Waifu claiming thread
>copying other bread's rules, second edition
>one claim per anon
>refrain from rp or sexual content
>insult and discuss
Megumin claimed~
claimed
Claimed
>>685135540
Also Triggered
Britfag Maki Claim
>>685134667
not at all~
>>685135001
Well I'm usually in between 11am-12am GMT unless I'm out, so I hope to see you more!
>>685135080
It is!
I was a bit upset yesterday but /waifu/ sorted me out~
>>685135727
Ohai Konata
>>685135627
So you're Sanya? I always thought this pic was vigil's way of claiming
>>685135787
I knew it!
Sanya Claimed
>>685135737
Well isn't that what he does to everyone?
>>685135627
>>685135884
Wait.. fuck
>Megumin
>>685135871
does anyone have an ohayo for water godess
>>685135824
hey there, how you doing this morning?
>>685135884
Yes. And i count it as a success.
I think i'm going to sleep.
Catch ya'll later.
Good waifu = Good laifu
>I hope I fucking die hugged by Vigil
What the fuck?
>It held more weight for me than it should have.
I disagree. Please explain, if you're still around.
>>685135938
>>685135884
>
>>685135989
>morning
It's 7pm already fam, doing good tho. How about you?
>>685136147
later shane
>konata
Aayy lmao kill yourselves fucking weebs XDDDDDD
>>685135973
I surely don't
Sorry
>>685136244
>
>>685136252
timezones are weird, I'm doing good, haven't done much since I woke up, just browsing waifu and music, hows your day been since its lready almost over?
>>685136372
ecks dee
>>685136301
shane?
>>685136495
subaru my bad ;-;
>konata
Obligatory claim.
>>685136147
Weak
>>685136244
That was probuably a fake prinz.
But i still have no idea why would someone do that.
Going outside, will be back in an hour or less~
Seeya
claim syndra
>>685136579
ehm... you'll get there some day...
>>685136640
Oh hush. It's been like 27 hours since i slept.
Anyways, byee.
Haven't posted in a while. Applied for a local Bucc-ees. Is it as bad as they say it is?
>>685136728
Cya
>>685136800
>27 hours
Thats it?
Get good
>>685136953
I'll work on it.
In the mean time, sleep.
Claimed
Isla boi kys
>>685136489
I woke up at around 1pm, so it hasent been that long. Been cuddling with my cats and just chilling tho!
>>685135551
Fukkin hate you OP
GODDAMIT
I love you all.
>>685137415
>>685137489
Likewise, adorable.
>>685136640
Yes, it likely wasn't posted by our school boy Prinz.
>>685136904
It probably is.
>>685137587
Please do not blow me up.
>>685137733
Hello handsome.
And i hate everyone of you
>>685137838
How's your day going, adorable?
>>685137864
Likewise, lovely.
>>685137864
I'll do you a favor and die.
>>685137864
I love you too, Syndra.
>>685137864
No worries, I am indifferent about you too.
>>685137838
Why would I~?
>>685137864
Where' my "kys"?
>>685137949
Hello best hand~ How are you?
>>685137316
That's good, you have any pics of your cat? :3
>>685137489
These are the good times ^-^
>>685137864
And these are the bad D:
>konata
Claiming Kiriha :3
>>685138059
>Where' my "kys"?
I have yet to get one as well.
All I've gotten is labeled as a grandson, I want to commit suicide. Syndra is the last push I need.
>How are you?
Doing fine, man. Went to the doctor, why I'm here right now. Went better than expected.
Thanks for asking, cute stuff. How's your day going?
>>685136244
>It held more weight for me than it should have.
>I disagree. Please explain, if you're still around.
I would like an explanation on why you disagree too. I put myself in a vulnerable position that he didn't understand by getting too close too quickly. There is a reason why that happened but I learned from my mistakes.
>>685138136
Konata pls.
>>685137949
Busy busy, but going well.
Yourself?
>>685138059
Because that's what you do.
If everyone could just follow this >>685137990 anons lead, that would be great.
These threads need to stop please. sage.
>>685138366
kys
I am indifferent about you all.
With a few unnamed exceptions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6okxuiiHx2w
>>685138338
*hugs*
>>685138366
1 (800) 273-8255
>>685138240
>Syndra is the last push I need.
