If you have to live in the Islamic State OR in North-Korea, what would you chose and why?
Is
Because I'm Muslim
Obviously best Korea, fucking sand niggers and their religion bullshit fuck them pig fuckers.
>>684326698
just dont blow things out of proportion would you?
>>684326524
IS and try to escape or atleast blow them up
>>684326698
nice bait btw
>>684326878
Don't worry I know the proportions will blow your mind
North Korea cause as long as you suck the leader's dick you're ok.
I feel like there is a lot chaotic shit going on in islamic states, stare at girls ankles? beheaded. forgot to praise allah? stoned to dead. eat a cookie? balls ripped out.
That and the possibility that you're minding your own business, go into a shop for a nice tea and boom! suicide bomber right out of fucking nowhere.
IS because I'm too lazy to shave.
Huh... on a serious note. Probably North Korea sure it sucks there, no electricity, no food, freezing cold in the winter... I could at least scrape by some shitty living. Plus I hate sand and humidity and the threat of a US drone coming in to blow up my mud hut doesn't sound fun. Plus I'd rather fuck a gook than a arab.
>>684327026
this
>>684327026
not to mention sharia law is pure bullshit "Oh you're out having fun? We'll fuck you cause its impeding my religious freedom!"
North Korea, I like Kim's haircut
North Korea is crazy but they pretend to be normal, so the experience will be closer to normal. ISIS land is like the wild fuckin west - just pure chaos and retardation
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>>684327891
North Korea. Weed is legal there and if you fly with Air Koryo, they sometimes let you sit in the ball turret.
>>684326524
North Korea, because the bottom pic is actually from China and things like that wouldn't happen in North Korea.
>>684327685
More?
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>>684328065
...I don't think that last bit is true. Since when do North Koreans have functioning aircraft?
North Kroa.
Tfw if you're loyal to the state, and work hard qt3.14 asian gf will be pressured into marrying you and regularly sucking you off.
IS because of the sweet ass nasheed music, hot weather and 72 virgins after death.
>>684328238
I've been looking for this gook for a while I wish I had more.
>>684326524
IS. Slaves are completely legal, as long as they are of a different religion, and I could pose as an extremist fairly easily
>>684326524
NK
i love dem asian girls
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>>684328210
> things like that wouldn't happen in North Korea
My dude...
North Korea, best Korea
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>>684328787
Props to this nigga using crayons
>>684326524
Islamic state because I have a bigger chance of escaping.
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>>684326524
IS has better video resolution.
>>684326524
LOL Idiot. I'd choose the US.
They don't execute or incarcerate ppl in the US, stupid.
>>684326698
But are you the RIGHT kind of Muslim?
>>684328682
wtf i had a boner before that
>>684328986
Thanks.
I'm a girl, btw.
>>684327026
>eat a cookie? balls ripped out.
kek
>>684327213
I'm pretty sure you can have a beard in North Korea...
ISIS cuz then you can join them, North Korea you're fucked no matter what.
>>684329311
2/2
Too bad these dumb sluts couldn't line up in the same order.
>>684329212
tits or gtfo
I don't know. Sand people smell weird as fuck. On the other hand koreans are some shifty bastards for sure. North korea i might be able to meet Dennis Rodman though? I'll go korea i guess.
1/4
http://pixvenue.com/gallery/
>>684326524
ISIS, because they'd be easier to escape and rebel against.
Plus, if you die doing either, you can do so while ripping and tearing some Islamist guts.
>>684327428
pretty much this, and if you play a "yes man" u live decently in north korea
>>684329082
um actually the US does execute people. plus they have the highest incarceration rate on earth. 5000 times higher than North Korea, and Millions of times higher than ISIS (Isis only has like 50 prisoners, they execute every prisoner).
I ASKED FOR YOUR WORTHLESS OPINIONS AND NOT FOR FUCKING NUDES FROM RANDOME WHORES
AND WHO THE FUCK DRAWS SHIT LIKE THAT??
>>684330027
I don't think North Korea considered people in labor camps to be incarcerated because they are doing their service to the state.
>>684330027
That's not how a rate works. It's per capita, so no the USA does not have an incarceration rate "millions" of times larger.
>>684330027
*Citation needed
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>>684329134
there is no right kind, the religion is homophobic and misogynistic. Im all for SJW cuck hate but fuck even considering this dark age religion has any place in the modern age.
No right kind of backward sandnigger faggotry
>>684330186
Got them off your dad's tumblr
>>684326524
North Korea. Just praise the politicle system and join the military and eventuly become a elite with a luxery life in pyong yang. Because being a muslim and praising everything in the koran in a muslim country youl still have to deal with suicide bombers, rebels, foreign military and stupid arabs
North Korea, because IS is full of retards and shits
>>684330027
True but for NK or Isis, why would you need to jail a dude for whatever instead ofjust killing them? All of a sudden prison isn't so bad, huh?
