obligatory cringe thread
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obligatory cringe thread
>>684453509
Wow that is one thick motherfucker
>>684453638
why are these fugly lesbians so fucking over confident? These fags would get murked in a fight against an average guy and then call patriarchy. Fucking pisses me off
fresh oc
>>684455160
people believe that things like this are made in seriousness
>>684455160
jesus these people are fucking delusional they're just making up words
>>684455160
>vapogender
>>684453997
>Negress' front teeth have a gap big enough to fit a truck through
>Squander money on hideous face tattoo
Typical niggers
>>684455518
\//\
>>684455707
NAPE NAYSH YALL
>>684454135
this triggers my oviposition fetish
>>684452884
Damn OP, the irony. A lot of these hippos actually do have a pretty face. This bitch would be nasty at any weight.
>>684455160
>nonbinary feminine
>nonbinary masculine
DOES NOT COMPUTE
>>684455988
i'm okay with this.
it's a middle school tier paint job, though.
>>684455988
you sound like the person who gets butt hurt that they put a nigger in the new star wars
>>684455988
Tha'ts actually pretty cool, David Bowie was pretty based.
>>684454135
Normal is Boring, and her stomach looks like Belial from Basket Case
>>684456203
Or he just hates Rebels.
>>684455845
This is a cringe thread, not You Rage You Lose
if it was, this would make me lose
>>684456317
whats wrong with this one?
dose anyone have an update on this woman
>>684453750
made me kek
>>684456485
Smooth af
>>684455988
That would actually be cool if they had painting skills beyond a toddlers ability
>>684453638
I call that look "Very Fat, Very Ugly."
>>684455845
>Twitter username censored
Cringed hardcore
>>684455479
even if its made up, its not funny. And thats what makes it cringy
>>684455013
The fuck man?
>>684455988
what's wrong with this. it's just a little fucking weird. i bet you felt so fucking smug putting some cool oc here didn't you ya nigger
>>684452884
>>684453509
>>684456528
Internalised misogyny is bullshit.
Hell any SJW claiming misogyny is 99% likely to be bullshit. Women don't know what misogyny actually is.
It's pathetic.
>>684456485
That's some massive homo.
Fresh oc
>>684456766
real fatties
>>684453750
Yeah, we're such a plague that shitskins flock to OUR countries. Okay there, darkie.
>>684456945
Feel free to make her try and kill herself
>>684454135
it's meatball! :D
>>684457032
Typically she would name her cat after food. Fat fuck. Disgusting
>>684456766
>realistic makeover
>fat fuck
No. Just no.
>>684457154
Rip cat
>>684457020
The fuck is wrong with her face? It looks like she was cuddling with a cheese grater.
>>684456804
guaranteed he's seen this posted on here
>>684456945
When you have to use your dog as your profile pic, your gonna have a bad time
>>684456875
>expects good looking men to lower their standards for her
>"why am i expected to lower my standards?"
>>684457032
I bet you she's Sat on that cat before and maybe has even killed it by now
>>684457326
Acne
Really, really bad acne
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kyI0NNx.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>684456766
Eric Cartman is unrealistically anorexic, so I gave him this makeover to make him more realistic and healthy.
>>684457574
Eurgh this made me vomit in my mouth a little.
>>684457574
I bet I could feed a village in Africa with just her arms
>>684453638
nah I'd hit it. She's just a jerk.
>>684453412
Id chill with this nigga
>>684456485
Alpha
My daddy used to always say, if it floats, flies, or fucks, it's cheaper to rent it. It's about time I followed his advice. I guess I always thought it was just a joke, but now they're words to live by.
I decided, why not experience something new? I deserve to pamper myself, and never do, so I justified it after seeing an attractive ad online for a sexy massage therapist. I started contacting some, and getting prices and pictures. One stood out from the rest, so I made an appointment, after receiving hints that things could get sexy.
I pulled up to a nondescript house in a normal neighborhood, which almost appeared vacant from outside. I rang the bell. Nothing. I knocked. The door finally opened and it was the girl from the pictures that was attractive enough to get me this far.
She asked me if I minded if she took her pants off. I told her she had better take off her underwear too, and she obliged without hesitating. Nice. There it was, boys, the mighty vagina in all its glory. What a nice view it was. It had been a while.
