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>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules
>Fubuki claimed
>>686089362
aids
here
>>686089239
I live in the american cuck nation of Canada
Milinda claim
>>686089448
A little bit. Its gotten a lot better. Still not too great though.
Best suit girl claimed. I'm gonna head off now though, but I'll be back later.
>>686089113
Thats not a good build... its too shortranged and wouldnt be all that fast. Youll want a Warhammer for dakka, I think you can fit 4 AC 5s on it. Blackjacks are a solid mech though.
My dakka mechs are all assaults at the moment. I can swap one of my laser vomit Timbies for it though.
>King crab, Mauler and Direwolf
Rory claimed.
Just a reminder, you must be one of us.
Taken
Crispy waifu claimed
still here, dank picture is very close to done green haired vampire girl
>>686089448
Just got back? What a shame, I'm already at The Top.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqXeK6mGGnw
>>686089603
Heya Amatsu
>41cm twin cannons ready
Cat Witch
>>686089869
>Megumin claimed <- Forgot that one Q_Q
Jan pawel claimed
>>686089782
>too shortranged
Shit, I think I got the wrong cannons, they were rapid firing and had an effective range of 800 meter if I remember correctly
>laser vomit
Kek'd
>>686089869
Heya Megu, how are you?
>>686089830
>Dank picture is very close to done
Much appreciated, Shironon!
>>686089928
Bad animu.
Great manga.
Good pick.
>>686089362
Ohoho, Claimed.
I'm back from indoor trampoline dodgeball. And I have a story that some may like because my head was bleeding a bit while others find it mundane
Miho claimed
I can't sleep.....
>>686088504
>JUST DO IT
B-but i can't.
>Rattle
>>686089744
Well it's better than it was. Kek, I remember seeing people just walking underground.
>>686089781
See ya Akira.
>>686089836
But will you Stay there?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gyF21HgI5Q&list=PLF36C878E625C1C21&index=30
>Best idol claimed
>>686090338
Do it
>shinoa
>>686090543
I'm already laying in bed.
>Miho
>>686089810
>crispy
who honestly doesn't like crispy
>>686089830
hook me up with a dank picture please
I wanna 360 noobs
>>686090361
maki is a cute
>>686090361
I will till I Pull the Trigger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCZugJviWoQ
>There's no single upload for the song I wanna post
The fuck.
>>686090719
Make an effort, will you.
>Tats would want you to be rested.
>>686090172
DID YOU SAY
>CANNONS?
>>686089362
Hanako here
>Finished cooking
>I now have 2 dozen deviled eggs
>What do?
>>686090745
I'M THE REAL ONE
>>686089810
Imposterino
>>686089869
>>686090172
Holy shit I didn't know you could time travel
>isn't interacting with your past considered a paradox though?
>>686090335
>indoor trampoline dodgeball
Sounds super fun
>>686090172
Pretty good so far, and you?
>>686090172
They are AC/5s. A more solid build on a blackjack.
>if firing 7 lasers at once isnt laser vomit what is it?
I do prefer brawling though. Sad I missed out on the Kodiak. It looks like a useful Direwolf with some actual speed to it.
>I have 50k exp on my Jenner Oxide
>I just hate the other Jenners
>>686090335
Its only a good story if you used your blood as a weapon.
>>686090745
Oh, i love crispy things.
>>686090842
Amatsu is Discount. I'm the new megu <3
>>686090183
Hope you like it. Now I think you'll understand why asked about the Miami thing. I tried to get rid of it, but whenever I did the hat looked way too unnatural.
>Shiro
Coming in late as hell. No work tomorrow so you know what we doin
Rikka claimed
>>686090842
eat some of them this time egg man
>>686090359
But you have to
>>686090189
Hello Ohoho!
>>686090361
Yeah, I remember those days... kek
>>686091111
PUT YOUR QUADS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM
>>686091193
I do?
But either way, no can do. That'd be like telling someone to take a nap in the middle of the day.
I only woke up like 5 hours ago. Lol
Tomoko claimed
Was with the squad right? We were all lumped up for the game ready for some dodgeball on trampolines. Of course we wanted up first be going in and rekt or get rekt.
