Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!
Plotting murder edition
Rory-sama claimed
>not crazy I swear edition
nth for not knowing what the fuck is going on.
a a a a a a a a
I still don't know how i feel about this lovely twist
>robet cleemed
>>685752940
best girl claimed
>>685752607
who the fuck is this has anyone eer seen them wtf
>>685752930
omfg i love spice and wolf
>raped by wolves tho
>>685753055
i don't believe you
>>685753146
a a a a a a a a
...
>>685753233
nice dubs
Yuno Gasai Claimed
Be carefull gentlemen, she can get real dicey...
Milinda claim
Last claim for me.
Night all!
>>685753213
probably just the guy who lives in the gutter
>>685752940
New rules:
>> Kill yourselves. All of you.
>>685753213
I swear!
>totally never heard 6 seperate voices yell 'RUBBISH' in an empty house while I was saying that a good job would find me
>>685753368
Hello Yuno...
autism
â—‹ â—‹ â—‹
>>685753440
looks like someone escaped /MLP
Back to the faggot train with you
>>685753440
Unless i kill myself with piano wire and my hands on my head I'm not gonna do it. it'd be a wasted opportunity
>>685753502
Good Day. How's your life?
>>685753411
Night Malinda!
>>685753233
Oh stop moping Yandere-chan.
Hotaru will come back sooner or later then you can just explain yourself and go from there.
Also, pretty sure that's a different Yuno than the usual one.
triforce
>>685752940
whos murder specifically?
>rattle
>>685753440
nice try syndra
>>685753411
sleep warm and dream of shooting laser beams at everything
>>685753443
woah that sounds intense
>elaborate?
>>685753417
im like legit tweaked
>>685753698
SHINOA
>>685753698
Nah we're not plotting murder. We're leaving that to yandere-chan.
>Rattle rattle
Unless you want to?
>>685753802
who we murdering?
>>685753848
>We
Nobody.
>>685753848
Hanako is murdering Shinoa for a mistake Hanako made.
>>685754012
>elaborate?
>>685753990
you sure?
seems like veryone knows eachother here.. >.>
>>685754115
nope
>hi
>>685753711
>legit tweaked
wat?
>>685754074
Hanako was flirting with someone in previous thread, Hotaru caught her in the act.
>>685754165
>seems
sup m8 <3
>>685754115
Jesus christ! That pic...
>>685754182
>kinda high
>thought about deeper and creepyanon at the same time
>>685754193
why is this bad?
>>685754115
I know like, 2... maybe 3 people total.
Heavy Object Season Two Confirmed!?!?
>>685754115
Yeah we do these a lot.
As in, all day every day.
>>685754295
>i mean i keep in touch witha couple people on telegram but aside from that i really know noone else
smoking ganj and listeing to a girl read scps on youtube
>life is good
>>685754304
Hanako is angry at the mistakes he has made, that's why it is bad.
>>685754444
Quads confirms it's very bad.
>>685754321
THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY? PLSSS POST PROOF!
>>685754321
U FUKIN WOT M8?! Don't toy with me like that! That series was funner than it had any damn right to be.
RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAEEEEEE
>>685754444
4 4s
quad of quad
but how is flirting bad?
the quads are saying its bad but i am still confuse
>>685754012
>>685754444
>>685754497
I made a joke. Shinoa brought it too far. I haven't done anything as of late that would count as cheating.
>And now, her heart's broken
>I'm going to fix this
>One way or another
>>685754301
>>685754426
>>685754389
i see. :P seems like fun
>>685754321
Shit, She's been claimed.
>>685754560
Hi other Yuno. There's another Yuno in here.
>>685754589
ur chetr
>>685754589
are you dating Shinoa?
>>685754312
It takes time to know people here. Though jumping into conversations is a very quick way to know people.
>>685754560
u stealing my yuno you little shit...
>>685754633
it is. if you wanna keep in touch on telegram
>QueenAsuka
>>685754650
Shadow clone no jutsu
>>685754661
Like this. We're pretty friendly here, aren't rude to newcomers.
>>685754655
Nah, he's in a ship with Hotaru. He's saying Shinoa sunk the ship.
>>685754699
>>685754560
if you two fight i will get such a boner
>>685754321
Im screencapping this. If you're wrong then I will find you and I will kill you.
>>685754655
Hotaru.
