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>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
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I'm gonna go take a shower, I'll be back.
>>685542414
Thanks ;^)
Goodnight thread
Megumin claimed~
>>685542490
Eheh~
Caturday!
>Shizuru get!
>>685542504
kagami claimed!!
>>685542683
Goodnight Yuuko, sleep tight.
>>685542626
No need to thank me. Especially when the view's just so lovely.
>>685542683
Goodnight~
>Megumin
Charolette Dunois melts me
>>685542683
nighty night you beautiful soul!!
Rory claimed.
Out with the famalam doing some shopping edition
Final claim before bed, good night bois.
>>685542403
If only you had some nice thighs to rest your head on~
>>685542504
>>685542683
Goodnight Fluffy Hair.
Claiming as always
>>685542683
>>685542967
Sleep tight.
>>685542150
Never seen an Avengers movie. How is it?
Hang in there~
>>685542403
Always glad to contribute.
>Best idol claimed
Milinda claim
>>685542720
...Megumin... What happened?
>>685542967
sleep tight homu!! ill see ya tomorrow!!
hey everyone
>>685542626
>picture
DAGFHASDKLJNFAKNSJABHEWFAUHSD
Obligatory claim.
>>685541859
Mhmm, so far I'm enjoying myself. How about you, sweet kicker?
>>685542067
Holy kek.
>>685542068
Happens to hands.
Tracer claim again
>>685542730
>not caturday anymore rattle
>>685542967
Goodnight Homu, sleep tight!
>Kyouko
Yo he peliao con cocodrilos
Me he balanceado sobre un hilo cargando más de 500 kilos
Le he dao la vuelta al mundo en menos de un segundo
He cruzao 100 laberintos y nunca me confundo
Respiro dentro y fuera del agua como las focas
Soy a prueba de fuego, agarro balas con la boca
Mi creatividad vuela como los aviones
Puedo construir un cerebro sin leer las instrucciones
Hablo todos los idiomas de todos los abecedarios
Tengo más vocabulario que cualquier diccionario
Tengo vista de águila, olfato de perro
Puedo caminar descalzo sobre clavos de hierro
Soy inmune a la muerte
No necesito bendiciones porque siempre tengo buena suerte
Ven conmigo a dar un paseo por el parque
Porque tengo más cuentos que contarte que García Marqués
Por ti, todo lo que hago lo hago por ti
Es que tú me sacas lo mejor de mí
Soy todo lo que soy
Porque tú eres todo lo que quiero (x2)
Puedo brincar la cuerda con solo una pierna
Veo en la oscuridad sin usar una linterna
Cocino lo que quieras, yo soy todo un chef
Tengo sexo 24 - 7 todo el mes
Puedo soplar las nubes grises pa que tengas un buen día
También se como comunicarme por telepatía
Por ti, cruzo las fronteras sin visa
Y le saco una buena sonrisa a la “Mona Lisa”
Por ti, respiro antes de morirme
Por ti voy a la Iglesia y escucho toda la misa sin dormirme
Sigo siendo el Rey, aunque no tenga reino
Mi sudor huele a perfume y nunca me despeino
Se pelear todas las artes marciales
También se como comunicarme con los animales
Mientras más pasa el tiempo me veo más joven
Y esta canción la compuse sin escuchar como Beethoven
Por ti, todo lo que hago lo hago por ti
Es que tú me sacas lo mejor de mí
Soy todo lo que soy
Porque tú eres todo lo que quiero (x2)
Claiming best girlie!
>>685542967
Goodnight~
>>685542993
Maybe one day
Maybe one day...
>>685543093
I'm thankful for that~
>>685543129
...
Nothing, I'm just teasing ya~
>yes.. just teasing
Dealing with Nazis on facebook is fun.
>>685543186
Tell them to expect a calling from "Kamukura." So that they do not immediately disregard and block me.
>>685543224
It is for me.
>Cat rattles
>>685543468
I love looking at the thighs on my figures too ~ I can't wait to be able to lay on my girlfriends thighs again
>>685543093
I like them. They are alright.
>For you, I will <3
>>685543468
THE WAY YOU ARE SAYING THINGS SUGGESTS OTHERWISE! WHAT DID I DO?!?!?
>>685543652
The skype user isn't currently on.
I'll tell him when he comes on.
>>685543830
Obviously.
It's 2016 and Dark Souls 3 doesn't have a built in borderless window mode.
This triggers me to no end.
>>685543864
You sounded more immediate, pardon my clueless self.
>>685543947
Kek, that totally doesn't sound annoying in the least bit.
>>685543754
Good for ya buddy~
>>685543785
Ummm.....
>oh god
Nothing~
>>685543947
Sometime, when I Alt+Tab, the game closes itself
That triggers me so much
>>685543754
Yeah. They are pretty great aren't they?
