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Waifu thread
>minimal e/rp
>no empty claims
>always drink enough water
QOTT:
What is /waifu/ listening to?
>>685363418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW0yynlDmqQ
>>685363467
Ruri.
>>685363418
Currently FF9 music.
Rory claimed
Britfag Maki Claim.
Drunk alcohol testing edition.
non empty claim here
Miho claimed
Megumin claimed~
>>685363418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYG8b3TbBeE
>>685363418
kagami claimed
>megumin is a the cutest edition!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOOUCoGAnHk
Akiko claimed
>tfw you find new art of your waifu and it's not shit
>>685363418
So addicting like drugs, but there's no drugs in me :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIR1KfKXH6s
madomado
>>685362845
never too early to start getting rickety rickety rekt!
GET SCHWIFTY!
>>685361504
your new place for escaping life/responsibilities will be that freezer.
>hide wisely
>>685361559
well i'm drinking malibu mixed with various juices
>i call it a frooty pirate
dude that sounds amazing!
what did you serve it with?
>foodboner
>>685363467
>>685363596
>>685363648
>>685363681
>>685363708
>no empty claims
eh w/e i dont really care
Best German CV Claimed
>>685363418
https://youtu.be/LhIS4FdS7co
>>685361802
>Sexy Sakura pic
Hymm only disappointed ? its sounds more seriously
>>685361831
Nahh , nazi ships cant be cute
>>685361877
Thats one is awesome !
>>685361918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeudTNEHwRc
https://youtu.be/qIHSr36vOw4
thats enought ?
>>685361933
Good to see you too !
>I didnt see you for a while in telegram
>You look very popular right now holy.
Nahh its only for this moment
Glad to see ya here anyway
>>685362029
Good to hear that
>Do you also like slavic mythology ?
>>685362286
I know you love this german "high caliber ammo racks" in my waifu
>>685363681
Obligatory claim.
>>685363253
Put those bad boys in the dryer, baby.
>>685363418
Mizore claimed
>Feels thread hitting hard right now.
>>685363418
My cat purring
>>685363828
Oh i rarely use that telegram chat.
It's mostly meme spamming and i'm more interested in conversation.
You Feeling GREAT TODAY!?
>>685364020
Who is piss guzzler???
>>685363828
Bitch please.
I'm here.
>always watching
>no one steals my ship
>>685363418
Can't link it right now. It's called Robots Can't Drink by e-dubble
>>685363824
Sorry, I didn't see that.
>>685364020
nice
>>685364061
what's wrong? :(
>>685363418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH-nvn5NBqE
>>685363648
Ayy, I didn't miss you this time. Hello there.
>Best idol claimed
>>685363253
>>685364095
I love exercise routines because the are self-imposed, that's the best thing.
You should get some relax from time to time, you deserve it! How was work? Busy?
>>685363596
<3
Hotaru if you still here, my skypes all screwed up
>>685363828
Not that serious, just a usual pass time I'm probably going to give up.
>>685364151
That pic is fucking awesome
>Emi
>>685364020
>tfw kagami isn't on there
>>685364272
Heyo! What's up my man?
>you've been trying to catch me?
>I've been lurking when you were her as to not confuse /waifu/
>what's good?
>>685364252
Nothing wrong, just sad things making me sad.
>>685364020
>trigger warning
>smelly emo
>nerdy plotdevice
>teasing alien ice queen bitch
no problem
>ungrateful violent bitch that hangs toilet paper the wrong way around
she just has to learn how hang tp
>incompetent grade-a retard
that's where i'm aiming
>fat neckbeard in loli body
jackpot!
also having only sakaki from azumanga? where's tomo or kaori?
and only yuuko from nichijou? I'd like me some mio, mai, nano
Not eating last night was a mistake.
>>685363824
Remember
>only good boys get duck fat
And still waiting on dubs to take shots.