Okay, this girl was hot. Like, she was "high class" and should have charged me 10x as much to even talk to her. Pedestal. Damn it. I put this provider on a pedestal. I fucked up, boys.
Anyway, I went into this knowing I didn't want to do anything. I just wanted to meet her and hopefully feel the presence of good genetics close to me. I made her snuggle with me, and kept my boxers on the whole time. I didn't really touch her too much, and she didn't really touch my swimsuit area at all, just brushed past it nonchalantly a few times. We just talked. She was so accommodating and seemed well rehearsed in keeping the conversation flowing. She was like a professional companionship provider with alluring erotic undertones.
She smelled so good and her body was tits. I would make so much sex with her, but felt almost guilty about that idea.
>>684457739
What if we put all fat people in the ocean? If they swim back they aren't fat?
>>684456744
This just made me uncomfortable
>>684457963
Or send them all to war, have really learn some hardships
Or when the aliums come down and abduct everyone we can just give up the fats and the tumblr factions
>>684456203
Doesn't all of /b/ hate niggers in star wars?
>>684456818
Lewl
>>684455013
Fucking plebs
>>684457527
So give me some background on her. What's pizza face taking about?
>>684455013
NO. what fuck no. fuck this im out
>>684458212
If they're autistic yeah, normal people don't really give a shit.
>>684457963
>What if we put all fat people in the ocean?
we'd have a whole new generation of sexually confused whales.
>>684458180
>Or when the aliums come down and abduct everyone we can just give up the fats and the tumblr factions
when the ayyliens come abduct us then all the fat people will be left behind.
No tractor beam strong enough for that job.
>>684457574
>Fat
>Small tits
>Hairy pits
Truly the meaning of "worthless"
>>684457859
Cringed.
>>684455160
V A P O G E N D E R
>>684456485
The line is smooth. It's a shame girls give fuckboys like that pussy.
>>684457597
nyet!, enough vodka. sexy now!
>>684458338
this is he highest level of friendzone I've ever seen
>>684457919
No. Just no. This one is a joke. Maybe 4 years ago it was legit but not today. People have to know by now
>>684458027
I'm not sure how you get lost in child's puzzle mazes
>>684458027
Assuming this is real, who do these guys think they are emylating? Super edgy characters in video games? This kind of thing always falls flat on its face and it's just embarassing
>>684458338
This can't be really her friend
>>684453638
i'd hate fuck that cunt
Post cringy Yt channels so we can all work together to make them fuck off. For example this "minecrafter" blocked me for telling him he was trying too hard to be funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJKzbAQWNbQ
>>684455013
Probably just playing some stupid Mario Party mini game.
>>684453509
are these actually real???? liike really?? i mean i obviously cant tell from there the connection between them..
maybe he was to self-concious to meet with here, even tho he knew what she means... and all...
but still, i mean if you get an invite like that,, [oh and say you would LIKE TOO do that, to meet with her] and you say something like that, you must be an idiot,, or maybe in need of medical help cause you are being over anxious i dunno
>>684458661
>line is smooth
Are you retarded?
>>684456875
These fat whales think they can have everything just by shoving pig lard down their throats and boasting about how beautiful their sweaty fat rolls are.
>>684459061
>implying anime have been shit lately
Kek
>>684457859
This nigga straight out of 1999. Would bestfriend.
>>684457919
What a turbofaggot.
>>684458880
i disliked all of his videos, just for you anon <3
>>684454135
Her belly looks like a huge köttbular
>>684455160
finished part 2
>>684455013
>I'm a girrrrrrl gamer
>>684458880
>harassing some child's video with under 50 views
No anon. You are the cringe.
>>684452884
i can smell her skin flaps from here
>>684459232
It has.
Much of it is the same cookie-cutter bullshit (worse than the Moe times) barely going beyond 12 or 13 episodes. I like anime tiddies just as much as the next guy, but I want true stories. I want the kind of shit I stayed up late at night well into the mornings in the early to late 90s and even early 2000s raving about.
Anime tiddies + random beams of light to censor nipples !== quality shows
>>684457574
>>684453638
if this isnt evidence for population control and planned breeding programs im not sure what is
>>684453750
>by shaham mclaurin
>shaham
Smh...
