If you have to live in the Islamic State OR in North-Korea, what would you chose and why?
North Korea cause as long as you suck the leader's dick you're ok.
I feel like there is a lot chaotic shit going on in islamic states, stare at girls ankles? beheaded. forgot to praise allah? stoned to dead. eat a cookie? balls ripped out.
That and the possibility that you're minding your own business, go into a shop for a nice tea and boom! suicide bomber right out of fucking nowhere.
Huh... on a serious note. Probably North Korea sure it sucks there, no electricity, no food, freezing cold in the winter... I could at least scrape by some shitty living. Plus I hate sand and humidity and the threat of a US drone coming in to blow up my mud hut doesn't sound fun. Plus I'd rather fuck a gook than a arab.
North Korea. Weed is legal there and if you fly with Air Koryo, they sometimes let you sit in the ball turret.
I've been looking for this gook for a while I wish I had more.
LOL Idiot. I'd choose the US.
They don't execute or incarcerate ppl in the US, stupid.
Too bad these dumb sluts couldn't line up in the same order.
I don't know. Sand people smell weird as fuck. On the other hand koreans are some shifty bastards for sure. North korea i might be able to meet Dennis Rodman though? I'll go korea i guess.
ISIS, because they'd be easier to escape and rebel against.
Plus, if you die doing either, you can do so while ripping and tearing some Islamist guts.
um actually the US does execute people. plus they have the highest incarceration rate on earth. 5000 times higher than North Korea, and Millions of times higher than ISIS (Isis only has like 50 prisoners, they execute every prisoner).
there is no right kind, the religion is homophobic and misogynistic. Im all for SJW cuck hate but fuck even considering this dark age religion has any place in the modern age.
No right kind of backward sandnigger faggotry
North Korea. Just praise the politicle system and join the military and eventuly become a elite with a luxery life in pyong yang. Because being a muslim and praising everything in the koran in a muslim country youl still have to deal with suicide bombers, rebels, foreign military and stupid arabs
north korea probably
At least they are closer to a first world country, just with a fucked up government and backwards thoughts
Islamic states are like living in a shit hole where you get stoned to death for wearing jeans
If i had the choice to choose wich islamic state then sure id proboly choose lebanon. But if i have to live in a insertcountryhereSTAN country full of suicidr bombers than id live in NK for sure. Im white so they would proboly let me live in the nice tourist part pyongyang in exchange for feeding propoganda to foreigners
>they value western education.
>they are cruel, but predictable.
>they understand even someone who disagree can be helpful to them
>they can be negotiated with, dont break rules and neither will they
>they fear education like the church in the dark age
>they are unpredictable and sometimes just cruel to be edgy
>most of them dont even plan their moves beyond the next few days
>they can be traded with, but if they think they can fuck you over they might try
i guess its korea then
i left out some common factors
>food is shit and availability of consumer goods is unstable
>the value of foreign currency greatly depends on your current circumstances
>suddendeath for random reasons always possible
>there are no safezones
>you fuck with the regime, you get recked
>retarded fucking rules you have to follow in public just to not enrage the authorities
>pretty difficult to "just fuck" random women
every NK official who isnt at the top of the food chain also just wants to avoid running into trouble / gulag. they will avoid anything that could make others question their loyalty to the regime. they will do that at a significant cost, but beyond that limitation, they are as corrupt as it gets.
North Korea, even though it's shit, I wouldn't get executed because I'm an infidel... Probably. North Koreans also still are a culture. Sandnigger mudslimes are savages bent on destroying civilization as we know it.
Islamic State, at least i will have some fun with my slave wife
would I be arrested for having a big American penis
It's really a choice between a chaotic evil and a lawful evil. I'd rather go with the lawful evil.
i don't know, but you can be arrested by folding a newspaper with a picture of the glorious leader, for not having a picture frame of the supreme leader in home, and for not cleaned the picture frame of the supreme leader (you have to clean at least once a day).