Waifu claiming thread
Claim your waifu and discuss.
Obligatory claim.
Iowa claim
Kud claim
>3 hours of studying edition
How's the night/morning going for everyone?
Milinda claim
>>685081017
NO NO NO THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS CONVERSATION
>>685081205
Pls dont tell anyone friend.
>you're too precious
STAHPPP your making me blushhhh
>
>>685081697
Maybe.
WHY YOU DO DIS!?!?!
>Blushes
STAHPPP
>>685081667
best girl claimed!
>>685081362
rattle
>>685081515
Tomobro sound better?
>>685081631
sexy violence
aaaahhh
>i dont want rattles
Clams are delicious
>>685081667
That was a fun thread.
A bit confusing, though.
>>685081355
I posted some a few days ago, nobody was paying any attention though.
>>685081515
I get the arthropods that are very easy to take care of, basically just make sure they have water every week and throw some lettuce in there for them or drop a small insect in there (for the spiders). I'd like to step up eventually and be able to get the ones that are more difficult to care for, but they're typically more expensive.
>>685082027
Retarded troll
>>685082142
Braindead.
Rory claimed again.
Time runs so slow when you're bored edition
>>685081697
I know right?!
It was so beautiful..
>>685081971
Eheh~
What can I say? You're out of this world I tell ya~
>>685081781
Yup yup! The way things should be, really.
B̩͉̩̯͙̹͔e̊͋i̷̻̼͈̩̘̞ṉ̴̈̎̑g͍̪̖͇͍̲̓͂ ̼̳͔͈͙͓ͭ̒̔̈́ͯȩ̟̭̞̥͉͛̍͐̿̿v̪͙̗̒͆́̈́͌͘i̜̱͙̩̾̐ͮ̒̄l̞̭̥̹̰͈̞ͣ ͔̝ͭͦ̿ͤ̊i̵̎s̹̗͌ͮ̌̽̀̚ ̞͖̮͉͆t͚ͭ̅ͥ͒̓̏ͨ͝ͅi̞̦͎͙͍̞̊͐ͫr̽̇̇ͫ͛̍҉̞̥i͕̬ͪ̊͐̉̏n͚̣͖g̣̟̲̋̓ͥ̽ͥ̓.̵ͬͭ̋̓̅̿͋
>>685081935
Pretty good. Trying to make sense of YUNO.
>>685081985
>Rattle
>>685080298
Truuu haha, what would have even happend to you guys had you gotten caught?
>>685080417
peehhhhHEELLICCAN
>>685080759
Exactly, it seem'd like such a cool idea then the gameplay just seemed so bleh, but you said this one was better?
>>685080874
heeelll ye, brb getting a hair gif of koko
>>685081515
Tru
Also claiming
Well this is annoying, two of the main lights in my apartment went out, but they happen to be cieling mounted spotlights and have bulbs I've never seen before and require a special tool to get the bulb out of the mount, which means I need to go talk to the complex's maintenance people instead of just walking to safeway for new bulbs.
>>685082227
>>685082142
Kek.
I was quoting him, not calling you a retarded troll.
I called you braindead because I repeatedly explained to you what I was saying and you still didn't get it.
>>685081971
The tables have turned, Mi amigo
>>685081697
Watch everyone become shipped with everyone ITT
Miho claimed
>>685081720
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>685081971
>hugs
>>685082458
Except me. I seem to be immune to shipping.
>>685082137
Oh really? I don't think I was here a few days ago, if your down, I'd be down to see em!
>>685082403
Get rek'd kiddo
>>685082268
Hehe, did you get it running?
>>685082403
Clearly having bulbs you need a tool to replace is a great idea. I can't imagine a situation where that wouldn't be ideal /s
>>685082434
>Shiro
>>685082247
you could post cute rory gifs
>>685082347
fuck yas
>>685082458
>never been shipped
>>685080759
>running out of scantily clad waifu
>fuyukaidesu!
