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>claim waifu
>discuss
>rules
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EVGR6rSu0c
Dio-sama...
claim
Megumin claimed~
Kud Claim!
>Infinite spins edition
>>684298731
Aww, you're too nice. What's the most exciting thing you did today Kagami?
>>684298790
Megumin~
Green is not your color.
Eu claimed~
Obligatory claim.
>>684299631
claimed
>megumin's the cutest
>>684298725
i did!!! and i almost got a piece of wood!! kek
>>684298790
some tea, and some rice, and granola bars!!!!
not too much
>>684298792
hello shinoa!!! how's being a free man feel like???
This is why i hate you.
Tsuzu says Hi.
>>684299698
21st Century Schizoid man was the first classic rock song I ever heard. Found the album in my dad's vinyl collection and wanted to listen to it.
Changed the rest of my life, man
>>684300002
Love ya too, Teamaster.
>>684300066
Erm, okay.
Heyo, Hats.
>>684299631
Onodera claimed.
Anyone else who wants their waifu to be added~?
>>684300066
<3 HATS
>>684300066
Just hi?
>>684299996
Plenty of game playing and free time lol. Getting some more sleep I hope?
>>684300135
Breast friend.
>>684299781
Nice.
>>684300293
I love you, Eu :3
>>684300066
Well hello there.
>>684299996
What would you use the wood for?
>>684299864
Kud~
>>684299996
Nice~ I freaking love granola bars~!
QOTT: tell me, do you bleed?
You will!
>>684300260
Sanya the cutest~
>>684300404
Eu loves you too, friend~
>>684300503
meme..
Bored.
>>684300163
Hello Hand-san.
>>684300260
Hello Sanya.
>>684300299
Chen-chan! It's very nice to see you!
>>684300311
Are you asking me out?
>>684300423
Hello Kyoko-chan. Nice to see you.
KanColle keeps trying to give me the salt..
>>684300432
i-i wasn't trying to get it lol
a car ran it over and it almost got sent through my windshield kek
>>684300465
they're delicious!! and peanut butter too
>>684300503
>>684300066
Syndra says kys
but Hi
>>684300163
>angry teacup rattling
>>684300586
Then do your homework
Akiko claimed
My family is going to make me watch fucking EUROVISIONSONGFEST with them
>mrw
JUST
>>684300372
Booby Brother.
>>684300662
>peanut butter too
Kagami... Why?
>
>Fubuki claimed
Good evening /waifu/, how are you doing tonight?
>hugs for all
>>684300503
I like where this is going
>>684300610
It's nice to see you too
Please don't go out with someone else or I'll become jealous.
How are you?
>>684300533
So sweet
>>684300720
>Eurovision
That shit stopped being relevant long ago, you can predict a good percentage of the votes using geopolitics and experience.
>>684300610
If you will give me a positive answer yes. How was yesterday for you?
>>684300805
w-what??? you don't like peanut butter granola bars???
>i got regular ones too!!!
>>684300851
>
Armello is pretty entertaining
>>684300503
yes all over the place
>>684300821
Hi Buki, doing good, what about you qt?
>>684300610
>KanColle keeps trying to give me the salt..
It always does, that's the purpose of it's existence.
>>684300503
>>684300293
It's so glorious! Thanks Eu
>>684300465
I want to wear Megumi's hat
>>684300720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb3_e4ZZWuQ
>>684300821
It's only afternoon here!
>hugs
I'll fucking put my dick in the owl.
Lurking
Ako claim
Anyone else who pee in the sink aswell?
>>684300533
>Sanya the cutest~
indubitably~
>>684300906
I know, it's boring as shit, the music sucks and they drag it out way too long
There's not enough mead in the world
>mrw they want to watch it all
FUCK
>>684300752
How are you?
>>684300670
Hi babe.
>>684300662
Glad you are here too, Kagami.
>>684300586
Hi Tats!
>>684300533
Hi Eu! Long time no see.
