Waifu Claiming Thread
Claim your waifu/husbando, post pictures, discuss things and have fun!
Akiko claimed
Kyouko claimed.
Britfag Maki claimed
>mfw fgts is kill
Most awkward pic go.
we dont give a fuck about your world with all your global profits and all your jeweled pearls
Claimed and loved
Just gonna lurk for now, I suppose
>>686200735
Overnight sleep study.
(polysomnography)
Milinda claim
>>686200426
Thanks! Also, hello Sinon!
>>686200429
Thanks discount Megumin
>>686200735
They want to keep me longer but I'm a lot to handle... kek. I'm making them let me out as soon as possible.
>>686200735
Mother is fine. Painting is coming along. The wave is receding.
>>686200885
You don't know me at all.
Bedtime boys, I'll catch ya'll later
Also claimed
claimin
>>686199626
Kek, you'll get them next time. Troll comps huh? What kind can you pull off in Overwatch?
>Keks were had all round, however
That's all that matters.
>>686199800
>Leave a like if Tony Hawk sent you here :^)))
That stuff is everywhere.
>>686200044
Another one to check out. Thanks Karen.
>>686200055
Yeah those stimulants have the worse drawbacks. Thanks, but just try to get some rest.
>Why do you think I'm trying so hard~
>>686200846
Same, there are much better rappers. It's so hype because you gotta pipe it up.
>Best idol claimed
>>686201084
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i hate this pic
>Yukko
>any progress with Mai?
What'd I miss?
Faye from Cowboy Bebop
>>686200885
Ha, yeah I've heard of the Skynet uprisings later in the game, not letting that shit happen.
almost got backed into because people don't know how to use their FUCKING REAR VIEW MIRRORS APPARENTLY
>>686201203
Shit like taking too many of one hero, like this autistic fuck Bastion who is a robot that turns into a sentry turret, took three of them two tanks and a healer defending and destroyed the other team.
Shit's fun fam
Obligatory claim.
>>686201159
>discount Megumin
1v1 me on rust knife only, scrub
>>686201084
>>686201102
We don't give a fuck about your wooooooorld
>>686201159
You're a roflcopter pilot, yes?
>>686201203
Yes yes! If you like it, check out Serj Tankian's Harakiri and Elect the Dead. He's the singer/composer of soad
>>686201335
Ehm, if yuuko wants to answer that I think I'll leave it to him. Not sure what his attitude is about this.
>>686201127
Sister
>>686201183
That's not important.
We got all the time in the world to develop a rapport
>>686201185
Goodnight beautiful
Although i don't recognize you.
>>686201335
SShhh hun
Don't worry about it.
>>686201335
I was actually able to greet him after his thread was over.
He was pissed Karen made another thread, not much else going on.
>>686200836
>>686200096
a image list website
and a hoodie
>>686200096
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
...notintheanimestill <3~
>>686201057
shiro
Miho claimed
>>686201084
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>>686201159
>Hugs
>>686201435
The joys of driving and having to trust other people not to fuck up in order to stay alive. I have a mortal fear of being hit by a speeding car from the side
>>686200836
>sandworm a cute
>>686201677
...
I'm not playing WoWs with you anymore
>>686201203
Thanks but I'm sick of resting. I want to go home and back to work. I hate hospitals...
>Because they are finals?
>Can't be because of me, I'm not that important...
>>686201491
AWP only on dust 2 m8
>>686201502
Yup. Rescue helicopters.
>>686201750
>Hugs
What's up?
>>686201685
Hello miho
>>686201586
If by that you mean 33 years, then maybe we do. I doubt that we will though. You seem to offer nothing, so what reason would I want to build anything with you?
>>686201677
woah ok, how about i dont reply to myself accidentally
>>686201502
>>686201878
NO PLEASE IT WAS A JOKE COME BACK
>>686201203
i know if i would recommend Mezmerize/Hypnotize first or Steal This Album first...
