>>684241064 MORE LIKE KEKT THREAD! AMAIRITE??
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>684241064
MORE LIKE KEKT THREAD!
AMAIRITE??
>>684241064
Story?
>>684241064
>>684241469
No idea, looks like Syria or some shit, its fucked tho
>>684241469
Thief.
>>684241469
dude puts his fingers on a cinder block, and then some other dude comes and chops a few off, points a gun at him and he puts the rest of his hand there. then he chops the rest of the fingers off, but misses one, so he hits a third time to get the last finger, and then he leaves. the end.
>>684241064
>>684241064
dumped
>>684241179
>>684242134
oooh.
fear of tree stumps for rest of life, kek.
lol, capcha was 'trees' too
>>684241829
No, it isnt, its South/Central America
Syria doesnt look like that.
>>684242134
Did they died
>>684242322
What did he do?
>>684242528
he was being homeless
>>684242528
he done fuck'tup, eh.
>>684242660
I hate humanity
>>684242789
>humans
>>684242528
was born in brazil.
>>684242789
I find them delicious.
>>684241734
I love how his friend just turns away like, "Goddammit, Kyle."
>>684241179
i actually laugh more in rekt threads than ylyl threads and i suspect most other /b/tards do as well
>>684242899
The fuck?
this one cracks me up every time :^)
>>684242899
That's not nerve gas, that's creamed corn.
Niggas are using pictures of dead people just to get likes on Facebook
>>684243221
Here's a another one from the same person
>>684242953
kek i like that his solution is go back inside
>>684241932
Made me fucking laugh out loud.
>>684242789
We have a long way to go.
>>684241557
> Second 0:3
> Blue truck on the right
> "BOOM! lol"
>tmw you get to experience the intense pleasure of your mate muzzle you softly as a call of duty ghost map loading screen plays on the tv
>You stare deep, intently into each others eyes, with a true love connection that only ruining 5000 dollars worth of animal costume gets you
>the lava lamp makes the room red, the black light illuminating the pikachu plushy in the corner...smiling at you as he rubs his paws up your sides
>The games starts on the tv
Get to the drop zone!
>my mate made it to the dropzone
>I fear being broken, but I push harder..the song playing on my antique vinyl player turning softly
Here is that song
https://youtu.be/XKMJDQBTZv0
>My mate matches the rhythm of the erotic beat
>The pikachu plushy still smiling at you in the corner
>I feel it
>Care package inbound
>I turn my furhead to him
Growl my name befur you cum, yiff you please
>the bubbles of the lava lamp cause me to climax
>He growls my name
>Care package falls
>Its too late
>Its a dog
>my mate got the dog
>he pulls out slowly, like a Porsche owner with a steep driveway
>Ghost win, the final kill cam is a guy getting quick scoped in the ass by a lynx
>I'm the final kill
>we pet each others fur bodies
>I'm breathing heavy like a white girl that just ran a mile
>He's not even...like a kenyan
>Game stats show I've leveled up
Fur real? Level 60?
>Round two?
Round two, furderation makes a cumback
>>684243111
you and i both /b/ro
>>684243317
My nigga diped lol
>>684243560
when snow hits the asphalt
>>684242899
I forgot nerve gas was a meme for a moment
>>684241998
The fuck man? that car was 1000 fucks over the speed limit. Did the boy die?
>>684243033
Game devs could learn from this.
>>684243803
lol
>>684243111
They both must have been killed on impact. Certainly the one on the right, look at its arm.
>>684244088
when you look closely you can see there's 3 of them too :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzHwsW5EVvw
>>684244453
story?
>>684244259
These rekt threads have made me so spiteful that I now get off a bit emotionally to these specific types of reks,,.that fucker deserved losing his phone...fucking moron didn't see the flailing arm? Idiot...pure retard
>>684242528
he was the lord commander of the nights watch and he let the wildlings through the wall
>>684244563
haven't got the slightest clue, anon :^)
>>684242528
He want to work, niggers hate work so othwr nigger killed him. You know just a betrayal.
>>684241557
if you look at truck on right... i think they set it up to get money from the car that ran over the kid........
>>684244685
>>684241998
What a nice guy, he even close the door.