We'll get one soon enough friend..
Why'd you go to the doc?
My day's going pretty well, handsome~ I'm really tired tho
>>685138338
You're judging me by my cover D:
Besides, you're too cute for me to blow you up~
>>685138626
How's your day treating you anyway, I don't get to see you enough here so I should ask.
>>685138431
Where is my icecream neo ?
>>685138786
>>685138809
>>685138836
congrats
>konata
>>685138626
Oi.
https://jatlas.bandcamp.com/track/mommy-cool-down
>>685138979
Please kill yourself.
These threads need to stop please. sage.
>>685138911
>jet fuel can't melt steel dubs
>>685138786
Pretty much the usual, but I've got to run for now.
Maybe I'll catch you later on as per usual.
>>685138979
>Appearing again as I'm leaving
Dammit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_k3Y1YFmQQ
>>685138784
Okay, okau but I'm watching you.
I'm back.
Was just playing some Rocket League with homies.
How is everyone?
>>685139144
guitar hero waifu
>>685138784
You're lovely enough to get your own personal kys sooner or later, I'm sure of it.
Was afraid something might be wrong with my heart, got checked out and while I did find out a few other things about my health, my heart's probably fine from what they tell me.
So that's good, that's one large and stressful weight off my shoulder.
Glad your day's going well, cute stuff. If you're tired you should take a nap or something.
>>685139144
Alright, man. See you later, was nice seeing ya here. Stay safe.
>>685139233
You are so damn adorable.
Claiming my blue haired goddess
>>685139233
Heyo Maki, doing good, what about you?
>>685138786
>>685138809
>>685138836
Noice.
>>685139144
Seems like we're not in synch today, see ya.
>>685139331
Just fucking die. You're the reason all of your friends leave.
>>685139297
Thank you anonymous qt
>>685139303
hey Kyouko, you good? How's tricks?
Sage. This thread is lacking in quality.
>>685135551
>one claim per anon
Like any rule would stop me from loving Yuno. As always don't know if she is already mentioned, still forever MINE!
What's up anons, how was your day?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T10QLP9rJ04
>>685139406
I enjoy replying to bait but this one is getting boring, can you try at least a little?
>>685139583
Okay, how about.. Go get died pls
>>685139436
I'm doing good, just woke up, what about you?
>>685139213
she looks like one of Nazzarick's battlemaids
>>685139436
You think I'm a qt, oh gosh.
<33333
>>685139654
That's just retarded.
>>685139713
Because I am retarded. What did you expect from a faceless anon that shit talks others from behind the saftey of a computer screen?
>>685139528
So I boiled some potatoes and made roast beef/sour cream sauce for first time. It looked like it would go too dense but I evened it out at the end and damn it was super tasty.
Sage. These threads need to stop please.
>>685138136
Let's see if I can find some!
>Kotori
Tenryuu claimed
Note to myself: Playing EVE on an empty stomach isn't the best idea
>>685139676
Pretty good, considering I was drunk, couldn't sleep all night, only got 5 hrs in the end and no hangover, so can't complain.
>>685139698
Join in with your waifu, anon.
Sage. These threads need to stop please. Sage. Sage.
>>685140099
How's your day going, Anon?
>>685139848
That gave me a good chuckle but I have to go again, see ya.
>>685140081
I don't have one ;n;
Let me look
Can anyone suggest anime style single player low resource PC game? RPG preferably, but anything goes really..
>>685140125
Fire > Water > Grass
for the new starters
>>685139213
Don't do anything stupid now
>readies staff
>>685139294
Did they find anything big..?
Sleep is for the weak, handsome~
If I take a nap now, i'll wake up in 12 hrs...
>>685139436
Hey qt~
How are ya?
>>685140400
I am going to kill myself now, thanks.
>>685138259
I don't see getting too close as an error. I'd find that your mistake lies under communication.
>>685140440
nice feet
>>685140420
I KNEW YOU WOULD
:(
>>685140400
thats not how it works you dipshit, grass beats water, water beats fire
>>685140469
1 (800) 273-8255
>>685140515
1 (800) 273-8255
Sage. These threads are garbage. Sage.
>>685140420
Huh? No no, nothing too big.
I might have a condition that causes me not to be able to gain weight, and my arms are long. That's really the only important things I took from it, apparently though I should just be fine. Nothing to worry about.
