Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss.
Best Ass Goddess Waifuu Claimed!
>All of you are really cuties
Only relevant waifu claimed
Hey Red, it's been a while if I remember correctly
Ah, I see
Weren't you out or at school or something?
Oh man you're absolutely right, whenever I watch a really good movie I always end up listening the OST as well. It gives you that feeling like you're reliving the same story all over again
You know, I'm shocked I haven't seen this yet.
We must go before unwanted explosions kill the both of us
Doing fairly well.. I'm barely conscious right now tho~
Enslaving them was too tempting ;-;
I should've learnt from the 'muricans and just killed them instead!
Of course I'd remember! There's a lot of dumb people everywhere
>especially in Quebec :c
BRING ME TO LIFE
Neither could I! I'll make one up soon
You're a lot cuter aqua!
A few weeks at most. Been keeping myself busy. How're you?
that's good!! not the barely conscious thing lol, glad you're feeling a little bit better!!!
They're still on the page
Peaceful Solitude was the first one I heard and still my favorite, it's just the newer ones are all one genre.
Also that track is a classic.
I aint in here so im FREE!
Yeah its crazy when you have to work with the public
>Thats the sad part :'c
Not as cute as you!!
>That booty tho
Shitposting Shark claimed
yeah look here
x2 karen. one on the middle left and one on the right.
yeah went back to dorm but the rp and the speed of thread was going up so I just bailed.
I guess I'm doing this now though
I like this one
You really like hugs, don't you huggles?
claiming holo the wise wolf of yoitsu
Yes, yes! Where should we go?
Thats sweet Aqua!
>show me some of that booty
Yes! I love hugs so much!
>I love that nickname <3
Holy kek, that was my bad. I must have given Eu two of the same not knowing they were the same.
Good thing I'm too new to have my waifu in mass claimings.
only one waifu allowed per anon
really classy uniform you have there
yeah was asking if the other one is brazil
but what I dont get is that no way brazil and I are the only duplicates, right? other waifus have multiple claimers I think
still though, I'm definitely the ohayo one. and now we can show brazil we were thinking of him in his time of peril
>not the barely conscious thing
Yeah I'm feeling better when there's you!~
It's even crazier when you have to rescue dumbshits from an accident because they texting, drinking and driving at the same time!
Not as cute as Kagami tho
I heard Japan doesn't mind about explosions!
Fuck off Dio your shitposting is fucking horrible.
I dont even know why you come here still.
I sent it to Eu this morning. Or was it yesterday morning? Anyways, she has it and you'll get in there.
Yeah, you fucked up there
Genocide is always the answer. Name me one time in history genocide didn't solve the problem
I'm good now, tipsy and happy. Over at my mom's place so I don't gotta worry about not having money to buy food so that's nice? So what's been keeping you occupied these past weeks?
I like that song, it reminds me of better times
Well this playlist will keep me busy for a while, thanks for that. I always moved mixed genre music, my favorite was classical and dubstep. They have this very weird but fitting synergy going
I just kinda filter out RP but I get it can get boring especially during this time of the day. So where are you hanging out now?
Welcome back spicy wolf
Nothing tsundere about knowing that Dio is the only real quality waifu of these threads.
Yeah, I heard they're used to it! Let's go there!
Welcome back Juri! How'd it go?
Because it's not shitposting, this is Dio claiming.
So, do you have friends?
What do you like to do with them?
Aww staph it you are with that smug face!!
Hehe no prob c:
>just for you!
Hahahaha awww shit yeah thats sad...Like what are you even doing with your life when you're texting,drinking while driving?!? People are crazy nuts
>Jk I love messing around with them
It's literally the same thing
Recently saved enough money to secure a downpayment on a house. Been going through my options with a fine toothed comb, been toying around with trying to get a new promotional system implemented at work. That's about it.
Is it worth checking out? I don't have any money but hey, wishlists
fastest claim so far
Whew, sounds intense and time-consuming. Boy am I glad all I gotta do is focus on my studies. What's with that system you want at work? I don't think I understand very well
King of heroes claimed
All others are mongrel and/or fakers
It went well, I lost a set to a Super Platinum Birdie player, but ended up beating him on the rematch.
