Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Be a faggot
>Most importantly: Have fun!
Laugh at Tsundere-chan edition.
still here
>>685273514
I'll probably just check in out of curiosity. i lurked in them a couple times a while ago but didn't really find much use for them.
>six foot tall old man fisting shitposter claimed
>>685273517
Oh.
>>685273431
Sleep.
I might be here
>>685273624
Who might you be?
>>685273747
Good idea.
>Shiro
>>685273747
Okay there is definitely a tiny amount of vulva in that picture, that is lewd
>>685273546
So this is what I get for abandoning ship.... is it too late to go back??
>>685273612
fuck you
>>685273614
NO THANKS
Charolette Dunois
>>685273661
Spoopy claim
>>685273282
>plus i lurked in a couple of threads and saw you talking about me and it was cute
YOU SAW ME?!
>dear neptune that's embarassing
>>685273832
Yes it is
>I'm never letting her go
>>685273832
Dont resist your true feelings.
>Shiro
>>685273713
Your lurking is admirable.
>>685273832
Nah. Best find a ship for yourself that you can tolerate. Or learn how to ignore people.
>>685273832
>is it too late to go back
>fuck you
yes it's way too late to go back.
also be nice to me or i'll pair you with someone you hate more than me.
>>685273891
Yis i saw.
ilikedittho
>>685273725
I was a regular poster under a different name. But if anyone asks, I only lurked. They've changed, and generally they see good results in the help she gives. There's a few legit stalker tier shitposters, but they can generally be ignored unless you give them attention.
>>685273831
I don't go lewder than hand holding.
>>685273919
Or find one you can tolerate. Renge is a very cool person.
>Shiro
>>685273891
GOOD KEEP HER I dont need her
>>685273912
Fucking nobs
>>685273919
Fucking nobs
>>685273942
Kiss my ass
>>685273919
its not really lurking if i say im here
>>685273998
>>685273942
>I wanna hold hands with Hotaru
>>685274016
Suit yourself brah
>>685273747
Have you tough about from witch parent you got the no pantsu thing from?
>>685273661
that pic super qt
>rattle
>>685273832
hey Tsundere-chan
>>685273514
Kek it does get pretty comfy around here, what about the people?
>>685273517
well, i dunno. I've only had the chicken tenders. Shits bomb af tbh fam
Also claiming
>>685273986
strange, i remember hearing that Alice was some abusive poster that gave horrible advice. maybe it was a different alice i was hearing about though
Does d.va count?
If so i claim her!
>>685274096
>>685274195
No.
>>685274087
She your problem now nigguh
>>685274097
WHYS EVERYONE CALLING ME TSUNDERE
>>685274126
Don't ever get their wings, assuming yours does an open air case too. The wings case at mine is open air and outside of the deli counter, so people get their grubby disgusting hands on them.
>>685274097
Thanks. I like that one too.
>Rattle rattle
Surprised you're still up. Still watching anime?
>>685274242
Because you're extremely tsundere, Tsundere-chan.
>>685274195
Afe you sure?
>>685274016
Just wait till i find your ship mate Tsun-san
it'll be a good one <3
>>685274087
WECAN HOLD HANDS
I LIKE THAT
ILIKETHATALOT
>>685274367
Fucking hate you guys so much, jesus tapdancing christ
>>685274402
Maybe you should smoke my pole
>>685274450
hmmm....
I vote on shipping yuno with spike.
neither of them will want it, it'll be super cute, and we can constantly remind them of it.
anyone else with me?
>>685274367
nah just chilling until i fall asleep
>eyepatchless rattle
>>685274242
is their a problem with that Tsundere-chan?
>>685274147
Nah, you probably heard from one of the shitposting stalkers. I'll give it the benefit of the doubt that a lot of the advice seems like common sense stuff, but you'd be surprised how often some people just need to be told that stuff to actually get it done.
>>685274126
The people varied. Some were nice and I still talk to them (And am even dating), others could go jump into a pit of dicks where they belong. For the most part though, if you were just nice, or at least not a cunt, you'd be able to steer clear of the drama. I was unfortunate in that I was really immature back then, so I got caught up in a lot of it. I try to make sure I don't let that happen anymore.
>>685274538
Aye
>>685274402
O-oh...
>Holy shit that worked?
Let's, uh, hold hands then.
>>685274560
ah okay. probably just have to see it for myself than. thanks
Hmm, do I stay up for another hour doing nothing or go to bed and get 20-30 minutes of sleep. In the end I still go to bed in a couple of hours either way.
>>685274450
Stop being so angry tsundere-chan.