>>684300135
Moo
>>684300907
So you're like that.. Greek guy?
I forgot, It was 2500 years ago or so.
>do you wish to negotiate peace in an official capacity or private?
>if we succeed official. If we fail: private.
It was fine. Had some more stuff happen today.
>>684301017
Don't you even get me started on the weird shit they pull of
It's cringey from start to finish and it'll take more then 2 hours of agony
MY
>>684301222
Trips confirm, Sanya is now the cutest~!
>>684301297
Hello friend~
It has been a while indeed, how have you been~?
>>684300931
Regular ones with plenty of almonds are the best~!
>dat pic
>
>>684301017
Megumin's hat is waifu material on it's own~
>>684301245
>mrw they want to watch it all
I feel sorry for you. Here, take a song from Eurovision that was actually good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAh9NRGNhUU
>>684300670
syndra why all the h8 m8
>>684300965
I really, really like this image. That Shimakaze outfit hnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
>>684301371
I think I've seen a total of two songs from it, the one I linked and then one last year. And that's literally all I ever need to watch of it again.
That must be how people feel when I try to get them to watch sports with me.
>>684301510
you're not wrong about that.
>>684300670
>soft pats for the loving and adorable Teamaster
>>684301297
How are you doing?
>>684300255
My day has been ruined.
>>684300662
Oh right... those kind of things are so dangerous and scary.
>>684300965
Noice.
>>684301297
Either im like that greek guy or just an idiot, being like a greek guy that lived thousands of years ago sounds better. Great to know you're having a good time and still make the effort to pass here! Wish I could bake this with you.
>>684301647
Here, have it
>>684300965
Can't complain had a nice day and now enjoying my weekend.
>>684301017
Time difference in a nutshell. 9pm here
Shiki claimed
>>684301510
i've failed you!!!
i have almond ones, but im running low!!
>dat pic!!!
>>684301825
>>684301647
lucky dog you!
>>684301106
Do it
Thats your homework
>>684301297
>babe
No.
>>684301607
Because everyone else is lacking it.
>>684301738
...
>>684301647
Thank you cute friendo, it just means you have good taste.
Your pics are all cute too, Kud gives me diabetes.
>>684301780
Noice x2.
>>684301756
Kek
>>684300821
Hello
>>684300720
Oh my~
>>684301988
Noice x3.
>>684301780
yeah...i hate when people leave 2x4's on the road...and bricks lol
>>684301984
yeah balance it out i got yah would like to be a bit meaner considering who my waifu is
>>684301825
Oooooh! I feel so lucky!
>>684301988
Kyouko was always my favorite from PMM too.
>>684302106
Noice X4
>>684301915
Jealous Kagami? You get Megumi all to yourself anyway, I just want the hat.
>>684301371
Hello Peaches!
>>684301482
Quite well, but I've been so busy lately it's been hard to come by often..
>>684301738
Just came back from eating pizza at an italian restaurant.. so good!
Hot pizza, though.
>>684301780
Homura is one of the better fits for this costume... although she can probably handle most of them.
Being a Greek guy remembered thousands of years after his death (and possibly for millenia more) certainly isn't so bad...
but I have to decline obviously.
>>684301984
Hi... acquaintance.
>>684301988
I ate pizza with the Italian I hope you're proud of me.
>>684301756
There are places you shouldn't go. At least not with your avatar.
>>684302542
a little....but you're right, megumin can get another hat, but i can't get another megumin!!!!
>>684302615
That's okay friend~
Come by when ever you have time, we're always here for you~
>>684301567
Thanks
>>684301647
It's horrible, everyone tries to be edgy and new but it's just 100% cringe and something completely undeserving will win because of politics
SHIT
>>684301984
>pats more
>>684302615
Nice, glad you ate well, buddy.
>>684302284
Driving a car behind those logging trucks is spooky as well.
>>684302542
Noice x5.