Kek, I'd rather you get your beauty sleep but hey. Do what ya want, happy to have ya here longer if that's the case. Up to much right now, cute stuff?
>>685140440
How's it going?
>>685140440
Great feet :3
>>685140594
Post that damn number one more fucking time and I swear I really will end my life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UgndyMfe-8
>>685140654
I do it to help you guys please ;-;
>konata
>>685140730
All I want is your love and attention
I even have a waifu now pls just ship with me
>>685140594
who's number is that?
Claiming Aryll because she's so fucking cute
>>685140440
i want to smother the fuck out of those paws
>>685140198
Just get a few pictures build up stock and join in :)
>>685140878
>1 (800) 273-8255
oh suicide prevention line
>>685140867
I will go on a cruise ship with you ;-; <3
>>685140878
give it a call if u ever feel down ;-;
>>685140389
Shit, bruh. I can't help you with that one.
>>685140440
Nice feet.
I want Vigil to choke me with his hair while I hug him.
>>685140978
didn't see you sneak in smuggers how are you?
>>685141006
Brb kms
>>685141172
I can choke you too, that's not a problem for me
>>685137827
Yep that's gonna blow. Whatever its still 13/hr which is pretty good around here.
>>685140692
Βίος και πολιτεία του Αλέξη Ζορμπά.
Καλή ταινία, καλύτερο βιβλίο
>>685141172
Interesting thing to desire.
>>685141172
That's rather unique.
>>685141278
>0800/1110111
>0800/1110222
>>685140978
Lol its you again
>>685141254
I'm doing fine. But this imposter though. How are you my brit friend?
>>685141556
Thanks Syndra
>>685141388
go to work and pay your debts polytheist nigger
>>685140513
If you don't do anything, I won't~
I'm sure you won't!
>>685140599
Phew, got me worried there~
I'm babysitting my sis, I just cooked her dinner~
That's why I'm not sleeping until her last meal of the day!~
I'm gonna go workout, later gators
We're all gonna make it
>>685141278
I'll be waiting for our cruise ;-;
>>685141605
Hey smugs~
How are you today?
>>685141612
I blame the Nazis.
>>685141848
pay debts plox
Or take more refugees
Claiming
>>685141627
Have fun~
>Megumin
>>685141172
Now why would you want that, false Prinz?
>>685141619
Well that's sweet of you, what did her amazing sibling make for her?
Kek, you seem dedicated. Adorable.
>>685142001
>Or take more refugees
Just give him more debt.
>>685141605
sorry for getting baited like a newfag
I'm good. You?
Akiko claimed
I was wondering how to make gifs, so I went out and learnd how to make gifs
How is everyone doing today?
>>685142001
Why hello there, happy merchant.
>>685142001
>>685141848
>Or take more refugees
You can take all the ones we have in Italy, if you please
Best type moon claimed
>>685142384
>Italy
>relevant
>>685141674
>>685142153
Doing fine. Doggos woke me up again though..
>>685142301
See above and gifs like this?
>>685142134
We'll try
>fun fact: Greece had a german king once. It's not a coincidence that greece flag has the same color pattern as the bavarian one
>>685142317
It's the best offer, Take it or take it.
>>685142384
No, not until you payed your debts.....or you take more refugees
>>685142134
>what did her amazing sibling make for her?
Stop flattering me, handsome~ I just made 2 simple sandwiches with hard boiled eggs, tomato and lettuce!
Gotta live up to my sister's expectation of me, she views me as her role model,y'know~?
Don't wanna disappoint her
>>685142661
Well at least you slept~
>>685142522
I wish being irrelevant would mean that we don't have to take anymore niggus, sadly that's not the case.
>>685142800
>No, not until you payed your debts.....or you take more refugees
Fuck, I think I'd prefer paying the debts.
>>685142661
That sucks.
Well sleep is for newfags anyway~
>>685140440
they sure don't make feet like they used to
>>685142800
I'll take it, sure beats getting buttfucked by Putin or Turkey.
>>685142946
Rejoice, we are like sister nations, in more ways than one.
>>685142453
Heyo, Shiki.
>>685142800
I wish you the best of luck.
>Quite the fun fact.
>Poor Greece.