>>685754650
Stay out of this
>>685754759
kys
*cries*
>>685754763
jesus christ
>when shipping goes wrong
>>685754876
are you guys actually dating?
or just shipped?
pepe waifu reportang far dutay
>>685754661
I try to jump in when I can. Being ignored happens quite a bit, but remembering back when, it's expected. So I lurk about and try to learn who's who while maybe getting in some convos every now and again if I'm lucky.
>>685754560
Ah there's our Tsundere-chan. How goes?
>>685754759
>>685754883
fight!
>>685754876
Wait, you're not actually taking this seriously right? I can understand taking your ship seriously, but I doubt Hotaru actually thinks you're "cheating" on him. Everything is gonna be fine man lol.
>>685755030
Oh, it doesn't require luck, it just requires being friendly. How goes your day/night?
>>685755030
Notice Me.
>>685754763
>Shinoa sunk the ship
HAHAHAHAHA WHAT? No wonder hotarus back to being talky talky with me
>>685754778
Thats kinda gay..
>>685754883
How rude
>>685755056
I ain't tsundere nigga!
>>685755115
No, this just happened last thread.
>Shiro
>>685755056
U FUCKING WOT MATE!? 1v1 ME ON TWITTER ILL REK U SKRUB!!!11!
>>685754633
welcome to the bread
>>685754560
hi Tsundere-chan
>>685753802
sounds like fun
>rattle
>>685755030
getting ignored is half the fun
>i feel like most of my posts go ignored
>>685755115
>gay
extremely
now fight
>>685755115
I'll win....
oh also, obligatory
HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR
>>685754945
Shipped
>it doesn't make it any less painful
>>685755082
I hope you're right.
>>685755115
...
The Landlord's a Bastard, the Barmaid's a whore.
But give them no shit or you're straight out the Door.
>>685755115
Details details.
How goes?
>>685755199
Eh?
What, you want the title of tsundere-chan or something?
>>685754763
I like newcomers!
>>685755030
Don't take it to heart if you're ignored. Don't rush, and take it easy. You'll do just fine friend.
>>685755328
Not really... maybe.
>>685755174
U fucking wot?
>>685755211
I am NOT tsundere!
>>685755218
I have no reason to fight
>>685755239
Lookin for a tussle, partner?
>>685755248
Don't look at me, she aint my problem
>>685755328
Bros just left an hour ago, MUCH needed hang out to throw away my feels
>>685755082
It was kinda so-so, but I'm seeing Symphogear 4 and 5 in the TBA section of AniChart, so that put my mood through the roof! Hyped!
>>685755084
Pretty much!
>>685755218
I dunno, I see you get replied to well enough!
>>685755413
Hey, if I took it to heart, I'd have left day 2. All about persistence, I know that!
>>685755248
well
murdering Shinoa wont unsink your ship all that will do is solidify that you will never have another ship sailed. i really think you will be okay. but the best course of action may be to start bilging.
>use your AT feild!
>>685755479
damn normally they get possesive
>>685755479
u fukin wot m8
>>685752940
im home now. hi
>>685755479
I'm saying Shinoa 'sinking' the ship happened last thread. I'm not threatening you Tsundere-chan.
>>685755464
Ooo close.
The correct answer was
"What? No! It's not like i want a nickname or anything, idiot!"
>>685755479
Well that's good. Glad you're feeling betterish.
>>685755211
Eh? Plotting murder sounds fun?
>Rattle rattle
>>685755598
Welcome back, Hotaru. What's up?
>>685755598
Congrats, you played yourself and made Hanako feel bad.
>>685755598
Hi.
>>685755532
i guess.
i used to get like absolutely zero replies.
i guess the trick is to say things to people that would interest them
>be yourself
>meme often and hard
>telegram hos
>>685755479
>>685755589
OH SHIT ITS GONNA HAPPEN
>pic related
>>685754560
RYU GA WAGA TEKI O KURAOUUUU
>>685755532
That's great to hear. Now for me, back to lurk for the rest of the thread, have a great time!
>>685755598
Hiya Drifty!
>>685755749
That's the only way to do it! It's part of the reason I lurk rather than post. Once you know who's into what, it makes things so much easier.
>>685755749
u sadistic fuckstain i'll bomb your entire school.
>>685755865
what have you lurked about me?
