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Trips decide what I tell my crush
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>>684310170
allahu snackbar
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>>684310170
You're alright , don't go to school tomorrow
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Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
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>>684310170
I value you as a friend.
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>>684310275
OP here. I'm fucking rollin for that
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I'm a weak little faggot who asked a website what to say to you, based on a roll of the proverbial dice.
This is what I got.
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>>684310493
Roll
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>>68431017

I'm gonna kill, eat and rape you but not in that order
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>>684310170
>684310170
Hey, I like you. Lets go for lunch on Wednesday? I know a great place.
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>>684310493

rollan for this
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you will always be my best friend
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>>684310493
This is perfect
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>>684310170
Come over and eat the crusty shit out of my arse crack
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>>684310604
you don't need trips. This is an actual decent one.

>>684310493
This is true as well. Come on, man. Just talk to her. Chicks dig confidence.
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>>684310868
so fucking close
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>>684310170
im in love with your dad
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>>684310873
small problem.. She already knows I like her
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"Listen, Jennifer, I am deeply, madly, in love with you. I know you may not like me. But there is hope, hope that keeps me awake at night, that you may like me back. I want nothing more on this planet than to be with you. I care about you immensely. I will carry your heart with me, I am never without it."
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uhm no ask for fucking nudes you bitch
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how much will $10 get me
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>>684310170
wanna fuck?
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Netflix and chill?
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>>684311105
DING DING DING, OOST RESULTS OP
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you ever seen a micropenis........would you like to?
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>>684311105
WINRAR
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>>684310493
This.
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>>684311105
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>>684310170
Hey, I really don't know how to say this but here goes... I think you're the cutest girl ever. Will you suck my dick?
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hey got a question........do you have any nudes of your mom?
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>>684311401
>>684311549
learn what trips are
rolling for "hey, you seem like a great person and i'd like to get to know you more, can i take you out to dinner?"
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do you like dogs?
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I want to crush your puss.
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How many fingers can you fit in your ass RIGHT NOW?
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yo baby yo baby yo.....you ever had your pussy ate buy a fat kid in a coat ?
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>>684311869
This
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ill eat your ass like a nigger eats chicken at a all you cant eat KFC
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Kill yourself slut
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HahHa gib poosay
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>>684311073
How does she feel about it?
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>>684310170

Tell him the truth. Tell him that you love him in ways that only a submissive can understand and that you want to be his personal cum dumpster for as long as he will have you.
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I'm gonna sell you to nigger cocks tomorrow, meet up at my house.
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I like big black cocks.
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>>684312222

wasted on feels.
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>>684312222
SWEET QUADS M8
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I'm gay
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>>684312222
Think she hates me but acts like she doesn't
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>>684312329
roll
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dirty slut im going to rape your pet
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"I'm dumping you, fuck you, you submissive little bitch with non-crunchy nipples and ugly pussyhead"
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>>684312553
No that's your mom.
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>>684312782
rollerino
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send her some damien rice's song
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>>684312905
Send her Rootless tree.
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I hate niggers and women. Don't go to school tomorrow. I still like you.
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>>684310170
I love you, sugar booger.
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>>684312553
Might not have much of a chance if you think she hates you, man. Does she hate you because you're a creep, or are you an asshole, or what?
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I think i have a crush on your friend
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>>684313079
Hates me because I've liked her for a long time and is annoyed by it
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i only date black chicks, fuck off
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Maybe you could suck me off some time?
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I've liked you for a while now, and I think you're really beautiful, so I wanted to ask you if you ever wanted to meet up, just to get to know each other better. I can understand if you don't want to.
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>>684312979
Roll
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can you come help me? im stuck inside my car and the keys are outside

(when she comes, give her a kiss on the cheek for her help)
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>>684312850
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>>684313257
How have you annoyed her with it?
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I love you...wanna fuck...
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Ill shiv you with my dick you dirty hoe, btw for real mom, i think we should tell dad about us.
And then in another one say ops sorry wrong person
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>>684314075
drunk calling her.. otherwise I don't know how I could have annoyed her
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call her a tit sucker in bowl of cum kissing fishes
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>>684314355
eh... you may not want to keep pestering her then. It might be okay if you ask something simple, like >>684310604

but don't go overboard. She's already annoyed.
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>>684314551
roll
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>>684314567
I'm sure it won't work but thanks anyway anon
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>>684314551
Roll
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>>684314730
No problem. post results if you act
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rid me all nite bb
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>>684314551
Winrar
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>>684310170
you'll have to speak to her in person and then flirt with her after that you ask her out or you'll be a fag forever
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>>684315812
reroll
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>>684315812
rereroll
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>>684310493
Keep rolling
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>>684310493

