Roll to see what you're born into. Will you luck out or lose the genetic lottery?
Janitor
let's give it a try
Gg
>>685115629
>>685115762
>>685115858
lol homeless fags
Bring on the excess.
meh
>>685115339
Bullshit
Say...this is awfully weighted to most people being poor...ooohhhh i get it
>>685115339
I control your life.
>>685115339
middle class- pay check to pay check
>only in America LOL
wealth plxxxxx
>>685115339
I'm from Norway, so I already won. But what the heck, I'll give it a roll
Well, since I'm already in the quads category,
I'll roll for fun
Don't care, I'm already upper class irl
>>685117506
Negern min
>>685115339
This is a shit roll thread OP
Singles and you're homeless? That's completely unrealistic and you need to change that shit to at least singles: poor and homeless if 0 is rolled. Maybe even singles lower middle class as that's the majority. Quints never happen in these threads it's actually impossible in the next 24 hrs.
>>685115339
homeless is careless
>>685115339
I started at the bottom moving to the top!
The best of the best.
>>685118384
homeless is friendless
Singles get
this thread is teh ghey
>>685115339
So mote it be.
>>685115339
Just like real life
>>685115339
trips or higher get
>PLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLS
donald trump reporting in
>>685119160
fuck, mitt romney dont fail me now
>>685119195
shieeet
>>685115339
hehehehe all the way to the bank
>>685119366
after selling my soul to the devil i get (check em)
Hey beavis; pull my finger!
Filthy faggots
rell
>>685119478
fuck off
>>685119478
lol, poorfag
i use all i have to buy cocaine
>>685119555
nice script retard.
>>685119555
Unfortunate I didn't get quads this time around. Pip pip.
Rollin for the he'll of it
>>685119650
>script
>for trips
>fucking ok
O N E P E R C E N T
>>685118255
What? Who fucking cares. You're such a faggot.
>>685115339
lol
>why won't you marry that girl & have kids anon
Because I'm not subjecting my kids to this life.
Im leaving you peasants behind me
I am the king of /b/
Rodando...
>>685118255
Fucking autists lol
>>685120000
Hey I have a business idea but I'm looking for investors. WOuld you like to invest in my business idea? I have it all written down in this black and white five star spiral notebook.
>>685120000
Sssssiiii...putos
>>685120000
My good sir. Check'd
>>685120000
oh shit
>>685120000
I say old boy, that is quite a thing.
Ah yes, the five basic classes: homeless, welfare, zero spending money, "upper middle class", and "wealthy". I hate your phrasing and/or I hate your lack of knowledge of how social classes actually work. I do like how hard the game is meant to be, though. But come on, OP. Where's the middle upper class box? I feel under represented, and it's a good life to have. Quads deserves at least this.
>>685115339
Get rich
>>685119883
i know them feels.
me and my gf are 32, have been together for 7 years, not married, no kids and £24000 in debt and family still ask us why no marriage/kids.
>>685120302
"And this, children, is an example of someone who takes things too serious."
"But why does he do that, Mr. Teacher?"
"Oh, because he's a faggot, Billy. A faggot who wears a fedora and sits on the internet all day talking to strangers. He thinks 4chan is serious business, and loves meme lol and anime lol."
>>685119911
enjoy your mcy D's faggot.
>>685120158
>ukip
>united kingdom independence party
>united
>independence
>unite
>independent
Someone's avin a laff
>>685115339
Where I live a Big King XXL costs 5.29€ a Big Mc like 3.79€. I wouldn't call fast food cheap or a poor people food.
let's roll or I'll shoot a school up.
4chan, show me your powers
>>685120547
Are you fucking stupid?
You can feed a family of 4 for like $10 at most fast food places. It IS the cheap food. It's the reason the western world has flipped from what it used to be. Fat people are now used to be poor, where as thin people are viewed as well-to-do because they can afford fresh shit.
Ah you're a fucking dumbass.
>>685115339
poor
>>685120547
They aren't eating the most expensive shit on the menu like you do.