>>684244641
lol
plz see: >>684244685
and this one
<<<
>>684241998
This is how you close a door properly
>>684244685
What a lazy piece of shit...you can tell he doesn't do shit with his life...what a fatass fuck
i love these freds :^)()
>>684245051
story?
>>684241998
>car driving third world kilometers per hour
>If I drive really fast, It's like I'm not really here
That's pretty much how it seems in all those Russian and various Asian videos.
>>684241998
atleast he closed the gate before that darn dog runs away again!
>>684245159
He's trying to kill his mate. He stole his yu-gi-oh cards.
>>684242660
Someone should add some funny texts there, like:
>you're taking fire damage
>-10 hp
>-10 hp
>-10 hp
>Niggachu uses cinder block
>it's very effective!
>>684244453
fuck you anon there s my grandma in here, i call the cops
>>684242528
He died.
>>684244897
10/10 deserved getting plowed at 40mph...what a stupid cunt
I don't care for the Gore and executions, unless the faggot getting killed deserved it or the Gore was caused by the dumb fuckers own autism. The 3rd world ogabooga let's kill this dude for fun doesn't do anything for me....I love the accidental suicide Syrian terrorist shit though holy fuck....
>>684242899
So many questions. First of all: Why would anyone have three tyres in their room?
>>684241734
I guess I'm lucky I didn't grow up Chinese, cuz I did shit like that constantly
>>684243803
I don't get it. He's cool with a huge dildo making his jaw sore and someone's ass in his face but he's not alright with sucking some girl dick? What a faggot.
>>684243033
Sikh shoes bruv
>>684241932
you missed the part where that one guy behind him gives him a quick stab in the ass
>>684245326
oh no, not this fool again
>>684245233
His chink words hurt him more than the white man's whip ever could
>>684241557
>not only lived but remained conscious
Holy shit
>>684241064
i want to see what happens after that guy bum rushed him at the end
>>684243033
Nice edge, bro!
>>684243675
>monica
kill yourself
>>684241469
Thief. His fingers on one hand or life deal.
>>684245203
Apart from Russia being the second world, top kek
>>684244897
Blacked
>>684243824
Kek'd hard at file name
>>684244453
That fucking file name bruh
>>684243824
>call dr. deletus
>>684245502
That's because you're the faggot who likes traps right? Obviously if you're straight and like female genitalia and when the dude who looks like woman turns around, which is exactly what traps are, freaks out. I would because I'm not a fucking faggot...
>>684245644
lolaccurate
Russia defaulted on its world position years ago. Walls were repo'd, nuke stocks liquidated.
>>684242789
>niggers
>humans
funny guy
>>684242134
fake
>>684245575
It was just his feet.
>>684242528
nuffin
>>684244563
its morgue in some 3. world country
>>684245815
The back of his head slammed against the pavement pretty hard.
>>684245233
Mfw
>>684245233
Sauce?
>>684245751
>implying he didn't notice the dick when the trap was shoving that plastic dick up its ass
>implying he didn't behave that way because he was worried what others might think of him
>implying you're not just commenting because you're insecure for the same reason
>current year
>still being homophobic
Honestly, no. I don't like traps. I was making a joke. But here we are and you're a closeted homosexual with major insecurity issues. Good luck with that.
>>684245326
What the fuck was he doing?
>>684242789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq-Y93N40o4
REKTAROONEY
>>684245233
Foo King Rekt
>>684246000
testing if it works i guess
nice trips btw :^)
>>684242877
Where did the shooting come from? Outside?
>>684243111
What a slav do when he is upset, he squat.
>>684245717
>suspect stops
>officer has a chance to make an arrest
>shoots instead
This is why you never stop running. They're out to kill you, the second they deem you an inconvenience to their day. Feels good and less paper work.
>>684243803
I so want to do this to a friend.
>>684245265
>Niggachu
>>684242899
holy shit that was spastic
>>684245431
nerve gas.
>>684246052
car wrekt?
>>684246052
worst way to go, this is fucked up!
I fucking hate car and bike accidents.
>>684243111
fake
if you pause it at the right time you can see the baby is just a doll
>>684246079
What luck! Tonight we dine like third world kings!
>>684245540
Let the fucking snake eat, assholes.
