Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Be a faggot
>Most importantly: Have fun!
Dio loves loli edition
>>685406808
Claiming
>>685406808
Can get behind this.
Still best demigod edition
>>685406808
>Dio loves loli edition
>>685406808
Dio loves loli? I'm fine with this.
>>685407023
>>685406296
.....yes haha
>>685406506
>still in denial
of?
>>685406823
NO SLUTS
O
S
L
U
T
S
Also claiming
Came here to claim her but now I'm heading off to bed. See ya guys
I like this edition as much as dio loves lolis
King of heroes claim
>Rory still thinks she's best Demi God edition.
>>685405256
oh hey there's panties in that pic
When I start mistaking words just because they sound kinda similar, it means that it's time for me to take my leave.
Good day/night everyone.
>>685406434
It is indeed, kek.
>ass gets me rock hard
Wew.
>tits rarely do it for me probably because my dad was a little overweight and he walked around the house with no shirt on when i was young so i probably got used to seeing mantits
I'm so sorry Moogs.
here
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/78/
>>685405596
Eheh~ Thank you qt!
>>685406074
Man
Poutine
Is
Fucking
Awesome!
I plan on not doing jack shit this weekend~ What about you!?
>>685406296
Ayy kek
>>685407155
>Rory still is best demigod
You dont intervene unless they insult you. I intervene because I can.
mine
>nice loli
Claimed
>>685406911
Shes deece to much of a baby tho. Mizora is my gurl tho
>>685407251
Night kyouko
Shinoa
>bounce bounce
Dio like Lolis edition
>>685407229
>wew lad
>>685407251
Goodnight~
>>685407575
>thighs
>wew lad
Milinda claim
>>685406296
Are you saying you want more?
>>685406506
I think one already did ;)
>>685406602
kek no offense meant friend.
>Cough... ep.10... Cough
>>685407305
Your welcome.
>Why you blushing?
>>685407305
I loved it, and those are the best kinda weekends! I don't think i'm really doin anything either lol, just gonna study and get ready for finals haha
>>685407393
Nice loli
>>685407575
Nice gif
>>685407114
She will probably quit because of me
Id still hit it nd quit it though
Whats even better is we have a really autistic kid working there
He talks to himself whenever he gets mad
Im not allowed to have him under my shift though because I would probably make him cry
>>685407492
Want to fight about it
>>685407329
I intervene when it entertains me.
>implying
Claiming best girlie!
>got more alcohol edition
>>685407154
Wow, calm down Shinoa, the edition is just a small joke, I think you're taking it a bit too seriously.
Alright, I have a thing.
I would like to take a poll of all Waifu inhabitants regarding rules so that we may have multiple sets of rules that will fill a time slot, with there being 24 in total, an hour at a time.
The aim is to fulfill all aspects of this growing community fairly.
The poll will ask various questions, with time zones and number of votes taken into consideration, so that the most anons are happy at any given time with the current set of thread rules.
This will:
Reduce drama
Offer structure
Appeal to all anon's wants
The ultimate goal is to keep the growing community from tearing itself apart and buttmad/butthurt faggots who are too sensitive to make any sort of constructive argument as to what should and should not be
Every set of rules has its time slot where the greatest number of anons can enjoy the thread, and you can break up your day rather than spending 14 straight hours in the same thread
Or we could just keep being structureless faggots and resume as normal
>>685407723
None taken! aint no shame in the cheap game :)
>ep 10
I might have to uhhh look that episode up for uhhhh.....research
>>685407805
why would she quit cus of you?
>autistic kid who talks to himself
I got one of those in my art class, straight up school shooter material haha
>>685407723
So many good pics AND a compliment from ya~
>>685407767
Good luck with finals friend~
>>685407894
Hey friend~
>Got more alcohol
My nigga~
Pouring one for ya!