Mezmerize/Hypnotize are both still pretty good but imo theres a little decline in "soul" if you get what im saying
Steal This Album has some weird songs on it but they grew a ton on me
>>686201502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX_f-8WZHt0&list=PLA861EF9F91BC1CE8&index=7
i like the thing he sings right after the second verse
i listened to Butterfly today and im not sure if i like it or not
>>686201084
>>686201586
Hey sis!
>>686201084
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>>686201889
Nothing much just got home. Feeling better?
>hugs
>>686201895
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>>686201961
A great and direct point.
You have little reason to.
>>686201084
>>686201084
Okay boys I'm out. Goodnight
Have sweet waifu dreams fam
Roll safe mangs
>>686201889
I'll destroy you m8
>jk, i never play cs:go
>>686201975
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>>686202235
I have no reason to.
>>686201185
Goodnight, Kotori
>>686201586
>>686200885
I was very worried I bothered you with that action, glad we're good.
>>686201685
Hey miho, welcome back.
>>686201183
Good to hear, desu.
I was sad for a moment when I thought I wasn't worth remembering to you.
>>686201889
That's a little ironic, kek. I'll bring that up later though. Got some more stuff to talk to you about!
>>686201975
No worries, desu. I read all posts anyway.
>>686202042
It'll grow on you, it all will
Try Tyrant's Gratitude, I liked that one.
>>686202123
>123
nice.
and nice picture.
>>686202298
night night
I'm going to get off for now, everyone. Need to catch up on some video games. Enjoy your night/day
>pic
>>686202298
Night brit tomato
claim
>>686201159
Hello!!
>>686202394
alright
>>686201586
How fucking saddening. What is it that makes me an unsafe bet, Yukko? There's nothing mysterious about me, so it's not that.
>>686201619
Old news by now.
>>686201084
>
>>686201827
>sandworm a cute
Absolutely
This is the waifu I'm the most conflicted about
Is it worth the sacrifice?
>>686202394
Why wouldn't I remember you? I remember most people in some form or another.
>>686202298
Goodnight brit Maki.
>>686201677
big titties anime girl
This took me way too long.
And im not sure how back you wanted to go
http://randomarchive.com/board/b/thread/686108272
http://randomarchive.com/board/b/thread/686115271
http://randomarchive.com/board/b/thread/686128583
http://randomarchive.com/board/b/thread/686138836
(insert a troll thread with shizuru picture and text ''Looking for (inserttextbecausemymemoryisshit)'' too short to be saved in archive
http://randomarchive.com/board/b/thread/686152766
http://randomarchive.com/board/b/thread/686165052
http://randomarchive.com/board/b/thread/686175389
http://randomarchive.com/board/b/thread/686181738
http://randomarchive.com/board/b/thread/686187301
>>686202298
Goodnight!
>Amatsu
>>686202322
DOWNLOAD THE UPDATE PLS
>also submarines are coming soon
>>686202394
Desu desu~ karen so nice desu~
>>686202663
>you mean my 41cm twin cannons?
>>686201802
So like what happened to Mili two days ago? Yeah me too. And apparently Red's fiance died of a similar incident, which just multiplies my fears. Nobody checks blind spots, nobody uses indicators, nobody knows how double turns work(LEFT GOES INTO LEFT, RIGHT GOES INTO RIGHT, IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING HARD). Thankfully most people here at seem to at least be decent enough to not run reds.
>>686201889
Speak of the devil, how you doing?
>>686201084
>
>>686202298
Goodnight maki
>>686202370
Which will make it the most rewarding.
>>686202394
I will most likely never have reason to hold grudges against people over the internet.
I don't even dislike mai.
>>686202528
I have nothing concrete
If i was 100% sure on something and could prove it you'd already know.
Chin up friend.
claimed
>>686201470
>Full team of Bastions
Absolute madmen.
>>686201502
>>686202042
Writing all of this down.
>>686201889
Well that's a good attitude to have. Never been in the hospital like that but yeah it'd get overwhelming.
>It's a mixture of both~
>>686202298
Sleep tight Brit.
>>686201491
>Rust
>knife only
>Not riot shields and flash bangs
Casual.
>>686201084
I am late
>>686202764
>Shizuru thought I was /k/ anon
I have succeeded.
>>686202126
No, a lot worse. Hurts way more today.
