s/kunk and other s/fur
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
s/kunk and other s/fur
i like this
Reporting in!
>>684655410
They use vaginal detectors. Little bulbs that get inserted and can sense changes in moisture, temperature, pressure, etc.
The guys get heart rate and expansion. If blood flow increases in a measurable way at the sight of something their is a chance it arouses that person. This is easier to quantify with more bloodflow to the penis.
>>684655621
>>684655445
neo-lithic era? So, new age stone era? Archaeologist here, you are pulling shit out of your ass.
Bestiality was likely more common prior to Christianity, not without its own stigma, but less punished. However to reference neo-lithic and pan shows a distinct ignorance given that neo-lithic precedes the bronze age meaning that at that time we MAY have had earth mother statues and ritual knapped blades and naught else. (Maybe some paintings, but show me a cave painting of a man fucking a horse and I'll post my real name. pfft)
>684654761
They will wink their vaginas at you if they want it. They flex their labia majora outward. If you touch a mares vagina after being asked, you will not be kicked in the torso hard enough to kill you. Equines are remarkably intelligent in a social context. They recognize and exhibit empathy and sympathy. They percieve mechanics and resultative action. Cause and effect are determinative to them.
>>684656166
>>684656292
>>684656438
>>684656497
>>684656544
>>684656166
I might have my terminology wrong,
What's the time period called i'm referring to?
I've seen photo's of statues of bestial....
Are you able to deter a time period when i send a pic?
>>684656166
this for instance.
>>684656166
Here's another.
>>684656586
>>684656625
You would be thinking iron age if it was within the purview of the greeks. neo-lithic we have no documents and very, very sparse cultural finds for the time frame. (it also encompassed some 6-7k years depending on who you ask)
Greeks also had their gods fucking people as animals, or fucking animals. Or sacrificing people by fucking them with animals. It was a thing. The greeks probably had the hedonistic thing down pretty pat, given their gods were supposed to be flawed and somewhat human esque in design.
More relatable apparently. Now that is not to say that bestiality was that common, as reliable records on the bedroom habits of folks is hard to come by, but it does imply it was much more common than later generations..
Webms?
>>684656215
As far as I can tell, equines, primates, elephantidae and cetations and are the only nonhuman animals intelligent enough to consent to sexual activity. Elephants and apes are too icky IMO though.
>>684657174
Thx for setting me straight, and thx for you knowledge anon.
Do you have other information on the matter?
>>684656895
Lets see, google reverse search shows this as a hindu temple decoration while the satyr (pan?) fucking a goat may have been a depiction of mythology.
Ultimately I agree, it was more common. I guess I just got set off at the silly neo-lithic thing. sorry about that.
>>684657539
Other than that the ancient learned folks of the old world? Dirtiest motherfuckers you can imagine. Mesopotamian priest letters back and forth tell a tale about fucking goats, and insulting one another in the grossest ways.
Its amazing. The old ways were not all strict tradition. Life also hasn't changed all that much. People are gonna be jerk asses no matter what.
Thread dead?
>>684657816
>>684657416
Depends on your definition of consent I guess.
>>684657936
>>684657932
nah though I have to go soon.
Funny thing is Im not even jerking off. I just wanted to post some of my collection.
>>684658115
>>684658161
>>684658213
>>684658257
>>684657816
Np anon, but I think it wasn't common in als civ's. Have anything other than this.
And srsly love your view on humanity.
also, do you have any fun facts on pictish culture?
>>684658296
>>684658313
*on this
>>684657936
Asking for it while being aware of the social and physiological consequences. Despite not being aware no offspring will be produced, willing to bear said hypothetical offspring. These families perform sexual actions to reinforce social bonds, regardless of biological compatibility. It is species specific and some are less intelligent (thus less able to exhibit informed consent) than others.
>>684658115
Neither am I. Just adding to the collection.
>>684658313
sadly no. my focus is near eastern and I learned a fair bit about greek/roman through my education.
As I understand the difficulty with the picts is that they didn't have much of a written tradition other than carvings of designs. Then they all died.
Makes them very mysterious and very interesting to study. Or try to anyway.
>>684658751
gotta go!
>>684658115
I don't jerk it in these threads. It's intellectual futurist fantasy to me. Needless to say if a parahuman leapt onto me naked and dripping I'd fuck them until I had an anneurism.
>>684658751
I thought Scottish descended from the pict folk?
I now have this feeling everything i know is wrong...
My confusion is maxed out i think...
>>684655271
Ay boys
Saw we were talking about actual beast sex?
>>684659093
Nah just sexy beasts
>>684659334
Post a goddamned picture 4chan cmon. Jeez.