>>685407952
So Dio doesn't like Lolis edition?>
>>685407114
Oh nothing
>>685407723
Oh ok. Don't mind me. I'm eating some popcorn and watching from the sideline
>>685407952
I thought the smug on her face would make it look extremely sarcastic. It failed :/
>>685407114
Gotta try the peppered man, that shit is fire.
>>685407251
Night man.
>>685407305
The L's never stop coming.
>>685407723
Yes, but not right now. Save it for later~
>Best idol claimed
>>685407880
I really only tend to show up exactly where Im needed. And I do love combat.
I love her
>>685408084
>This will:
>Reduce drama
But I like drama.
>>685408286
Is it just me or did the queen of smug just admit not being smug enough?
>
>>685408136
i have some really weird white guy that walks around in a trench coat and wears fedoras every single fucking day
>>685408286
I see we have similar interests.
My faggot ass claims these two homo's. They're my sex slaves now.
>>685408459
Shes only the queen of smug. Shes yet to get on our level.
>>685408413
Then make drama
>>685408084
I'm not sure how successful that will be but i'd take the poll
>>685407894
Oh shit waddup!
>>685408260
Thanks! so how much have you had of your special shit? or should I say how much do you have left? haha
>>685408286
don't "oh nothing" me feg
>>685408260
I'll take another shot as well. I haven't much left, but might as well use it now.
What're you drinking?
>>685408623
Ayyy
>>685408136
Because she has never had a job and she doesnt understand what it is to work
And im a hard boss
Theres no standing around on my shift theres always something to do
I want to work with the autist just to see how far i can push him
Try and make him break a little
I already was joking with him to add a while 10lb bag of sugar to the sweet tea and he did it
He didnt realize i was joking
>>685408286
Fucking
Notice
Me
Senpai
Claiming Mercy from Overwatch.
Society doesn't understand my love for Angela
Thanks. I love my waifu, but I decline to post her.
>>685408621
Nah, I like it when others have there own drama. Its like I feed off of it. I enjoy peoples problems. That's also why I enjoy hearing people out when they are in need.
>>685408344
They will never stop coming~
>>685408623
I have like 2 thirds left~
>>685408631
Noice!
I'm having some Lagavulin~ It's a scotch
What about you?
More Angela because I like bragging
>>685408459
Poor dio didn't understand that my little joke wasn't meant to be taken seriously
>>685408597
Lol i always rooted for them being gay tbh
>>685408610
>>685408792
Have you looked up smugdere yet?
>>685408623
Make me!
>>685408786
You're noticed sensei!
>>685408344
Peppered is always fire tbh, don't know why but it is haha, ill have to try that next time I re-up
>>685408514
Oh god, trenchcoat AND fedora? I got one kid in the same class that wears a fedora as a "symbol of his maturity" but he seems nice enough. The kid I was talking about mumbles to himself about how he has "hands that could crush anything" and how he "needs more anger and hate" for his drawings. But i still would take that over a trenchcoat wearing dude
>>685408786
Should have said to add cinnamon. Said that you cant have sugar without spice.
>>685408792
Nothing done in my normal world compares to this verbal smackdown scene.
>>685408084
Ever heard the expression "Trying to heard cats"?
>>685409178
Fuck.
Herd*
autocorrect.
>>685408136
I got you fam
https://youtu.be/FMxJcm5Y2Lw
>>685408260
kek Your welcome friend!
>>685408286
That is okay with me... kek
>>685408344
Just let me know when <3
>>685409117
Some smirnoff shooters. Mixed with my Dr. Pep. Because I'm not a fan of the taste of these shooters, but it's all I have. I have so many of them too due to a halloween party...
It's just I see a lot of argument over the rules, lewd posters, ERP.
A lot of people like to be lewd and ERP, and it SHOULD be taken to trash, but we can include them as well without so much bullshit.
>We can still be faggots
Structure isn't a bad idea, and with summer very near... or, is it here?
Idk, but we can keep the possible influx of massive faggotry contained to certain time slots. With the structure, you can easily avoid the shit you dont like about the threads, and join the ones you do enjoy.