>>684246255
jesus
>>684246242
It's like the human body is just a balloon filled with meat and stuff ready to burst if force is applied.
>>684245478
I have seen this one before but i dont know what exactly happens
> Sec 0:3
> Missile?
>>684246098
Yeah, police saw the robbery from outside & shot them.
>>684246262
you're either trolling or autistic as fuck
the third one with the gray hat turns his head towards the camera
not everyone is a crisis actor you fucking autismo
>>684245565
Epic troll.
>>684244685
I love how he just over reacts and lies there all spread out like he's seriously injured. What a drama queen.
>>684242660
why the fuck?
>>684245326
>averageamerican.webm
>>684246242
>worst way to go
can someone get me the one with cartel cutting someones fingers and pulling teeth out
>>684246028
ahahah
>>684246429
Its a crane
>>684244830
Those car plates are from Portugal I think. They don't do that stuff there xD
>>684246112
lol
running from cops is niggermode
>>684246432
holy fuck, i laughed my fucking ass off when he dove over the counter, how the fuck did that nigger survive?
>>684245946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0C4_88ub_M&nohtml5=False
>>684245265
pure cringe
>>684246487
too scared to watch this one
>>684246315
>let the snake eat
Yeah! I wanna see a snake explode after eating a bird much bigger than itself! The only image I've seen was the python that ate the gator. I think it'd be fab to watch a tiny garden snake stretch to the size of a horse cock trying to eat a bird of that size, only to explode in a feathery display, with the bird stretching it's wings victoriously.
CAWWW!! >:V
>>684245593
>filename
>>684245593
Good song.
>>684246678
Was just thinking the same shit.
>>684246028
top kek
>>684246487
At least he s smiling
>>684246636
You mean to tell me you wouldn't run, considering how violent the police have gotten with peaceful and unarmed civilians? Your funeral.
If the officer is a decent human being, definitely chill out and deal with him. But when they start getting skittish and aggressive? FUCK that.
>>684246783
>>:V
>>684246597
Guaranteed not from Portugal. The plate on the car is something like 34ON95LO, with no dashes.
>>684246783
Watch it slither off into the brush, it's big enough to eat that bird. Wouldn't have to eat for a couple weeks after either.
>>684246432
That's what you get for trying to save money by having a communal workspace rather than proper offices
>>684243824
That's more than 12 weeks
>>684246885
I'm white, I have no reason to run.
>>684246922
is the suit just for confidence?
>>684246885
They don't get "skittish and aggressive" so long as you're not being sketchy as fuck. They're humans, and they know that because of they're job, they have a huge bullseye on their back. Anyone in their position would be jumpy and quick to put down a perceived threat as soon as possible.
>>684246514
I do that shit sometimes when I'm home alone. I'll stub my toe and act like I got hit by a shotgun blast.
Would never do it at work though, especially if I knew I was being filmed. Or if I was a fat fuck
>>684246961
I'm aware snakes can stretch to accommodate larger prey but you are giving that shoe lace way too much credit, my friend.
< fyi ther'es 2 ppl in the bubble, one died of a broken spine :^)
>>684246885
you're a moron
>>684244259
Kek
>>684242528
BR here:
When you see 2 niggers, with the same kind of clothes, stabing eachother is:
a) population bring "justice" to a raper/phaedophile
b) traffic debits, or drugdeallers killing police.
c) gangfights
>>684246885
Don't act like a lowlife and you won't get treated like a lowlife, scum
>>684246487
story?
>>684247200
I now in African countries they also do that shit just for being gay
>>684246028
More of this style?
>>684247055
>have target on back
>not skittish or aggressive
Choose one.
Police know the risk when they take the job. It's time they stopped fearing for their goddamn lives constantly and just did their fucking job. If something happens, then they should act on it. If they're scared and act for no reason, they need to be tried for whatever crime they committed. It's as simple as that.
>anyone would be jumpy and quick to put down a perceived threat
That's where you're flat wrong, considering there are tons of people I know that open and conceal carry, who aren't scared little shits that ready their holsters whenever they talk with someone. That's a sign of aggression in and of itself. Why else would you need to get your weapon ready unless you're planning on using it? Fuck you. If I see you ready your weapon while talking to me, you're gone.