Rerolling for this.
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>>684310493
reroll
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>>684316121
so close
>>684310493
reroll
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I'm a filthy beaner
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I have a crush on you
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can i be your daddy
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>>684316121
Rolling for this.
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lemme put by tounguer in ur bummer
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>>684310493
reroll
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>>684310170
I've got $27.32 in a change jar. What will that get me?
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>>684316884

reroll x2
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>>684310493
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Why haven't we fucked yet?
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>>684310493

roll
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>>684310493
roll
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>>684310493

sudo apt-get install trips
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I've decided to let you go. Have a good life.
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>>684310493
Trops
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>>684317756

reroll.
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>>684317794
reroll
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>>684310493

trips ples
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send her this and say "you, me, let's make it happen"
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>>684317998
Close
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>>684317998

Fuck, so close.
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>>684310493
Rollo
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Send her this saying:
"Because im a massive faggot, i posted this on a site called '4chan' under the random section, otherwise known as "/b/" and the person who rolls trips, or otherwise known as the getting of 3 repeating digits labeled as your post number, followed by an image and caption would be rewarded by having said image and caption sent to my crush, you."
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>>684310493
Rr
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Hey, let's hangout.
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>>684318037
hopeful reroll
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>>684318037

Gonna roll for this. Curious to see the reaction...
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>>684318242
Rolling for this
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>>684317177
R
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>>684310493

Rollerino.
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Tell her you're gay and you want to experiment with her to see if your straight, works 60% of the time, every time
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>>684318037
1 more roll?
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let's fuck already
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>>684318409

Reroll
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Im pregnant
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>>684318242

Roll. Link her to this thread as well, OP.
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wat dat azz smell like?
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remember when your cat went missing? that was me
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>>684318685

reroll.
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>>684310170
hey do you know any good cafes around your area?

and when she replies like Lol there like all sorts around here like x and y and z? why u ask?

then you go, So which one am i taking you too?
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>>684310493

Link her to the thread as well, OP.
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>>684318037
sauce
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>>684318946

Re
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Hey
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>>684318946

roll4this
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Okay, you're really cool to hang out with. I've got this unique interest. It's like 50 shades of gray but hotter. I cannot be aroused unless someone sticks a cucumber in my butthole and then has sex with the other end. I really like you, and I hope you'll consider doing me this favor.
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>>684318844
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"Have you ever been to India?"
"No, why?"
"Get this indica"
Then send unwanted dick pic.
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>>684319228
reroll
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>>684319228

Rolling for this.
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>>684319228

roolll
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Hi
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>>684319228
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>>68431935
India*
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>>684319228

/trips
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>>684319228
roll
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>>684319778
fuck
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>>684319228

re-re roll.
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>>684319885

re-re-re roll.
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>>684319228
quads and you do it anyway
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On the topic of crushes

>know a girl for a while
>always had a flirty relationship, to the point where we were as close to dating as you could get without actually sealing the deal
>always wanted to fuck but at the time both were virgins and neither wanted to really take it there
>eventually we moved to different cities for college but still kept a light correspondence
>she's back home for the summer, i'm only an hour and a half away and I have my own place
>she's expressed interest in coming to visit

Now here's where it gets a little tricky

>know she's still a virgin (I am not anymore)
>she wants to lose it
>she'd def be dtf with me but only if it was "right"
>(we share a very close mutual friend, in fact she is closer to the friend than I am, which is how why I know this info and trust the source)
>can't just make some moves due to the nature of our relationship, it' be weird and is likely won't work

How to get her in the mood? I was thinking of trying some aphrodisiacs or something, I really just need something to tip her in the right direction and the rest should work itself out.
Also hopeful that I can gf her from this, since a lot of girls become attached to the first guy they fuck, and of all the women I've met she's the only one I've actually enjoyed enough to keep a steady stream of conversation and enjoyment for (very) prolonged periods of time.
And because I've known her for so long I have a good idea of what she likes, so I'm fairly confident I can give her some pretty good sex, especially if she's never had it before.


tl;dr How to get her in the mood, if I can just get her a bit horny the rest will be history.
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>>684319031
idk it's been floating around the internet for years. probably somebody's fic pasta
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>>684312208
shut your whore mouth before I shut it with my cock
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>>684320023
No. only trips
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>>684312208
>>684320178

Either of these.
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>>684319228
another goddamn reroll for this
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Puto el q lo lea
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>>684320045
stop being 12
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>>684319228
still rolling for this
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nigger
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gimme yo used tampons so i can make dracular tea baby.
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send her this
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>>684310493

Final roll for this so we can all just go home.

This thread's getting boring...
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>>684320735

Well, we're all fucking stuck here.
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>>684310493

rohl.
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Okay, you're really cool to hang out with. I've got this unique interest. It's like 50 shades of gray but hotter. I cannot be aroused unless someone sticks a cucumber in my butthole and then has sex with the other end. I really like you, and I hope you'll consider doing me this favor.
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>>684310493
Roll
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>>684320993

Why copy/paste it?