>>685408973
You can still be a shit poster and cause your own drama
>>685409178
Nope. I just like doing shit like this. Idrc if it works or not
>>685408731
ayyyy what you drinkin man?
>>685408786
fuckin kek, although to be honest, if my boss told me to add 10lbs of suger id do it. Its his ass not mine so why not?
>>685409117
well thats more than half which is plenty! haha, how much more you got in ya?
>>685409160
HES GOT A SMUG
>
>>685409667
See here >>685409329
>Kurisu
>>685409306
Oh my~
>>685409667
>
>>685409306
>dat video
>kek'd
>>685409329
I never was a fan of vodka
Too many bad nights with it kek
>>685409667
I got one third of a bottle in me~
>>685409168
i dont know whats wrong him or IF theres anything wrong with him
he has a sister in the same grade as me and i happen to be acquaintances with her and i THINK she said she thinks he would shoot up the school
anyway about the fedoras... hes started wearing bucket huts now and i dont know what thats about but i hate it
hes been wearing that SAME trenchcoat since like September
>>685409371
I'm too nice to be a shitposter...
>>685409160
Rio rip Dio
>>685409171
Fucking read snack down now I'm getting icecream
>>685409160
I have, you're pretty smug about it huh?
>>685409178
>rattle
>>685408514
I thought people like that were myths.
>>685408084
The idea is plausible but I don't everyone would be on board with it.
>>685409117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z48NmdWbquw
>>685409168
Nice, and yes those seasonings are just to rich.
>>685409306
Wilco :^)
>>685409371
Basically the expression is about how it's impossible to herd willful and whimsical creatures.
It's more or less the same reason i think that the rules in the OP accomplish nothing.
If you want to spend the time trying to do whatever, i certainly won't stop you. Just don't be disappointed when nothing productive comes of it.
The lack of any real reprimand to breaking the rules makes them neigh impossible to enforce though.
>>685410106
>Rattle rattle
Hi there. Was starting to think you'd gone to bed. What's up?
>>685409160
Ya thats how i like it
>>685409171
Kek
>>685409667
I said it in the most sarcastic way possible even the other person there knew i wasnt serious
I didnt even know how to make sweet tea at that point either
Shit was cash
>>685409977
Dude same. Had my first (almost) threesome with it though. I am a much bigger fan of dark liquor. Like that Wild Turkey American Honey I told you about. I am gonna get a bottle of that soonish.
>>685409160
I did. But thats a human label.
>>685410098
Im pretty hungry too. But I dont wanna have to look for food.
>>685410161
Everyone is never on board with anything.
The rules dont matter.
I just like projects like this.
>>685410188
Challenge?
good
Holy shit.
>>685410161
Honestly tho, is it a bad thing~?
>>685410308
Hey, that's how I got my first threesome
And lemme tell ya, it's a bad ideam too much dram after that shit
Darker liquors are the best~
>>685410385
Go for it
I'll not actively push back, but i'm not going to change my behavior any. A sentiment i imagine you'll find quite common.
>>685410460
Holy shit? Dog died?
Also, hi.
>>685409919
Kek. One of the funniest parts of the show...
>>685409977
>Dub dubs checked
kek I thought you might enjoy that.
>>685410161
I will wait for you bby.
>There is plenty more for you when your ready
>>685410336
The eternal bebate,
Too hungry to look for food or not hungry enough to outweigh the lazy?
Gonna eat now. I'll be back I don't know when.
>>685409160
My hate for lolis is not a joke.
>>685410161
apparently not
theres also this kid in 10th grade whos balls havent dropped yet but he has the nerve to call everybody else a faggot
>>685410551
Yeah. Tell me about it. It caused some problems ALMOST happening. Thank fuck it didn't. I guess it doesn't matter anymore though huh? Hahaha.
Have you tried that Wild Turkey yet?
>>685409306
Fuckin kek, although that was hot af at the same time haha
>>685409329
Smirnoff shooters? like what, little tiny bottles?