>Shiro
>>685274538
+1
>Shiro
>>685274538
i'm up for it. i want to see something burn
>>685274538
Im done
SO FUCKING DONE
/out
The blonde one is my husbando.
>>685274639
>>685274692
>>685274721
>>685274753
>>685274760
It's settled then!
Yuno and Spike are shipped
LET THE SHIP SAIL
even shino +1'd it
>>685274854
>shit sorry shiro, hit n for some reason
>>685274288
ew gross, no mines not like that. Although that does remind me, I saw a worker making her lunch and it was like a sandwich with chicken tenders on it. I wanted to wife her so hard you don't even know haha
>>685274560
>dating
ooooooo for real? thats pretty cool. And that sounds like any circle jerk tbh, keep a level head and don't get sucked into the bullshit
>>685274450
You're like a slot machine where everything you press spits out money.
Hide your negative reactions a bit better. It's too easy to pick on you. That's why everyone's doing it, Tsundere-chan.
>>685274854
Hah, jokes on YOU
Only shinoa can ship
>>685274977
>not according to this
>>685273713
Loser
>>685275019
HAHAHAHA nice shop faggot
>>685274854
Kek, good ship
>>685274760
Dont be a party pooper
>>685273832
Oh, do I have to laugh at you now? I dont even need my nickname.
>>685274639
yes that worked, why wouldn't it work?
also i want lemonaid. lets get lemonaid k?
and sushi
>>685275059
nice body pillow. where'd you get it?
>>685274891
Yep. I'm in a rather strange relationship. I'm actually dating 2 people from it. It's like a triangle if anything. 5 and a half years strong now! And ya, pretty much. I won't say that I don't miss the drama. It kept things interesting at least. But it's for the best I try and stay out of it as much as I can.
>>685275059
ouch
>>685275089
definitely telling shinoa tomorrow
>>685274977
Nah, I'm a certified shipmaster too.
>Earned my degree online
>Shipped Noire and Maki
>>685275135
Hell yeah, let's go!
>While holding hands
>>685275200
Eat shit
>>685275239
Bullshit
>>685275139
>>685275200
Im sleepy
I've decided you guys will have to deal with me for another two hours.
>>685275269
You can't stop it now, so just embrace it.
>Shiro
>>685275269
Really now? Ask it from them themselves. I even christened their shipping.
>>685275316
then go to bed
>>685275096
da fuq?
>>685275191
woah 5 years? I mean whatever works haha, I'm guessing its long distance?
So Im home now. Dinner is leftovers... not what I was expecting, but itll do.
i'm done for the night. probably gonna go to 'till 3 in the afternoon. chao~
>>685275239
>while holding hands
WELLYEAH
we can skip too
>>685275269
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS TSUN-SAN
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>685275817
>the lipstick
the one thing im really jelly of animu grills.
that lipstick is fucking so good.
y cant i have that irl
>hotaru
>>685275667
Ya. I wanna take my ZX-11 when it's all fixed up and take a international trip and see them. It'd be quite a thing! Probably costly too, though.
>>685275393
>>685275860
Ight, Im ignoring yo ass now
>>685276047
>ZX-11
Be still my pants. Not yet.
>>685276088
>trying this hard to conceal your true feelings
>Shiro
>>685276088
Look, he learns and is rewarded with dubs.
Let's see if he follows through now, Cotton.
>>685273891
>crispy one
>>685274096
>reeeeeeeee
>>685274195
what?
>>685275100
>best waifu legs
>>685275921
It's done particularly well in Gate.
>>685276047
>zx-11
CH-CH-CHEAAAH
>>685276235
Dub confirms I ignore hotaru
>>685276088
>ignore this
also tsun-san you and spike make such a cute ship
>I could say something about something you told me but im not going to out of respect for you
>checkem
>>685276393
im so jealous.
WHY DOES IT LOOK SO GOOD
I WANT TO WATCH GATE BUT I KNOW ITS NOT GONNA BE LIGHT HEARTED
>>685276195
It's not that great, only a 1992. And it was heavily abused. I think the valve clearance was just done in the last few days, so it's getting pretty close to being operational. I still need to get the new battery, make sure the carbs are cleaned as well, and put the new HID headlights in. Fairings will be replaced later on with flat black, custom painted with a comet/cosmic theme incorporating the headlamp as the head with a trail leading to the back end.
>>685276393
What? It was cheap, and I needed an upgrade!
-Makoto
>>685276564
Gate is pretty light hearted. Its certainly more comedy than dark and brooding.
>>685276564
The fuck did I say?
>>685276631
When you get it running though... I wish I needed an upgrade, but Im a skeleton and a CB400 is all I need for now.