>>684302615
As long as the cosplay doesn't require her to put socks in her bra Homura can do it and look great!
Its ok, even if I want it I know its a bad idea. But 238 is enough to make me almost pass out.
this is a comfi group of people posting right now
>>684302615
>I ate pizza with the Italian I hope you're proud of me.
Good job, I'm proud.
>>684302542
>Kyouko was always my favorite from PMM too.
I love you.
>>684302996
Yui.
>>684303011
Maximum comfy.
>>684302023
Kill me fam, preferably alcohol poisoning
>>684302615
Hi, I wanna kill myself
UP
>>684302615
Tsuzu.
>>684302023
I don't find it funny.
>>684302685
I can see that now.
>>684302956
it is!!! i always hate when i get sandwiched between two!! it's the scariest....
>>684301281
Pretty good, nothing going on like always. How are you?
>>684301297
Mooo.
>>684301915
Speaking of almonds.. I don't have any left ;-;
>>684302542
But watch out with the hat: That's where an ancient curse is sealed. If the seal is ever damaged, it could lead to massive and utter destruction upon the wearer of the hat!
>>684302805
>
>>684303142
My power went out yesterday and I lost a ton of progress so I'm taking a break from coloring the thing.
>feelsbadman
im bored send halp im....thinking i dont like when im in the real world
>>684300720
>>684301245
>>684301371
>>684302907
>>684303085
Famous last words
kill me
>>684303099
That sounds unnerving as hell.
>>684303085
>I wanna kill myself
Whats wrong? You need to live at least 3 more weeks to see your game demo succeed.
>>684303181
shiiit....i still have some, i could mail 'em to you kek!
>>684302615
Getting there.
>>684302929
enough.
>>684300720
>>684301245
>>684301371
>>684302907
>>684303085
saw what you did there
>>684303488
>dat high res gif
>>684302841
Thank you, Eu! I try my best but I wish I could come more often.
>>684302956
This one is really good...
And stuffing her bra... it's better to adapt the costume.
>>684303078
It was really good, too!
>>684303085
I-is it still the family thing?
I've not had the chance to keep track of things well..
>>684303142
Moob Boob Boom
>>684303099
Not something I want to experience.
Debris on the road is pretty.. inconvenient, too.
>>684303412
Damn man that sucks, I know how that feels trust me.
Syndra is off to watch the Eurovision song contest rn. He won't be able to respond.
>>684303085
Banging your head on a rock might kill you before the alcohol poisoning does
>>684303094
Have to admit it's a good try. I've seen some others that were pretty close
>>684303431
I enjoy the real world. Got a hobby?
>>684303094
Hi Galko! Special post for you because I totally missed it!..
>>684303527
Never enough.
>>684303431
>>684302805
Me and hat-kun are an item now though
>>684302907
So it's just a big country-based meme-off?
>>684303085
Hello darkness, my old friend
>>684303078
Good taste is the spice of life.
>>684303181
Massive attack, destructoid, don't feed the seals...
I got it Megumin! I'm a responsible
>>684303433
it's not that bad though
I watch it sometimes.
>Karen
hi
woke up 5 minutes ago edition
>>684303705
Every day that passes its harder to wait to see her cosplaying as Tsuzu.
>>684304014
Morning!
>>684303433
kek have fun
>>684303996
do you get drunk before you watch it?
>>684303817
warhammer 40k and video games maybe ill plays some ds 3
>>684304063
it's 2:30 pm for me but whatever, i'm just glad i got 11 hours of sleep
>Shiro
>>684304014
Good morning, how are you doing today?
>fubuki
>>684304014
Heyo Shiro, hope you're doing good.
>>684303952
Indeed it is.
>>684303705
I'm glad you enjoyed it~
>>684303488
That won't be necessary~ Thanks for the offer!
I knew I could count on you~
>>684304014
Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening
>>684304184
>I knew I could count on you~
was meant for>>684303952
>>684303811
>Syndra is off to watch the Eurovision song contest
>Unironically watching the Eurovision song contest
Wew lad
>>684303790
Yeah.