>>684659093
Sure we are.
It's a great topic, please contribute.
I need a wall with this
>>684655466
Freedom/10
>>684659324
Oi.
>>684659705
Well. It's extremely grey area and is very subjective depending on certain qualities of both parties.
>>684659093
Only the most intelligent of animals can actually consent.
>>684660226
So.... You can't fuck a retard?
What if a retard fuck another retard?
Is that a "Technical double rape"?
Srsly confused on this matter.
I'm starting to be unsure of my own existence right now....
Maybe i'm just someone's hallucination...
I think the issue of consent is odd...
It's true that most can't communicate 'yes', but they are very capable of indicating that they do not want to do a thing.
There are hundreds of other situations and activities where people have no problem communicating with animals or acknowledging that they know or understand the animals feelings, interests or intent.
We know when they are happy, sad, mad, playful, aggressive,and any number of other things.
Why is it sex so different?
>>684660967
because people think sex with non human animals is very very wrong
>>684661228
But it's not.
>>684660918
wtf
>>684660967
Because of the stigma that is tied to sex?
That sex is supposed to be "something special"?
Correct me if i'm wrong.
It's also extremely hypocritical that we have no interest in their consent for anything else.
Breeding them to each other, making them work for us, killing them so we can eat them...
If they could talk and give consent I think not many would want to be eaten.
>>684660967
actually if you know eg a mare and she trusts you well enough, she will signal you very clearly what she would enjoy. if you've ever been squeezed into the corner of a stall by a horny mare's rear you know what I mean
>>684661685
Oh, fuck off with the stupid vegan shit. Animals were meant to be eaten, and you're legitimately retarded if you think otherwise.
>>684661704
Yes I know all too well.
I'm one of the biggest animal fuckers on here.
Been doing it for.... 27 years I think.
>>684660741
It's complicated. Retards are usually considered children legally whereas animals are considered property. I'd rather fuck a smart horse than a stupid human.
>>684661341
they are sisters
>>684662000
trips have spoken.
>>684661339
just because you think its not wrong doesnt mean other people will change their minds anon
>>684661944
I think that was more about how when it comes to sex the hypothetical possiblity that the animal might not consent if it was of human intelligence is raised to greatest meaning, while for everything else, only the most cruel of treatments are spared, if any.
>>684661944
Meaning is implied, not inherent. Animals are evolutinarily designed to eat other animals. No animal has evolved to be eaten. Think before you type, fool.
>>684662000
kek
>>684656234
Been a while since I've seen a new stronk dragoness pic!
>>684662026
Who thinks to themselves "Today, I am going to draw a furry female conjoined twin!"
>>684662160
We are all a part of the universal set of everything, which could be called God.
>>684660226
So fucking a chimp or a dolphin is acceptable, because they can consent.
>>684662662
Hail wodan!
>>684662221
off by one
>>684662603
a lot of people, but i will spare you
>>684661944
I'm not being vegan dash.
I was stating an example of how ridiculous the whole consent bull shit is.
I eat animals all the time.
>>684662603
Probably someone deeply in need of a special snowflake character that is not a purple fox or something like that.
>>684661944
>>684663151
As a farmer, I am enjoying this.
>>684662899
Yes. They can Comprehend the consequences of their actions. A retarded human cannot.
>>684663400
I don't even know how many animals I've either raised, killed, eaten, or fucked in my life.
>>684663684
In that order?
>>684663683
I'm gonna go find a male dolphin, then.
Prehensile shafts for the win!
>>684663775
Some, yes.
But not many meet all those.
Most are killed and eaten or raised and fucked.
>>684663793
More deer please, sir.
>>684664490
have any more t h i c c cats?
>>684663997
Male dolphin really quantifiably do have the ejaculatory force of a firearm. It will injure you. If you are sexually attracted to male cetations I reccomend you settle for mutual masturbation.
>>684664114
>raised and fucked.
This something i just cannot get myself to.
>killed and eaten
I do this on a bi-weekly fashion, but i think you're probably more of a hunter type, right?
>>684664628
I'm 7'1", dear.
Does anyone here want to see me, Draka, screw a male dolphin?
>>684664636
No, I have a small farm.
No food animals right now, just my horses and dog.
>>684664860
You still haven't proven anything.
>>684664860
Record it and put it on the web.
>>684664924
Have you ever eaten goat?
Look ma! No arms!
>>684664860
After you successfully take into you the ejaculate of a 1000 gph water pump. Because ruptured Colon.
>>684665150
it would be one of the most funniest an hero ever!
Killed by dilphincum!