>>684247236
attaked by her dog while sleeping
>>684247092
Nah, the bird's body volume is smaller than it looks on that vid. Swallowed headfirst like they normally do, given it could get the wings folded right, that snake's got that with little problem.
>>684245549
fucking lost soo hard...
>>684247099
Compelling argument, my good man!
>>684247209
>implying my actions dictate the actions of others
>implying if I stop shitposting, you will also
this one is awesome cause he keeps dancing :^)
>>684247224
wtf, they treat that hing like a fucking ragdoll
>>684247236
mexican cartel probably idk
>>684247036
The suit is made so the body is still possible to be found after a possible explosion.
>>684247392
The snake was as thin as the birds leg dude. There's literally no way.
>>684246487
>>684246052
Will wearing my seatbelt save me from this?
>>684246112
>>684246885
You fucktards... Learn how to research something before you start spitting shit...
The cop shot him because the suspect in chace dropped a motherfucking gun, which is a fucking reasonable motive to get shot...
>>684245540
>Hurr durr I defend nature
I fucking hate dumb environmentalists. The smart ones I'm cool with, but anyone who fucks with natural predator/prey relationships needs to die in a fire.
>>684247481
>flipping a seizure victim onto their back
>trying and failing to give CPR
This is why you want friends who aren't retarded.
>>684247481
this one looks staged, or these guys are fucking retards nd probably killed the dude by doing some weird interpretation of cpr :^)
>>684247653
>DROPPED
>as in, no longer in his hands
>as in, no longer a threat
:^) Keep going, anon. My dick is getting harder.
>>684247500
I respectfully disagree. It had that.
Regardless, stupid fuckers should have left it be.
>>684247754
but he's a nignog
>>684247371
That's just it, it's concealed carried. They have nothing to be afraid of because that don't have a uniform and badge to make them stand out like a sore thumb. Looks like we got ourselves an Internet tough guy over here. Placing your hand on your holster is not "readying" your weapon you autistic fuck. You don't need to be afraid of the police if you're not doing anything wrong. Don't run, don't be a bitch, and most importantly don't antagonize or threaten them, that is of course if you DONT want to end up in a hole in the ground.
>>684247804
How the fuck he shot him through the glass without breaking it??
>>684247834
Fair enough.
>>684242134
Yeah. Most shit doesn't get me. But that did. Fuck, are they dead?
>>684247754
>some moron filming it the whole time
>>684247805
he tried to pick it up afterwards
>>684247892
>*How the fuck did he shoot him
I can tell you're black.
>>684246242
It's been confirmed many times that this lady actually survived. I don't know where I have them saved, but I've seen the after pics of her post-surgery.
>>684247629
I don't know for the seabelt, sure it could, but Airbags are made for that when they are not killing you.
>>684247842
I didn't say placing your hand on the holster, you autistic fuck. I said readying, as in undoing the strap that keeps the weapon secure in the holster. That is most definitely a sign of aggression and intent. Don't even fuckin come at me with that goddamn apologist bullshit. You'd blow a nigger away, if you saw him reach for a gun in his pants, so why would you feel safe with a man reaching for a gun just because he's wearing a badge? I've got nothing against bacon but I bet your breath smells like ham from all the pig dick you've been sucking, Achmed. Do your other towelheaded friends know?
>>684247236
Mexico
>>684247805
He tries to pick it up making him a threat again.
Go fap and sleep you autistic fucking idiot
>>684247279
It's far less occurrences in brazil, but shit still happens:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92Mz8YEQbWE
Vid related: Fluorescent Jedi attacks Darth Gay.
>>684242322
Seems that the nigger watch hates it's Lord Commander too.
>>684247927
no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebrhh-5Bqg8
i'm really upset now guys
>>684246487
wow nice cosplay!
>>684246112
run niggers run.
>>684247928
They were listening to the nignog's mixtape
>>684245565
>>684241734
>I'm gunna kick this door down, that will be fun
>Oh, look, the lift's open
>>684244674
you fucking nigger
>>684247954
You know for a fact it was a gun he dropped? It wasn't his wallet or the pair of jordans he just stole?
lathe accident:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=de2_1326399606
>>684247805
>running from cops
>drop a gun
>gets shot
HE DINDU NUFFIN
>>684247224
Is there a story to this?