>>685081355
I honestly have no clue what you're talking about. No lewd here. I'm doing well enough. About to sell all of what I own probably, to pay off my medical bills.
>>685082571
You seem perfectly shippable.
>>685082434
To be fair, English really isn't his first language.
>>685082458
>tables have turned
>indeed
>>685082734
>it begins
>>685082434
You're very rude to us anons tonight.
There's no need for such language.
>>685081985
meh
>>685082137
That sounds easy. What would you like to get?
>>685082347
we may play something later but who knows
>>685082142
Do you realise that Ruri was saying I called him a retarded troll when I was quoting you calling me a retarded troll?
>>685082653
[FRUSTRATED MUMBLING]
>>685082645
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>685082403
Wait... There ARE light bulbs that require a special tool?..
>>685082659
Thank you~ You're the best!
>>685082458
1 ship is enough for me
>>685082268
good
>rattle
Claiming, btw and also
Just laid down in bed sideways and a spider crawled up over my face and dissappeared over the side of my bed. My life just flashed before my eyes.
>>685082825
i give up >.<
>>685082267
W-Why are you saying these things!
>>685082347
Its a huge step up but it is still lacking compared to its potential... I will let you know more as I get further into it.
>>685082458
NO THEY HAVENT, YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT THAT, I SWEAR I WILL DECRYPT THOSE VIDEOS TONIGHT IF YOU KEEP THIS UP
>>685082501
>Hugs
>>685082692
>Same here...
>Got something else for you though ;)
>
>>685082950
I did the wrong post number, rip.
>>685082679
>Shiro
>Shiro
>>685083131
and i did my name twice, double rip
>>685082838
You should know that me and ruri have known each other for months within the threads and are just fucking around.
Relax all is good.
>>685081935
Hi Kud, the night has been pretty swell. How about yours?
>>685081971
Because you deserve it, I enjoy talking to you.
>>685082267
Now if only we didn't see fuckin rocks, sand, and non rendered trees in the other one.
>>685082347
Probably restricted from the lab for the rest of the semester and some other troubles for adding files onto the computers or something.
>>685082458
Kek that'd be chaos.
>Best idol claimed
>>685082717
But I tried to explain to him. Repeatedly. If he didn't get it when I said that, he should have gotten it when I explained.
>>685082787
The only reason I'm being rude is because Ruri has been ignoring everything I say and mocking something that he doesn't even understand.
Anyway, how are you Rory?
And yes, every picture of Chen is cute.
>>685082787
>>685083184
>>685083212
I wonder for how long this will keep going.
>>685083184
Maybe next time he shouldn't act like he has literally no idea what I'm saying if he understands me.
>>685083079
Just stating the obvious~
>qt
>>685083131
>>685083178
rip in pieces~
>>685083207
Speaking of beautiful sunsets.. You played The Witcher 3?
>>685083212
The fact that I'm also being thrown through loops also pisses me off.
I'm gonna stop posting for tonight, it's just been too stressful. See y'all later.
>>685083131
<3 can you do this?
>>685082859
I always felt awkward calling maintenance when I lived in an apartment because my roommate had more drug paraphernalia than Snoop Dogg. Usually ended up having to run around stashing 3-foot tall bongs and shit into his room while yelling that I was going to answer the door.
So at least you don't have to deal with that~
>>685083207
Pretty good, best idol. Got a ton of studying done for a test tomorrow so I actually feel like I accomplished something for once.
>>685083345
I'll make popcorn~
>>685082653
Yeah no problem, apart form just finding a copy to download.
I more meant in terms of what's going on. I'll get there soon, i'm sure.
I think (think) i get the core mechanics so far.
>>685082935
Well that's cute. Thanks
>>685082995
>Rattle rattle
Yup.
>>685082571
>>685082679
Two anons with out a ship? And both are quote smug? Oh my~
>
>>685082734
I'm okay with this atm<3
>>685082995
Hehe~
>
>>685082268
>
>>685083079
Hehe~ I'm unstoppable!