Claiming
Howdy niggers
claimed
Shopping with famalam seems to be half convincing my grandfather that we will wait for him if he wants a sausage sandwich
>he keeps stopping and wondering if he should have one
>>685543186
Aye, closed tonight and I open tomorrow in 6 hours so I don't really have time to do much of anything.
Well, I recognize like maybe two of you. I guess this is what happens when you leave for this long.
Vivian James claimed.
>>685544098
Totally not annoying.
I mean, it's 2016, come on.
>>685544219
Thankfully that never happened to me, it's still annoying as shit tho.
>>685543468
Glad to know.
>>685543785
I think the last movie I saw was Neighbors. Wow, that was 2 years ago.
>You better <3
claiming as always
>>685544219
In case you're interested in some figure thighs~
>>685542504
Why do you wanna avoid rp as much as possible?
Isn't it that exactly what the waifu threads have always been based on?
>>685544974
No
>>685544974
Er.. No. Not at all. At least not with this generation.
>>685544703
That's a fucking shame, man. I hope your shift tomorrow goes by quickly so you can relax more. Wish I could help you.
Up to anything right now?
>>685544771
It's 2016? They probably thought it was 2007 or something.
>>685544762
Hey~ If I remember correctly, you're the space anon, correct?
>>685544771
There must be a mod somewhere that lets you go to borderless window..
>>685544791
>thighs
>>685544832
>wew lad
>>685544977
What anime was she from again?
Was gonna watch it now but can't remember the name of it by some reason.
>>685544219
AH HA! YOU ARE LYING TELL ME!
>>685544791
Wow. That was awhile back. Is that movie good? I never saw it.
>I will <3
>Why are you so damn cute?
>>685544977
>
>Milinda
>>685544977
Ayy bruh
>>685544974
Why do you talk about the rules as though they matter?
Akiko claim
Last claim because I'm going to sleep now
Hots looks pretty good though
>>685544832
You gonna hot glue it?
>>685545205
Yep. I've been meaning to drop in for a while now, but personal affairs had to be dealt with. I suppose I can drop some space news. One lf Pluto's moons had water ice on it. Plus, one of our telescopes, I'm pretty sure it was Kepler, discovered over a thousand exoplanets, the biggest haul we've ever had.
>>685545163
Well Dark Souls 1 and 2 didn't have it either.
Japan please.
>>685545205
There's programs obviously, I heard it breaks the framerate tho.
>>685545430
Goodnight!
>>685545472
I was about to ask this.
>>685545221
Alright, nothing happened~
It was just too entertaining seeing you get so worried~
>does that make me an S?
>>685545430
Goodnight~
>>685545625
Aw shit really? Those are great news!
>btw, everything goes well for ya?
>>685545205
And the front view
>worth every penny
>>685545472
A very good question.
>>685545791
Japan needs to go on their game.
did somebody say thighs??
>>685544762
I remember you.
>>685544977
What's so fascinating about thighs though?
>>685544977
Heyo Queen Smug.
>>685545221
It had some good moments, actually made me laugh. More raunchy than anything but that's expected with the premise.
I could say the same to you~
>>685545430
Sleep tight.
>>685545791
If it breaks framerate, I'm not gonna use it
Thanks for telling me tho~
>>685545888
>>685545980
>wew lad yet again
>>685546123
>wew lad
<3
I'm getting really tired, if dub gets, I'll go to sleep
>And this will go on until I get this get
>>685546217
if dubs then megumin gets some sleep <3
>megumin thighs are top tier!!!
>>685546123
Thighs?
>>685546217
roll for your well being
btw nice thighs
>>685545826
Okay good...
>You bully...
>an S
Huh?
>>685546194
Kek sound like a good one. I might go try to find it after work tomorrow.
>Oh shush you, your the qt here
>>685546217
Thighs?
>
>>685545826
Yeah just some family drama. Here's the link to that massive haul, by the way.
http://www.nasa.gov/press-release/nasas-kepler-mission-announces-largest-collection-of-planets-ever-discovered
Also, if I'm remembering correctly, the moon that had the ice was named Hydra. Fitting, considering that the hydra from Greek mythology is usually depicted as aquatic, or at least serpentine.
>>685546194
>>685545205
Fuck my eyes, this is the second time. That question is for you m8.
>Maki
>>685546521
What the fuck did they come out with a new season? Wherr is this from (ep #)
>>685546217
Not of my waifu but more thighs with thigh highs~
>>685546521
yes!! best body part!!
>that reminds me of the squats i need to do....
You're being gross again!