Cont
>>686090719
Oh
>>686090842
It was great
>>686090862
Couldn't sadly
>>686091111
Checking with kumin senpai?
>>686090838
>lewd?
>
>>686090842
My life is a paradox..
>applies noose
>>686090859
Pretty much same!
I'm going to play some WoWs soon~
>>686090862
I see
>It's laser vomit, you were right!
I'm not good with brawling.. I'm more of a support guy, crippling enemy targets for the big guns
>>686091111
Nice get!
>>686090842
How can you be so lewd with such a non lewd waifu
>>686091092
top tier.
>>686091111
CHEKKD.
sup rikka
>>686090189
No plot
>>686091196
Plot
>Hugs
>>686090335
That shit looked rad as hell, but uh what happened bro?
>>686090814
Is that your Burning Desire?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UFHA2RlemA&list=PLF36C878E625C1C21&index=51
>>686090745
Nagato a ship qt.
>>686091111
And what is that oh One Eyed Dabber?
>>686091196
Haha, added some spice into the game.
>>686090842
>2 dozen deviled eggs
>what do?
Arrange a meetup with me.
I will rid you of all of those devilish eggs.
>>686091092
Oh whoops I understand now!
Haha, that's still clever as shit, I love it!
DANKe!
>>686091425
It is, and someone uploaded it 3 days ago. Time to Get in Love!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkszWwdKFgk
OK, I have too many requests for dank pictures at the moment, I'll be taking requests tomorrow though.
>>686091460
Yea thought you'd like it, only other hats that I could find that had 'winner' on it were trucker hats.
>>686091122
These were pretty hard to make. Maybe I SHOULD eat them...
>>686091082
This time-travel business is messing with my head.
Anyways, howdy Megumin.
>>686091365
NO PLEASE
>>686091366
>the curse haunts me
>>686091460
Nah, I'm probably going to put them in plates and leave them around the house in random rooms again.
>or eat them idk
>>686091308
Here ya go, nothing illegal here
>>686091349
I love Kumin she is adorable, always tired but its really cute
>>686091365
I never get this lucky!
>>686091425
Oh just chilling sleeping in finally playing overwatch, talking to you guys, whats up with you soft maki?
>>686091349
Yeah. And for some reason I want a bowl of ice cream. Even with it being 3am.
menma claimed
>>686091365
Nothing more satisfying to me than using a shotgun Jenner.
The IIC Jenners can hold 6 SRM6s. 72 points of damage to the back. 3 assaults down in 3 shots.
Either that or my TBR-S. S for splat. I once dropped into an enemy push and got 4 kills and 1k damage. Survived too. That was amazing.
>>686091368
Kek Heyo.
>Hugs
>>686091425
That is true. I thought you didn't have a computer? How did you play?
>>686091913
Quick someone call the new shitty ass Ghostbusters.
>>686091816
tights woman
come on
>>686091726
>dab
>>686091705
>put them in
please do
>>686091636
fair enough shiro. hows your day been?
>>686091425
ur a qt qt.
>>686091705
at least a few
>>686092202
Oh no, I'm still doing yours, just have yours and another one's and it takes about 25 minutes a piece, so don't want to do more. I've been good, halfway through FMA: Brotherhood now. How have you been?
>>686092074
>Hugs
>>686092096
Nigga I'm on my phone.
>>686091591
But that's Mission Impossible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyXwcrc0xAI
>>686091726
Sounds blissful m8. Not much, blasting Eurobeat and reading game articles until I pass out.
>>686092074
>How did you play?
>What is YouTube & Twitch
Kek, that's where my knowledge of CSGO comes from also.
>>686092202
Well aren't you flattering.
>>686092480
go to bed then
>>686091349
Few rounds in and I got me some dodges, outs and catches. I it was before the 4th round that happened. The ref blew the whistle and it came by so fast. I knew I was dealing with good pitchers.
I got hit by a really fast ball and was like "Oh shit I've been hit. Oh well." While walking out, someone said "hey! Your head is bleeding!" My friends took a look at me. Told me it was running and I was like "that's cool"
The court's game was put on hold because of me and employees asked if I neended a bandage. What the fuck do I look like? Some casual?