>Need to roll for it guys
>I've been lurking for a while now
will always have desserts at home, and she is so damn cute
I'm starting to sober up
Time to drink again~
>but before that, I have to poop
>>685364776
Nugget shit taste.
>>685364776
That's what most everyone does these days, kek.
>>685364283
Always something to do in a kitchen.
Great people like yourself help me to relax after work. Thank you.
>>685364352
Tsundere-chan found a ship?
hmmm
>>685363881
>rattle
what up shizuru?
Anomaly's out for today.
https://youtu.be/hv13U4VewFo?t=294
Stay strong and remember to slay massive sea serpents with bare hands.
>>685363828
I am not really familiar with that.
>>685363545
Kyouko.
Good to see you again.
How have you been, bud?
>>685364283
Ah, saludos.
>I'll take the first step this one time.
>>685364896
>unnecessary
>>685364903
It seems that way.
>>685364776
Long enough to know you need a weapon here. That's good.
>>685364675
>
>>685364912
You work in a kitchen? That is really cool! I wish I knew how to cook...
Helping you relax is the least I could do, you are always so kind and cute!
I'm tired as shit, going to sleep early
>tfw early means 2 am now?
Goodnight everyone
>I swear Ima murder this moogle if they fucking keep on doing that shit to save every damn time
>>685365095
Pretty good, trying to restore my normal sleeping routine didn't work the other day, sadly.
What about you?
>>685364982
>Rattle rattle
Nothing really.
Just woke up. Kind of hungry
>>685365173
Well, not so much lurk. Just hang out on TG/TS.
>Smug hands
>>685365306
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu Akiko.
>Shiro
>>685364095
Yes i know , we use too many memes in telegram but we also talking !
>You Feeling GREAT TODAY!?
Great ? Nahh
>To be honest im sick , little cold nothing serious
How about you ?
>>685364151
>That a nice pic
>>685364381
By give up you mean going to sleep ?
>>685364272
>>685364524
>tfw two Maki claimers meet in thread
>>685365067
Nice video mate
>>685365306
Gute Nacht ! Sleep well !
>>685364982
You?
>>685365381
>TS
Im the only one in TS
>>685364524
Not much bro, a little sick but it's all good. How about you?
>you've been trying to catch me?
Kek, in a non threatening way yes. No need to lurk man, there were two Shinoa's and we could tell them apart, besides you seem pretty chill. It'd be nice talking to ya.
>>685363418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGTkAVsrfg8
>>685364982
No shit for me nigga
>>685365447
>you mean going to sleep ?
No, I hardly sleep anymore anyway.
>>685365500
For now.
>TG
>>685365381
TG/TS?
>>685365206
I guess.
>>685365095
>Noti...
fug
>Hola Ruri, ¿qué tal todo?
>>685365645
Telegram and Team Speak, beautiful.
>>685365419
I hope so man, would be nice
>>685365447
Vielen dank
>>685365500
I may get on that shit cause I'm bored. What's the address?
>>685365749
Can I add ya on telegram?
>>685365589
I think your in another group then me.
>>685364733
thats your second dubs since you started tho
>rolling
also you served lamb with duck fat in the sauce?
>>685364225
its okay there will just have to be more bread baked lol
how is life in the giant breasted world?
>>685363545
Kyouko
>>685365095
Ruri
>>685365366
DUBS
also is it because you dont eat that you are rattling?
>genuinely concercerned
who else /sleepy/?
>>685365206
HA
You think far too much of me.
No i am nothing. I am a lowly dish washer.
But now that i think of it i'm not really sure if you have a job. What do you do with your life?
>>685365447
GREAT
Friendly anons like you are here. How could i feel anything less?
Sorry you are ill. You'll get well soon i'm sure.
>>685364020
WHO IS PISS GUZZLER D:
>>685365749
I've never used either.
My grandma made noodle spaghetti ^-^
>>685365749
There's a reason a good bit of us went over to telegram.