>
>>685082692
>
>>685083207
It's chaos now!
>
>>685082679
Still looking, I suck at this lol
>>685082692
Sell all you own? why not just rob a bank or somethin? shoot up the hospital?
>>685082825
for sure, i'd be down
>who knows
aint that the truth haha
>>685082859
but its wednesday my dude
>>685082645
That requires more work than I'm willing to put forth. Last time it was just convenient to post them.
>>685082825
As far as difficult species? Probably a Theraphosa blondi, but that's more about space and money holding me back.
>>685083239
Currently bored at work. Just nothing to do but handwash a days worth of dishes.
Fucking dishwasher mechanics.
>>685083397
wow, i'm getting very quick at doing these
>Shiro
>>685083079
Two can play at this game.
>is that a chocolate heart?
>my everything
>>685083385
Sorry my love.
Sleep soundly without my annoyance.
>>685083351
Do you plan on returning anon?
>>685083345
I HAD TO
>>685083048
thank you and dont take it hard
>>685083506
yeah
>>685083489
shinoa its gone to far
>>685083516
wow they look pretty neat. How much space and money would that set you back?
>>685083029
Why are spiders literal demons?
>>685083079
Ah I see, I look forward to Milinda Reviews on youtube haha
>>685083207
psh, sounds like a good left hook to the person who caught you would fix all that
>>685083489
>unstoppable
>not after i left you twitching on the floor last night covered in cum
>>685082787
>>685083184
How about we all be friendly and jerk each other off?
>>685083568
I like washing dishes, I find it relaxing.
>>685083506
What would I find at a hospital, Koko? Insurance claims? And shooting people in a hospital just immediately response them in the hospital. Ridiculous. Robbing a bank is even worse of a hassle. Believe me. We've tried.
>>685083705
A lot and a lot. They grow to be at least 11" so I'd need a big tank. And they cost quite a bit of money.
>>685082950
It's not the bulb, it's the mount. The bulb is like locked into the mount by these metal bands that you need to fold down in order to take the bulb out, I can manage to fold one of them down with my hand by it hurts my finger like fuck and the only way I'd be able to get both of them down and pull the bulb out is if I had 3 arms. Need to be able to fold them both down at the same time.
>>685083418
Jesus lol yeah thankfully I don't. I do however have a disturbingly large collection of glass bottles on my counter that I need to recycle which I'm embarrassed about.
>>685083665
Oh wow
>>685083847
That is always a good call.
I've gotten into something unusual.
I think it's still friendly though.
Where all the drama at?
>>685082787
>>685083184
YOU GUYS NEED TO CALM DOWN
STOP ARGUING THIS REMINDS ME OF EVERY TIME MY DAD BEATS MY MOM
>>685083207
I swear you are the nicest person I know, your the absolute best <3
>I enjoy talking to you too
>>685083377
>Checked.
Y-Your a qt too
>>685083489
NOOOO I SWEAR I WILL STOP YOU!
>>685083591
Your on
>Just for you <3
>
>>685083759
>youtube
That will never happen. Im too ugly for youtube. No one would watch that... kek
>>685083984
There it is
>>685083984
LOUD NOISES
>>685083385
Goodnight butt buddy.
>>685083954
I HAD TO
SORRY
>>685083705
I'LL TAKE YOU AS HARD AS I WANT
>>685083489
shipped?
>>685083506
woah really lol
>>685083568
holy fuck i love that gif too much for words
>>685083573
shit son you rock
>go for gold
>>685084020
You button that shit up right now or I'm taking the keys to your mech!
>>685083478
It is a little hard to find.
Are you at the part where you have freedom of movement yet?
>>685083953
See, it's not all bad! Now you'll have a reason to take the bottles out!
>>685083478
>rattle
>>685083489
if you say so shipmaster
>>685083385
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu friend.