Reroll for high society
Rolling for 1%
>>685120515
>UK
>The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
>United
>Great Britain(England, Wales, Scotland)
>Northern Ireland
>UKIP
>United Kingdom Independence Party
>Independence from the EU
Damn these useless rerolls. I'm going to rummage through a 1% garbage bin
>>685120000
woOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
>>685120741
>Swissfag
In my country, if I eat every day at Mac Donald's I spend at least 200$ just for myself. It's almost the price of a normal restaurant. If I do my own food with fresh product, I can live for almost one month with 200$. Alone.
Also rolling
>>685115339
well you see I'm already born
>>685115339
Roll
hit me
>>685120511
Wanna join me you prick?
>>685121228
Two meals per days for one week
>>685115339
Rolling for fucking homeless
>>685120741
>You can feed a family of 4 for like $10 at most fast food places.
Do you have a hard time reading, mouth breather? I am talking about Euro prices not Dollar prices, you cock sucker. What does that indicate to you about my geographical whereabouts?
>>685120547
They will go to the local shithole and buy "family super saver meal deal 2" for like £10.99 which can feed 4/5 people.
you know, the type with a 12" pizza, kebab meat and chips, 3 pieces of chicken, 4 fries and a chicken fillet burger all scraped off the floor.
>>685121006
I think that was the point aspie.
For an Independence Party, you're not independent of much.
>>685115339
I got this shit.
>>685121886
Welcome to the homeless clan brethren
>>685115339
I can haz?
>>685121995
I can not haz :(
Might as well try
>>685115339
I have nothing to lose.
Lets be homeless!
>>685121006
Scotland hears your boast of independence and lols until its head falls off.
fuck you peasants
>>685120547
I also wouldn't consider fast food a cheap option.
Where I live it's just not SO cheap that you could feed a family on 10 dollars. It's always been much cheaper to buy things like pasta and rice in larger amounts to prepare yourself with something like chicken fillet.
Fast food is regarded as an 'occasion'.
>>685115339
Suburbia here i come
>>685121415
Tits or gtfo
>>685115339
>poor
>fastfood for every meal
Pick one
>>685121837
No, the original point was that the United countries are not independent from each other.
>>685122215
Scotland had their chance at independence and blew it. Seems like the majority prefer being part of the UK.
No matter what I roll I can still have sex with homeless chicks, right?
>>685121228
It is the same here in the Baltic states. Buying fresh in larger amounts to prepare yourself is cheaper at the end of the month.
Right...
>>685122215
Scotland still gets to be its own sovereign nation, anon. Being in the United Kingdom, just means the all worship englands king and royal party, is all. Which makes sense, because if there's one thing scots love, it's english kings and queens ruling them, and billing them for the privilege. kek
>>685121415
this is a man who does not understand exchange rates and what numbers mean. it's okay, Euro trash. You'll understand one day.
>>685122263
This is what it is like in the UK.
When going through a rough time, we tend to buy bulk of pasta, noodles and rice and then buy cheap value meat/veg to go with it.
Take-away(fast food) is only usually eaten once every so often.
>>685122430
>no the original point was something other than what it said
Where does it say that?
Rip
>>685122393
fast food is the bottom of the barrel. a bucket of fried chicken from KFC for $8 that feeds a family of 4.
Fast food is the cheapest food in the united states.
You're a dumbass who still lives with his family and doesn't understand the real world.
Born to be homeless
>>685122676
Here
>>685120515
>united kingdom independence party
>united
>independence
>unite
>independent
Making a comparison that counties within the UNITED Kingdom are not INDEPENDENT like the political parties name could suggest.
>>685115339
roll
role
Whatever i dont care
Rolleroni
>>685122492
You should come to murrica anon. Then you can quit eating fresh fruits & vegetables and meats, and eat biiig fuckin cheeseburgers every day instead, for $1. Sure it's made by mass production lines of chemical companies byproducts that'll give you a hundred kinds of organ failure, hormone imbalances, and cancers, and it's only nutritional content is suturated fats and sugars, but it is cheap, and you can live on it until it kills you.
lol I actually in McDonalds stock.
singles get
>>685115339
lol, by ops standards i am middle class. by UK standards im poor
Rolling for some homeless strange.