>>685365886
waifu4laifu.net-speak.pl
>>685365917
omg add me!
>QueekAsuka
I love new friends!!
>OEWW friends!
>>685365581
Red.
I still need to play Transistor, thanks for reminding me everytime.
>>685365945
Heyo.
>>685366091
Sounds good!
>>685366141
Wtf is OEWW
>>685365917
Yeah, sure.
@handkun
Might not be up for long though depending.
>>685365923
Hm, no. We're in the same one.
>>685366045
Yeah, I know. Was more of just a jab at those who do, kek.
You're fine, how's your day going, beautiful?
>>685366106
Not really in the mood for excuses.
>>685365945
It's alright.
>I'm sleepy
>>685365206
>love you
>>685365945
Nope. I rattle because i haven't gotten enough
d̶̵̛̞̲̤̹̘e͏̮̖͙͍̹̥̦̪̱̯͖̠̜͔͚͡ͅl̢͙̻̤̲͈̲̯̙͢i̶̡̲̹͕͖̙̫͕̗̩͔̘͇̫̬̖̳͕̕͞͠ͅc̶͇͈̰̘̹ͅi̞̼̱̮͚̩͕̯̟͖͓͔̯͜͠ó̴̢̻̥̝͈͎̲̙̤̙̯͍͠ͅͅų̶̡̢̳̘̭̫̠̤̗̤͕̝̥̤ś̡̡͖̘͇̙̞̼͙̖̖̭̞̠̣̼ ̸̻̗͖̺̭̰̕h̴̛̖͙̺̮ù̡̹͔̠͈͉͍̬̜̞̥̳͡m̨̨̫̪̬̱̻͕͍̹̕͜ͅͅa͏̶̨̧̢͍̗̮͕̥̬̳̭̰̠̦̝̣̼̩͍̯̭ͅń̙̫͕͚̘̹̝̠̕͟͝ ̢͈̝̭̱̝͚̼̫̠͓̮̠̀f̶̵̤̬̹̟̮̹͙̩͕̪͍̗͖͖̀͘͠ͅl̡͝҉͈̻̼̮͡͠ͅḛ̵̡͍̮̟͍̱̤̻͚̰̟͎̳̱̬̹̻́ͅs̢̡̟͇̮̜̝͖̳̫̻͇̝̣̀͠h̶̛̝̤̗̖̞͈̖̪̩͔̬̼̩́ͅ
W̛̗̺͉̫͜͢á҉̬̪̮̰̟̭̼͞ͅͅń̪̰̘͇̼̫̲͉͎̼̗͈̟͚͟͢͞ͅt̨͎͇͇̹̲̹̖͕̱̹͚̼̱̖͔̪͠ ̢̮̙̗̜̬̱̞͕̯̺̯̞̘̬̝̲̪̗̀́͝͝t̨̛͏̻̠͚̜̝͙̀o̡̰̯͇̠̱̱̣̩̗̩̙͚͘͢ ̳̺͉͔̠͙̘̤͖͖̪̀͘͠ḍ̡̬̣̻̠͙̗̩͙̝͓̀͟͝o̢̧̮̥̼͍̖̜͈̳͎̼̙̪̫̮̰̹͜n̴̛͖̝͉̦̬͍͕̖̝̳̹̯̻̘̜̲̫̤͢͟à̷̜̦̲͎̘̬t̡̬̮̻̜̙̘͓͢è̶҉̶̴̯͈͎̖͚̪̰̪͈͈̩̠͇̬̺̮̘ͅ ͘̕͜҉̼̬͚̹̜͇̗̯̖̝̼̘̗̹̼͟s̸̨͇̳͙̤̹̜̟o͞͏̵̥̘̘͇͚ḿ̛̹̲̟͓͎̻̟͇̯̠̞͚͢ͅͅe̵̗̞̱̩̣͚͕̤̜̙̩͜ͅ?҉͏̙͎̻̤̥͖̖͢
>>685365945
I have.