>>686091425
Read above lol
>>686091726
She can tranparent anywhere. Second fav after dekomori
>>686091816
I get those around this time lol
>>686092514
Nothing's impossible if I'm Forever Young!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gJ8Sdoxt9Y
Woo. I need more pics of Seras on my phone...
>>686092202
>dabbing for the qt
>>686092514
Sounds like a super chill night, I am trying not to fall asleep myself
>>686092716
Where does Rikka fall on your list?
>>686092480
>Hugs.
How are you?
>>686092514
kek fair point.
>>686092716
You do look like a filthy casual though.
>>686092738
>compliments of the chef
>Rory-sama
Mirai claimed forever
>>686092694
I'm trying
>>686092716
Am I pregnant? Jk
>>686092841
Still trying to sleep and keep getting hot flashes. It sucks.
>>686092996
Mirai! Where have you been? I was really worried for awhile there...
>>686093049
That sucks. Im sorry bro...
>>686093049
close eyes
and quit touching yourself
>>686093271
I'll deal with it. Would be nicer if I didn't have a window AC unit. Shit is loud.
>Miho
>>686092202
STOP LEWDING THINGS
>>686092291
Needs a little more salt
>>686092716
In dodgeball, I call myself the Dodge King
>Everyone else calls me a pussy
>>686093734
youre not going to eat any of them are you?
>>686092716
>and I was like "that's cool"
Kek, some type of badass huh?
>>686092723
Oh the Hearbeat of youth!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMNRoApV5T0
>>686092835
It really is, always appreciate those nights. If it happens, it happens.
>>686092841
Haha, trust me if I had a PC we'd be playing something.
>>686091705
Too late
>
>>686091726
One day, you'll get quints~
>>686092069
Wow, that sounds really fucking fun!
I might learn how to brawl
>>686092457
My nigggg
im excited
>>686092514
you're one to talk!
hows your day going maki?
>>686093734
>LEWD THINGS
i mean hanako, i guess we could get into that.
>>686092835
you're the QT here.not me
tired as fuck. how are you guys?
>6-foot shitposter claimed
>>686093897
Stop using mai waifu
>>686093953
It's rather a curse after a while. I wish you could Save Me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWaPK8d4uZc
>>686093727
I understand. Sorry mate. Wish I could help.
>>686093953
Fair point. kek
Im gonna get online for PS tomorrow. Just an fyi
>>686094049
>why are you doing this
>>686094045
WWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYY
>>686093897
Nah
>>686094223
I'm cursed
>>686092716
Friends told me that I need to wash up but I said "guys I gotta take a pic of this first! Needs to go on snapchat, instagram and more!"
Friend 1:"Anon, that ball hit you way too hard. Get you ass in the bathroom and wash up"
Me: "No. Just one pic!"
Friend 2: "no pics. We put our phones and all the other shit in the locker already"
Friend 3: "We ain't wasting a quarter cause you want a pic"
Friend 4: said something in spainish and then told me to go to wash up
Me: no.
friend 2: "wash up or we're taking you home, anon"
Me: fuck you guys. Fine then
>>686092835
Tie with shinka tbh fam
>>686092994
Fight me
>>686092996
Welcome back!
>>686093049
Did you talk to tats about it?
>>686093953
It's just a bit of blood. Ain't. I thing to freak out about
>>686094372
I'd much rather help you right now.
>Miho
>>686094223
Tired, can't sleep.
>>686094480
She hasn't been around.
>Miho
>>686094467
by who?
>>686093953
Yeah I havent had one in a while I miss them.
>>686094045
I can only pray!
>>686094049
Not with that face, super adorable
>>686094480
I am always second behind that bitch
>>686094480
Heya Shinoa. I'm new megu. Nice to meetcha
Another gross violation of global rule 13 and nobody cares. I hope you all kill yourselves very soon.
>>686094669
Could probably come by soon, she's normally out of work at this hour.
Fubuki, I call you back from your lurking! I'm finished with your dank picture.
>>686094049
Going to work on yours right now.