>Hugs
>>686202247
Hey Shinoa.
>>686202322
Exactly.
>I win
>>686202394
>ironic
kek and I was brought to the hospital I work at...
>>686202505
Heyo Sinon. Whats new friend?
>>686202800
Shitty. How are you friend?
>>686202907
Hospitals are depressing places. I cant stand them...
>Stahp your flattering meeeee
>>686203009
Top Kek
>>686202247
>>686202874
What sort of reward could you offer to someone that desires only the impossible? Besides, you've never even told me about yourself.
>>686202907
>Full team of Bastions
Was a ton of fun, I even felt for the enemy team because there was nothing they could've done kek
>Casual.
fite me
>>686202794
Already downloaded~
>>686203205
>fuck
>pic not sponsored
>>686202571
Hello painter, it's good to see you're still among us
>>686201470
Also remember Bastion on the lift
Those poor souls
So much salt
So much keks
>>686202800
I use public transport. I never went for my driver's license. My parents think I just never tried but thruth is I'm terrifed of how other people's incompetence can be the end of me so easily. I get around on foot or by public transport. Yes, I know busses and trains et accidents too but the huge ass white and yellow bus is way less likely to be hit really bad
>>686203205
Hello blue bell. Hope you're feeling better than yesterday
',:^)
>>686203235
>
>>686202528
>Old news by now.
God damn it.
Theories on his identity, I assume?
Why not just politely ask him his identity?
>>686202394
Hello
>>686203205
Thats no good ask for more MEDs if the other guy is paying for it.
>More Hugs
>>686203390
I have always been here, my child. Even when you didn't see me.
>>686203417
>>686203597
I swear it wasn't!
>>686203270
I did the first time we met.
>21
>virgin
>dishwasher
>in college
>poor speech
>poor in general
>occasionally craps blood
>lonely
You can find out the rest later <3
>enjoy shitposting here
>>686202794
I'd like those to be my hand cannons, if you see what I'm saying.
>>686203205
>brought to the hospital I work at
Hey maybe you'll get an employee discount on medical bills~ That was a shitty joke, I'm sorry. But it's okay because insurance and also you're alive so yeah. Doing at least better than yesterday I hope? And I'm okay, just sorta hanging out.
>>686203390
Huh, that's the same reason my bf gave for not wanting his license. He just lets me drive everywhere and uses public transit when I'm not available/before we got together, because he's terrified of other people and also he's worried that he might contribute to the problem because his depth perception is really bad.
>>686203479
The other guy is in hell, thank fuck. Fucking bastard got what he deserved, now he can't hurt anyone ever again.
>>686203828
>>686203828
![sample_9e1500d0debd4aa66fb4d6c5ec55071c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iOQXSSs.jpg "sample_9e1500d0debd4aa66fb4d6c5ec55071c[1].jpg")
Best waifu claimed, sorry
>>686203828
>>686203687
Come now, you'll have to do better than that. Let's go tit for tat.
>26
>over a dozen sexual partners
>server
>out of college
>poor
>strong digestive system
>isolated
>>686201470
>(195)
That must be a beautiful folder you have there
>>686204065
>sample
Argument dismissed.
>>686203009
Lel.
>>686203205
>Injured, sick, deathly residents
Yeah no kidding.
>I can't help it :^)
>>686203367
Kek, did you all get any salty messages?
>fite me
When and where m80.
>>686203417
Hey Shinoa, what's poppin?
>>686203939
>>686203941
>>686204099
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>>686204271
That's a nice picture.
>>686204183
The actual image was above 4MB, so I couldn't upload it, sorry.
>>686203539
Well It's good to see you again my friend. I hope life has been going good or at least not shit
>>686203687
>occasionally craps blood
Dude, that could be cancer, parasites, internal bleeding. Get that shit checked out, seriously
>>686203848
It's just a scary thought and a stupid way to go
1/5 people dies in a traffic accident according to statistic, so my fear is not even that irrational. My distrust of other people doesn't help that either
>>686203848
Well fuck. Get more MEDs and Sue his family if they don't pay for it.