>>685546688
S2 i think
When they go on a class field trip and the little sister continues to be a cunt
>>685546763
Thats all i got
Sorry to disappoint
>>685547263
eat a dick spike
>>685547263
Rename your stuff, Spike.
I fell again.
>>685546413
>>685546546
AHAH Not gonna sleep just now~
>>685546600
>An S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhGDMPNhLLU
>also thighs
>>685546633
I really don't know to be honest
Just a fetish I have, can we really explain why we have those?
>>685546714
>wew lad
>>685546628
I'm gonna read that later, too tired right now
I'm really excited for it tho!
friendly reminder ~
just got back from a 2 hour trip. shaky as fuck and had four full strength coffees over the course of 4 hours starting at 3am. So how is everyone?
>6 foot shitposter claimed
Hey Shizurufag, did you hear the news?
https://twitter.com/fuwan0vel/status/734149079815446528
>>685547655
>dubs
Goodnight everyone~
I am back home friends! The place I went to makes you pay for by the ounce for froyo including all the topping
>>685547633
You okay?
Night
>shinoa
>>685547598
no
>>685547622
>>685547655
yes you are~!!!!
>good night megumin, even though i don't wanna see you go....
>>685547756
Goodnight Megumin! Sleep well~
>>685547763
Welcome back Shinoa, hope you enjoyed your time.
>>685547633
Are you alright?
>>685547763
froyo???
welcome back shinoa!! did you have a good time??
>>685547763
what's froyo?
>>685547655
Kek I get it now.
Goodnight Megumin!
>>685547763
Hey Shinoa! How are you?
>>685547731
Ah sweet!
Knew they were doing an anime for Rewrite, wasn't expecting an actual western release. Sounds awesome.
>>685547775
>>685547900
My head hurts.
>>685547763
Smugs.
>>685547763
Isnt that hiw they always do it
>>685548327
I hope you feel better, Gold. Sorry that happened.
>>685548327
How did you fall?
>>685546600
Go for it bro, it's good for a quick laugh.
Double dubs confirm that you're the real qt.
>>685547655
Nope, we can't. It's just enticing.
>Nice dubs.
>>685547763
Heyo Shinoa. Was it worth it?
>>685547900
I did. Wanted to key this one guy's car for taking two spaces. How you doing?
>>685548070
>>685548190
Frozen yogurt. Yes I did kagami, how are you?
>>685548217
Doing fine, blue bell. How are you?
>>685548327
>
Galky
>>685548382
Wouldn't know since I went to tuti fruti
So, anyone have any science news? Or just anything that could make for a decent conversation, really.
>>685548411
I'll probably be fine. Thanks, though.
>>685548440
I'm a clumsy fuck and slipped.
>>685548608
>
>>685548570
$6 for a 16 ounces of frozen yogurt. Hell yeah it was! What up with you tomato?
>>685548608
oh, sounds nice.
> Wanted to key this one guy's car for taking two spaces.
were there any cameras? I would've scratched it if i knew i could get away with it.
>>685548608
All the ones ive been to have been like that
Except for braums because you just get a cone
Ima watch anime nd go to bed
>>685548686
Glad to hear it, man. Don't mention it.
Up to anything right now aside from recovering?
>>685548686
I wish I could think of something.
>>685548570
Will do!
>Lies... Your the best qt
>>685548608
>blue bell
Thats a new one... Do I want to know? kek
Im all right. Got a killer headache.
>>685548686
Am reading the article you posted about kepler right now. Cool stuff.
>>685548776
Ayy that sounds good, enjoy it man. Finally got around to listening to Acid Rap. Chance is better than I expected.
>>685549221
Got any movies you'd recommend?
>Dubs don't lie :^)
>>685548608
>Wanted to key this one guy's car for taking two spaces
Fuck those guys.
>How you doing?
My stomach hurts a bit, other than that, pretty fine.
>>685549656
YES! My favorites are The Perfect Storm and Armageddon. Watch those!
>Oh stop it you.
>My Idol is the best qt ever.
>>685548608
sleepy lol, but i gotta stay up!!
Still lurking. Goddamn niggers taking 20 mins to decide whether they wanted to buy lego batman for their son while hes running around the store like a crazy
>I swear I think they said their last name was Click
Anyone else staying up until 7 am (cst) with me?
>>685548722
>
>>685548868
Nor that I saw. There was people sitting out of the store too. Friends said that said they won't stop me but the people watching me key it would've
>>685548958
Went to fry's for one of friends new car phone charger and I found a corsair spec-02. That I looked nice and had a fan on the back and front
>>685549221
It's an ice cream brand here in texas and milinda's head for some reason reminds me of a bell and her outfit and eyes are, well, blue. So why not? And it's a another nick name for me to say when I'm not teasing you ;)
Is it on left side only?
>>685549656
Ooohhhhh acid rap?
