meanwhile, have this from the smarty's perspective.
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>>686736053

Anal abuse is more than fine too.
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Found some smarty abuse
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>>686738097

At least the abuse isn't the intention in this one.
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>>686732245

it's not just the horn, but the combination of a horn and wings. fluffies don't care if other fluffies have one or another, but having both overtaxes their brains and makes them afraid and hyperdefensive
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>>686732004

take your brony shit elsewhere, faggot. is /trash/ not enough for you?
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>>686732478
no u
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>>686732245
The mom is just a shitrat brat with higher regard for herself than for her babies. Baby having a horn has nothing at all to do with it.
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>126 posts
>no SMOKEY WAWA

I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed.
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>>686735513
oh oh oh what about the one where a hung over dude wakes up on his lawn and there is a pregnant mare and a its mate waiting for him?
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>>686732149
>>686732245
>>686734480
>>686742174
I honestly can't believe what incredible faggots you all are. Kill yourselves.
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>>686743821
do you know what site you're on?
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>>686743821

You have the right to your opinion but I think your time would be better spent elsewhere.
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>>686743821
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Okay I need to ask something about litter palls and the use of mares.

okay, so forcing a fluffy to eat shit, seem basically like a punishment, but with no actual efficient or practical purpose. (you could use it as fertilizer or sell it as such and make cash) so it makes no sense to sell little mates jsut to eat shit. now the mare for stallions makes some measure of sense, but with one question? why is the mare not chemically castrated before being turned into a litter pal? what is the point of keeping her fertile is the goal is to sate the stallion but not produce foals?
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>>686746071

As much as I enjoy forcing fluffies to eat shit, I think the whole litterpal idea is flawed from the start. I don't believe fluffies would be cruel enough to use one, or dumb enough to not recognize its distress.

I'd love to shit on a fluffy, but if a fluffy wanted to shit on a living being I'd kill it instantly. Abuse is the human's job dammit!
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>>686724005
>>686724125
artist of that comic here. Im very busy with life stuff, not sure if I will ever get back to it or not.
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>>686746661
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>>686746555
there was also some more art that fucked things up.
it was a store selling litterpals for $40.00 a piece. the fluffies are crying, and all but on are female implying that the ability to rape the mare is one of the major selling points, my questions is, doesn't that make more sense than fucking making them eat shit for no reason? further more. $40 and they are still Fertile?! what the fuck!?
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>>686724818
Sorry to hear
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>>686725134
GOD THAT WAS GOOD
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Dumping a short story

>You are a dairy farmer.
>Your pastures encompass the rolling hills just outside of Genericsburg.
>For some reason your are staring confused at your cows.
>They're supposed to be in the north pasture today.
>And yet, here they are in the south pasture.
>Ride out on ATV to north pasture to investigate.
>You spot a sizeable herd of feral fluffies.
>They're too busy grazing to notice you.
>You estimate their numbers to be 30 or so.
>Feral herds routinely pass through your lands, so this doesn't bother you.
>They aren't much of a thread, so you usually let them pass through.
>Each time a herd moves through, several of them die being caught on the barbed wire regardless.
>The cows usually terrify the fluffies, so herd quickly move on.
>You stand and watch them for a few moments.
>One of your cows are grazzing nearby.
>The fluffy herd is waddling around and soon they approach the cow.
>"Dumnmeh moo munstah!" a blue unicorn says, puffing out its cheeks.
>"Gu 'way! Dis wand bewong to hewd nao!"
>The herd mills around the hooves of the cow, biting a bucking away.
>Although this doesn't hurt the cow, she's sufficiently annoyed to away toward the south pasture.
>"Yay! Smawty fwiend chase 'way dummeh munstah!" the herd cheers, before returning to grazing.
>Yeah, this ain't gonna happen.
>You get off the ATV and approach them.
>Some of the toughies that see you approach them, begin to puff out their cheeks and stomp the ground.
>The blue unicorn sees you and waddles toward you to stand between you and the herd.
>"Hooman munstah gu 'way! Nu scawed of dummeh hooman munstah!"
>How quaint.

"Look, I don't mind yall grazing here for a while but you best leave my cows alone."
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>>686748083

>"Hewd chase 'way dummeh moo munstah! Dis wand bewong to hewd nao!" he says, stomping the ground.
>The herd cheers at their smarty friend for telling off the big human monster.
>How. Very. Quaint.
>You grab the blue unicorn by the scruff and lift it up to eye level.
>It runs usually in the air, squealing "Dummeh munstah put smawty down! Hewd gon gif big huwties to munstah!"
>The toughies, seeing their smarty friend in trouble, charge at you.
>They bite and buck at your legs but they might as well had been poking you with pillows.

"Now I'm gonna say this only once more. Don't harass my livestock. Eat your fill on the grass and then get lost."

>You drop the unicorn and walk off, nudging the toughies aside with your boots.
>Behind you, you hear the herd cheering for their smarty friend who chased off the scary human monster.

Later that day.

>Cows are again where they aren't supposed to be.
>You see several toughies nipping at their legs to drive them off.
>Farms hands come to complain to you.
>They don't want to hurt the stupid shitrats but they're interfering with farm work.
>A group of fluffies, lead by the blue unicorn, are charging at your cows.
>You go to confront them.
>They immediately charge at you to chase you off once more.