>>685142831
Hard not to when you keep setting me up for it. Sounds good, she's lucky to have you.
>she views me as her role model,y'know~?
Don't wanna disappoint her
Well that's sweet.
>>685140490
>>685143199
>>685140626
>>685140978
>>685141167
Disgusting.
>>685143374
Hi Hand-kun, you're here early.
>>685143372
>Rejoice, we are like sister nations, in more ways than one.
That's very true indeed, I'm just waiting till our economy starts going to shit even more than it already is.
>>685142453
Hello Shiki, how's it going?
>>685142661
Yeah, exactly, this anon made me wonder how to make those. I can build an entire 3D game but can't animate gifs? Ridiculous. So that's now been resolved. How are you smugs?
Best type poon claimed
>>685143519
Indeed, went to the doctor this morning. Decided to schedule it today because I kept blowing it off.
Unfortunately for Syndra I'm fine.
How are you?
>>685143600
>mods are deleting lewds in a waifu thread
Hand-kun confirmed mod or at least janitor
>>685143721
I'm alright. as good as you can be when you have an exam tomorrow. What about you?
>>685143839
see above. I hope the doctor's appointment went well.
>>685143374
>Hard not to when you keep setting me up for it
I'm not even trying to! D:
She's pretty much the only person I'd give my life for. She's not from this world~
>even tho she can be a brat sometimes
>>685143848
Mods are great now?...
>>685142831
Eh got about 7 hours so I got nothing to complain about
>>685143160
I have been here for only 2 years ok!
>>685143757
Is it shiro anon? He makes them and I like it alot. I'm doing fine and well rested before doggos woke me up. How are you doing, peach demon?
>>685144101
Or it's just the troll deleting it because he somehow fucked up a 4 word sentence.
>>685144170
I'm just joshing you. I'm as new as they come around here ^^
>Make mods great again
>>685144096
I'm doing good, as always.
>when you have an exam tomorrow.
Good luck with that, hope it turns out alright.
>>685144096
I hope you do well on your exam, man. I'm sure you'll do great. Glad you're doing well.
I found out I have long arms and that I most likely can't gain weight due to a medical condition.
So that's something.
>>685144101
>I'm not even trying to! D:
Exactly my point, stay wonderful.
>even tho she can be a brat sometimes
Same with my lil' sister, whenever I see her it's a constant argument. Smart kid though.
>>685144170
Still better than what I got~
You're having breakfast today I hope
>>685144212
A troll who cares for his grammar?
>>685144415
Oh, well thank you then~
>whenever I see her it's a constant argument. Smart kid though
Arguments in the car are the worst~ And when they start to get smart to piss you off!
She learned from me kek
>I made her too powerful~!
>>685144170
I like them too but I didn't know it was Shiro since he never tagged himself
Game is going good, stayed up all day and night working on it, here's a screenshot of the start menu. I haven't found a good title yet so for the demo it's just called Grapple
>pic related
>>685142126
I like older guys!
Gibe back WW2 shekels, you fucking Nazis.
>>685144578
Heyo, Gold. How did you sleep?
>>685144740
You're very welcome, cute stuff.
Yeah, kids like to think they know everything. Gotta love 'em though.
>I made her too powerful~!
Kek.
>>685144404
>>685144415
Thanks guys I'll do my best.
>I found out I have long arms
Should have guessed from your pictures.
>that I most likely can't gain weight due to a medical condition.
Sounds weird, Thyroid ruining your gains?
>>685144740
More like it ruined the "joke"
>>685145090
Not very well.
Sage. These Threads Need To Stop Please.
>>685144349
Oh
>make mods great again?
>>685144740
I don't think I'm hungry for breakfast atm
>>685144995
Demo. When? We can help with the title name of you'd like
>>685145431
>Sage as a downvote
>Writing Like This
You need to stop posting.
>>685145208
I'm sure you will, buddy.
>Should have guessed from your pictures.
Kek, I'm a skinny fella I guess. Feel like Shaggy from scooby doo.
>Sounds weird, Thyroid ruining your gains?
Honestly don't know, she had a name for it but I forgot it. The way she said it made it sound like it's nothing to cause alarm about. I just can't gain weight and I'm right at the healthy amount so I'm not worried.
>>685145281
Sorry to hear that, man. I hope your day's fairing better.