>>685549977
Dubdub confirms for fucking them. Papa and mama always said black pepper that's been soaked in vodka helps
>>685550244
What for this time my dude?
>>685550406
Fuck lego batman. Tell them to get bionicle
>>685550446
I'm just kind of sitting here, nothing to do.
>>685550479
oh yeah, i forgot about outdoor areas.
>>685549243
Just thought of something. Apparently scientists are going to be looking in a lake under the Antarctic ice for new life forms. Not sure what kind, but new life forms are always fun.
>>685550446
i can try, i live in central as well!!
>>685550591
a promise, ill bet you're tired lol
>>685550479
I could move closer to where you live, by the way.
>it won't be anytime soon
>>685550446
Maybe, but probably not.
>>685550673
I'm bored.
Being bored sucks.
Are you bored?
>>685550850
whelp nevermind....i just fullfilled the promise!!
>>685551060
I'm very bored. With a sprinkle of sadness.
>>685550013
I know about Armageddon but never seen it. The other one, never heard of it. Thanks though, those will come in handy when I'm bored.
>And a princess isn't?
>>685550479
Yeah this blew up about 3 years ago but I wasn't that into rap at the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftSUchAdVTE&list=PLn9FG3rx4Zs_pRlaeZifZRs3C8HAb-P6c
>>685550446
Challenge accepted.
>>685549210
I think you meant to reply to me there, sorry for being so late.
I'm listening to a podcast.
>>685550791
Yeah i think last time they went digging in the ice like that they found those giant single celled things, right?
Or am i getting that mixed up with something else. ..
Can't quite remember the details. Was quite a few years ago.
>>685550791
Found the article!
http://www.sciencealert.com/a-massive-lake-underneath-antarctic-ice-could-be-home-to-unique-undisturbed-life-forms
>>685550479
kek I guess ive had worse nicknames... I will allow it.
Its one of those pulsating all over headaches... They are the worst
>>685551454
Be prepared to cry at the end of Armageddon. Shit is sad... The Perfect Storm is based on a true story. Also a sad ending. Great movies though. Hope you enjoy them!
>Might be a princess, But the Idol is much more of a qt.
>Your pics are fantastic evidence... <3
>>685551340
>hugs
>>685551568
Huh, I did. Whoops, props for noticing. Guess I'm kind of tired.
It's all good, man. Glad you're enjoying yourself and that you're even posting.
>>685551454
never bothered to listen to chance, never will. seems super overrated. then again, i listen to a lot of rappers considered overrated, such as young thug and kanye
oh shit
https://mobile.twitter.com/FilthyFrank/status/733756728555278337?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet
>>685551340
Oh.
That sucks.
I'll be bored with you if that's the case.
>>685551576
I think they found an extremophile that apparently read it's DNA differently than any other life form on earth. I might be misremembering though.
>>685551820
It's fine. Why would I not be posting?
>>685552038
It's happening.
>>685552101
Can I join?
My room mate just jumped like a girl when he saw a water bug.
>>685551801
>pats
>>685552101
Yeah.
Alright, sounds like a plan.
>>685552250
I don't know, was just worried you might not post for a bit after yesterday.
>Can I join?
But of course.
Curie claimed
I hate online multiplayer games
its always rigged against me.
why do i do this to myself
>>685551630
Nice. I remember reading about the canyons in question a while back. Hope they find something cool in there.
>>685552132
Ahh maybe that was it. Sounds about correct.
>>685552544
blegh i hate water bugs so much....i had one in a bag of potato chips once...i didn't eat that day lol
>>685552038
waddup
>>685543736
>non-cat rattles
>>685550479
Pretty nice case
Too bad i dont like LEDs
Want me to add it to the build
>moka
>>685552773
how the fuck!?!?!?!?!?
>>685550680
really wanted to do it. Just wished that it wasn't a really old couple in the buick when we were eating
>>685550850
"I got 6 jobs I don't get tired" lol
>>685550910
Move up to spring. You'll love it here. Especially old town spring
>>685551454
I love this song! It's a good mood from beginning all the way to end!
>>685551782
Sounds like a migraine dude. Worse nicknames? Want me to go back to the original?
>>685552611
Depending on the game. I can never play MOBA
>>685552773
kek. He was sitting in his room and saw it on the wall and facebook me to bring bug spray.
But now im looking around my room like fuck.
>>685552589
24 hours is the longest I've been gone.
>I think
>I doubt I could be gone any longer than that
>>685553125
That's where I was planning to go.
>it would probably be years from now
>>685551801
Your waifu a qt.
>>685552544
Kek wish I could have seen that...
>>685553125
Its a Horrible hangover thats for sure... kek
NO NO NO THIS ONE IS FINE!