>>685409919
I don't...I don't know what that is? did you dodge them? did you die? I USED RUBBER BULLETS
>>685409977
and? how much more can you fit homie?
>>685409996
kek for real? some people just stick to a certain style, even if it is autistic incarnate. but is his sister normal? I had this girl in highschool who was super boring, like she dressed drab and didn't like to do anything that seemed "sinful" yet here sister was completely chill and normal
>>685410737
It's a lie.
See >>685406907
>>685410737
You fucking love loli.
>>685410846
And how is spike's filth supposed to change my statement?
>>685410623
Hey there.
No. I was called in during a back surgery.
I think this kid was like 17 years old and now he's either gonna have severe back cramps or have to walk with a cane for the rest of his life.
>>685410842
Yeah 50 ml bottles. 30% content each. Like I said. I have a fucking lot of them because of a Halloween party last year. They'd just been sitting in my freezer. Figured now is a better time than never to kill them off.
>>685410991
Accurate screencap. No signs of shoop
>>685410188
i did go to bed but i only slept for like 3 hours
>rattle
>>685410737
the first step is accepting it
>>685410842
I know right? I fucking love Heavy Object
>Milinda
>>685410737
Surely you don't have all Lolis Dio-sama
>>685410098
Shinoa is all about it and kicks vampire ass. She reminds me of cheshire cat
>>685410284
^_^
>>685410336
Eh. I take what they have lol
>>685410737
I blame hentai and pedos for it
>>685410842
>
I am ded forever! X_X
.
Shinoa was kill
>>685410687
One more drop of MWO, and the food hunt begins.
>what am I doing
>i feel dirty
>>685410551
IM RUNNING AN URBIE WITH A GAUSS RIFLE HELP ME
>>685410161
I don't really like the crazy seasonings, maybe like a spicy one but other than that cracked pepper is my jam. so what are you up too dude? besides posting?
>>685410284
oh kek, I can see that, like some kid who doesn't get sarcasm and is like "oh gosh...oh geez...he wants 10lbs of suga" like kyles cousin from south park
>>685410661
It was pretty funny!
>and hot
>>685410817
Glad you didn't, they bring nothing but bad things~
Nah I didn't, I decided to listen to Tatsie instead~
>>685410842
I can drink some more! I've been drinking since 8pm. It's like almost 2 in the morning now~
>>685411251
Shit boi Go pwn the other team kek~
>>685410991
Baby, don't be like that.
You love loli and everyone knows it.
>>685411075
Woo. Rough. At least they're still walking, i guess?
What's your role in that?
>>685411142
Ahh alright.
>Rattle rattle
>>685411157
All, and that includes your incestual crap.
>>685410842
his sister is normal for the most part
shes kind of awkward and she cant help it and she goes on tumblr but other than that shes alright
out of me and my siblings i dont know whos the "normal" one
>>685411177
RIP
Full house confirmed
Check'd
Curie claimed.
Got far harbor, my adventures with my beautiful wife Curie continue!
>>685411393
I'm a nurse there.
I was called in for literally nothing. All I did was stand in the corner.
>>685411106
daayyuumm, those sound cute! I'd be down to get smashed off a shit ton of those haha, and that holloween party sounds pretty kickass, anything nice happen?
>>685411155
That one chick worked it so hard
>for some odd reason the soldiers moral doubled when I did this
uh ya think?
>>685411177
>nice full house
kek, I kill
>>685411177
Nigguh hurry up and enlist so i can live out my fantasies through you
>>685411316
Thats almost literally him
My god that describes him perfectly
One of the other managers before i worked there made him run out of a shift crying and he didnt show up to work for 2 days
Then when his boss called he said he wouldnt come back unless he didnt have to work under that manager
>>685411441
I'm only the step sister, that's like, mild kink.
>>685411353
>Very hot
You should watch Heavy Object, you would like it!