>He didn't want a 3rd set
>Tfw I'm climbing ladder with a placeholder and not my main
>Still waiting on these endless 3 months
>Life without your waifu isn't life at all
How've you been?
Shitposting would mean I would have an annoying and negative effect on these threads, how could Dio possibly be considered to have a negative effect on anything? He's so great.
I can't name one! You're right, I messed up bad!
They had the two biggest explosions in their cities! They can take ours
See ya in a few~
How are you today?
I know right!? Stupidity always amazes me.. How did we survive this long? kek
>thanks qt <3
Ah that's good!
>She'll be out soon, buddy. I'm excited for you to get her!
I've been good! Thanks for asking :)
Yeah! Let's go!
Well I'm off now. Cya all later!
Heyo, thanks for noticing me!
Hi Megu, I'm doing good, what about you?
You post the same shit every fucking time
>hurr durr dio is gret
>dio is the only real claim
>lolol inferior waifuss
See you around.
>You're quite brave to hug Juri
Hahaha you're damn right mah boi!
I don't even know...luck is the best answer I think kek!
>Awww you're welcome!
Take care and talk to you later!!
Im leaving too guys I got to go... :c
Talk to y'all talter!! Take care my cuties LOVE YA!<3
I try to give everyone nicknames based on they're known for on thread
Hang out, go do stuff like indoor trampoline, do research, vidya together, or I watch them smoke a bit and say no when passing a blunt to me
How you doing?
See ya later!
I'm just really tired, but I'm alright
We must be damn lucky kek
See ya later mah nigguh
Glad you agree~
>look at me
>I like jojo
>I'm so edgy
>it's me dio
>kill all the jojos
Something I had come up with while playing League of Faggotry. I hate the game, haven't liked it for years. But I still play it. Why? the little fucking virtual merit badge. I despise every minute I play, yet somehow going from Platinum 2 to Platinum 1 makes the suffering worth it. I gain nothing from it but the little virtual badge, and the bragging rights.
In the context of my job, I'd like to implement a vaguely similar system. Each position has 'tiers' which gradually increase based on performance. I already pay $500 out of pocket to the highest performing employee at the start of every month, which works well to promote competitiveness and great efficiency.
I would like to expand upon it though. It's missing the bragging rights aspect. Not to mention our current system of promotions is totally fucked. Unless you're store manager, or assistant manager, the title of manager is meaningless. My assistant manager's assistant managers, assistant manager has an assistant manager. It's ridiculous.
Say a new emplyee joins as a stocker. He would start as "Shelf Stocker Tier 0" or whatever. If he performs well, and gets employee of the month, he receives the $500 a month bonus, a permanent increase to his hourly wage by $0.20, and moves up to "Shelf stocker Tier 1" or something. And gets a little badge or sticker or some shit, and the bragging rights among those of the same position but lower tier.
If he gets it 12 times in total, and reaches Tier XII, his hourly pay would have increased by a total of $2.40, collected a total of $6,000 in bonuses, and he is given the option to be promoted to department manager.
I don't know if it'd work, but I'd love to experiment with it.
As good as to be expected I suppose, how about you?
Hi smug, how are you?
atleast someone fucking sees what im talking about
Don't you think you're being a bit too pissy for someone who's complaining about some guy claiming Dio? I suppose it must be related to jealousy.
I like Dio
It gets repetitive really fucking fast dude,
He won't even show his face, Lord Dio. Why bother?
I am cute for the one and only. How's was the sleep m8
Good. Finally get to sleep in and stuff. Semester is done for me
I'm doing fine best eyes. Any plans today?
Dio here is a pretty cool guy
You could always, you know, ignore his posts if they bother you so much, it's not that hard.
Also this >>684283561
>Any plans today?
Well it' approaching the evening so cook something, study a bit more and then relax. Today I've just studied with a short jog.
>hating Dio for being Dio
>not realizing that he's already won
It's like you guys aren't even trying.
You lurk about as much as I do. How've you been?
Repeititive or not, what matters is that Dio's divine presence is heard.