>>685755903
>implying
>>685755543
I welcome fellow niggas that waifus Yuno
Tho seems most of them tend to take it like a little bitch
>>685755589
Shadowclone pls
>>685755605
Whoa whoa whoa nigga, where did the threatning come from?
>>685755707
Little by little, I dont like to bring my personal shit here
>>685755749
It is not nesseccary
>>685755819
Brother
>>685755707
nothing much just sitting on my computer
>very hungry though might go make some food
>>685755700
so like explain things, i only saw brief things
>>685755724
hello! hows your day going?
>>685755865
hey there hows day.
>>685755721
oh
>>685755986
I'm not threatening you, but I will resort to violence if this is what pleases you.
>>685756044
My day's over, Just got offa work.
>>685755986
lets get it on
>>685755986
Don't blame you. That's why i was keeping it vague.
>>685756044
Cool cool.
Got all of last thread sitting open if you want something from it.
Same goes to whoever wants it.
>>685755986
i dont even
what did you try to say?
also yes it is
>>685756153
YAAAAS
>>685755986
Brother...
>>685755989
<--- :)
>>685755985
Not too much to be honest. I only started a few days ago! I'm hardly even getting names right yet. I know Malinda, Shinoa.... the rest still need to click with my head.
>>685756044
Scratchy throat, new seasons of favorite animus, and 2 days off after tonight. So pretty good! How about you?
>>685756326
Wait, now there's a threesome of Yuno?
>>685756044
I-I said something stupid that sounded lewd when you take it out of context, an-and Shinoa took it seriously and things got way out of hand and then you came and, and...
Please... don't leave me...
>>685756346
I'm Asuka. Asuka Langly Soryu!
>also nothing? really?
>>685756387
my boner can't handle that sentence
>>685756387
STAY OUT OF THIS.
>>685756074
>>685756153
Ain't shit nigga
>>685756238
Anyways, how was your day?
>>685756326
How are ya fellow Yuno?
>>685756075
how was work? and what do you do for work? O:
>>685756238
well i mean should i be mad or concerned?
>>685756346
HUNGRY.
MY ONLY EMOTION IS HUNGRY
>>685756501
>don't leave me
i dont see any reason to leave you
i mean unless you cheated on me.
but if it was all just out of context or harmless i don't really mind i guess.
I have to travel 200km across the country just bacause i forgot a peace of paper
Nice start of a day
>>685756742
Don't believe you understand the phrase 'ain't shit'.
>>685756501
Do you need a Hug, Bacon?
>>685756822
I work Fast food, Hoping to either get a job as a Trucker or in a Machine shop.
>>685756900
Throw whatever you want, it ain't shit.
I'll wait.
>>685756742
Very moderately amusing.
I'm having fun picking on people around the waifu threads.
>>685756822
Nah.
I think Hanako gets super in to attention, and has relatively poor self control, buuuut hasn't "crossed that line" so to speak.
The thread earlier was worse than this last one. This last one was just people poking fun, honestly.
>>685756846
Bummer.
Get fucked. Lol
>>685756538
Makoto! Makoto Kikuchi!
>I have been at work most nights, so my lurking's been minimal, sorry!
>>685756822
Then go get some food! I could go for something myself... ah well.
>>685756616
Sweet Jesus... Please No.
>>685756742
I'm doing pretty good. How many yuno's are there in total now? 3? Maybe 4?
>>685756846
GG Mate, You Win.
>>685756822
R-really?
>I'm so sorry
>I was so scared I hurt you
>I won't do anything like that ever again
Hugs?
>>685753711
It was exactly what it says of the tin
>lateness due to phone dying
>>685756742
So you are Ms Vegetable
>>685756630
And you are the imposter?
>>685756616
>handle this
>>685757026
Eh, I don't have the energy for this stupid ass roleplay fighting shit, just know my waifu would fucking destroy Yuno any day.
>>685757129
Assuming you and the other yuno aren't the same 2 I've met before.. that will make total of 5 yunos
>>685757122
i forgive you
>but notice me
>pic related
>>685757129
PLEASE YES
>>685757251
YOU KNOW I CAN'T YOU NAUGHTY HALBRED WIELDING QT
YOU ARE SUCH A CUTE
>>685757251
Nope, chuck testa
>>685757265
>Typing in a thread
>Requiring energy
U focking wot m8?
