dude puts his fingers on a cinder block, and then some other dude comes and chops a few off, points a gun at him and he puts the rest of his hand there. then he chops the rest of the fingers off, but misses one, so he hits a third time to get the last finger, and then he leaves. the end.
i actually laugh more in rekt threads than ylyl threads and i suspect most other /b/tards do as well
Niggas are using pictures of dead people just to get likes on Facebook
Here's a another one from the same person
>tmw you get to experience the intense pleasure of your mate muzzle you softly as a call of duty ghost map loading screen plays on the tv
>You stare deep, intently into each others eyes, with a true love connection that only ruining 5000 dollars worth of animal costume gets you
>the lava lamp makes the room red, the black light illuminating the pikachu plushy in the corner...smiling at you as he rubs his paws up your sides
>The games starts on the tv
Get to the drop zone!
>my mate made it to the dropzone
>I fear being broken, but I push harder..the song playing on my antique vinyl player turning softly
Here is that song
>My mate matches the rhythm of the erotic beat
>The pikachu plushy still smiling at you in the corner
>I feel it
>Care package inbound
>I turn my furhead to him
Growl my name befur you cum, yiff you please
>the bubbles of the lava lamp cause me to climax
>He growls my name
>Care package falls
>Its too late
>Its a dog
>my mate got the dog
>he pulls out slowly, like a Porsche owner with a steep driveway
>Ghost win, the final kill cam is a guy getting quick scoped in the ass by a lynx
>I'm the final kill
>we pet each others fur bodies
>I'm breathing heavy like a white girl that just ran a mile
>He's not even...like a kenyan
>Game stats show I've leveled up
Fur real? Level 60?
Round two, furderation makes a cumback
when you look closely you can see there's 3 of them too :^)
These rekt threads have made me so spiteful that I now get off a bit emotionally to these specific types of reks,,.that fucker deserved losing his phone...fucking moron didn't see the flailing arm? Idiot...pure retard
plz see: >>684244685
and this one
>car driving third world kilometers per hour
>If I drive really fast, It's like I'm not really here
That's pretty much how it seems in all those Russian and various Asian videos.
10/10 deserved getting plowed at 40mph...what a stupid cunt
I don't care for the Gore and executions, unless the faggot getting killed deserved it or the Gore was caused by the dumb fuckers own autism. The 3rd world ogabooga let's kill this dude for fun doesn't do anything for me....I love the accidental suicide Syrian terrorist shit though holy fuck....
That fucking file name bruh
That's because you're the faggot who likes traps right? Obviously if you're straight and like female genitalia and when the dude who looks like woman turns around, which is exactly what traps are, freaks out. I would because I'm not a fucking faggot...
>implying he didn't notice the dick when the trap was shoving that plastic dick up its ass
>implying he didn't behave that way because he was worried what others might think of him
>implying you're not just commenting because you're insecure for the same reason
>still being homophobic
Honestly, no. I don't like traps. I was making a joke. But here we are and you're a closeted homosexual with major insecurity issues. Good luck with that.
testing if it works i guess
nice trips btw :^)
>officer has a chance to make an arrest
This is why you never stop running. They're out to kill you, the second they deem you an inconvenience to their day. Feels good and less paper work.
Yeah, police saw the robbery from outside & shot them.
you're either trolling or autistic as fuck
the third one with the gray hat turns his head towards the camera
not everyone is a crisis actor you fucking autismo
holy fuck, i laughed my fucking ass off when he dove over the counter, how the fuck did that nigger survive?
>let the snake eat
Yeah! I wanna see a snake explode after eating a bird much bigger than itself! The only image I've seen was the python that ate the gator. I think it'd be fab to watch a tiny garden snake stretch to the size of a horse cock trying to eat a bird of that size, only to explode in a feathery display, with the bird stretching it's wings victoriously.
You mean to tell me you wouldn't run, considering how violent the police have gotten with peaceful and unarmed civilians? Your funeral.
If the officer is a decent human being, definitely chill out and deal with him. But when they start getting skittish and aggressive? FUCK that.
They don't get "skittish and aggressive" so long as you're not being sketchy as fuck. They're humans, and they know that because of they're job, they have a huge bullseye on their back. Anyone in their position would be jumpy and quick to put down a perceived threat as soon as possible.
I do that shit sometimes when I'm home alone. I'll stub my toe and act like I got hit by a shotgun blast.