Also roll.
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>>684310170
I eat ass
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>>684310493

Moot, you little shit, give me trips.
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>>684310493
rolling 4 dis
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>>684321297

This proves that Moot fucking hates everyone on /b/.
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>>684320993
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I used to stick my penis inside my dog anus when I was a kid.
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>>684320993
>>684319228
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>>684319228
rolling for this
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>>684314567

This. If trips, don't bother talking to her and move on with your life.
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>>684321772
>>684321665
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>684319228
>>684320993
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>>684321795

roll
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>>684321955

reroll
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>>684320993
this this roll roll
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>>684319778
>>684321665
>>684321887
mods why do you torture me
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>>684310170


"Aye bb grl, suck me peens"
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>>684310493

Trips gett?
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>>684310493

WINRAR.
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>>684322578

Nope.
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Why havent we fucked yet?

Even if its not trips dont be a pussy and send this anyway
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>>684321633
reroll
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"I'm going to kill myself"
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>>684322494

Holy shit, if I get trips, it's for you, you poor soul...
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Why no trips yet?
"I have a confession to make. I am a lesbian demiqueer transgender woman. It has been very hard keeping to myself, but it feels so natural to tell you. I will cut off my penis and send it to you as a peace offering."
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>>684322869

reroll.
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>>684319228
roll
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i like u
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sage
sage
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>>684322851
I've already done that. Glad I passed out before I did it
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>>684322937

roll.
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WHERE ARE THE FUCKING TRIPS HIRO MODS WTF
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>>684322937

Rolling for this.
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>>684310493
Rrrrrrollerino
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nigger
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>>684310170
I like you. Thoughts?
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>>684310493

ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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9"
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>>684319228
rollss
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>>684310170
Top Kesh
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tell her to fuck off
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>>684319228
rolllll
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>>684310493

†яїρş ḠΣ†
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>>684319228
trips NAO
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This thread is officially the thread where you can't have trips
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>>684310493

şÅ†∀пї†ℜїρ$
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>>684323992

re
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I sold my ass for crack
And you will too
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4chan is full of shit and i am a tremendous faggot
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>>684323923
OP agrees
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>>684310493

wget
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ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli
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Roses are Red
Violets are blue
I want to chop you up
And munch on you <insert poop emoj>
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I have autism, will you take care of me?
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>>684319228
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>>684324334
lel
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I like being a cuck
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roses are red
violets are blue
you are a candy-ass
and a roody-poo
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Roses are blue
Violets are red
Can I please come over
So you can give me some head
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Do you like me?
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Roses are green
Violets are black
Can I come over
And jizz in your crack
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Rhyming is for squares
Why haven't we fucked yet?
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/thread I have already killed op and his bitch
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roses are red
violets are blue
oh god I'm so alone
help
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Roses are white
Violets are grey
I have a secret
And it's that I'm really gay
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i want to eat your ass, so i can move on to yourt mother
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>>684310170
That's in pretty good shape for an iPhone 5.
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>>684310493
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Roses are red
My names really jack
Is it true what I heard
That your dad was really black
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>>684319228
roll. OP you still here? post this win
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>>684324868
This faggot omg we will find it
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>>684324918
>newfaggot influx from reddit still pretending anything but the last digits count
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>>684325000
DO IT DO IT DO IT
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roses are red
violets are blue
please save me from my crippling self-doubt
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>>684325000
WINNER
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"Hey"
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>>684325000
I'll post when she answers
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>>684310170
My anus yearns for you.
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>>684310170
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>>684325000
ez winrar
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Roses are gay
Violets are not
I love to colour with crayons
I've covered in snot
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>>684325000
FINALLY
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Tell him "You've got a penis, I have a penis...see where I am going with this?"
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Rip op
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>>684325000
OP you prancing faggot you better deliver or I will come to your house and shit in your AC vents
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>>684310493
ROLL
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>>684310170
"Who's this 4chan?"
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Guys... She's not answering
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>>684326457
post proof
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>>684326457
post a pic of your phone with the text you sent, with timestamp
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>>684312722
dubs
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>>684326444
unnoticed trips
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>>684326577
Translated to my native language
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>>684317177
Winrar
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>>684327085
good job OP
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>>684327085

Seems legit. Facebook Messenger, huh?
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>>684327290
Yes sir
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>>684326995
I cri evritiem
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>>684325000
OP Deliver
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Update:
She has seen the message
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Tell her from now on your a gay boy n your coming out to her
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Well.. sorry boys. Not getting a response from her
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bumpo
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>>684327085
Good luck!
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>>684328848
Bump, we need time crush is fapping
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>>684329176
kek
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maybe she went to the store to get a cucumber
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