>>685083953
I see.. It's still stupid in my opinion
>>685084020
>wew lad
>>685083516
No worries
>>685083705
yeah
>>685083759
wow that pics really fucked up. Deleted
>>685083906
You could find your medical records and get rid of them or somethin? maybe find some dirt on the doctor who saw you and make him "fuhget abaht iit" nam sayin?
>>685084020
>too ugly for youtube
Same here, but what about just voice?
>>685084129
SPIKE!
Im sorry friend I didnt know you were here! I will stop now im sorry...
>>685084129
Hello again spike
>>685084333
Not with those trips you won't
>
>>685084238
Oh no it's definitely fucking stupid.
>>685084079
>Who do you think it is?
>>685083917
Is it about the same care as the other ones?
>>685084079
its just me not accepting a nickname
>>685084129
hi spike
>>685084278
words
>>685084129
You showed up right as the cowboy bebop theme started in my play list.
>>685083489
R͙̱̻͕̖͎̄̎͗̉ͧe͎͇̠̠͈͓̋́͒̄̃͆͊͒͠j̷̛̪̦͉͐ͧ͠e̡̖̣͕͈͗ͦ͂̈́c̟͉̬͖̻̏̀̾̒͂͝t̯̞̩ͭ͘͜e̵̝̺̰̖̰̋̇̓ͧ̇ͭ̀͠d͇̪̬̍̏̌̃̍̒̿͘͘ ̵̴̬̣̣ͫ
>>685084201
>rattle
>>685084131
uhhh... I got the part where the UI changed? Does that answer your question?
>>685083903
Stacks the size of you, not so much fun. Sure, I get the relaxing side, but there is a limit.
>>685084129
What up Spike.
>no more lewds guys
>>685084079
I think Shinoa wants to ship us.
>we're both too smug for it to work, smug only works if one is
>>685084333
I am always watching
Except when I'm not watching.. but you can assume I am.
>>685084408
Hello person... with a name. I would say your name but I really don't want to say names right now.
>>685084419
YES SHE WILL SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>685084508
You should always be listening to the seatbelts
>>685084561
>
>>685084278
I requires me switching devices.
>>685084456
Temperature wise, yes. Humidity wise, no. It requires a much higher humidity level that you need to maintain.
>>685083377
No, but it looked pretty damn cool.
>>685083418
That's great, you sound prepared. What's it on?
>>685083489
Kek, this is gonna backfire.
>>685083759
Haha, bro where would we hide the body? Dump it off the third floor?
>>685084020
Oh stop it you, just speaking my mind. <3
>>685084604
It's ok spike i still hope one that you lead /waifu/
>yuuko
>>685083705
>>685083780
muda muda muda!!
>>685084020
You're conversation with your two sweethearts says otherwise!
>>685084079
Yes!
>>685084201
You seem quite nonchalant about this
>>685084212
>>685084278
Should I? White with red eyes and white with blue eyes seems to go quite well...
>>685084561
Request denied!
>>685084581
We and bunbun work quite well together
>>685084724
Will it?~
>>685081667
>3D waifu
Truly the darkest timeline
>>685084454
deadman-kun?
>now this!
>>685084456
</3
>>685084443
>off by one
I wonder why they had the mount be that way..
>>685084724
You should play it~
>best game 2015 imo
Akiko claimed
now and forever
>>685084744
Thank you nameless anon.
>>685084753
I'm with Renge.
>>685084753
>muda
>Muda is a key concept in the Toyota Production System
>>685084745
Well you were nice, have great taste in waifu's, male (yes you are), and you made things interesting. Hope to see you again.
Farewell /waifu/ hope you enjoy yourselves.
Goodnight.
>>685084604
Hey Spike, how goes?
Not the first time you've posted a loli this week.
Should i be worried?
Are you coming to the dark side?
