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have u evr considered working in a bakery?
>>686142688
I believe I recall you suggesting that once before. I have not. Is it somewhere where I don't have to deal with people?
>>686142803
Depends if you wanne work in pastery then u need to deal with me
if you wanne work kneading you work with
this 50 y/o dude that never stops talking
>>686142951
As long as I don't have to deal with dumbass customers I'm fine. Co-workers are alright, but I get triggered at people's stupidity simply going to the store.
>>686143109
u can always help "cream" their cake
I must know how that comic ended! Please generous anon!
>>686143243
Sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen.
>>686143312
Gazelle mans the fuck up and becomes and alpha, and starts fucking all the chicks in his tribe, the end.
Gonna get something to eat, be back in a few minutes.
>>686143401
I its as stupid of a person as you'd get pissed of at them i doubt they will notice plus we can just mask it with whipt cream
annyone alive?
>>686143523
faget
>>686143998
no
>>686144466
Yes, I know.
>>686144951
sup
>>686145081
Nothing much. It's funny, I knew you'd show up. Just last thread I was saying that the only thing that could make me happy right now was getting a pair of black and purple striped thigh high socks so I could appease you.
>>686145260
hahaha
nice. yea i guess you summoned me.
good job
>>686145404
I'm good at my practice. What are you up to?
>>686145472
im chill
feeling tired as fuck today even though i slept for a long ass time
bleh
>>686145887
God I love mares.
>>686145972
hope you like boys too because the mare i posted is a boy
>>686145887
Lucky. I didn't even sleep for 3 hours, and couldn't even take a nap. Fucking sucks.
So which one of these do you like more?
http://www.sockdreams.com/products/super-stripes?t=8603&
These are nice, but apparently have small thighs whereas mine are giant, and the stripes seem a little small, but I may be nitpicking.
http://www.sockdreams.com/products/extraordinary-stripes-longer?t=9550&
I like these, but they may be too long for my short little babby legs, and they're nearly twice the price as the others. Can't decide.
>>686146221
I'm stupid, I need to read more. The latter is actually shorter than the former. But god damn they're still expensive.
>>686146201
BONER KILLED
>>686146221
i have the extraordinary longer ones in pink/white and they are 10/10
but yes they are very long
how tall are you?
and anyway you can kinda wear them a little lower, they still look fine with a little slack in them
>>686146369
they are totally worth it
>>686146531
You're fucking gay mate, you like stallions.
>>686146578
5'3. I only have like a 27" or 28" inseam though.
>>686146531
fucking straightie
it was hot when you didn't know it was a guy. so it should still be hot now you know it has a penis.
if you disagree you are an insecure closetfag
>>686146725
they should be fine
go do it!
>>686146725
Lel, I say it as if I'm not a fucking turbomanlet. Ah, whatever.
>>686146857
A'ight. Now I gotta find a way to get them. That'll be the hard part, explaining to my family that I'm a fag would actually be easier.
>>686146972
well you got any guys you trust close to you?
get someone else to order em to their house then pay them cash
and dude you don't even have to say you are fag. maybe they are a gift for some female
>>686147225
>implying I have any friends, let alone any females
Who do you think I am?
>>686147380
you don't have to really have a female you just say you do
and yea i guess so.
welp. get a credit card then!
you could always get an internet fag to order them for ya but then you have no way to pay em back really
>>686147717
>get a credit card then!
I plan on doing that. Somehow.
>you could always get an internet fag to order them for ya but then you have no way to pay em back really
True. I was thinking that, but I also don't like for people to buy me things, even as a broke NEET.
Then again, my birthday is also in 2.5 weeks, which I somehow forgot about. May just man the fuck up and say "hey, I want these socks for my birthday".
>>686148022
Referring to my family of course.
>>686148022
kek
you could do, but it would be better if you asked for a fuckin credit card and some money
then you can get whatever gay stuff you want.
>>686148440
True. I still have to wait for my grandma to get back from Florida before I do anything though, and I don't know when she'll return. Damn it. Oh well, I've waited long enough, I can wait a little longer if I have to.
>>686148642
yea i guess so
but yea man you need that card really. not just for gay shit either
>>686148965
Yep, I know. I've wanted one for a long time, but I can't seem to convince anyone in my family to help me out. Maybe it'll finally work this time.
let's see if namesync works today...
>>686149105
well how hard do you try and convince them?
>>686149180
It seems it isn't.
>>686149180
apparently it doesn't. fuck.
>>686146584
mecha is a retarded fetish there is nothing sexy about, wires, gears and plastic
>>686149250
Not much anymore. I don't know about my grandma, but nothing seems to convince my mom and stepdad whom I no longer live with because my mom's a psychotic bitch. Has a business and makes hundreds of thousands a year and can buy my brother sister all kinds of shit including the latest iphones and hundreds of dollars worth of shoes, but can't even help me open a god damn bank account. I'm probably just being an annoying faggot right now, but she really fucking pisses me off, worthless cunt.
>>686149397
Your opinion matters on the internet.
ns test
>>686149817
Keep trying.