>>684456692
You said the same thing twice there
>>684454785
It's pretend confidence. They're all strong independent women until things get a little bit hard.
>>684457455
Doubtful. Sitting down implies standing up in the first place.
>>684459521
If you haven't already then you should watch "your lie in April " it's story ritch and lacks fanservicy bullshit that distracts from the story.
>>684460163
That show hit me right in the feels man
>>684459899
taxpayer money was probably used for this.
>>684459899
this can't be real
>>684457919
This is still the cringiest picture I see reposted. Fuck.
>>684460311
fuckin lold
>>684459725
>Smh...
>cringed
>>684460163
That's ANOTHER thing: the only decent anime around nowadays seem to be slice-of-life/romantic BS. I want it to be like it used to be: great, groundbreaking anime that was more varied. Giant robots, space-shit, fighting, etc...I mean, when was the last time anyone raved about a good martial arts anime that didn't involve monkey-boys fighting cat-gods?
It's time we make anime great again.
>>684454785
It's narcissism, plain and simple. They think their ideology and strength (physical/mental) is Superior to the non-sjw's
>>684456549
Why is there even a Wall-E forum
>>684460714
>I mean, when was the last time anyone raved about a good martial arts anime that didn't involve monkey-boys fighting cat-gods?
Do bisexual vampires count?
>>684458338
he have seen more rl pussy then me, and i think i look way better.
>>684458338
I don't know about this one, my ex wife and I would do this on occasion.
>>684453638
*With your hideous face, not your bare hands.
>>684460958
>bi-sexual vampires
We didn't have those in my day. If the characters were gay or whatever, you'd keep that for the hentai on VHS or a well-written HTML page.
SJWs have infiltrated our anime.
>>684453412
This is one of the most 2000's picture I've ever seen. If you never wore any of that you were a fag.
>>684461309
iirc, it's shooped.
>>684453412
I thought this was Andy Milonakis
>>684461309
It probably has a range of 2 inches
>>684453412
Good to see Andy Milinakis doin good these days
>>684461414
>We have achieved Transcringe, Captain. Structural integrity compromised.
>>684461351
Baggy cargo pants were my shit
>>684454135
God fuck, if she can waddle that ball of grease around there's no reason I can't walk around butt naked. I'da rather see an old man drag his balls through the floor than this.Fucking shit it's so bubbly, that's some fucking cloud displacement filter 3d shit.
>>684453509
alpha as fuck
>>684460975
Shoo shoo back to r9k tendie boy
>>684454464
No, this is >>684454135
>>684453750
The human race is a plague to this planet
>>684453412
Dude that's alpha as fuck
>>684461759
>>684457574
>Ladies.Take notes
every time
>>684454135
Don't think she's fat tbh. Although she should get that stomach tumor checked out.
>>684457032
Surprise, she is the meatball
>>684455160
What the fuck, an effron ? Isn't that an actor ?
>>684461834
kek
>>684455845
>posting Godfrey Elfwick, king of Twitter trolls, in a cringe thread
No, Anon, you are the cringe
>>684461414
Think outside the box is a rebus puzzle, but putting "outside" on the bumper sticker is redundant. They've changed the solution to Think Outside outside The Box.
>>684455938
If you think that face is pretty you need a fucking doctors appointment...looks like your average male fucking manchild still angry about the spics in his backyard
>>684453750
white person in front row. Top Zozzle
>>684460022
Naw man.
If you're fat, you're ugly (unless you're a baby, John Candy or Chris Farley)
But you can be ugly without being fat.
>>684455988
All of the sudden everyone is a David Bowie fan.
>>684454135
Has
Has she been eating rocks
>>684452884
Wheres hitler when you need him?
Gone before your time mein friend.
>>684461505
It's actually a WWII rifle that has been faggoted.
Check out this new cancer, makes me cringe to the point where I subscribed for more
https://youtu.be/ZY2XH_E-F0I
>>684461414
>you have to be real secure to be seen in a car like this
true
stickers on cars are disgusting
>>684462155
END ME! This right here made me want to kms
>>684461494
Screeching weasel is sick, one of my favorite bands
>>684461617
Source of anime, please?
>>684461494
wanna slap an 'idiot man-child' bumper sticker on there are see if he'd notice
>>684455013
Why?