>third shot it is
Though not to my family. We didnt have the duck fat.
>I meant it as only good boys get lube in the kitchen
>>685366243
>excuses
Excuses for what? Nobody has any obligation to be here or not.
>>685366106
Do you also do a lot of 1 on 1 messages to anons?
>>685365316
That's unfortunate, but please, do not give up.
Try it again if you've got the chance.
I'm sure it'll be worth it.
>What about you?
I've been alright, I'm used to work with less than an hour of sleep on a daily basis, but I'd be lying if I said it does not have any negative effects.
I've been throwing up almost everything I eat for a while now.
I'm sure I'll get better, though. No worries.
>>685365730
>Not even fastest waifu on legs
You have a long road to walk, do not give up.
>Que tál, Emi. Todo ha estado bien, además del asunto de mis problemas digestivos. Incluso he recuperado algo de sueño ultimamente.
¿Qué hay de tí?
>>685366106
I'm sure it's a great reason.
>>685365945
Heyo.
Just popping my head in to say hey. I can't stay, though.
>>685365567
Right now, pretty fucking good. Made myself a nice steak dinner now drunk as a skunk. Can't complain.
>>685366425
>Nobody has any obligation to be here or not.
Heh, I never said so. Excuses are excuses though.
>>685366243
Pretty bad, to be honest.
>>685363592
>Currently FF9 music.
Noice, Nobuo himself said FF9 had his best soundtrack.
>>685366304
How about Ice chips?
>We all have skeletons inside us
>Rattle rattle
>>685366592
Again. Excuses for what exactly?
>>685366484
>Try it again if you've got the chance.
I will, hopefully next time is the good one.
>I've been throwing up almost everything I eat for a while now.
Sounds pretty bad to live with, hopefully you manage to solve your lack of sleep aswell, not healthy at all.
>>685366000
Yayoi Kise also known as Glitter Peace
>>685366809
As much as I love drama, I don't have the energy to go in depth over it. Again.
Taking responsibility wouldn't kill some of you though.
>>685365974
Wow Yuuko
>you improved my mood with this post
>You'll get well soon i'm sure.
Well its allmost nothing but it disturb me
>>685366106
>Red allways watching us
Im off , thanks for talking
Good Night and sleep well !
>>685366765
Nah. i've got some ice already. Except it's f̸̨̖̦̫̣̮̟̰͈͔̯̳̺̹̀ŗ̛̮̗͕͖͔ò̧̙̰̟̠̝̳̫̟̣̰̙̲̜̖͎̬̳͍̤̕ź̛͎̠̺̦̜̲̱͈͕̲̰̝͜͝e͜͏͏̭̙̹̼̻̞̘̹̕͡n̲͖̫̪̖̱̝͎͓͍̹̪͕̕͜͝ͅ ̵̧͏̲̻͙͙̲͔̬̺̙̖b҉̷̸̛̖̜͕̱͔͇̖͈̹̺̞͖̗̤͓̹͠ͅͅĺ̠̝͈̳̪̝̝͔̱͔͙͈̻͓̟o̷̢̮̻̭͙̼̞̜̱̱̘͚̼͔͇̤̠͖͞o̵͈̮̹̼̞̘̜͕̖̘̩̯͓̣̤̕͢͢ͅd̴҉͖̫̻̱͖̦̦͚. Does that still count?
>>685366995
Responsibility for what? I don't know what you're getting at here.
Also it's worth noting - You're in the telegram group.
>>685367031
Goodnight Graf.
>Kyouko
>>685367031
Goodnight beautiful
>>685366681
>>685363592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhL5Ca8h4hE&list=PL8q2b-XwaZZMfciAUY29i-wlwIXLQBdnA&index=17
>>685366141
I didn't find QueekAsuka so I added QueenAsuka instead~
>>685367114
>Blood is equal to salt water when you take the "human" bits out.