>>685276564
>not gonna be light hearted
well you'd be wrong, it's actually extremely fun and cute
>>685276631
Okay so apparently I am the only one here who watches bakerxderek, and I don't even ride. "cheah" is something that a bxd(a motovlogger) yells when excited. It's basically turned into a meme in the motovlogging community at this point.
>>685276637
>more comedy
I can deal with this.
I watched a clip of the animu that megumin is from and i immediately added it to the list
>>685276677
im not gonna say exactly what it was
but it involved spike
and it involved
a
>mask
>>685276286
Yo
>>685276782
Is it bad that I feel like I want to cuddle you right now?
>>685276782
The hell does that gotta do with anything?
>>685276677
Ooo and already cracks his ignore.
Rough.
That didn't last long.
>>685276851
That dosent count!
Forreal this time
>>685276835
I could use some cuddle.
im cold, and no one to watch animu with
>>685276843
i don't actually remember
im getting tired.
>>685276931
don't ignore me yuno i know you still want me around. pshhhh
>>685276772
I watched a clip.
it doesn't seem too light heated and fun
maybe i watched the wrong scene
either way i'll watch the first few episodes and give it a shot
https://youtu.be/u0JUYzKTZAA
>>685273661
Here's my... oh... that's right... I love her... so I had to let her go...
Midgets
>>685276931
you will talk to me though right?
>>685277070
what now spike
>>685277028
There are some darker scenes and themes, but those are far outweighed by the comedy.
>this is not an edited screenshot from ep 3
>>685277028
That's no good. No one should be cold when watching animu.
>cuddling commences
There ya go, nice and warm...
>>685277070
You are now officially shipped with Yuno. Enjoy!
>>685277140
>COMFY RIDE
>>685277180
That'll work just as well as The Game.
I don't play it
>>685276733
I'm clinically underweight. Only 145 at 6'3"! But my CBR300R is only hitting 95 MPH. At this point, it's not enough. Of course it's a big step up, but I'm a unnaturally fast learner. My first time EVER getting on a bike, I had the controls down in 5 minutes time. Getting my 300, I rode it home off the lot after only being on a bike for 5 hours my whole life.
>>685276772
Ah, I don't do motovlogging. If I've got time to watch a motovlogger, than I'm either at work (unlikely that I'd watch things like that at work) or I have time to go riding myself instead!
Goodnight waifu, stay cute always :)
>>685277129
wait what do you mean what now. I just said. Midgets!
>>685277028
Hell no! I'll see yo ass in skype
also before I ignore you, that last message, wow pretty sad if its true
>>685277129
Depends, DO YOU SUCK DICKS?
>>685277267
Night koko
>>685277070
Am i a midget?
>>685277251
Doesn't matter, we all voted on it. You're shipped now.
Magnaflow for the Challenger, or money towards getting a bike, I don't knoooooooooooooow pls help
>>685277252
>everything in the top half of that post
I'm really hoping I end up like that, because I'm stupid nervous about it.
>>685277304
thank
https://youtu.be/4zSaArgppS8
Have you ever wondered what cocaine sounds like?
>>685277252
Im 5'10, and barely over 110 pounds, my 400 still gets to 160 kmh, which is 100 mph. Can get it to 190 km with enough road, 160 is a personal limit. Wind gets too strong.
>>685277284
why though?
>>685277323
no?
>>685277390
have you ever wondered what krokodil sounds like? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiGifoOSsm0
>>685277390
Usually not terribly fond of discordant music. Not bad though.
Could have done without the meme snippets, but whatever.
>>685277335
Yes
>>685277360
k.jpg
>>685277413
idk
>>685277140
okokok, i'll give it a shot
>>685277180
YISPERFECT
I NEED PIZZA TOO
lets order pizza, and soda
FUCK SLEEPING LETS WATCH ANIME ALL NIGHT
>>685277323
yuno don't actually ignore me pls
>>685277493
>Merzbow
Not even once.
https://youtu.be/eVkQsrlKPfU
>>685277371
Bike bike bike! You'll do fine, just go at a pace that's comfortable for you. Slowly push your limits, and don't try to push yourself too far to try and keep up with someone that's obviously better than you. That's how you attract the Skid Demon.
>>685277409
I take curves at near 100 mph over freeway bridges. I feel confident getting to 150 mph if I tried. Although after that I might need a stabilizing bar if I'm not careful.
>>685277545
What a nice change of pace.
I'm considered tall around where i live.
>>685277493
...Nope. Not my thing.
Not at all.
>>685277581
Eating pizza, drinking soda, watching anime and cuddling together. The sweet life.
>I love you
>>685277545
so everythings fine?