>>684245845
Underbreaded toast
>>684248300
Nignogs
>>684248300
yes, its in the filename
>>684248222
Dat struggle to not spill his beer
>>684248141
>>684242322
For the Watch.
>>684243033
>'GoPro - Be a HERO.'
KEK
>>684248100
The difference is I trust a cop over some domesticated ape any day. One has a gun legally and as part of his job requirements, chances are the other has obtained his illegally with malicious intent. The fuck outta here kid, under aged b& must've got his first traffic ticket and now has it out for police.
>>684248180
good song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4lvOG-G95E
>>684246070
What happened here?
>>684248141
kek
>>684241064
That's where the phrase "five finger discount" comes from
>>684245747
Kek
>>684248259
look it up you fucking inbred
>>684248438
Someone's definitely an officer in your close circle. I've never seen someone lean so hard on so much bullshit, even on here. FBI, is that you? Look, I was joking about the thermite and steel beams, okay? Calm down.
>>684245502
Disgusting faggot
>>684246517
and here >>684245478 we have the average europoor :^)
>>684248544
Look what up, you dense fucking cunt? "Nigger gets shot in the back"?
>>684248555
holy trips
>>684244674
>>684248555
I'm not the one that put a fake dick in his mouth to shove it into a man's ass, bud.
>>684247805
>people since the dawn have time have been limited to one gun max in their inventory
>>684245159
anaesthesia
>>684248482
>thief tried steal a cat
>thief got a shot
Thats why people needs guns. To protect themselves.
>>684248730
>limited to one gun max in their inventory
>one gun max in their inventory
>in their inventory
>inventory
are we still talkinga bout real life or COD?
>>684243111
BAsed gif that does not end too soon.
>>684246487
Damn reality u scary
>>684248630
looks like chinese engineering
>>684248775
Gotta protect cats at all times
>>684248793
Man, you completely missed the point, huh?
>>684244897
K.O.
>>684248630
Should be called multitrack drifting
>>684243803
thats comedy gold
>>684248623
Not that guy you're replying to, but just reverse image search.. Like 101 internet.
Jesus these newfags.
>>684248392
He has his priorities straight.
>>684246255
What the fuck can make you vomit this much blood!?
>>684248945
mustard gas....? like the filename says....?
>>684248936
>reverse image search
>internet 101
>Jesus these newfags
You say this after doing it yourself, I wonder? Because I already did.
>>684248945
Ebola, eternal bleeding, AIDS, the list goes on, Anon. It's a dangerous world out there.
>>684242789
Kys then
>>684247236
>>684247613
EVERY SINGLE TIME THIS BITCH GETS POSTED THESE TWO COMMENTS ARE PRESENT. I BOTH LOVE AND HATE HIS PLACE.
>>684248222
>"FUCK CAN'T SPILL THE BEER BRO!"
>>684241734
instant karma
>>684245549
Those hurtful, chink words hitting him like the vengeange of god. A chink god.
>>684247067
So thats how they get so black
Anymore Go Pro Battlefield footage, no matter which side, Akbars or Murricans
>>684248945
Being haunted by a vengeful Japanese spirit.
>>684247236
Old woman got attacked by neighbors pitbull. And it ripped her face clean off.
>>684248992
Shut the fuck up you roody poo candy ass summerfaggot
>>684249096
You too go be a memelord somewhere else
Spactic sperglord kids
>>684249397
Or by drinking a vengeful Japanese spirit
>>684245549
zozzle
>>684246487
hey, someone peeled off his face.
thats pretty good
>>684246487
>>684247613
Samefag?
I always see this same pic in response to this same webm wtf?
>>684249544
nope i've just been posting rekt gifs/webms this thread, no shitty response pics
>>684246052
She actually survived this. Plastic Surgeon deserves a medal.
>>684249470
did she die?
>>684248300
>crackheads
Also chekd
>>684249470
wow sucks to be her, her dumbass boyfriend made the fire worse by fanning it instead of using a goddamn extinguisher
>>684249650
Yeah, she's good as new.
>>684249333
Checked
Also. Did someone shoot her at like 0:35?