>>684665150
Vaginally, dipshit. Vaginally.
The only male I'd willingly have anal sex with is Temeraire.
>>684665425
When are you going to admit that you're a gay guy?
>>684664860
since you would most likely drown or die from ruptured colon and it would end very ugly in any case; no, not really.
>>684665566
I think it could be posted in a rekt thread.
And is there a song about this?
>>684664860
fuck off
>>684665733
a song about being killed by dolphin dick?
>>684665566
If that was to happen, you could call me Mrs. Hands.
>>684665091
Lots of goat.
Goats are yummy.
Not so good for sex though.
Full resolution, anyone?
>>684665380
500 gph is brutal. 1000 is suicide. Height (7'1") does not imply capacity of your rectum to receive high pressure loads, despite their origin. A 7'1" man could die from being fully rammed by a stallion. Human large intestines are for pooping, not 2foot long penises with 1000 pound animals behind them.
>>684660226
A lot of animals can consent.
Especially through this thing we all forget about called body language.
>>684666001
I wouldn't take it anally. It'd be vaginally.
>>684666152
You don't even have a vagina.
>>684665910
heh, at least you still got your humor
>>684665883
cum to be precise, sound very metal and all.
>>684665935
I don't think goats understand the concept of sex though, for goats its
-in
-cum
-out
When my goats are artificially inseminated they never look happy about it.
>>684666060
Correct. But true consent implies awareness of consequences. A retard will not equate sex with pregnancy. A dolphin/ bonobo/horse/elephant will.
>>684666200
It had to be said, and I do think that eventually, there will be a feminine version of the Mr. Hands incident, hence the term Mrs. Hands.
>>684666152
You would still die. Idiot.
>>684666338
Not quite what you're asking, but is this good enough? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yIBp4CHKYA
>>684666539
guess that would be the first and last time we would actually see your human self. don't forget to livestream it!
>>684666612
Don;t really like their music, but i'm really enjoying the lyrics right now.
Thx dude
Then again, going the chimp route would be more scientific, as we could see if humans and chimps are genetically compatible...
>>684666612
>>684667216
or maybe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W35dyPTh6o
>>684667229
They are not.
>>684667229
And furries are all about the SCIENCE!, after all.
>>684667283
That's my favorite Dehtklok song!
>>684667216
Yeah, CC is a bit overrated. Death is much better musically, and definitely lyrically. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjnP7Zut94M
>>684667283
Also a good choice.
>>684667502
Even if you're right, it'd be a lot more fun, as apes can fondle you. Dolphins can't.
>>684667685
Mine is probably Murmaider
>>684667745
>musically
Instrumentally rather.
>>684666465
"Correct"
>true consent
Why are your statements so contradicting?
For example if a dog is in heat; and smells hormones from a male counterpart, she may try to mount him. Or provoke him sexually.
Animals do not procreate for the reason of reproduction; as I'm sure they don't grasp the knowledge to see the outcome of pregnancy until it happens. It's sexual instinct to release the "tension" which would be a dog in heat, by sexually engaging.
>>684667804
ape look like ugly humans.
>>684667827
Also a good choice.
Great taste in music, snek.
I salute you o.o7
>>684667745
Sounds 666 times better than CC.
>>684668140
so im told.
>>684668344
Fav. bands?
bump
wait, i'll post some s/fur so i'm not totally off-topic.
>>684667804
Yes they can. Google it. Dolphins typically initiate sexual activity.
>>684668140
Death is probably one of the best death metal bands ever, Chuck Schuldiner was a very smart and aware man which can be seen through his music and lyrics. CC tries too hard to be edgy whereas Death was much more mature. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5fqSZWRasQ
>>684668490
ehhhh, I dont really think about it that much.
I guess SOAD, Sonata Artica, Death Grips, NIN, and the Beastie Boys.
>>684668688
being off topic is the best topic.
>>684668841
thoughts on Black label society?
This is my fav bls song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5qPiRezx5A
>>684669467
Haven't listened to them much but I do like them. Not bad so far.
>>684668841
I like the music although in the end of the song my brain really can comprehend whats going on....
>>684669739
The whole album is nice, i have it on vinyl.
>>684669025
did we derail the whole thread?
>>684669928
who cares
>>684669832
It just supposed to be really technical.
>>684669832
I'll be sure the listen to them. You ever heard of The Sword? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyJR5sGEdaM
Death sound awesome though.
9/10 will download discography!
>>684669969
the lurkers
>>684670299
Me
>>684664628
This is a myth that only children spread. Underage b& reported
>>684669969
it isn't available in the lowlands....