>>685411684
kek Frolaytia is the main sex appeal of that show. She does shit like that a lot.
>Milinda
>>685411353
Should totes try it at some point. That or Honey Jack. I've heard great things about it as well.
>>685411684
Not really. Me and a bunch of friends got together. got drunk and chilled. Playing cards against humanity and shit. It was a fun night.
>>685411677
Thaaaaat sucks too.
Sounds like you had a lovely day. Lol
>>685410385
Seeing as how there is such a wide spectrum of opinions yes what you're saying is true. Good luck with the experiment.
>>685410551
Yes because it sucks but no since that's life for you.
>>685410661
I can't wait~
>>685410800
What a prick, that's the go to word nowadays though.
>>685411316
Browsing the E3 lineup. Looking pretty good so far.
>>685411627
disgusting
>>685411858
Oh, right, I forgot. My bad.
But it is still a loli and what matters the most is the cancerous "Onii-chan" alghough I do not believe she says it very often after the beginning.
>>685411353
>since 8pm
nice, thats when I typically start drinking each night as well. Can't be an alcoholic if you set limits right! right now its about 11 and ive had like 6 shots, goin kinda slow but im about to get another drink
>>685411520
she sounds qt, you should hit it
>out of all my siblings
I'm pretty sure my second oldest sister is the most normal, with me at dead last
>>685411565
welcome back! how is that Far Harbor btw? I haven't played in a while
>>685412176
It adds new stuff to the game. Definately good because its hard for games to hold my attention very long. Also its great because I get to adventure with Curie some more.
>>685411927
I already tried Honey Jack, didn't like it ;-;
>>685411880
I will~
Hope I like it!
>>685411997
Life still goes on
Sometime, you have to learn to like shit you hate
>>685412176
You said it! I used to start drinking in the morning because I felt like drinking~
Keep drinking friend~
I fucking love loli.
>>685411780
fuckin kek for real? i don't know how some people get hired. The autistic kid in my class always has this look on his face of either anger/frustration or hes about to burst into tears when he hears any sort of news
>>685411880
ALOT? LIKE A LOT ALOT? sheeeiiiiitt
>>685411927
Nice! Sounds like a fun time, cards against humanity is funny af
>>685411997
Gimme da scoop ma nigga
>>685412444
Awh really? What didn't you like about it holmes?
>>685412135
>technically Rory isnt a loli at all. She's taller than most other girls at the age she became a demigod and she still grew into her adult body
>cowtits are a liability in combat too
All these heavy drinkers in the thread, and Im cutting down.
I will be back in a little bit. Gotta go get something
>>685412444
>Checked.
I bet you will!
>>685411997
I <3 You
>>685412668
How many times do I have to explain, Rory isn't gross because of loli
Rory's entire body is just generally gross.
>>685411558
>>685411684
Thanks mang
>>685411780
Wew
>>685412563
Oh shit
>>685412612
I think it was one of those govt. Mandated you have to hire this disabled because equality or some other bullshit
>Anyone want to know what were getting rid of and replacing
>>68541235
It was just the beginning yah, and I think maybe like once or twice on her actual date episode. I don't really like the imouta thing either.
>>685412624
I dunno,I guess it was too soft for me..
>>685412673
I'm gonna watch an episode before going to bed~
>>685412563
I fucking knew it
Yuno is best waifu
>>685412876
You leave me nothing to work with senpai
>>685412908
Forgot pic
My stars and garters why isn't this on the front pageA? I hate rummaging the catalog. Claiming and drinking
>>685412401
sounds pretty cool! and obviously for you getting to adventure more is a plus haha, how was your day dude?
>>685412444
>chek'd
I so wanna drink in the morning, but I dunno, its not worth it ya know? I can't get drunk in the mornings so why bother?
>>685412673
Go get it mang
>>685412876
Sorry I thought ded peep dont speek?