>>686094559
Dont worry about me friend. I will be okay. I promise.
>Milinda
I cant stay up immafall asleep at my computer if I try, Goodnight all!
>>686095048
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu Rikka!
>Shiro
>>686094921
>taking this site this seriously
Son who the fuck gives a shit about the global rules..? I actually had to look up what rule thirteen was, because I forgot it existed.
>I hope you all kill yourselves very soon.
I've thought about it and decided I don't really want to.
>>686094333
Does it give you Night Fever?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HQHQ4wdu7w
>>686094372
O shit, it's happening!
>>686094480
>said something in spainish and then told me to go to wash up
It's making me laugh more than it should.
Eh I guess, seems like a thing you'd have to experience yourself.
>>686094748
>>686095048
And they go by so fast too. Sleep tight Rikka.
>>686094480
You'd want that wouldnt you
>>686094942
Yeah.
>>686094975
Already friend you get better now.
Anyone here play magic the gathering? If so what's the normal amount of cards you have?
>Miho
>>686094467
>because I can.
>i could film it too
>
>>686094748
uh excuse me have you seen a mirror lately?
>different color eyes
>fucking adorable
>>686094974
YES NIGGA, THAT SHIT GONNA BE FUCKIN LIT
>>686094921
i've already tried. didn't have piano wire though.
>>686080970
>We will traverse for longer
>Explore more places and conquer new lands
Oho, look. The peasants have taken up arms.
>>686095178
Side note, wouldn't this whole board technically be violating rule 6...?
>>686095369
Hm? What good would piano wire do..?
You've got me curious.
>>686092996
Is that actually you friend? I really hope so. Talking with you is exactly what I need right now...
>>686095191
Kek yeah. Hopefully they let me out of the hospital so I can go get it. Otherwise im gonna have to play at the hospital...kek
>>686095284
I will :)
I play. Its been awhile though. I used to play with anywhere from 65 to 80 cards.
>>686095191
Ya, but at least I'm at a Golden Age.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvi4phxdok8
>>686095357
It's lit.
>Shiro
MARRY ME
>>686095686
Goddamnit I missed.
>>686095650
>>686095464
cut my neck off (piano wire is pretty fine), makes hanging yourself more interesting. of course i need to have a fair amount of weight on me for it to work. it goes well if you glue your hands to your head, it'll look like you pulled your own head off.
>>686095621
>>686095672
oh lawd
>>686094467
>why not?
>>686095048
Goodnight friend!
>>686094049
Kek it's been pretty swell, no complaints. Eyes are heavy though. How about yours?
>>686095467
Haha, would they even let you do that? Also don't strain yourself.
>>686095621
Does that mean you've been to El Dorado?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9R-WqvV65w
And uh congrats kek.
>>686095686
Looser
>>686095949
>Loser
>Not winner
>F U C K I N G
>I M P L I C A T I O N S
>>686094480
They all lead me to the bathroom cause theyou want to be sure I wasn't bullshiting with washing up. Why would I bullshit about cleaning up my blood y'know?
Wanted to get back into game sooner I washed my head quickly but carefully. Friends were amazed how fast the blood coagulated. Then I marched my happy ass back to the dodgeball court just to be stopped.
Friend 4: uhhhh no. You're sitting this one out for a bitest, anon.
Me:FUUUUUUUUUUCK
They said something about a 5 minute switch with them to make sure I stay out of the game
>>686094669
:(
>>686095048
Night frenemy!
>>686094748
She's a bitch yes but when the time is needed, she's great
>>686094838
Hello new explosive. How are ya?
>>686095191
Lived here in texas all my life. I'm used to Spanish lol
>>686095236
N-no why would I want to fight with own of the founding member of smug crew?
>>686095686
Sorry bro. Close, but no cigar.
>>686095672
Congratulations, where's the honeymoon
>>686095856
Because I'm trying to keep some kind of self-control
>>686095357
Pls no
>>686096134
Looooooseeeeeerrrr
>>686095923
Not sure if they would. Even if, getting online so I can talk with you would be worth it <3
>>686095467
OK. Cause I was moving my sister's BF stuff and I came across 2 800 boxes of cards. And was like wtf. I would post pic but 4mb limit.