Found another video!
I'm hearing the intro and i'm somewhat jizzing my pants.
666/10 will change underpants and download discography!
>>684669969
>>684670299
>>684670451
rofl.
>>684671114
I figured you'd like The Sword if you like BLS. Another really good band is Baroness. Pretty underrated. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V0N1x675FQ
Oh wow, look at the size!
>>684671671
Also, they have some of my favorite album covers I've ever seen.
>>684671845
Hah, nice.
>>684671622
Ah, so that is a guy, just as I thought. Cute.
>>684671671
It's good music, but it doesn't heavy that "heavy crunching sound" that i like.
Cant find the word i'm looking for.
8/10 But my collection would not feel complete without this.
found this one.
Sounds way better!
>>684672364
He is? How do you know
>>684672742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc_SEBcXs1o
Bonus, found a .flac discography!
>>684672885
flat chest.
>>684672885
and as a dairy farmer, i know everything about titties!
>>684672607
I see what you mean. Also, I remembered another band. If you like that crunchy sound then you'll love those guys. If there's any band that's underrated, it's Acid Bath. They were ahead of their time, and really fucking good. And yes, that album cover is art from John Wayne Gacy, just before he got executed. But good luck finding any of their music on YT, their record company removes every bit of it.
>>684672885
E621. It's kind of obvious too. https://e621.net/post/show/700151/
>>684673016
Since when does a flat chest automatically mean male?
>>684673428
When the groin is facing away, and it has a flat chest, to me that's a boy.
>>684673275
>https://e621.net/post/show/700151/
There's what I needed
>>684673624
Fair enough
>>684673275
Found it!
but it can be cruchiër though...
>>684662324
Evolution, however is pretty clear that it exists to help keep said animal from being 'Easily' eaten. Survival and all that.
At least, till it reproduces and carries-on the gene pool.
Then it's alright to succumb.
Or, something.
;-)
Captcha makes me fuckin hungry
>>684674214
>>684662324
isn't breeding controlled evolution?
If so, i can say pigs are evolved to be tasty!
>>684668119
Your loaded question aside, (you're stupid) species within specified families are capable of consent. Dogs are dumb animals. Sexual activity consent and willingness are chemically contrived. Dogs are not aware that sex=babies. If you want to Fu k a dog you are guilty of perversion
Dogs don't want to fuck you. They adhere to biology. Dogs go into heat mindlessly. Dog Raper.
>>684674067
>but it can be cruchiër though...
Always. Also, listen to When the Kite String Pops first. I don't listen to sludge metal *that* much, but I've listened to this albums dozens of times in the past couple weeks, it's that fucking good. But I may also be partial because I always prefer old school over new stuff.
>>684674666
I dont even...
Fuck...
SATAN HAS SPOKEN! HAIL SATAN!
>>684674666
I'm liking the music though!
so sludge is the cruchy thingey?
Wil do research tomorrow!
But for now i mus goat!
\m/ horns up dudes!
Have a good one all!
>>684674884
Solve, Coagula, muhfugga. Hail Satan indeed.
>>684675160
See ya, mang. Nice talking to ya. \m/
Thread dead?
>>684673137
Mmmm.....
Blow jobs from calves is one of the best sexual experiences ever.
>>684676107
sorta
May as well image cap the sumbitch
>>684676374
i like pokephilia
might just let it die. playing elder scrolls
>>684676598
Skyrim?
>>684676535
You also like terrible art.
>>684674641
>dogs don't want to fuck you
Then why do male dogs mount female humans and female dogs get their snouts in my pant legs and lick my junk huh?
>>684676773
Elder scrolls online
>>684677138
Because he's a fucking retard.
>>684677268
Gross
>>684677493
I've got nothing better to do
Too much text, too little images.
>>684676942
clicked first one i saw dumbass
>>684678807
I like the girl on the right. A lot. Tall, dominant women are the fucking best.
>>684655466
THE DUBS OF FREEDOM!
Hello everyone!
>>684677377
Lol! They sniff butts and lick eachother's junk. But that guy thinks because an animal behaves normally within its own social bounds it wants his naughty-nonos. I think he is the retard.
>>684679287
Nah, the only retard here is you.
>>684655466
Got any more birds?
>>684679396
Yes
>>684679359
Got'im!
>>684679287
>lol!
>I think
So you're pushing your feelings down our throats? Nice. Talk about autism. Let's take a few steps back from the keyboard and take a walk shall we?
I can't stand stupid people.
>>684679550
Hell yeah! Start a new thread for the birds.
>>684680600
Are you pro zoo?
Can't really tell.
new thread?