"That's it, I need you and your herd to get off my lands."
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>>686748134

>"Dese fwuffy wands! We take gwassies fow fwuffies." it says, cheeks puffed up.
>Now, you're usually a very level-headed person.
>You've been around animals of all kinds in your life.
>But this fluffy little cuntmuffin waltzing in, claiming the land your family has own for four generations, is starting to piss you right the fuck off.

"Say that again?"

>"Smawty take dis wand fow hewd! Yu gu 'way!"
>You are a level-headed person.
>No, really.
>But you're of the old school, so when you need to make a point, you subscribe to shock and awe.
>You put down the unicorn and it and its toughies quickly waddle back to the herd, despite its brave showmanship.
>Your eyes scan the herd, searching for a particular kind...
>...ah, there's one, surrounded by a tightly knit group of other fluffies.
>You walk over to it, nudging fuzzy attackers aside with your boots.
>You tower over it, other fluffies forming a ring around it, puffing out their cheeks.
>You push them aside and lift the pregnant earth fluffy off the ground.
>"Nuu! Nu huwt fwuffy, am mummah soon!" It cries out. "Hewp! Munstah take fwuffy!"
>Based on how round she is, she must be close to full term.
>The smarty shouts at you "Gib back soon-mummah! Hewd gib biggest huwties!"
>All of the toughies converge on you in a futile attempt to bring you down.
>The green mare shrieks and begs for you to put her down and for the herd to safe her from the monster.
>You point her rear end away from you and brace her against your side, belly up, with your arm.
>With your free hand, you punch her in the stomach.
>"EEEEEEE! Owwies! Pwease nu huwt fwuffy, am mummah soon!"
>The cries of the mare spur the toughies on in their charge and the rest of the herd plead and beg you to give back the fluffy mare.
>You punch her a second time. Her bowels release, spraying foul excrement onto the herd below.
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>>686748225

>Whines of "Nu smeww pwetty." and "Nu gif sowwy poopies!" comes from the unfortunate ones caught in the shitrain.
>You punch her a third time, finally accomplinshing your goal.
>A tiny, slimy fluffy foal shoots out of the mare and falls to the ground.
>It's green, like its mother.
>The fluffies below emmidiately cease their attack on you, turning their attention to the foal.
>"Babbeh? Whewe babbeh?" the mare asks.
>You toss her aside and she hits the ground with a thud.
>You reach down, smacking away the fluffies to pick up the foal.
>The foal chirps and mewls in your grasp.
>The mare weakly pleads with you to return her baby and the hewd begs and demands you not hurt it.
>It wiggles and squirms in your hand, eyes not even open yet.
>"Gif back babbeh, ow hewd gif munstah foweba sweepies!" the smarty threatens you.
>You smile sadistically as you yank on the foal, pulling on its frail body in opposite directions.
>It schrieks out in agony before its head detaches with a snap.
>"NUUUUU! WHY HUWT BABBEH?!" the mare cries.
>The toughies gaining a second wind from seeing the baby die, charges at you again, while the herd cries out in horror.
>"Scawwy." "Nu huwt fwuffy!" "Wun 'way."
>The herd descends into chaos as fluffies try to run away.
>The green mare is beside herself with grief.
>"Why huwt babbeh?! Is onwy wittwe chiwpy babbeh!"
>You shout at the herd.

"Now get the hell off of my fucking lands!"

>You scan the panicked herd, which is clambering and shitting everywhere.
>There are other visibly pregnant mares, huddled together off to one side, with their attenders, fearing for their lives.
>You point to them.

"If you don't get off of my lands right this fucking instnat, I'll kill every single one of you babies!"
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>>686748277

>The blu unicorn, no longer all bravado, stutters.
>"H-h-hewd weave munstah wand. Pwease nu mowe huwt wittwe babbehs."
>The unicorn orders the toughies to round up the herd and guide them, fast as possible, off of the scarry hu man monster's lands.
>The green mare is weakly trying to drag herself after the herd.
>"Tummy... tummy nuy feew guf." she whines.
>A pair of attenders come back to give her hugs to make her pain go away.
>To the best of their effort, the hugs doesn't keep the mare from dying and they quickly give up and waddle after the herd.
>The fluffy herd has departed your lands.
>You toss the decapitated foal aside and look down on the blood on your hands.
>Better get cleaned up.
>You're having spaghetti for dinner.

What d'you guys think?
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>>686748316
Pretty good m8
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>>686746555
You definitely underestimate the cruelty of these things. Remember, these are the creatures that legit fear their offspring if they look weird and actually kill (and possibly eat) the babies they think are dumb or ugly.

All it takes is to convince the fluff that the litter pal LIKES it, or that they're stupid and ugly.

Then again, encouraging a fluff that he's superior to ANYTHING usually breeds smarties.

I dunno.
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>>686749119
>You definitely underestimate the cruelty of these things. Remember, these are the creatures that legit fear their offspring if they look weird and actually kill (and possibly eat) the babies they think are dumb or ugly.
yeah... hasbio programed that...
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