>>686096262
>keep some kind of self-control
>implying
So is Mirai actually not here? Well that's soul crushing... Right when I really wanted to talk to him too...
>>686096262
>>686096303
>
>>686096262
pls yes.
>>686095672
saved
>nagato
>>686096526
Have mercy...
>>686096622
There there, honey. It's okay. You're always a winner in my eyes.
>>686096695
PLS NO
>>686096515
Nvm zoomed in and screenshot it.
>>686095923
I sure have, wanna visit? Let's go! Come on!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axkp-3_WGwc
And... yay? I think?
>Found a Supra in very good condition
>$4200
Killmepls.png
>>686096866
YES.
>>686096866
>
>>686096866
You'll have to prove yourself for that
>>686096978
>Supra
>4200
>good condition
Kek
>Miho
>>686096515
Oh! You meant in total? I have like 500 cards.
>2 800 boxes of cards
Damn son... kek
>Milinda
>>686096261
For 20 good minutes, all I did was jumping with no flips, dunk and jump in into the foam cube pit. Two grills followed me cause they worried about a stranger they showed how to back flip before the game. After that, I was allowed by them to play dodgeball. Few rounds in, I got flippy again and was on a roll. I actually did some rolls because I wanted to feel like a player in a dark souls game cause I never played a game before. The trampolines and pads cushions you so rolling can last awhile. I end up getting hit again and friends told me no more dodgeball for the night since it's almost closing time.
The end
>>686096590
for all we know, he's getting drunk again
>>686097200
Well, good enough. The thing runs at the least, and that's more than fine with me. I might have to start looking out of the area to really find a good one it seems like.
>Makoto
Mortician Fran checking in. How's everyone doing this evening? Have you prayed at your shrine yet today? I know I have.
>>686097022
>do I seriously have to add you to the blacklist
>>686097070
>I think you're always a winner
>>686097085
How?
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu. Tonight was headbusting fun and the game took a lot out of me
>>686097333
Just buy a 98-02 Camaro and super change it you'll be good.
>Miho
>>686097430
i'm tired. you?
>>686097566
goodnight Shinoa! <3
>>686097305
Maybe. I haven't seen him in days. We used to talk every night and he just kinda disappeared... Im kinda worried about him...
>Milinda
>>686097443
>
>
>
>>686097566
Hey, goodnight Shinoa! You're the bomb!
>>686097443
https://youtu.be/YoPVC4YxDlI?t=3s
>blacklist me and i sink your ship
>>686097566
Least u can sleep.
Angry_face.jpg
>>686097227
Yeah it's a lot of cards I did get the pic to work. >>686096975
>Miho
>>686097575
Doesn't have the look I'm going for really. Otherwise I'd just take my dads Pontiac Firebird and call it a day.
>Makoto
>>686097443
>off by one
Just prove yourself
>>686097566
Goodnight friend!
>>686097642
I'm actually feeling quite sprightly this evening. Just got back in from walking the dog and I'm practically bounding with energy.
>>686097566
Nighty night. Don't let the roaches bite.
>>686097566
I wish the same to you friend!
>Shiro
>>686097828
What look u want?
>Miho
I think i'm gonna go get some sleep. I probably need it.. Night anons.
>>686097654
Please don't cry. It doesn't look good on you.
>I dispute that filename
>>686097782
>Not Hotaru...
Are you sure you want to do that?
>>686097879
I... have no idea what you mean.
>>686097988
'80s/'90s Boxy sports car. Why the Mk3 Supras were what I was looking at. Also, popup headlights are a must.
>Makoto
>>686097782
Is this good? Also, I don't even know your waifu's name, what is it?
>>686098054
Have warm lengthy dreams of you and Milinda friend!
>Shiro
>>686097915
glad to hear it.
>>686097654
that filename triggers me
>>686098054
Night
> Hugs
Sorry for lewd ish
>Miho
>>686097782
Also, the never before thing I was talking about was the pipe. Pretty dank in my opinion.