>>685757150
I deserve hugs from Hanako, please, treat me.
>>685757266
Damn son, thats a lotta yunos.
>>685757353
PLEASE NO NO NO!
>>685757065
Wont stop me from shitposting
>>685757129
Win what?
>>685756959
god both of those jobs are really hard, fuck that
>give me free fast food though
>>685757065
well
ok
worse how? in what way... do i even want to know?
>>685757122
it's too late, if i make food now i'll anger muh father.
but i want eggs. so. bad.
>i'll just sit here and mope.
>>685757150
i mean why would i leave you if you didn't cross me or try to put the ship in danger.
I'm sure i get a little flirty too sometimes, it can't be helped
>hug
>>685757414
I forgot pic. Shit.
>>685757431
You win my heart.
>>685757414
The yuno army grows..
The fire rises
>>685757414
ONLY THE DEAD SHALL KNOW PEACE FROM THESE YUNOS
>>685757496
Not really, I'm the same person. I forgot pic tho
.>>685757571
K then.
>>685757492
And you win a free kys faggot.
>>685757399
Eh, I just don't want to do this, takes up too much time. Plus, Yuno would never stand a chance against my waifu, no questions asked.
>>685757605
>google thumbnail
That's a Yunofag alright
>>685757605
>miniskirt
asdfghjkl;
>>685757481
Thank you...
And did you say eggs?
>I have some
>>685757492
My hugs are only for Horatu
>>685757605
oh, so you're the one from Ps4?
>>685757431
Good.
I'd be disappointed if you were that weak.
>>685757481
Oh. Excited by Prinz hugs or whatever. Dunno. Don't have that one around.
I only kept the last thread open to unstir drama.
>>685757353
I'll try and keep better track since I have the next 2 days off! Well, I will when I'm not practicing anyways.
>>685757481
Do what I do. Keep looking in the fridge for food, lowering your expectations till you find something you can finally settle on when your standards have lowered enough. Bam, not hungry anymore because you had dry instant ramen and milk of questionable age.
>>685757666
My satanic trips confirm that. >>685757718
>>685757666
>Satan trips
Impressive... perhaps you'll entertain my waifu afterall.
Tho I'm not one to flex nuts, cause real gangsta ass niggas know they got em
kagami claim...
>>685757766
>practicing
OMG ARE YOU A MUSICIAN
>>685757904
Good morning Kagami, how was your sleep?
>>685757619
Unfortunately, I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself. Sorry bro.
>>685757666
There are upwards of 4 yunos here, prepare your anus mate. You did get satan trips tho, maybe you'll survive.
>>685757718
Im this person ---> >>685755819
It's going to pick up soon! c:
>>685757481
Not allowed to, Trucker seems easy enough.
Drive, pick up, drive, drop off.
Machining is pretty easy too, you just need to know your math..
>>685758035
I see, not the same yuno bro I play dark souls with.
Ah well, you getting overwatch?
Faggots
The claw is here
>>685758018
not too good....how have have been shiro??
what time is it there?!?
>>685757910
Well, I used to be back in high school. I meant on my bike! I'm going to be practicing a lot the next 2 days off. I can already take most corners 20-30 mph faster than speed limit, but i feel I can up that by another 10!
>>685757766
i'd do that but the fridge is downstairs and i might wake up my dad if i go up and down the stairs
>and after he wakes up he doesn't go back to sleep
>>685757733
thanks <3
>>685757710
yis. make me fried egg sammich.
>pls
>>685758078
i basically drive a car for a living
>but my way is way more fun than driving a rig
>>685758154
Hey Klawzuki. How goes?
>>685758035
Trust me, I'd bathe in all of your guys' blood.
>>685758176
5:32 AM. I plan on staying up until 9 AM. Don't read above, it's a side of me I wish for you not to see!
>>685758176
>>685758211
jesus don't die
>that shit is cray
>>685758217
Thought of you today for once
>>685758217
I'd rather drive a Rig, Something that big and strong.
I have the right of way, even if I don't.
>>685758244
5:23 AM* >>685758176
>Shiro
>>685758260
thank you based anon, it's appreciated!!!
>kagami
>>685758329
that's right...we're both central time, are you having trouble sleeping too??
>kagami
>>685758217
I already have some. Say ahh...
>>685757904
Good morning
>Hanako