>>686149744
nah that's fucked up
what the fuck man...
bitch.
my mum is even poorer than me and still tries to help me out with money whenever she can. jeez
>>686149744
but i shall state it requardless
>>686150015
It's because I'm the son of a man whom she never did anything else other than fuck, so she treats my younger brother and sister way better than me because they're the children of the man she married. She claims to love me and wishes the best for me, but doesn't do shit to help me out. And she's a fucking lunatic. She literally believes she's dead, and thinks she got hit by a train when she was 19, and somehow created this world so she can experience things she didn't before. Like, full Cotard's syndrome. Her business? Selling fucking rocks that are supposed to "vibrate on special frequencies that heal you" or some dumb shit. I wish I was joking about this, but I'm not. So she's of no help to me. I just felt like saying that, because Jesus fuck she is insane.
>>686150542
well now that's interesting...
sup, guys
>>686150544
well my grandma is schizophrenic and sends me pieces of cheese for my birthday when its not my birthday
i was 40 last year.
and she still sounds more sane than your mom.. fuck that shit
what a bitch. being insane is one thing but treating you like shit just because she fucked the wrong guy or whatever is 0/10 mom kinda shit.
take her money and execute her
>>686150544
Oh, and it wasn't even her business to begin with. It was my stepdad's (who's actually pretty damn cool), and she took it over because he's pussywhipped by a lunatic, and because he didn't care much about it.
>>686150940
cuck tier
so I got a new recruit recently
meet Pixie the Squee <3
I commissioned this a while ago but just got it <3
>>686150925
I'm going to sound like a true psychopath, but I'd be lying if I haven't thought that before. And admittedly, my dad isn't all that great either. I mean, he's still living my his mom and doesn't even have a GED, and works some shitty part-time job. He's pretty much a manchild, so I can see why my mom didn't get married to him despite them being best friends in high school, but he's alright other than that.
Anyway, that's my life's story. I just felt like sharing it because I hope someone can empathize with the bullshit I've gone through in my life.
>>686151036
Yep. He's still a pretty cool guy though, even if he is a cuck. But also, my mom is insane, so I can kinda see why he doesn't try to man up. I think he knows it too considering I actually get along better with him than my retarded brother and sister do.
>>686151592
errr wrong picture
>>686150875
Heya Max, how are you?
>>686151592
Adorable. How's it going?
>>686151705
I'm doing pretty good
seems like NS is working better for ya today
Fml im back
some weird shit happened
I need to forget so back to fapping
>>686151612
doesn't matter how bad your dad is/was or whatever
she cant take that out on you
seriously just make her give you a bunch of money then never speak to her again
>>686151705
I'm meh. in the middle of my finals and I still got a shitload of stuff to study for...
hope you're better
>>686151891
Good to hear.
That it is. About damn time.
>>686151928
I kinda want to know, but it's probably not my business anyway, and I'll let you get back too fapping.
>>686151997
I don't know how that will work. She's not really a bad person, she's just crazy. It would feel wrong doing that. Not that I could. Trying to fight with her is the reason she kicked me out 5 times since I was 11 (and forced me a move back in with some sob story). I would feel terrible about it, I'm too much of a sweetheart (but don't tell anyone that).
>>686151928
fapping is always good.
care to tell us what happened?
>>686152262
Well I don't have to worry about finals, but I'm not exactly good either way. Anyway, good luck on your finals.
>>686152289
she sounds like a bad person
well maybe she doesn't mean to be but she totally is.
mothers don't do that kinda shit
>>686152663
Yeah, that's true. I couldn't do something like that though. I'm probably just going to cut ties with her when I can. I'm kinda there already. I tried calling her on Mother's day, but it was a bit late and she didn't answer, and I didn't call back.
She did send me a GTX 970 recently cause my old 570 was dying and I wanted to play DS3 which my older brother gifted me, so that's badass on both accounts. But I'm sure she's going to give some kind of excuse like "oh that was your early birthday present" or some shit. Or maybe not, I think I give her more shit than I should.
>>686142951
Does anyone have any more pics like this and mine (POV-ish where the vags are right in your face)
>>686153150
go get your own house and do gay stuff
>ds3
yea me and maya wana play that together some time
>I think I give her more shit than I should.
probably not
>>686153350
That's what I plan on doing.
It seems really good from the 7 or so hours I've played it. I want to play it more, but I just don't care about games anymore. They don't keep my interest for some reason. I kind of feel bad about not playing since my bro gifted it to me, and that's the entire reason my mom spent $350 on a graphics card for me.
Basicly i was almost done fapping when my door bell rang.
so i stopped and whent to go see whatsup and this dude is infront of my door on one leg and his bike is on the sidewalk.
He says how he strained his ankle and his knee hurts and asks if i have annything for the cut on his knee.
Long story short is.
I made his cut sterile and rubbed his ankle with this muscle cream.
then wrapped it in a bandaid.
It was really awkward tho.
We both made alot of eye contact and he was as red as a tomato.
then when i went to put my medkit away i looked in the mirror and saw i was basicly just as red.
>>686153828
Hah! That's pretty great. You should've fucked him.
>>686153649
yea i cant even into games atm it seems
>$350 gpu
which is fucking nothing compared to new iphones and nigger shoes and stuff
its a nice gesture i guess but its still kinda a "fuck you"
>>686153828
he wanted your dick man wtf should have been a bro and hooked him up fam
>>686153990
Yeah, true. I don't know, I wouldn't really complain if I don't get anything for my birthday. I've never cared much for them honestly.