>>686098069
>I dispute that filename
Disputing it doesn't make it any less true.
>please don't cry
>pic related
Someone give me something to watch on Netflix.
>>686098069
>69
Honestly, I'm just teasing ya~
>>686098143
That's a pretty dank pic, can I request one? :o
>>686096261
>Hello new explosive. How are ya?
I'm good. And you?
>>686098240
i don't have netflix, but have you tried house of cards? not really sure what you're into however.
>>686098143
>big titties
CLOSE ENOUGH
its Nagato
>>686098069
I can't be held accountable for what happens if you blacklist me
>who knows who I may be, or who I may know
>>686098218
u wot
>>686098251
I'll get on it tomorrow friend, but I want to watch FMA: Brotherhood and I've done 3 already today, which absolutely wipes out my creativity.
>>686098516
newer thing*
>Shiro
>>686098124
Why so old and heavy. My friend had a 80 z28 4 speed manual and my 00 police Crown Vic ran side by side with it. And the Vic was stock. And there is no such thing as a cop chip.
Go with something newer and lighter. And at least fuel injection.
>Miho
>if trips megumin is mine
>>686098661
>Off by five
>>686098528
Alright~
Thank you friend!
>>686098661
Better luck next time, buddy
>>686098661
Rip
>>686098661
you never have megumin
>>686098643
For the looks and the feel mostly. I have my bikes for daily commuting, so this would mostly be something for me to work on and build up into something that I'll keep until I run it off the road in a freak drifting accident.
>Makoto
>>686097305
Last time I was on a trampoline I violently rolled my ankle (after a sickbackflip) to the point where I couldn't walk home without the assistance of a bud of mine whom I called up after the event. I had to explain to him that for a hot few seconds there my ankle was pretty much at ninety degrees and I felt every second of it, so I thought I straight-up broke it.
My sister hooked me up w/ some wicked painkillers, but they were short-lived and it was about one in the morning when they wore off. Shame, because I was too afraid to wake anyone up for my own selfish purposes, and there was no way for me to lay/sit down and fall asleep because of the pain. I distinctly remember I passed out at five, because I hadn't gotten any sleep at all the night before the ankle-thing, and I was found drooling on their kitchen floor.
Whoops.
>>686098179
>>686098354
>that filename triggers me
Sorry mate winners deliver the hard truth at any cost.
I think that show sounds interesting but I need something to not get particularly invested in at the moment.
>>686098516
>big titties
I believe I was summoned. Where are the titties?
>>686098751
what's your waifu's name?
>>686098864
Amatsukaze
>>686098839
>41cm TWIN CANNONS
>>686098240
There there, you'll win another day.
>>686098251
Yeah, it's worrying me
>>686098516
I can't be held accountable for what happens if you sink my ship
>>686098811
If drifting get a 240 and swap in a ls engine. Shit will slide for days or till the tires blow.
>Miho
>>686098661
reroll
>>686099040
>drifting
you've summoned me for what reason
>>686099094
You dont know how numbers work do you?
>>686099094
>Off by 905
>Megumin
>>686099040
There's like, NO Datsuns around my area. There's one, but it's just the shell.
>>686099124
Talking about cars and such!
>>686098979
What is? Me teasing ya?
>>686098942
>Hail titties
>>686098979
>Win another day
Mate it's 1:23, I've got like 22-23 hours to keep winning today.
If trips, I want to steal Hannanon's waifu, the one who's shipmates with Hotaru. That way I can be Hotaru's shipmate and have the cuteness of Hannanon's waifu all in one fell swoop.
>>686099150
Nah I dont. But I will still try.
>Trips = megumin mine
>>686099244
Close enough. Hannanon, fork her over.
This is a coup, or something.
>>686099302
Off by 31 ..
Tryhard
>Megumin
>>686098979
you just don't understand
>>686099244
Hail victory
>>686099206
Shell all u need for a build. I'll sell u a 1.8 VW engine for $150. That's if your close of course.
>Miho
>>686099354
>>686099040
YOU SUMMONED ME TO GET MY WAIFU STOLEN?
WHY?
WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME
>hotaru
>>686099551
?????!!!