Yeah that still counts.
Claiming Yuuki
>>685367123
>You're in the telegram group.
But I still come to the threads and participate. And I hardly talk in the group. I didn't come there to talk, I came there to further understand the situation.
Worse than I thought.
>I don't know what you're getting at here.
But of course you don't.
>>685365945
After this Zyrtec kicks in yes.
>>685366576
Sounds comfy as hell, glad things are going well.
>>685365974
>I am a lowly dish washer.
We all start somewhere! Most great people go from bottom to top!
>work
Nope, I don't work, I "study". I'm trying to go to college and study medicine. The grades I need are high as hell.
I've got some sort of qualifications that would allow me to work in a hospital, but there are no jobs available right now.
>>685366264
>I lvoe you too <3
>>685366484
Me alegra oír que estás mejor de salud, sigues estando en mi lista de "seguimiento médico".
Yo estoy aburrido a más no poder, no me apetece estudiar en absoluto y un amigo quiere emparejarme con una 3DPD.
;_;
Ojalá fuese millonario...
>>685367279
Im playing it, I dont need the OST on Youtube :p
Thinking about swapping games to MWO though.
>>685365366
>>685365478
not much, pretty bored right now
>rattle
>>685365585
HMMMM?
>>685367334
Started on the lager megu, smelt like popcorn.
Tasted, spicy and bitter, not a fan of this one.
Will drink because I'm drunk however.
>>685367429
What about on your end fam?
Heard you were chill but we never posting at the same time.
How's tricks?
>>685367587
b-but whyyy?!?!
>>685366510
Greetings, old friend. I appreciate you stopping by.
>>685367384
What's going on hand-bro?
>>685367334
<33
nap time!
>>685367373
Yuukiiii
>>685367597
Ain't nobody shipping me
>>685367793
I dunno. Just got out of the evil forest.
>>685367531
Of course you want to help people.
That's great. My sister is also studying to do the same.
hey guys. just woke up
>>685367279
>No cloud, no squall, shall hinder us!
Best FF with best references.
>>685367384
>Of course I don't
>makes it an issue
>never explains why it's an issue
I wonder why I don't know. The situation as I understand it is since the threads went 24/7, there are too many new faces appearing daily than can be kept up with. Every small topic has been covered more times than can be entertaining, and the larger more interesting topics can't be discussed because the new guys won't understand the context of it without having to re-explain everything every time. 4chan is not a good medium for an ongoing method of conversation. Which is why 24/7 threads do far more harm than good. Telegram and the teamspeak are much better methods of doing so for those who want to have those conversations. All of us still appear in threads, my being here is proof of that. The existence of them did not detract from the threads, only gave a new avenue of discussion.
Why you are making it an issue is beyond me.
I might leave for some time.
I'm going to go take a shower and find a bite to eat. Be back soon
>>685367597
Bummer
>>685368036
y'know what's good!!!!
>>685367755
Kek
Everything is good when drunk~
>>685367858
see ya later~
go outside
>>685368475
Fuck you spike
You know there's no waifus outside.
>>685368125
I don't blame you.
See ya
>>685368067
>24 hour threads
Still the biggest mistake, but it's worth mentioning that you joined at that point.
>>685368475
I'm scared of sunlight tho
>>685368394
I want to be your canary!
>>685367910
if you say so Tsundere-chan
>>685368369
yeah
>>685368475
outside? whats that
>>685367952
I've always wanted to be a doc, I think it's in my genes kek
>My sister is also studying to do the same.
Really? Does she want to be a specialist of some sort? Cardiologist? Microbiologist? Endocrinologist?
>>685368573
go
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>>685368615
I joined late November.
>>685368067
The thread derail gives us a topic to talk about that never gets boring.
>>685367851
Nothing important, adorable. Just a transition I've always been bugged by.