T͇̤ͧ͊̓̾̐́͞h̾͋ͥ̓͆ͬ͋e̊͑ ̝̜̦ͩͮ̑̌͊͋b̭̌ͫͨ̎̔̽ĕ̠̣̲̝̺̾͒ͥ̆ͯ̕s̵̤̩̦͎̪̗̾̋ͅtͤ͐̊̃҉̯̺ ̩̳ͧͤ͋͌ͫ̐ͥ͞ṡ̵̮̗͕̞̹̂͆͆ĩ̜̠͇̗̫́ͮ͛d͍̿̅͠e̺̫̘ͪ͐ͨͧ̿ͧ̅?͉͚̟̊̓͛ͦ̆̽
>>685083953
>not having 3 arms
fuckin pleb
>>685084079
Yeah, I found this one though. Although its not as bombastic as Asuka, oh well :/
>>685084456
Phrases
>>685084652
Ah I feel ya, doing things on mobile (if thats what your talkin about) can be a hassle at the best of times heh
>>685084724
uh yeah? wipe them prints, dump that bitch, get away free as a white
I think my bitch is dead
>>685084238
Sorry, was it too much?
>>685084278
Maybe one day. I honestly dont know what I would post, plus I dont have the courage to do that...
>>685084419
B-But Spike asked me to stop...
>and I cant let him have the keys to my death machine of epic
>>685084604
Yes Spike! If I ever get out of hand while you are watching just tell me! I will stop...
>Sorry Mirai was too tempting....
>>685084724
So now I know your mind is perfect too <3
>>685084753
SHINOA THATS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS YOU BULLY!
>>685084020
>>685084333
Spike's here, hehe
>>685084278
Medical records are online, and spread between three hospitals in my case. I'd have to hack into three hospitals servers.
I'll try to forget you suggested I'm Mafia.
>>685084561
Yes, after the part with the gun? If so, you've finally made it out of the (slightly longer than necessary) prologue. You're into the good part now. If you ever have any questions about it or get stuck at a part, let me know. There are two screens in the whole game that are pretty hard to figure out.
>>685084604
I love it when you yell at me like that, Spike Senpai~
>>685084724
Managerial Accounting. I know everything I need to know about equivalent units and other fun things!
Have you done anything exciting, Maki?
>>685084978
wat
>>685084775
>Shiro
>>685084753
>tfw I'm unshippable
Just me and mah peaches
>>685084753
>my ship will sink
>>685084944
its hard to be this bombastic
>>685084652
would you need to get like a new part. Ive never taken care of a part like that before.
>>685084753
shinoa leave koko alone
>>685084775
I will never understand the deal with nicknames
>>685084944
clever joke
>>685084753
Should you do what? what the fuck are you planning?
>>685084581
Our monthly second shift food party is tomorrow and I was given the company card to spend up to $200 at the store for a grill out
steaks, burgers, weiners, potato salad, pasta salad, coleslaw, cottage cheese, chips, drinks, jello, condominints. It's going to be ballin!
>>685084748
I already lead waifu. I scare out the pansies easily enough and I can trigger Syndra.
Qott: Where is your monument to the great Spike Spiegel and what does it look like?
>>685084926
Edward is not a loli she is... an actual child. A very cute one and she is not my waifu. Fully acceptable so kindly go fuck yourself and grow a few inches.
Thanks.
>>685085007
Excellent. Remember, you are in public. Act decent unless you need to beat someone.
>>685085026
.... Stop that. Right now.
>>685085064
FUCK YOUR SHIP
>>685085025
>Too be continued... <3
>Milinda
>>685085026
Haven't seen her spook my ass in a while, I think she died
>>685084921
Goodnight Fluffy Hair.
>>685085139
Add something more than dicks and semen to your diet, bro.
>>685084921
Goodnight~
>>685085007
Definitely not, cute stuff~
>>685085139
I'm trying to eat mah popcorn here! Eh, whatever.
>>685084604
You are right
>>685085050
perf <3
>>685085066
its a sign of companionship!
>>685085161
I talked to her 4 hours ago on telegram
>very shortly because I tried too sleep
>Megumin
>>685085007
>fuyukaidesu
Don't even! Look at all this clothing Mirai has on. There's no possible way you could be tempted.