>>685412908
That makes sense, but i mean....somebody who cries and leaves abruptly? cmon mang
>>685411997
>that's the go to word nowadays though.
thats so true
i say faggot waaaay too often
>>685412176
>me at dead last
well rip
you see with me they competition is kind of weird
my sister gets good grades and participates in an afterschool sport but as soon as she comes home she turns into a bitch that sits in her room and eats nothing but chips/snack cakes all day
then my brother (hes 8 so i guess he gets it a bit more lenient) that just plays xbox all day and pisses on the toilet seat after hes told not to... you know the typical young children behavior... that kind of shit
>>685413094
ctrl f waifu
boom.
Lol
>>685412778
>Rory
>gross
You talking shit bout my partner demigod!?
oh brewer asuka chan reporting in. i saw a pretender to best smug the other day.
So I come home and my little brother was watching the last 20 minutes of Bridge to Terabithia. T_T time to drink
>>685412778
Not sure how it is gross, aside from the generic anime thigh gap, but I guess you just like your girls a little thicker. I can respect that, but I dont agree that the body is gross.
>>685413094
We slowed down. Thats it.
Grandfather just showed up from interstate. Gonna go dark for a bit.
>>685413284
1 shot in the morning to start the day and to wake up properly~
>>685413416
sooOOoo much work tho
best waifu claimed
I've been gone for a while
anyone still remember me?
>>685413284
Pretty good. Easy day at work. No arguments with my parents. Listening to some great music. Burned a cd for my dad and he loved it. Played the division with my sister. And of course Curie makes it even better. I had a fantastic day.
>>685413077
:(
>>685413284
Whoop I mean
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>685412176
>>685413359
fuck i completely read past that first part
i WOULD try to but theres this guy i hate going out with her right now
>>685413525
This is barely even shitposting we need to do better!
I got beat out by a Miata... someone hold me, for I am shamed.
>>685406808
>White women
kek
>>685413525
EVERYTHING
There isn't a single part of her body that isn't completely gross.
Just thinking about it makes me want to puke.
>>685413462
Any respect I had for you is now gone.
>>685413284
If ut was up to me i would be trying to find a teason to fire him
Hes not very good at what he does
>>685413713
You brought this upon yourself
>nobody wants to know what new shit were getting at tacobell
>>685413781
>>685413872
I just want the one by my house to stop being remodeled. Not impressed with the double dillas. Plz deep fry enchiladas.
>>685413781
what at finding a good parking spot? T_T
>>685410687
>>685411251
Who was the shipping authority again?
I guess my drunk ass is gonna call it a night. I'll see you fuckers tomorrow or the next day!
>>685413843
Nudes?
>>685412444
That's a tough task.
>Trips confirm it's possible though
>>685412612
Sony is shilling the new PS4 and VR as usual, Microsoft coming in with a new Xbone and Crackdown 3, Skyrim remaster rumors from Bethesda, EA with the BF1 shilling, no Assassins Creed thank god, more Red Dead rumors. That's all I saw so far.
>>685412673
The feeling is mutual~
>>685413359
Same, it's just a natural impulse now.
>>685414208
That would be Shinoa~
>>685414235
Goodnight~
>>685414208
I must see more of their activity together to confirm it thread canon
>>685414235
Night!
>>685414353
Yes. That would be me
>>685413986
Hush you.
>>685414175
On the freeway. I beat them out eventually because I could weave through the traffic, but that little thing had some power. More than my small 300 could put out. I never let off full throttle and it just pulled away from me like it was nothing.
Anyways, I'm going to leave now, there are too many disgusting waifus, Spike overdone loli jokes and wannabe lords in here.
Just knowing my Dio pictures have been stained by this horrible thread disgusts me.
>>685413866
i could say the same of yourself, a mongrel whom I thought possessed class, I was clearly mistaken.
>dub check'd
>>685414655
>>685414655
>>685414655
>>685414655
>>685414655
>>685414549
this goes far deeper than I realized. My posts are the production posts though.
>>685414694
Almost nailed last pic. Damn.