Well technically none of us are showing our face, althought I suppose you mean he's not claiming anyone. Anyways I'm not doing anything right now.
T'was fine m8
Until the radio wakes me up
How's your day going so far?
I'll believe you, sorry Dio.
>I really think you're funny
Beaten your record when jogging?
Finally get to play some games with bros on xbox so that's a relief
You have to understand that he's really tsundere about all of us. For all of us
>Beaten your record when jogging?
I don't time them anymore, though definitely starting to feel that my shape is getting back. Now I just need to start working on uper body muscles because I can barely do a single push-up.
I know, I just like trying to bully people cause it's fun and I'm a terrible person.
I always have the constant feeling that there is too much to do.
You have friends?
Just kidding that's great~ You couldn't play with them before?
Took me a while to sift through that
That description of league is vaguely relatable
I only really play the rotating game modes, never ranked
I think the system would work in theory, but in practice it might also spark unsportsmanslike behaviour and even sabotage. They're only flawed people after all. Perhaps it could even go as far as "I don't listen to you, I'm tier 1 and you're not"
Have you bent over the problems a tier system brings? An experiment is definitely the right name
Thinking about baking an apple pear crisp soon. Maybe taking a hike out at a nearby park this weekend. I need to go through the non non manga and find some good renge shots.
Obsessively trying to downloading every album that I think is half-decent from every artist I know.
Humans don't live for long enough to do much.
That makes sense, but nobody takes orders from anyone anyway. They're all only there for the money. No idea how it would work out, not even sure I can get it implemented. I have quite a bit of leeway with the higher ups, but it's a pretty radical change. So I doubt they'd even give me the greenlight to begin with.
Studying right now?
Noice, hope that goes smoothly.
Everyone else's waifu is trash, here we have a true waifu.
>I think I can be of help in a way
Consolidating and organising my notes.
and i hate you and everyone else
So far it is going great, finding out one of your favourite artists has a new album you never heard is amazing. Also I like to have everything downloaded, same goes for all anime I watch.
Glad you didn't
It's a waifu thread not a dick,
Don't take it so hard
Oh, forgot you go to school
Glad you can chill with your bros now~
That 9gag watermark is really bothering me.
I hope that was intentional.
And ''i hate niggers
i hate jews
i hate spics
and arabs too''
Shit, hope that doesn't take up too much of your time, man.
Nice, I don't download much anymore. Just don't see the point in it, though I should in case I can't get internet no more.
I'm usually playing a game, only check in to reply to replies.
I've been good, nothing really noteworthy. How have you been.
well i never said it wasnt
just Syndra a near constant "kill yourself" edgelord image going on
>It's a waifu thread not a dick,
>Don't take it so hard
Thats why, my connection used to be terrible and I fried so many routers in my life that I know it sucks to not have anything ready to do incase net dies. Also I can guarantee best quality and organization like this.
i did not notice the water mark at all, i am blind thank you.
>Shit, hope that doesn't take up too much of your time, man.
Nah it doesn't and going through all my old stuff is its own form of studying. Basically several of my exams are with "full assistance" so everything that doesn't involve communication is fine.
So I've written notes with examples/formulas for just about every single type of question I can possibly get in an easy and fast system.
I have also set up premade pages for when I need to use my computer to calculate something, to save time.
As Salaam Alaikum
No idea how to write desert speak but I had a badass Syrian friend who taught me some arabic
Maybe you should kill yourself so i don't have to do it anymore.
should have guessed.
What is everyone listening to ?
How did your race go Emi?
I love this one.
Damn, you're well prepared. Glad it's not taking up too much of your time, seem well organized.
Kek no. You can't do a single push up right?
Feels to hang back and chill
>/b/ in a nutshell
It's really all I can do, that and keep doing test exams.
The race is tomorrow morning. I'm nervous as hell, I hope to be at least one of the best among whites.
>There are probably Kenyans or other Africans competing too
>I can't beat them. I can't.
Oh sorry I misremembered, god speed. There's actually a marathon in my city tomorrow, I might go cheer if I find the time.
Said you needed something to do, so there's something to do.
I still believe in you.