>>685085283
forgot pic
>>685085283
>to
>kill me
>>685084944
Exactly. I used to have some on my computer, but my hard drive crashed and I lost them all.
>>685085066
It would require knowing how to maintain humidity without allowing the air to stagnate.
>>685085121
Ok, only since you asked nicely.
>>685085161
Well shit, that is ominous. Have you tried yelling her name really loudly?
>>685085007
No fun zone?
>>685085337
Responded to the wrong one
>>685085293
>end me
>>685085293
Ah damnit, I thought I was finally free
>>685085385
No... no.. lets not summon her..
>>685085121
I could make great things happen with that kind of money. How many people?
>>685085056
have some more peaches
>>685084561
>happy rattles
>>685084753
i trust the ship master
>>685085268
Too lewd!
Let's try to keep the skirts at or below the knees!
>>685084958
Kek, tru
>>685084978
Good, get a new 1
>>685084996
That looks like the detective guy from Arrow
>>685085007
>007
nice, and yeah me too. I kinda want to just post random shit but I don't have a way to record
>>685085025
Oh yeah you're in the mafia! that makes this easy then
>>685085064
thats true haha I also found this one, which I thought was pretty cute
>>685085066
clever girl
>shinoa leave koko alone
I agree
>>685085360
damn, that sounds like a drag. What was the worst thing you lost would you say?
>>685085439
You sure? You two always look like you have fun!
>Kud
got back from work
claiming and taking a nap
kys
What the fuck is going on tonight.
>>685085544
>at or below the knees
sounds like my highschool all over again
>koko
>>685085121
Hahaha simmer down simmer down.
You're fun to tease sometime.
>>685085026
Yup. Will do.
>>685085510
>Rattle rattle
Sachi, let's make sweet sweet love just to trigger Spike.
Sound fun?
>>685085439
Stop the tsun now~
>Megumin
>>685085562
WOW RUDE
>>685085567
Define fun...
>>685085544
Do I trigger you?
>>685085569
I don't know I forgot I was in the thread for a little bit.
>>685085121
>QOTT response
Painted a pic of Swordfish if that counts.
>Mirai
>>685085544
You can't make me.
>>685085562
Pictures of specific people.
>>685085562
so fyuckin cute
>>685085569
homosexuality. you?
>>685085569
I got life threateningly poisoned and got a high as a kite, someone new joined, some ships, that's all I remember of tonight
>>685085283
ehh
>>685085360
how would you do that?
>>685085562
same i dont want any of what shinoa is selling
>>685085710
Well it's fun for me
>Kud
>>685085544
Hah. No.
>>685085086
kek this is never not funny
>>685085121
Yes Sir!
>>685085211
S-Stop calling me cuteeee. Its not okay!
>>685085300
Don't try to throw this all on me!
>But them glasses
>Your too cute!
>>685085385
Maybe when Spike isn't here. He doesn't want lewds and he is always nice to me so if he says no I listen to him
>>685085562
I have a way to record. Im just too afraid to...
>Arrow
You watch too!?!?! I love Arrow!
>>685084863
Oh
>>685085116
Never mind but
>>685085056
Black and white. Red and blue though...
>>685084918
Oh
>>685085007
If I some lovey dovey in thread, it is the shipmaster's business!
>>685085066
Hehe~
>>685085510
And your partner doesn't?
>>685085562
Nah
.
Stop me
>>685085544
How about no?
>>685085268
Generally, unless I'm intentionally being a retard.
That's almost always
>>685085385
I could ask rudely as well
>>685085494
Uhh... 8? I spent $150, so there will be loads of leftovers.
It's been a while since I've done a big cookout. Put my years as a cook to practice, shake off the rust.
>>685085693
You could still stand to grow a few inches.. Are you even of legal age?
>>685085860
Sup tomoko
>>685085918
Good girl
>>685085947
>>685085947
>>685085947
![asuka 2].gif](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1463/637/1463637206023.jpg "asuka 2]")
