Let's play a game niggers:
You can either have one of any of these things OR what's in the box. The contents of what's in the box will be revealed after someone rolls 99. You cannot exchange your choice with someone else. You must pick one and live with it. You must choose before the box reveals its contents.
1.) Instant Teleportation to anywhere you want on Earth. You can only use this power once a week and you will fall asleep for 6 hours after use.
2.) Invisibility Dagger. Upon wielding the dagger every part of you becomes invisible, including clothing. However, the dagger requires you to murder someone once a month to keep the magic going.
3.) Invisibility Potion. If consumed, your body will turn invisible until you die. Does not affect your clothes. You cannot undo this effect. People still notice the sounds you make.
4.) Gain the ability to turn pure iron into pure gold. If you choose this ability, the whole world will be informed about you, your new superpower and your current location.
X.) THE BOX
gibe box pls
Uhhhh...box
>>686685609
Baux
Box
Dagger
>>686685609
box boss
teleportation for me
Inb4 baux gives you AIDS...
I'll take the dagger
>>686686147
reroll
Box
Boxbox
Boxboxbox
Give me the box peasant
>>686686322
2ndreroll
Box
>>686685609
instant teleportation
Boxx
give me the box
GIMME DAT BOX
open says me
whats in the fucking box
>>686685609
I'll take the dagger.
open sesame
Boxboxboxbox
Teleportation
spam the shit to open the box
2, easy choice
>>686685609
I'd take instant teleport.
Boxboxboxboxbox
Number two is obviously the best choice. Then I'd be just like my Mystic in D&D
Box
>>686686797
off by two
the box, the box!
>>686685609
I cast magic missile at the darkness
Boxboxboxboxboxbox
roll for box
gibe the box my boy
Boxboxboxboxboxboxbox
open
>>686686261
It's useless, you can't travel if you fall asleep right after the teleporting, the only use is once a week u get to skip the travel to wherever you are to your bed and get a good night
All of those things suck, Going box
Boxboxboxboxboxboxboxbox
I'll take the box
guys just try and repeatedly type and try to wait for when its close to 99 before pressing enter
box probably
Boxboxboxboxboxboxboxboxbox
Teleport buddy
WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!
>>686685609
box
>>686686815
Made my decision. Open the box perhaps?
open it for fucks sake
99 get
>>686685609
WHATS IN THE BOX
Fucking throw away the box
contribute to the cause of opening the box
dagger
>>686685609
open the fucking box
I need that box
box pls
>>686686510
3rdreroll
open it
>>686685609
if i roll 99 now
please OP never reveal whats in the box
>>686687300
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, OPEN THE BOX
box box
Box
box get
>>686687300
OFF BY FUCKING ONE YOU FOOL
>>686685609
show whats in the box nigga
>>686687399
yaaasws
open the fucking box my boy
Boxbox
>>686687399
Winrar
>>686687399
WINRAR
>>686687399
HOORAY, HE DID IT, TIME TO OPEN THE BOX, now watch it be empty
>>686687399
Winrar
>>686687399
BOXBOXBOXBOX
>>686687399
WINRAR
>>686687399
Someone's telling me the 99 is there
>>686686995
>What is making a 24 hour journey in to a six hour 'journey'?
>>686687399
Open it OP!
What's in the box??? I choose the box
>>686687399
Winrar open that shit
>>686687399
BOXBOX MOTHERFUCKERS
>>686687548
Dunno
invisibility
99 has opened the box, in its interior, you heard a weak humming and a heartbeat, what could it be?... It seems... IT COULD BE...OH NO!
Open that shit
would have chosen the teleport
>>686687734
it cant be that bad, just show us
>>686687734
A baby !
>>686687734
Come on OP. Don't be a faggot.
>>686687734
OP I swear to God, what's in that fucking box
>>686687734
>>686687734
please be a loli thread
I'm guessing this.
>>686685609
always the box
Dagger pls.
Nigger a day keeps the Jew away.
Is it a dying fetus?
BOXXXX
>>686687734
am i right ?
>>686687734
SHOW US
It seems the OP was murdered before he could tell us what was IN THE FUCKING BOX.
mwahahaha, i have stolen the box, only trips can stop me
>>686688316
I had to keep muh dagger magic m9
>>686688409
Faggot
>>686688409
Give it back Anon
>>686688409
Trips get
>>686688456
Understandable.
>>686688493
never
>>686688409
Fuck you
>>686688409
that was just a decoy box, i the real box right here!
>>686688409
Fuu
Fine don't post what's in the box. Like I care.
>>686688409
Fucking give it back faggot
only quints can open the box
>>686688409
Roll
Oh, I know what was in the box. This:
can I get in the box?
>>686688584
I could double tap this dagger magic anon, you're next.
Congratulations /b/. Inside the box you find, an anime shit tier girl.
I hope that was what you were looking for. Until next time.
rolling for best box
>>686688779
MOTHERFUCKER
>>686688409
Give it back
5 8's
>>686688759
Gladly
>>686688409
nice try
Well fucking played OP.
Give back the box. Roll.
eh?
>>686685609
Dagger
>>686688759
you will never get them since I have the box mwahaha
>stereotypical villain
da box bro
Will trade lemons for box
>>686688584
time to get
>>686688900
>1 off
Roll for box
>>686688999
THE BOX IS OURS NOW MUAHAHAHAHA
>>686688992
MOTHERFUCKER
>>686688999
WINRAR?
>>686688999
trips checked.