>>685368067
Keep acting macho, friendo. Really makes me want to discuss this with you less.
>All of us still appear in threads, my being here is proof of that.
Why thank you for gracing us with your presence, oh holy leader.
You only reared your head when someone talked shit about your comfort zone.
>Why you are making it an issue is beyond me.
It's an issue none of you are willing to address.
Really, it's just a sense of self-entitlement and lack of effort put forth. Not wanting to take responsibility and etc.
Also, I'm not addressing any of your further points because I've already done it a few times. Doesn't bare results.
Also refer to this. >>685368615
24/7 threads were a mistake, but you all just bailed when the going got tough.
>Inb4 more excuses
I'll really only accept certain cases, aside from that I just don't see a reason for putting effort forth for the community anymore when I see hardly anyone else doing so.
>>685368125
Ditto, there's not much left here.
>>685368475
Walks are great with photographs.
>>685368475
I'll go outside when I need to go to work.
>>685368729
Tͤ͒ͬ̔̚҉̶̧̨̗͎̬̳̼͖͜H̝̱̠̫̭̖̟̬̱̹̪̩͇͋ͤ̎ͪ̏̓͆͊͆̄̓͐͜͟͞͠E̷̡̺̜̣̦̞̜̦̗ͫ̈̾͛̈́̂̐̾̐͆ͩ͒ͮ͋͜͠ ̷̶̟͍̲͉͖̹̥͚̫̦͙̙̭̖̘ͥͧͯ̃͐̔̑̐͘͘͡ͅS̡̧̛͈̭̝͚̪̮̭̳̟̪̹̭̺͇̼̗̺͎͆ͪ̓̐ͤͅU̡ͮ̆ͪ̆ͧͬͩ͂͟҉̡̗̙̞̫̹̣̠̺̩̮̜͢Ņ̥͚͈̻͖̭̬̯̪̺̫̥̱͍̺ͧ̑͗͛́́̎ͦ̌̐̀̀͘͞,̸̶̧̪͚͓̯͔̖̪̘̻̻̍ͫ̀̏ͪ͠ ̸̨̦̻̙̺͇̹̻̪̣̙̣̥̗̗̪̓̾̍ͫ̅͛̓ͫ͗̋̓̀͋͘ͅI̸̧̖̜̘̭͍̟̻͈̲ͨ͗͗͐ͬ̐͐ͮ̀ͣT̡̋̓͒͐ͦͭͮ̅͆̈ͩ͐ͦ̓̂͊ͫ̋́͏̷̻͕͔͙̼͚̭͕̤̠͈͙̩̻̮ ̵̥̗͇̪͓̤̞̓ͯ̂̐̓̽͐͌̒̈͗͑͞B̴̴̶̴͓̬̙̼̲͖͚̼̝͔͍͔̭̺͕̥̈ͩͮ̐̑̅͌͑̑̐̂̔͑̄ͧ̓ͅU̶͚̖͓͖̘̭̩̲͉̭̙̔͊͌̑͌̑ͪͯ͒ͯͤ̓̚͜͡͝R̵̨͂ͥ͊̔̔̒̄̎ͮ́ͣ̍̒̑͆́͏̥͙̟̮͖̮N̵̵̡̄̓̀́ͭ̔̈́͑̅̔ͩ̎̇̀͌͊̚҉̳̟̰͍͙̦̰̫̹̙̲̰S̸͕̙̠̠̦̔ͦ̔͊͆ͦ̊́͝͝ͅ
My friend is drunk and gonna play LoL with me I'm scared ;-;
>can't fucking sleep
>>685368475
no thanks. outside is 3D
Screw that plan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMsAw8XaKCU
>>685368721
She does not have any specialties in mind at this time. We really need to wipe her into shape.
I practically had to write her application essays.
Do you have anything in mind?
>>685368738
i disagree, unless you barely posted and i somehow missed you.
>not that i care