Roll
>>685122973
It doesn't say anything about countries within the uk. You added that shit in your own imagination,
Rolin
>>685122899
Fast food is not cheap, retard.
That $8 of KFC might feed a family of 4, but everyone is only getting a few bites. Compare to chicken breast at the store. Same price, but everyone gets more, doesn't get fat/diabeetus, and is open to any assortment of preparation. Try explaining that to pleb tier Americans, though.
Also, the only real cheap fast food is basically shit tier $1 menu items, even then they're tiny and don't fill you up.
deded
>>685120158
I wanna be a fucking gipsy
>>685123432
This
My life has been easy. Just as easy as getting these trips (I'm not greedy).
>>685123432
Let idiots perpetuate their idiotic beliefs that keep them poor.
McDonald's make BILLIONS in PROFIT (the money left over after buying the food you eat). If poor people want to keep handing their money to McDonald's instead of cutting out the middle man and eating better for less, let them.
Meanwhile I'll enjoy my 50 cent bananas and apples, $1 vegetables, $2.50 for a package of chicken legs or $4 for a package of chicken breasts... and I'll eat on that package for 3 days since it comes with 4 fucking breasts.
I'll also throw in my 50 cents worth of rice as a side and brew my own tea for 30 cents per glass
Let them enjoy their $1.50 diet coke and $9 happy meal
Check em m8
>>685123781
Oh, fuck...
>>685123296
It basically already is.
If you roll England back pre-war, USA is a direct extension, a near identical copy, of the British Empire, legally, economically, socially, culturally.
Only real difference is England got blasted in a couple wars and grew the fuck up. USA had the opposite experience and learned the opposite lesson.
You'd be every bit as ignorant and hostile as USA is if not for Churchill and Hilter wiping out several generations of your men and their Old World way of thinking.
k
>>685115339
would be nice not to be a bump
>>685115339
Roll
>>685122899
And apparently you are child sized and weigh like fucking 80lbs if a fourth of an 8$ bucket of chicken is going to satisfy you.
Rolli
Born into the working class/ lower middle class/ upper poor class. Dad worked, mom stayed home, he made between $25,000 and $35,000 a year. I am now upper middle class $100,000 to $120,000 a year. So I dont care what I get for numbers
>>685115339
game on bitch
>>685123432
I can buy an entire burger for $1
An apple costs $1.80, carrots are $1.40, meat is 4.75/lb, and bread is $4.
>>685115339
Rolls Royce
>>685115339
the likelihood of the rolls and the social brackets they represent will not end up in a distribution representative of actual society.
To more accurately represent society it should probably be:
>Singles: middle class
>Doubles: poor
>Trips:upper middle class
>Quads: homeless
>Quints: wealthy
>>685124119
Yet, you're on 4chan. You're a special kind of loser.
>>685123841
$.50 chicken breasts
Enjoy that genetically engineered garbage stuffed full of hormones lol
top 1%
>>685124373
You can get carrots for $1.40?
Carrots are like $5 a pound. ...unless that was a single carrot. Nm.
wealth classes by income:
Upper Upper Caste (400k+/y)
Lower Upper Caste (100-500k/y)
Upper Middle Caste (70-150k/y)
Middle Caste (35-80k/y)
Lower Middle Caste (20-50k/y)
Low Caste (<20k/y)
They overlap because your situation and location can make a large impact on your lifestyle - if you live in the family estate, with minimal bills and have a lower middle Caste income, you stilll qualify as middle (upper middle if you live in a poor area)
for instance, 25k/y in W-B, PA is lower middle Caste.
25k/y Philly, PA is low Caste.
that's about a 1 1/2 hour drive from each other
Rolling for lowly street urchin
Roolin
>>685124800
single carrot for $1.40?
here you can get a single carrot for like £0.20
>>685124606
I see math isn't your strong point.
$4 for 4 breasts
4 ÷ 4 = 1
$1 per breast
>>685123432
lets not forget that fast food is usually filled with additives that make the body believe it is still hungry so you want more and buy more.
Time to become homeless