>>686688999
NOOOOOOOOOOOO, I AM DEFEATED *drops the box*
>stereotypical villain
YOOOOOOO
>>686688999
>>686688999
Box
>>686689074
I will be back for revenge
stereotypical villain
>>686689074
What a faggot
>>686688999
O shit nigga
>>686688999
gottem
>>686688999
satisfied both requirements, open the damn box and give it to me
>>686688409
>>686685609
>>686688759
I sell her to weeaboo faggots as an escort for top dollar. Then I make a Scrooge McDuck style mansion and swim in a giant vault of money.
>>686685609
PLOT TWIST: The box is empty
I swear to god,this nigga is going to ask for Quads now
>>686689074
Now lets see what's in this mother fucking box
>>686688759
the invisibility dagger is clearly the best option. Just become an assassin.
MUAHAHAHAHA YOU REALLY THOUGHT THAT WOULD STOP ME? *grabs box* ONLY QUADS CANT STUMP ME
>>686689389
Fuck you
>>686689389
Only quads can't? WINRARRR!!!
>>686689257
>>686689389
FUCKING CALLED IT
>>686689389
Fuck off faggot
>>686689248
But hold on Mr. Op the box ITS NOT THE REAL BOX! *hold up fake Box* its to small to be it! The real one is nto a sqare box!
oh no! the box is locked with a code. only 978 or 523 can open it
>>686689466
Good you found my weakness, UPLOADING LINK IN A MOMENT LADIES
>>686689389
that isnt me, he doesnt have my gloriosu mustache, just some faggot impersonating me
>stereotypical villain
>>686689619
Open sesame
>>686689619
Fuck you too
BEHOLD! The box is open! Unlimited free ORANGES for life!
Box
change iron to gold.
go off grid and live in the mountains.
>>686689389
*moves up to him* I will give you this death ray for the box.
Checkmate, if he is a stereotypical villain he has to say yes.
Real OP here. Shut up, faggots. You want to know what's in the box..
The NINTH REPLY TO THIS COMMENT IS WHAT'S IN THE BOX
>>686689619
OPEN
>>686685609
This Box is Shaped as a Rectangle not the Box seen here!>>686687734
I rest my case OP
>>686689899
quads then?
>>686689885
i already told you, that guy isnt me, we look nothing alie, he doesnt even have the curly mustache
>stereotypical villain
>>686689899
>mfw OP winrars his own thing
>>686689923
REROLL
>>686689899
Dildos
>>686689993
>>686689998
so close, damn
a little girl
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/ocl4ont38qlwhzi/AADhdfIrlqkxrPkpoMNcVzhJa?dl=0
GO GO GO!!
>>686689899
A bag of dicks
>>686689899
5th reply
>>686690129
Cheese pizza
For number four, does it mean a one time status of your current location or will it keep the world updated on your current location after a certain period of time?
>>686688999
Winrar?
>>686689840
REAL OP ALREADY OPENED FAGGOT>>686689899
>>686685609
box
I'm done.
>>686689899
Inside the box is a dead magical fetus, which will give you a giant dick, if you wear it around your neck
>>686689899
Monaymonaymonaymoooonaaay
MONAAY
>>686689899
a little girl who becomes your little sister
>>686689899
Pizza
>>686689899
Is it sand
>>686690316
99 says otherwise faggot
>>686689899
jack all
>>686690577
WINRAR
also kek'd
>>686690577
WINRAR
>>686690577
Nice dubs
>>686690577
Free sister
Well Time To Get out the box is opened and i rested my case ill leave the tread with this ticking time bomb there is tree wires red blue and green good luck.
>>686690577
a free little sister to protect
>>686690796
I pick up the bomb, and use my teleportation power to teleport it away and then i run like hell
>>686685609
fucking give dat teleport
Oh shit!
>>686691170
*stabs theif* i will protect my little sis
9819 Rape video of the girl was leaked :)
(16 year old which was raped by 30 people and her boyfriend)
Link 1:
https://a.cocaine.ninja/pxfnnc.zip
Link2:
(Mirror)
https://www.dropbox.com/s/y3u4gg4hhi7bj0c/DUMP.zip?dl=1
Pass is included inside the zip.
Hail me for finding it.
1. Teleportation all the way. Teleporting is OP, even with those downsides.
>>686686995
Well, he says "Instant" now, all you have to do is find a secure location, somewhere secluded that you can poof to. Then all you have to do is break into places normally. If someone spots you, or is about to corner you? No problem, poof to safehouse, try somewhere else. It is the ultimate criminal tool, clean getaway every time until you leave evidence on accident. So you know, don't do that, and you should be fine. Not to mention you can just use it normally to escape anyone. Maybe you could take up work as a magician, or anything really. You are getting caught up in what you can't do, not what you can do. Invisibility sucks, and you probably can't sell the gold for much since they know.
>>686691096
Pick up, teleport, immediately fall asleep, die in explosion?
Reading comprehension brah
>>686691459
wait nevermind, i teleport away with the little sis and screw you guys
>>686691411
calling all mods, repeat all mods we have a situation
>>686691411
Just downloaded it to test and it is a trojan, dont fuck with that shit
>>686691722
u say no trust b?
You cancer bro
>>686691882
/b/ro I just downloaded that shit, its a trojan.
Thx Webroot, favorite antivirus
dagger or box...
definitely the box
>>686692081
>clicking a link you found on /b/
Now nigger this was your first mistake
>>686691411
>password.txt.js
Just have a bloke who chose teleportation, to teleport it way. OP did not specify that it is has to teleport you, only that it was teleportation.
>>686690263
reroll?
Box box
Teleportation
Box
