Wat would you do to my aunt?
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Wat would you do to my aunt?
>>685237044
Paper bag over head. After that, surewhynot.
Put a bag over her face
Have sex with her without a bag on her face because I'm actually an adult male.
Put a plastic bag over her head
>>685237267
Enjoy your downy o-face.
>>685237161
>>685237185
You niggas crazy, having a skank desperately suck you off while you move your cock around is the hottest shit.
>>685237363
Enjoy your hand and undeserved sense of entitlement.
doggie style
Face is better in this one
have her make so tamales
Tell her to get the fuck out of my booth.
>>685237510
No,it isn't.
Kill it with fire.
>>685237044
Bag over face
>>685237510
No its not
>>685237044
Recommend her a good/better plastic surgeon.
>>685237468
Haha. Alright, kiddo.
>>685237678
>>685237621
Post a picture of yourself, Adonis.
I'd burn the bitch alive because she looks possessed
>>685237734
>kiddo.
We've established that I'm the adult here.
>>685237044
Pretend my phone rang and walk away talking to no one very angrily. Also, I think that thing used to be a dude.
>>685237044
Punch her in her bulldog face and make her eat a nigger turd
>>685237044
It's rare that you find a person that takes care of their appearance as totally and genuinely ugly but here one is. She has the aesthetics of an overflowing dumpster and her face looks like it has the shape and texture of melted plastic.
Poke her in the eye.
>>685237510
Hahaha not much better
>>685237985
Meltman, with the power to...MELT!
/b/ would fuck you, your aunt, your dog, your dad, or your car. /b/ will fuck literally anything. Doesn't change the fact that your ugly twat of an Aunt is abhorrent to any normal human
>>685237044
bag over dick and SURPRISE ANAL
>>685238194
>he's from not-America
>he posts his opinions as if they matter
>>685237044
Nothing.
>>685238392
Jokes on you asshole, NYfag reporting. Doesn't matter though, even a right minded eurocuck wouldn't fuck that without a hijab
Older pic, she used to be a stripper
>>685238587
Post nudes or hot pics and leave
>>685237044
I'd fuck her
>>685238741
THIS
>>685238587
She looked way better before, bet she still got a rockin body, pott her actual body now fammello.
>>685238586
>implying an American would save a webm of soccer
>ever
>>685238587
I'd hit it. Sauce?
Also how old is she?
>>685238587
Well in THAT case...
2 bags over dick and SURPRISE ANAL
nudes plz u faggot
>>685238587
No shit. The needle marks all over her arms and hands scream "will suck dick for a hit".
Still, I'd tittyfuck the shit outta them knockers.
>>685238587
This slut doesn't even look like the op.
You think she'd let me go bareback and nut in her?
cuz i'd do that.
>>685237044
not this fucking thread again
>>685239144
The crooked nose is undeniable.
>>685239013
>implying an American with a thing for tough chicks would let the sport she's playing interfere with his personal enjoyment of quality content
I didn't even mean to post that anyway desufampai
>>685237044
maybe cast her as some sorta inbred witch character on Game of thrones. Someone who will make fans uncomfortable when we show a giant fucking her.
>>685239875
>a thing for tough chicks
When are you planning on telling your dad you're a queer?
>>685237044
Get her to tell her nephew to stop posting her pic every fuckin week
She is very attractive actually
>>685237044
Send her to an AA meeting
>>685241902
I would eat her shit anon. Post more
>>685237044
Put it out of its misery
>>685237044
throw an Elvira costume on her, give her a couple shots of vodka, then bend her over and cum in her ass.
>>685242301
Would hit it but not admit it to a soul...
>>685242633
Fucking patrician
>>685239681
those are manly hands...
>>685237044
Set her free back in to the wild
>>685240219
>wanting a high maintenance prissy bitch over a girl that can handle her own shit and still be qt
Enjoy dealing with that shit, anon.
I bet you're one of those fags that argues over feminine dicks on /d/ to pretend you still have your masculinity
>>685243866
You're too much of a coward to bet. You let your tough guy girlfriend do that for you. Fag.
>>685243419
>>685241902
>>685239681
this is what lifes all about. i need more
>>685244483
Got you bruh
>>685244871
Gonna need some behind action going on pal.
>>685245053
Don't have any ass shots bruh, sorry
>>685245764
id rather do things to your cousin tbh
euthanize her
>>685245908
Yea she's pretty hot too haha don't have any other pics of her atm
>>685246126
find her fb or something m80
>>685239013
That is college soccer and that school is near St Louis
>>685246537
>thinking that makes a difference
Time to turn in your man card.
>>685246594
he could be an amerifag that likes soccer
>>685246901
American men don't like soccer. Why is this so hard for you to understand, Liam?
>>685246440
Nah can't do that bruh. Besides most of what I've posted isn't on there anyway
>>685245764
Damn, that threesome would be off the fucking chain.
>>685248252
Haha yea for sure
>>685237044
Kurt Cobain treatment then give it a crack
She looks like your average busted up ex stripper mental case.
>>685237044
run away before she steals Christmas
>>685249352
kek
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>>685250076
This
>>685250501
I want to have consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation with her.
After that, I want to put my dick in her butthole.
What about my cousin /b/?
>>685237044
Sell her into white slavery and use the proceeds to buy a HUMMER 2
>>685237044
probably punch her in the temple and book it for funzies. or jump on her back and pull her hair and ride her while she runs around.