>>686204271
Nothing much. Chilling in bed a bit bored and no heads are popping or busting today lol. You?
',:^)
>>686204362
Wew
>>686202764
Aha. This saves me a decent amount time. You have my gratitude.
>>686204105
Looks like i'm leading
>poor hearing
>mother was emotionally unstable during early childhood
>father lost job during recession
>home violence
>2 irl friends within lifetime
>>686204440
Oh i know what it is.
Thank you for your concern. I receive treatment every 6 weeks.
It's really not so bad now.
>>686203367
kek how are you today?
>>686203417
Feeling worse today. At least no more surgeries
>>686203479
Other guy isn't paying. He didn't survive the crash. Plus i'm maxed on drugs...
>>686203848
kek that was funny. I needed that. Im doing worse pain wise, other than that im okay.
>>686204271
Yeah...
>Stahp it you...
>That pic, cute and sexy...
>TOOMUCH!!!!
>>686204389
Use snipping tool it makes the file size smaller and still looks the same.
>>686204440
It will always be shit. It's just the level of shit we should be concerned with.
>>686203722
wew its getting warm in here
>>686203367
COEM PLAY WITH ME PLS. IM ACTUALLY DOING SO GOOD
>>686204722
Could you post 'Peter Lorre 1'?
Claimed the best of the best
>>686204459
See
>>686204679
Sucks your maxed our right now. Hope the pain goes away soon.
>Hugs
>>686204271
>nice pic
Of course we did
One said that to play Bastion, you only need 1 hand. one on the mouse and the other on your dick masturbating to Widowmaker
I responded "tru" kek
Rust riot shield only m8
>>686204679
>>686204679
I'm alright!
What about you friend?
>>686204791
>nice twin 41cm cannons :^)
But I don't feel like playing D:
>>686204975
opps wrong way.
>>686204656
>hard of hearing
>mother, father, and stepmother were all emotionally unstable
>father almost killed himself when I was in elementary school
>no violence
>some friends, don't help the isolation
>>686204830
You mean this one?
Noire. No fucking question.
> tsundere
> goddess
> nice tits
> actually gives a damn about her duties
> based on PS3
It'd be shameful not to pick best CPU.
>>686205059
I feel bad for you.
>>686205031
Indeed, thank you.
Billy Mays Claimed
>>686204922
A new anon?
>>686205031
I'm curious on the story of how your head was injured when you were a baby.
>>686205059
hello noire
>>686205155
What mean you by this?
>>686204362
>>686205296
What are we at 5 now?
>>686205296
Car wreck. Guy fell asleep, ran a stop sign, and t-boned my family's vehicle.
>>686205381
>>686205326
I was only curious about the first picture in your folder, simple as that.
>>686204975
Thanks friend.
>>686204988
In pain, other than that, okay...
Good morning, /waifu/!
claimed
>>686205488
I haven't posted the first image in my folder yet. I save it for very special occasions.
>>686204362
>>686205381
>>686205455
>>686205568
>>686204791
Which part is getting warm?
>>686205419
If this one stayed yes, but other tomos are never here these days. Or i just never see them.
>>686205443
Hmm very easily could have happened to anyone.
I could complain more, but at this point i think i'd be pulling at straws. Many things were bad, but few things matter today in my current situation. I have no reason to return to them.
Do you feel the same?
>>686205651
Hello....you.
>>686205596
Damn..
Hope you get better soon
>>686204679
No pain killers?
https://youtu.be/vvzFsBCLTrQ
>>686205651
Morning friend!
>>686205835
The boobs~
>>686204722
Life is shit, that's just the way it is. It's how much shit you can take and keep moving forward that defines our strength
>>686204656
Some concern is the least I can show. It'd be a real bummer watching you go out because your intestines got ruptured. I hope the treatment is working well for you
>>686205694
Idk dude you used it fairly often in gfur. Either that or I just so happened to be there most of the time when it happened.
>>686201187
>Destructive sadist that exists for the sole purpose of causing pain and misery
>Gloats over defeated enemies to hurt them
>Smug about her OP abilities that she got from an item built by people wiser and smarter than herself
Would gladly murder if given the chance/10
Also claimed
>>686204271
Thanks Galko. How are you? Besides the sleep and all.