>>684303817
>a good try
Not really.
>>684303823
It's fine. How have you been?
>>684304131
I don't drink desu
or any other kind of stimulant/depressant or whatever you call those
>>684303527
>>684304157
>>684304169
oh, well i plan on staying here all day and most of night, so i'm sure i'll do pretty good. how goes your days/nights friends?
>>684304363
how do you get through it then?
>>684303598
another anon made it!! he did a really good job!!!
how are you yui?
>>684303705
i hope you don't it's pretty spoopy, and yeah...it's really dangerous too
>>684304184
awwww, well ok lol, ill just eat some for you then kek
>>684304334
Without listening to any songs, take a guess for the winner.
>>684304014
So if Eurovision is about all of Europe, England, Germang, and Sweden will be playing arabic music?
>>684304151
Glad you got some sleep. It's hard to concentrate when you're tired.
>>684304264
>Ringing endorsement
>>684304014
Good afternoon Shiro
>>684304146
What games on ds?
>>684304335
Try is the key word lol. Can't blame the guy for limited styles at disposal
>>684303705
Yea it's with the mom and sis but I really don't feel like watching these cringelords compete to be the most untalented for 2+ hours straight
>>684303817
Someone remembers my greentext
>>684303952
> big country-based meme-off?
At it's core it's like the Olympics to promote relations but it's just untalented shits from every country "singing" about love and friendship and the scoring is the most politically biased thing in existance so it doesn't even fucking matter
>I've come to talk with you again
>>684303996
Fuck off Karen
>>684304131
Good thing I bought those bottles of mead
At least I can get drunk watching it
Miho claimed
Mobile sucks.
>>684304598
haha i meant dark souls 3 for pc sorry
>>684304516
Good, just got another Legendary on Hearthstone, now I have the two legendaries I wanted from the start after getting a shitty legendary.
How about you Kagami?
>>684304543
England with
"Al-Shaliah Allah Was-Bin-Attalah"
>kud
Tenryuu claimed
>>684304543
I haven't heard any, but I'll say Russia
>>684304598
I can blame him for deciding to make it in the first place.
>>684304451
I don't have much to do, laying on a couch and thinking about life
>>684304589
Nah Germany is going with ghost which is an English song.. "^^
>Atleast it's not that bad in particular but not a song that has a chance to win
>>684304487
the loud noises and flashing colors keep my attention
>>684304589
ان شاء الله
>>684304657
you deserve every fucking minute of it for those stupid small gifs you post
suffer
but really though some songs are nice
>>684304882
original tenryuu?
hi fuhrer
>>684304063
Don't guilt trip me!
>because it's working
>>684304169
I still feel pretty full. One of the rare times I'm not hungry upon seeing you!
>>684304335
Spending a lot of time with certain things.. way too busy. Also the right time to get my gardening done and everything..
but I've been well. Dindu nuffin.
>>684304516
I've seen that movie scene .gif with the tree trunk through the windshield.
>do not want
>>684304657
I've been hating it for a good while..
>>684304882
Hi Ten-chan!
>>684304969
I'm leaning towards France or Belgium. Alternatively pro-french/belgian sympathies is painted as racist.
>>684304762
Kek
>>684304758
nice!!! how hard is it to get legendaries in HS??
im doing okay! just a normal saturday!!!
>>684300293
>pls Eu
You and I never get on at the same time, so I could never ask Eu.
>>684304516
Eat them nuts!
>eheheh
>kill me
>>684304589
Now go do responsible things with a dangerous hat!
>>684305071
I'm always the original..somehow.
>>684305136
Ach, Namesynch hat der feine Herr jetzt auch. Na dann: Was geht?
>>684303811
>>684304334
>unironically watching Eurovision song contest
>watching Eurovision song contest
>unironically
Why do this to yourself Syndra?