And what did she do?
>>684244674
Godlike post
>>684243111
Nah they survived. Happened in Russia.
>>684248945
if memory serves, it was some kind of GI infection. he survived.
>>684249890
sauce? were the babies retarded for life?
>>684249901
Damn GI's need to learn which pussy not to touch.
Video from Yemen shows an alleged ISIS or ISIS sympathetic suicide bomber who only managed to rip himself in half. The intended targets were the Houthi (another variant of Muslim) crowd that has gathered around him and casually interrogate him.
>>684249943
Baby's can tank a hit yo
It's not like they're faggy elves
>>684249785
If I remember correctly, she & her accomplice (who got away), robbed & murdered a taxi driver. The crowd chased them & caught her.
>>684249975
I thought they went over that in basic
>>684249725
No, but disfigured.
>>684248222
Nice trips. Topkek at trying to save his beer, the the guy who decked him stealing his remaining beer
>>684245051
kek at filename
>>684250042
Story/sauce of your noodles video:
http://www.bestgore.com/street-fight/britain-family-attack-beating-unconscious-local-thug-hua-hin-thailand/
>>684249470
First day on the job alone, her first one, for the waitress.
>>684246487
WORLD STAAAAAR!
>>684243473
What a fucking fuckass
>>684241064
last night I found my car open, ipod and sunglasses stolen. this is satisfying, keep posting nigger justice
>>684249333
what a waste, should've gang-raped her before lighting that fine muddy ass up
>>684247928
the file name lol
>>684246000
>oh wow, laser sight
>look, it reflects on my hand
>OW
>>684248222
Best rekt ever, the most here is shit posting gore fuck
>>684250129
The only thing I learned about pussies in basic was not to touch Sarge's boipussy.
>>684249092
Yep fucking newfag
Did you even try to look for it? Like on google? Or even in youtube?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlnO_kZmST0
>>684247629
I'm pretty sure it will
>>684246487
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f6b_1461077661
>>684249901
You cannot survive that bloodloss
>>684249470
>>684250240
"[the waitress] suddenly threw the alcohol bottle away from herself and it landed on Xiao Qian, who was instantly consumed by flames.
Guests at other tables came to help extinguish the flames with their clothing, but she still sustained burns all over her body"
Found this on the YouTube video, what a goddamn retarded waitress
>>684250018
This is actually quite true. Most plane crash survivors are children.
>>684250315
Thanks. Have a pic
>>684250396
thanks anon
>>684250447
Here's the story:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/hero-bus-driver-caught-cctv-6152537
He regained consciousness and at the time of publication was recovering in the hospital.
>>684250467
Flip the bitch over and she'll still be tight
>>684245869
That's how I wanna go, think of that one second adrenaline rush
>>684247754
implying that everyone has to know what to do then person is having seizures...
I agree on CPR part tho, school, while getting driving licence, had to learn to do it several times, and looking at them i would imagine they had 2
>>684248098
I have my own theories about the universe and what not. One of them, which I thought up on a shroom trip, used to be that we're all the same being and that our soul has to reincarnate as every person ever before it ascends. But After seeing this I sure as hell hope not
>>684249273
Was he shooting for a pool? Where did he go?
>>684244077
oh my fuk
>>684250633
"IT'S BEHIND YOU!"
>>684250683
Story:
Video below shows a Turkish man who got so high on Bonzai (also known as “poor man’s heroin”),
he climbed on a roof of a building and thinking he was in a pool,
nosedived to his death from there.
>>684250680
>>684250467
not rekt
this is just gore
kys
>>684250467
just chuck petrol on that shit, thats fucking ridiculous.
kekd at filename tho
>>684250042
> Sec 0:30
> Women tries to stop fight
> Dude in strips t-shirt fucks her up
>>684250550
any time
>>684250633
"....the fuck is that light coming from"
>>684250757
I assumed it was parkour
>>684245717
>im too fat to run
>suspect faster than sun
>must shoot hurr durr
>>684250595
booooom that counts
8-2 grandma you dumb bitch
>>684246487
>tfw no makeup
>>684250764
I'm sorry you can't handle this cruel world. And please appriciate I take the time/effort posting the story's behind the videos.