Would never do it at work though, especially if I knew I was being filmed. Or if I was a fat fuck
< fyi ther'es 2 ppl in the bubble, one died of a broken spine :^)
you're a moron
When you see 2 niggers, with the same kind of clothes, stabing eachother is:
a) population bring "justice" to a raper/phaedophile
b) traffic debits, or drugdeallers killing police.
>have target on back
>not skittish or aggressive
Police know the risk when they take the job. It's time they stopped fearing for their goddamn lives constantly and just did their fucking job. If something happens, then they should act on it. If they're scared and act for no reason, they need to be tried for whatever crime they committed. It's as simple as that.
>anyone would be jumpy and quick to put down a perceived threat
That's where you're flat wrong, considering there are tons of people I know that open and conceal carry, who aren't scared little shits that ready their holsters whenever they talk with someone. That's a sign of aggression in and of itself. Why else would you need to get your weapon ready unless you're planning on using it? Fuck you. If I see you ready your weapon while talking to me, you're gone.
Nah, the bird's body volume is smaller than it looks on that vid. Swallowed headfirst like they normally do, given it could get the wings folded right, that snake's got that with little problem.
this one is awesome cause he keeps dancing :^)
wtf, they treat that hing like a fucking ragdoll
mexican cartel probably idk
You fucktards... Learn how to research something before you start spitting shit...
The cop shot him because the suspect in chace dropped a motherfucking gun, which is a fucking reasonable motive to get shot...
>Hurr durr I defend nature
I fucking hate dumb environmentalists. The smart ones I'm cool with, but anyone who fucks with natural predator/prey relationships needs to die in a fire.
this one looks staged, or these guys are fucking retards nd probably killed the dude by doing some weird interpretation of cpr :^)
That's just it, it's concealed carried. They have nothing to be afraid of because that don't have a uniform and badge to make them stand out like a sore thumb. Looks like we got ourselves an Internet tough guy over here. Placing your hand on your holster is not "readying" your weapon you autistic fuck. You don't need to be afraid of the police if you're not doing anything wrong. Don't run, don't be a bitch, and most importantly don't antagonize or threaten them, that is of course if you DONT want to end up in a hole in the ground.
>some moron filming it the whole time
I didn't say placing your hand on the holster, you autistic fuck. I said readying, as in undoing the strap that keeps the weapon secure in the holster. That is most definitely a sign of aggression and intent. Don't even fuckin come at me with that goddamn apologist bullshit. You'd blow a nigger away, if you saw him reach for a gun in his pants, so why would you feel safe with a man reaching for a gun just because he's wearing a badge? I've got nothing against bacon but I bet your breath smells like ham from all the pig dick you've been sucking, Achmed. Do your other towelheaded friends know?
The difference is I trust a cop over some domesticated ape any day. One has a gun legally and as part of his job requirements, chances are the other has obtained his illegally with malicious intent. The fuck outta here kid, under aged b& must've got his first traffic ticket and now has it out for police.
Someone's definitely an officer in your close circle. I've never seen someone lean so hard on so much bullshit, even on here. FBI, is that you? Look, I was joking about the thermite and steel beams, okay? Calm down.
>people since the dawn have time have been limited to one gun max in their inventory
>limited to one gun max in their inventory
>one gun max in their inventory
>in their inventory
are we still talkinga bout real life or COD?
Video from Yemen shows an alleged ISIS or ISIS sympathetic suicide bomber who only managed to rip himself in half. The intended targets were the Houthi (another variant of Muslim) crowd that has gathered around him and casually interrogate him.
Baby's can tank a hit yo
It's not like they're faggy elves
If I remember correctly, she & her accomplice (who got away), robbed & murdered a taxi driver. The crowd chased them & caught her.
"[the waitress] suddenly threw the alcohol bottle away from herself and it landed on Xiao Qian, who was instantly consumed by flames.
Guests at other tables came to help extinguish the flames with their clothing, but she still sustained burns all over her body"
Found this on the YouTube video, what a goddamn retarded waitress
Here's the story:
He regained consciousness and at the time of publication was recovering in the hospital.
implying that everyone has to know what to do then person is having seizures...
I agree on CPR part tho, school, while getting driving licence, had to learn to do it several times, and looking at them i would imagine they had 2
I have my own theories about the universe and what not. One of them, which I thought up on a shroom trip, used to be that we're all the same being and that our soul has to reincarnate as every person ever before it ascends. But After seeing this I sure as hell hope not
Video below shows a Turkish man who got so high on Bonzai (also known as “poor man’s heroin”),
he climbed on a roof of a building and thinking he was in a pool,
nosedived to his death from there.