>>686204530
Kek, taking it easy huh? Same old same old, wish there weren't sudden thunderstorms and shit happening but all is good.
>>686204679
Haha, if that's what you wish.
Got something to distract you?
>>686204988
Thanks m8.
Kek, he's just pointing out the obvious. You're going down.
>>686205854
Hiya person I've not yet met!
>>686205910
Hiya Smuggles, how's the head feelin?
>>686205835
>which part is getting warm
>ME
>>686204988
>dunno what size cannons amatsukaze has... looks like 12cm
>>686201084
>>686205932
I'm surprised that you've shown interest.
You have a good life don't worry about me.
Thank you though.
Treatment is eternal.
>>686206003
hello fran, how are ya?
>>686206110
What do i call you?
>>686205854
I make my home in the past. It is very difficult for me to exist where I am now. It is only through my painting that I can connect with the world as it is.
>>686205974
The special occasion is usually Snuggles shows up or I make some sort of cheeky comment.
>>686205932
If that's the case then I'd be the strongest man alive, but I'm not. I'm a weak, fragile little child. I'm hurt too easily and scare too readily.
>>686206126
Maybe the region down there? You know you want it babe.
>>686204362
>>686206029
Oh great, my eyes are failing again.
>First reply.
>undercity huckster into pit lord
>why do we bleed
>>686206126
12.7cm
>>686206029
topkek
>>686205901
Thanks friend.
>>686205910
Already maxed out. Doc says I cant take more.
>>686206029
>Secretly wishes for more...
Yeah. I actually have a scan now so I will be back soon.
Be back soon everyone. Gotta get another scan.
>>686204440
>>occasionally craps blood
>Dude, that could be cancer, parasites, internal bleeding. Get that shit checked out, seriously
This happens to me on a daily basis by now.
Shit.
>>686206284
Makoto! Who might you be?
>>686201084
>>686206206
Shinku miku
>>686205155
>>686206284
If I had to imagine what Fran's average day would be like, I'd say it was busy, filled with either constant number crunching or meetings with world leaders both legal and illegal.
Hence, ideal waifu for me since I'm not very good with constant contact.
I once lived with a GF and I insisted that we slept in separate rooms.
>>686206439
See you soon.
>>686206312
Well that makes sense considering there's no shortage of situations to make cheeky comments in that cesspool.
>>686206455
Could just be fissures. I get them fairly regularly because shitty diet.
>>686206312
It's good that you have an outlet and your personality matches what i would expect from a great artist. Though i wouldn't know for sure without seeing.
>>686206517
You can call me yuuko, i have a few nicknames, but this is the standard.
it is nice to met you.
>>686206553
That probably worked in your favor.
Women love insane men from what i can tell.
Did that end well?
>>686206110
You read last night's story?
>>686206029
Dude thunderstorms is perfect night night weather
>>686206439
Sounds like you Gotta rub one out now ;) take care okay?
>>686206715
Yes, well, there certainly are much worse places to be than there though.
>>686206739
"Great artist." I'm a hack, a fraud. I'm not a painter, I'm nothing.
All your waifus are mine now.
>>686206979
Trips only
>>686206715
>Could just be fissures. I get them fairly regularly because shitty diet.
That makes sense, but I've been drinking tea for lunch for the past week since I can't even digest a goddamn cheese sandwich
>>686206901
That's exactly what all the greats think of themselves
>>686207038
ruri
>>686206739
The pleasure is all mine!
>>686206772
Well of course, you know... well, maybe not. I'm almost always around at night times! Still can't believe they wouldn't let you take a picture, and then sat you out of the rest of the game anyways.
>>686207082
But they were all invariably wrong. I'm not wrong.
>>686206772
>>686206739
>That probably worked in your favor.
It did. We never got sick of each other
>Women love insane men from what i can tell.
Very true
>Did that end well?
Yep, she had to move away for a job, so we broke up. She comes into town occasionally to visit her friends and have sex.
I believe that if you can watch "Game of Thrones" with your ex after sex then that was a good breakup.