>>684462155
Kill yourself anon for being so retarded
>>684459388
much love <3
>>684454135
Found her brother
>>684462428
Its obviously fake
>>684457574
Disgusting but that one comment is right her eye makeup looks pretty good
>>684453509
>>684462504
Wakarawachi no Suguri SEX suru
>>684456744
>HI, BILLY MAYSHERE!
>>684458880
this fucking kid man. Minecraft and slither.io.. fucking kill me
>>684454785
>murked
Hey there britbong
>>684456744
>ifunny watermark
Kill yourself faggot.
>>684462919
Always remember the brown pill anons
>>684459899
im an architect and this is making me cringe harder than anything before
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>>684459725
Did he take that picture with a calculator? What's with that quality?
>>684455456
>rapists and pedophiles are both more hated than trans
>rapists and pedophiles can't rape
Good news everyone.
>>684455013
This is what we tried to prevent by disconnecting the second controler when our siblings came by
Also lost
>>684460714
one punch man?
>>684461822
anyone got the uncensored one?
>>684462919
holy fucking shit
>>684453412
Oh no, I owned that shirt like a decade ago....
>>684462428
it's probably fake but still
>>684461747
lord
I think the greatest bane in humankind is Political Correctness this will lead to the perdition of our species. We evolved not because we accepted every kind of species but because we accepted the stronger ones.
>>684462031
>please save me from this horror
>sweet jesus pls
>>684459521
>using called "draw distance" to compare. smh.
>>684462207
true. the same when lemmy died.
>>684456945
Did you guys just make me watch the ring?
>>684453509
Why is she nicknamed as "Death Star"?
Maybe its some hamplanet and the dude is just trying to avoid her or something
>>684453638
why does the text look like it was written in MS Paint?
>>684454135
theres people out there who thinks this is normal, theyd rather not try and make a difference for themselves cause theyre lazy. so fat acceptance is there way of making them feel better about urself
>>684456549
Yes.Still fat.Still ugly.
And will not have sex until 35.Then to figure out how to get men interested become dominatrix on craigslist.
>>684463725
>>684455845
shes probably saying this after her 5th time reporting being raped to campus police
>>684452884
>>684453412
>>684453638
>>684454135
>>684456875
>>684457574
>>684457597
>>684463560
>>684453412
RIP Pre-9/11 America
>life was good back then
>>684463749
reading that gave me ocular cancer
>>684462649
>Wakarawachi no Suguri SEX suru
that was a lie :(
>>684455988
I can respect this
>>684461613
That lad's face on the right!
>>684464003
Good. Here is some more.
>>684461466
not shooped, it's real. but it's a Mitchell's mauser and they grind off non matching serial numbers and stamp their own on there, then add a bunch of waffenamts and sell them to people that don't know better as "original, numbers matching Mausers".
>>684462919
>apex predator
>most evolved being on the planet
>humans
>homo sapiens sapiens
>im ready for the void take us pls
>picrelated
>>684463894
at least he´s not fallin for it
>>684464060
Other anon is a dumbass, it's TSF watagamari hanoho no danachi
>>684457574
That is fucking horrid. I mean I understand people look like that but you don't fucking post nudes do you? How obnoxious.
>>684462031
this belongs in nightmares
>>684456549
Does this faggot have a sister exactly like him in the background picture?
>>684463851
i dont understand this, these people must be fucking brainswashed
>>684464346
i think thats him
>>684464076
My hero.
>>684453412
Is that the Singer of Korn
>>684464222
>>684464147
>>684464014
>>684463749
>>684463664
Please tell me these are fake
>>684458436
Cringe thread, not YLYL. If so, lost hard
>>684456485
lol Kasper Andersen is the name, he's danish boiz, looks like a massive faggot to me
>>684462294
>kek
>"an internet warrior"
>inb4 an hero
>>684461759
>being such a fedorafag that you actually get the word fedora tattooed on you
>>684459094
I like to believe most of us have thick moments like this, where some girl wants to do stuff with you but we tell them why we can't and then notice it maybe days/weeks/months later and drink for it
>>684463609
she might be one of those people who ruins everything, so the guy gave her a nickname
>>684464222
I didn't understand a word of that. Can anyone translate into English?
>>684461414
What is it with americans and putting stickers on their cars?
