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S/nek
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
The snek awakens! hail the sneklord.
>>685375639
yo
>>685375444
But I be tubby, odd, and social awkward; was really surprised how shit flowed with her so easily. And she mentions how she loved her boyfriend and did a few times how she'd never cheat.
Mind games to erect me at work or some shit then?
>>685376245
whats up
>>685376178
If she brought up that she would never cheat/etc... out of the blue, then she either wants you or wants to take advantage of you. Probably the latter.
>>685376331
Nothing my ssssserpentine friend.
Every argument used in favour of homosexual rights also applies to necrophiliac and zoophiliac rights.
Prove me wrong
>>685376585
sounds fun
>>685376910
Hows are the geckos doing?
>>685376585
Then I have no idea whatsoever how to proceed; I mean I flirt/fuck around/joke with her every day I come in.
Invite her to hang out or some shit?
>>685376910
People in homosexual relationships can give consent. In many cases zoophiliac and necrophiliac relationships; at least one party cannot give consent.
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear
>>685377115
they are nocturnal. i havent seen them recently.
what are common hiding places for lizards
>>685377366
>>>/an/2126553
>>685377754
I read somewhere that they like to hide on the wall behind picture frames.
>>685377338
i'll be honest here, taking love advice from a stranger on a 4chan furry thread is probably a bad decision. However, I suggest not letting your spaghetti fly all over the place, and let things move naturally. Let her take the lead with it.
>>685377865
We used to have an electronic doorbell installation that hung up on the wall. I remember seeing them scurrying in and out of the back of it
>>685377923
Fair enough, and that was my plan originally; but yeah, socially awkward/inexperienced.
Any sexy burd blowjobs?
can i use a thermal imaging camera to look for lizards
>>685379423
u just need to put some love into it
>>685379423
Probably
>>685379423
Possibly but remember they are cold blooded so unless they where recently sitting in the sun they won't be very visible.
>>685379751
but they are nocturnal and live inside my house
>>685379926
Here this will help you
http://www.herpetofauna.co.uk/forum/thermal-imaging_topic3402.html
You will only be able to see them if they recently warmed up their bodies or if the surroundings are colder than them otherwise they will blend in with the surroundings.
>>685379926
So, what is the problem exactly?
>>685380302
the problem is they are not killing enough fucking cockroaches
>>685380281
gonna miss you m8
>>685380816
Where are you going?
I honestly don't know why you guys are attracted to these things. Can someone expl-
>>685380880
She has a nice snek belly
Hey gents.
>>685381096
Oh shit, a sni-
>>685381199
Hello
>>685381096
Just a fetish.
>>685381292
Heya Harp, how goes it?
>>685381307
Do you not get the joke? Fucking newf-
>>685381324
Its going good, just playing some vidya
>>685381430
Noice.
>>685381199
Hi hotshot!
>>685381570
Yo Prot, how's it hanging?
Comics please
>>685381414
I get the joke I'm just not 15 years old and think it's funny.
Go make a thread and attracted like minded people I'm just here for porn.
>>685381712
That's a bad excuse. Fucking newfa-
>>685381650
It's hanging I guess. Same way it always is. How are you doing?
>>685382637
Fairly well!
>>685383029
ay
>>685383073
>>685383153
Hey.
>>685383029
hiya 8. How are ya?
what is wrong with you people
this shit is disgusting
>>685383613
>img
dat smirk tho
>>685383613
Pretty down. You?
>>685383661
fite me fgt
>>685383929
oh shit, im sorry.
Decided to say "fuck it, yolo" and just shaved my legs. Feels really nice. Also super close to my goal of 100 lbs., at 103.8 right now. Should be true ottermode within the next 3-4 days cause intermittent fasting is glorious.
Anyway, how are you lovelies doing?
>>685384019
JUSTICE!
>>685384418
Uhhh, I think gfur would be more interested in that...
>>685384418
>glorious
tried it. pain in my ass.
Godspeed with that
>>685384418
Doing well, Sloth. ANd how tall are you?
>>685384628
Ah well, idgaf anymore. I'm sick off not doing things I want to do because of fear of judgement.
Anyway, how are you doing?
>>685384630
git gud
>>685384726
I'm a fuckin turbomanlet, only 5'3. I have really good proportions tho.