>>684329933
Moar
>>684329212
These oc?
>>684326524
That bottom pick is not korea. That was a execution by the chinese government.
Their crimes were drug trafficking amd drug abuse, punishable by death
Weed is legal and grows wildly in north korea. Also bowing to a statue of the kims is better than knealing on a carpet with another guy infront of you with his ass in your face
>>684326524
north korea probably
At least they are closer to a first world country, just with a fucked up government and backwards thoughts
Islamic states are like living in a shit hole where you get stoned to death for wearing jeans
>>684330598
>luxury life in Pyong Yang
>electricity 6 hours everyday
>no internet
>tiny fucking cold houses
Lel
>>684326524
Islamic state. Because theres still non muslim politics in london
>>684326524
>Implying there is anything wrong with living in Best Korea
>>684330888
Da faq.
That's on busy road, right next to the ferry building in S.F.
>>684329366
Join the north korean military
Islamic state, you would need a gun though to be safe from sand niggers.
kill one steal their gun
recruit people
become unstoppable
whats the difference, youre fucked in both situations
>>684330027
The guy you were replying to wasn't serious!!!!!!!!! Satire!!!!!! Irony!!!!! Are you that autistic??!!?!
>>684328358
You're delusional.
If i had the choice to choose wich islamic state then sure id proboly choose lebanon. But if i have to live in a insertcountryhereSTAN country full of suicidr bombers than id live in NK for sure. Im white so they would proboly let me live in the nice tourist part pyongyang in exchange for feeding propoganda to foreigners
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>>684329854
She's nice, but the haircut is not.
>>684326524
In North Korea the women are all starved for adult sized penis so i'd be the cock king
North Korea
They're at least socialist
>>684326524
The bottom picture is from China.
>>684331094
North korea isnt dirt poor, just the civilians are. Workers party officials are living it the fuck up
IS so I can marry a 10yo
>>684326524
Can I join the revolutionary underground in North Korea?
>>684331099
That has got to be a Abby Winters meeting
>>684326524
Korea hands down.
Koreans are predictable, Mudslimes are not.
>>684328065
They also dish out meth the way Americans drink coffee
>>684332256
How high can they live it with 1 inch penises
>>684332808
You think of dicks alot dontchya
>>684326524
best korea
>they value western education.
>they are cruel, but predictable.
>they understand even someone who disagree can be helpful to them
>they can be negotiated with, dont break rules and neither will they
IS
>they fear education like the church in the dark age
>they are unpredictable and sometimes just cruel to be edgy
>most of them dont even plan their moves beyond the next few days
>they can be traded with, but if they think they can fuck you over they might try
i guess its korea then
>>684332959
Only about how the women of Asia live sad lives with out access to life liberty sexual happiness and big fat cocks
>>684333228
You're delusional if you think you can "negotiate" with North Korean officials on an individual level.
>>684331164
It's san francisco. If you try to stop them, they will sue you for opression, mysogeny and rape.
>>684333228
i left out some common factors
>food is shit and availability of consumer goods is unstable
>the value of foreign currency greatly depends on your current circumstances
>suddendeath for random reasons always possible
>there are no safezones
>you fuck with the regime, you get recked
>retarded fucking rules you have to follow in public just to not enrage the authorities
>pretty difficult to "just fuck" random women
>>684333568
every NK official who isnt at the top of the food chain also just wants to avoid running into trouble / gulag. they will avoid anything that could make others question their loyalty to the regime. they will do that at a significant cost, but beyond that limitation, they are as corrupt as it gets.
>>684333228
North Korea, best Korea!
>>684326736
Don't beat about the bush, say how you are feeling about muslims...
>>684331099
duidelijk uit nederland. waar is dit?
>>684335913
Make that a Unicorn and it is perfect
Lil Kim was born in the Unicorn Cave
>>684330052
dutch girls again
>>684327685
You can do it when you B&Q it...
>>684329331
wrong, they even have government regulated hair cuts
>>684326524
North Korea, even though it's shit, I wouldn't get executed because I'm an infidel... Probably. North Koreans also still are a culture. Sandnigger mudslimes are savages bent on destroying civilization as we know it.
>>684326524
Islamic State, at least i will have some fun with my slave wife
>>684329933
What kind of phone is it?
>>684331221
it is a privilege not an option
>>684326524
North Korea. Fuck Islam
>>684337427
Things are much more fucked up in North Korea, you may be arrested until for not being happy enough.
>>684338780
would I be arrested for having a big American penis
N Korea because it at least looks good on the surface.
>>684326524
It's really a choice between a chaotic evil and a lawful evil. I'd rather go with the lawful evil.
>>684340139
Which one has the Succubi
>>684339326
i don't know, but you can be arrested by folding a newspaper with a picture of the glorious leader, for not having a picture frame of the supreme leader in home, and for not cleaned the picture frame of the supreme leader (you have to clean at least once a day).
>>684340365
chaotic evil.