>>685277682
Idk I'm still probably gonna do the exhaust on the Challenger first. I want to get done with my necessity before I move on to a toy.
>>685277712
It's not ANYONE's thing.
Good morning niggers.
>>685277807
>Toy
I don't even have a car. This is my daily, rain or shine. So this baby is my necessity.
>>685277633
You fucking bitch. So glad I only had volume at half.
>Shiro
>>685277807
I dunno. Someone probably likes it... Maybe someone who's very tone deaf? Or maybe just deaf and a sadist?
'Course there's plenty of people who seriously dislike my music too.
>Metal warning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiCjXet3DPw
>>685277883
Good morning.
Love her! This shit is totally unrelated but you asked for cancer.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IcE4czyt1Q
>>685277743
>watching anime
lel jk im probably gonna accidentally fall asleep within the opening scene
I think im gonna head to bed though guys
YUNO STOP IGNORING ME.
>>685277993
>metal
here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8oTu9ndz0c
>>685277993
You have some good taste Shizu. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk1WCupiHOI
>>685277993
Ayy, anything new over here?
HOLY SHIT KVELERTAK HAS A NEW ALBUM FUCKING FUCK FUCK ME RIGHT IN THE MOUTH MY DUDES
I'm probably the only person here who doesn't like metal.
https://youtu.be/FbJ63spk48s
>>685278383
No..i don't like metal
i like what you posted though
night tats.
>>685278383
I'm with you there.
hi
>>685278452
Good fucking night, now go away
>>685278383
I don't bind myself with genre, I like every form of music.
>>685278383
Metal ballads can be jolly and relaxed, do you dislike those as well? Found Venetian Snares two days ago, have a like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKP9RwoTWwE
>>685278070
Good night
>>685278136
Not bad. Parts i'm not hugely fond us, but great instruments.
>>685278106
Not to my tastes. Sorry mystery poster.
>Not that i listened to the whole 25 minutes
>>685278383
-Most- people don't like metal. Lol
What you linked is good though. Like it, for the most part.
>>685278244
Nah, nothing important anyways.
>>685278560
I find ballads even worse.
You listening to anything? I'm looking for some Urabe Masayoshi stuff. So far I found an active link to Urklang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBgLS7_s_jk
in heaven <3
>bounce bounce
Kotori claim
Shiro is here.
>not on mobile edition
>>685278948
That was good. I like it.
The singing wasn't to my usual tastes, but it's close enough that i don't mind.
Really like the guitar riffs though.
So did I miss anything special so far?
>>685278867
>I find ballads even worse.
Really? I find 'Ohne Dich' enjoyable to the point of being impossible to dislike. Was listening to Shigeto stuff, some of his songs have jazz influences.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jEQFAeK-i0
>>685278824
>Important
Did something important ever happen here?
>>685279362
Kvelertak is a band that combines real heavy shit with old fashion rock n' roll. It's a weird combo but I love it, they're easily one of my favorite bands. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErIblzlkbH8
>>685279416
Were you around for the new pasta?
"I've honestly just been trying to ruin this community for the past few months through different personas and methods.
I genuinely hate it and most of you"
Mildly amusing when it started.
>>685279466
Sure, there can be interesting drama once in a while. I suppose important might not be the right word.
>30 minutes till I switch to phone
Send weekends pls
>>685279059
why would you like kotori when you have tohka (the safe pick), origami (if you like submissive girls) or even kurumi (if you like yandoms)? Heck if you want the imuoto type we have mana and yoshinon. Personally I like yuzuru
>>685279528
thanks man, think i found a new band that i really enjoy. reminds me of judas priest quite a bit.
>>685279466
I hate ballads in general, much less respectable than something especially piano driven power ballads.
Something irks me about them.
https://youtu.be/oNfKOtlNuWE
>>685279608
I just liked her characterization best.
And I like fire, red hair and twintails.
Just sort of worked out.
>>685279528
I'm liking this song a lot more.
Very good.
>>685279578
No I seem t have missed that
wheres handman :^)
>>685279059
Why is that gif so boner inducing?
brb attempting to acquire food
>>685279803
MY. NIGGA. Fuck yes! I love making new fans
>>685280018
my dude
>>685280161
Glad you got some sleep.
>>685280175
He left a few hours ago.
jojo is my waifu
>>685279908
My just awoken self is pleased with that song. Did you listen to this album yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD8mjrq4vjw
>>685279608
Because Kotori is best girl.
>>685279578
I miss some drama in this thread.
>or maybe I don't
>>685280231
Because you have taste anon
>Kotori
>>685280378
Nope I was thinking about listening some of their stuff later, but that drumming demands immediate attention.
https://youtu.be/fgwNtnGYBAg
