Hello /b/
This is the police. We dont have any sniffer dogs and we can't for the life of us figure out where our suspect hid their stash
If you could take the time to help identify the most likely places one would stash illegal items within this image we would appreciate that greatly.
Regards, Oberleftenant P. Igbrayn
>>684961943
loose brick on the top left of the fire place?
>>684962094
Thank you for your help relaying message to the ground team
Under the carpet?
>>684961943
Downspout in rain gutter on easily accessible ledge.
>>684962094
>>684962204
The plank on top is superglued onto the brickwork and we are bound by law not to break it sorry sir
>>684962271
No joy here either sir
>>684962348
Fuck that mate that ledge is dodge af sorry
Regards. P. I.
>>684962882
Then behind the bubbling paint on the wall.
Request for help
We have one hour before suspect arrives home let's speed it up /b/
>>684962979
Looks solid to me sir i hit it and it sounded solid too
Is it in one of the books?
>>684963065
Are those chicken statues hollow?
>>684963065
you are the worst cop ever..
Check inside a deodorant stick if they have one.
>>684963249
Check those books.
Tidy your fucking desk you cretin.
>>684963256
Again, no joy sir. Good guess though!
>>684963482
The basket?
Are you just using us to help you steal your roommates drugs?
>>684963065
did you check behind the panel on the wall?
Behind the frame on the left, officers.
>>684963482
>>684963388
See >>684963482
>>684963271
Yes they feel like it but there's no way to open them
>>684963604
OP's most likely doing that
Timestam ples
>>684963667
The box next to the chickens?
>>684963065
Just burn the house down.
That'll teach him.
>>684963627
Just roaches sir>>684963652
>>684963667
Check the waistline for a seam
>>684963249
Those chicken figures are suspicious af
>>684963065
Open the wallsockets. Beginner's hiding place
>>684963812
It's rattling promisingly, just looks solid tho
Is it in the plastic bag right in front of your fucking face?
The wall behind the desk looks funny.
>>684963667
The neck on the right one is especially suspicious
>>684963065
What's under that plate the figures are standing on?
>>684964005
aaaaah what's in the boooox
>>684964005
no one has a solid wooden log in their house. There must be a way to open it. Use you brayn
>>684964005
It's a magic box, you can only open it with the code
>>684963960
>>684963913
RIGHT YOU CUNTS OPEN UP OR THE HEN GETS IT
>>684964238
my friend who is a dealer use this for hidding his drugs
>>684964251
Kek.
What is this? Best cop ever
>>684964251
Box smash!!!
>>684964112
See >>684962649
>>684964178
>>684964238
>>684964157
>>684964321
How do i give it the code
>>684964554
Just smash it
>>684964554
bro you already have it, the code is hammer and needs to be applied forcefully
>>684964474
I think there's a way to open it with less paperwork sir. I've moved a hidden panel on it
>>684962752
did you check inside the pillow?
any of the planks loose?
>>684963065
did you check if there's something taped under the table?
did you check inside the lamp?
any hollow parts in the table?
>>684963482
did you check the legobox?
open every book, this is no checking
>>684963824
did you check under that wooden thing next to the molecule?
>>684964725
Wheres the stash
Check the lamp, inside the lightbulb. Maybe glued in the desk drawer.
>>684964725
That's one kickass box
where did the suspect get it?
>>684961943
It inside your ass
>>684964725
Open the panels then
>>684964725
move more shit around until it opens
I think the wall behind the desk is hiding something.
>>684964755
Your image was very informative sir your ip is being traced as we speak
Legobox is full of snort tubes, table is clear under both drawers, lamp smells dodgy and i found this used blister pack near the lamp.
Behind the curtain?
>>684964554
like this https://youtu.be/mi_b6uGolgU
but you need to know the right code
>>684961943
Go buy your own weed instead
>>684965105
Show us
>>684964825
Morocco i believe, judging by the grain of the wood ofcourse
>>684964851
That's very sweet anon thanks
>>684964892
>>684964936
I moved another bit what now
>>684965369
They don't all slide off?
>>684965369
Fuck it, just hack it open
>>684965369
disregard the box, check the laundry basket
>>684965369
If you pull off that one panel you might be able to see what's inside
>>684965555
Checked
>>684965555
check
>>684965476
No it seems the whole box stays together.
Here's the blister pack it says "Pin protekt in russian and some other shit
>>684965747
That may be used to make crocodil but I'm unsure
Dude, are you like British or something? Your hands look weird.
In the desk behind the drawers. That's where I keep my shit
>>684965647
I'm having difficulty with that part it only wants to move in baby steps
>>684965555
Interesting post id sir if you'd like to come along with us for a chat
>>684965747
>Bayer asprin
>>684961943
Make sure none of the books have been hollowed out. Check under the rug for loose floorboards.
best what's in the box thread ever
>>684965747
omg your nails
>>684961943
One book cold be a german fairytale
>>684965877
Rasis
>>684965946
Those areas are clear
>>684966219
Its a nervous job being a policeperson
I've got the box this far and I'm utterly puzzled.
I'm not cutting the mofo open tho that's for sure
>>684966034
It looks easy
Look on top of the curtain rod.
>>684966442
Every puzzle box is different not like we can help you. That puzzle box is almost as nice as my finger box
>>684965747
could be any kind of medication, bayer is a producer of medication.
>>684966538
Aint shit nigga
>>684966683
oh you got a fingerbox too ? one of those new versions or an older one ?
>>684961943
Try his asshole
>>684966442
Use ur phone light to take a pic of the inside of the box
>>684966766
he probably has an old one, I heard the new ones are mainly Chinese knockoffs
>>684966442
Use your screwdriver...
>>684961943
I'm the NSA we can't release you that information
>>684966766
>>684966683
Fuck your forced memes you autistic shits
>>684966713
Yeah that's tru we got any russianons?
>>684966456
It isnt
>>684966856
Here u go ayynon
>>684967080
the plot thickens...
>>684967080
Looking at that, it's a blue container, it smells chemically and atrocious. Any druggie anons know what it is?
>>684967080
Screwdriver
>>684961943
Its in the officer's pocket he's dirty gunna frame one of run its a trap
>>684967232
cocaine
>>684967247
It's hard fucking work but i got it a bit more open what is this stank ass shit
>>684961943
Either of the doors might have a false bottom.
Or look underneath the desk. Like it's belly, not on the floor underneath, I mean.
>>684967630
Dude that looks like coke
>>684967670
droors*
>>684967630
Meth...
Get it out of the box with tweezers of pliers
>>684967683
How much will get a respectable policeperson of weight 100kg high?
>>684967630
ah that is just poprocks in a blue plastic bag,
>>684967802
trial and error pussy, man up. Just don't error.
Are you really the police? Let me see your badge.
>>684967080
Someone just mad they don't have a twelfth century fingerbox
>>684967748
This shit ain't meth nigga mo like molly or some shit i dunno
>>684967913
Nah nigga it's super top secret trust
>>684968055
>police officer
>says "nah nigga"
>>684968055
Maybe Ketamine
>>684961943
That floor hasn't been swept in a while.
You know how many pills I've found in people carpets in those corners vacuums can't reach?
The answer may shock you.
More at 11.
Also even in jail cells, the hallowed legs of desks is a common stash location.
>>684968194
>Yfw you just helped a nigger jack someone's nice drugs.
>>684968414
Aight cheers tho everyone big score tonight you're all my family love and kisses goodnight
>>684968414
Kek
>mfw
>>684968194
/thread
op is a foggot who stole his rommies drugs and will die when he comes back
>>684961943
It's inside the butthole of the person who took the photo.
>>684968414
OP is white though >>684965747
>>684968055
jesus anon do know the phrase ''keep your hands to yourself''
fucking nigger faggot
that may have been your roomies only way of getting laid put it back
>>684968055
MDMA?
>>684969309
>wigger
>>684969309
Albino nigger?
better start with a tiny dose if you don't know what it is, OP
op has not posted, is op kill?
>>684969115
I'm alive and it's my blow
>>684969125
I've never tried it that way but I'm open and gaping to new things
>>684969309
Multiple police officers?
>>684969379
My blow and that's a decent summary
>>684969399
Not quite
>>684969448
Truuu
>>684969625
I'll do a fat line next time I'm down
>>684969700
I'm alive boii
>>684970019
>Not quite
What is it then?
>I'll do a fat line next time I'm down
Coke? Speed? It doesn't look like either though
>>684970019
By the way it's not cocaine it's special organic plant extract from the Peruvian mountains
>>684970145
>organic
nice
be sure to activate your almonds afterwards
>>684970204
Oh i do don't worry about that lol
>>684970131
.6g flaky Peruvian fishscale kokain hydrochloride
