Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>Make sure OP has the rules, evidently the most important rule
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Fuck the police edition
Dio-sama...
>>684190021
Yuuko?
>>684190326
Training a 16 since the other guy is leaving got the summer. He made a few mistakes that I had to clean up
>>684190442
fuck the sky patrol
>6 foot shitposter claimed
>>684190442
>H.A.N.A.K.O claim
>Hangover edition
How long do these actually last?
Megumin claimed~
>Kagami is a qt3.14
>>684190523
fran?
>>684190581
it's a meh day for all
>>684190326
This one For you Jenny!
>Kud claim
>>684190442
kagami claimed
>bun anon confused the hell out of me edition
megumins a the most adorable!!!
>>684190137
Nonsense, another has already been made.
>>684190346
Incompetence is a wonderfully infuriating thing, is it not?
>>684190443
Wrong, my beautifully shy H.A.N.A.K.O, you should know that I only want my waifu to break my neck, or spine. If someone else does it, well that's just no good now, is it?
Reporting for duty
>>684190730
Hey, that's pretty good.
sachi claim
>>684190154
>>684190250
thanks
>>684190622
longer than your dubs
Where my hoe at, I need to complain some more
>>684190656
Her shiro!
>>684190720
Yes? I thought it was you who replied to my first post
>>684190777
Hey kagami
>>684190896
it was
scariest waifu reporting
>>684190896
heya fran!!! how are ya??
>>684191061
Idk mang I don't feel spooped out
Miho claimed
>>684189809
No one has better legs then my waifu
>>684190581
I aint lookin
>>684190622
Depends on if you take a paracetamol and drink water.
>start dat hydration buddy
>>684191061
>Hah
>>684190632
Hi
>>684190720
It really is.
I'm sorry.
>>684190730
fucking hell, that's one sense of humor you have <3
>>684191274
Got it man
>>684191254
>Inb4 Yume comes in
>>684191367
Noticed
Best claim, last claim
I'm gonna hit the sheets and try to catch those 3 hours of sleep
Goodnight guys, I had a blast tonight
Obligatory claim.
>>684191012
How are you, my pretty?
>>684191061
Who is this?
>>684191163
Just got home from work, training a kid, since our other kid is leaving for the summer. Had to clean up a lot of his mistakes. So a bit tired and annoyed
>>684190622
It's dependent on each individual. Make sure you eat something and drink a lot of water. Worst hangover I ever got lasted until the next night at 9, and I'd swore I'd never drink that much again.
You will get better though, if that's comforting in any way.
>>684191323
Please don't let me feel
>>684191508
Night peach demon
>>684191367
moo
>>684191254
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>>684191527
Shame on you
>>684191542
meh day was had.
Yourself my bundle of arms?
>>684191527
Forgot the image
>>684191648
Again
Cortana
>>684191597
>
night
>>684191648
kek
RIP hand-kun
>>684191542
General Esdeath mang
>>684191542
ahhh so you got some young blood lol, is he a good guy at least???
>>684191710
She is love
>>684191527
Oh hand, I don't know why I live you sometimes
>>684191643
Annoyed at people for being stupid and messing up orders
>>684191806
From?
>>684191565
DOOM wouldn't be hard if I wasn't jumping and spinning around everywhere.
I'm on WoT now.
>>684191350
You're going to laugh but way back before I ever posted here I saw your waifu and it made me want to check out the threads. I think you're the one that helped me reserve my place in hell.
>>684191527
>>684191648
>>684191708
So.... Akari claim?
>>684191508
Goodnight Aki.
>>684191921
Those are gonna explode any second now.
Claiming anti masturbation cross as my waifu
>>684191597
It's going to be difficult.
>why
>>684191864
Can't even get hard for your Shinoa?
Are you that shameless?
>>684191891
akame ga kill
>>684190777
am I too late ?
>>684191643
Fluffy Hair.
>>684191527
>>684191648
>>684191708
Are you having a stroke?
>>684191921
Cool, I've never actually played any of the DOOM games before.
>>684191891
dame chinese
how hard is it get cat right?
>>684191957
>remember you're here forever
Glad i helped ruin your life
but in all seriousness stocking is whom got me interested in these threads.
>>684191978
>
>>684192101
Just got the new one.
Ain't as good but still kinda good.
>>684191770
Kek
>>684191864
>>684192057
Self restraint. Haven't teased yet
>>684192054
Because of that filename
>>684192255
Yeah I figured it was the new one. Looks fun enough.
>>684191824
Maybe? When I said I played DnD and other nerd shit when he asked what my hobbies were, he said "so you're one of those people" kind of annoyed
>>684192087
Been meaning to watch that.
Why is she the spoopiest? She doesn't seem to have any skeletals around her
>>684192101
Did his heart finally give out?
>>684192171
Messed up entering them in the computer and telling people their wait times
>>684192368
Hah. You go bun.
>have his most hated image
>regards Rory-sama
>>684192518
She can be sadistic to super cute from 0 to a 100 real quick
Shinoa bro
>>684192518
>Maybe? When I said I played DnD and other nerd shit when he asked what my hobbies were, he said "so you're one of those people" kind of annoyed
People who play DnD obviously realize that all kinds of people play. People who don't are only aware of the stereotypes unfortunately.
>>684192518
These things happen.
I'm every customer and employee was kind and understanding about it.
>>684192565
They look so sad
>>684192770
I'm sure*
>>684192518
she is a sadist/dominatrix psycopath....and i love her for it mmmh
>>684192766
I played drunken Pathfinder last night. We had a Paladin in full mithril everything explode into a room, charge two gnolls, then explode when an 8d6+8 fireball hit because our sorcerer didnt see the pally and just wanted to silence the gnolls.
>>684192518
"those people" sheesh, i would've been more than annoyed....i wonder if he meant that in a bad way...
i hope he isn't like that....how was work other than that???
>>684192481
It has too much extra fluff for my tastes.
Not as much blood and gore as I expected.
But the feel is good.
I hope i didn't miss much today
although with these threads we probably
got
>666666666
This semen demon
>>684192691
So she murders people? Does she do it in a particularly cruel way?
>>684192717
>Welcoming rattle
>>684192766
And they mostly know That Guy.
>>684192770
Most were, one guy got a bit angry and fed up though.
>>684192960
Why does her track record include?
>>684193030
I have also done some dumb shit, but luckily PCs rarely get caught in the collateral damage
>>684193032
Kinda bleh
>>684193408
Negative.
>>684193030
Fucking paladins man. Did anyone in the party other than the sorcerer have a chance to realize what it was? I don't play Pathfinder, I have no idea how the checks work.
>>684193537
something you wanna talk about?? or just kinda one of those days???
>>684193537
She does it because she's strong and they're weak. It's her actual reason
>>684193530
>>684193459
>>684193388
>>684193299
>>684193233
QOTT
Are lurking images shit posting?
>>684193885
absolutely not
>>684193885
>Lurking
>But not really
>>684193650
I did, but the sorcerer was outside and I was i side.
>didnt want to destroy the doors so I held the doors and flung them open when the dwarf pally was charging
All the sorcerer heard was a high pitch scream from the gnolls and wanted it dead.
Pathfinder is literally less broken, open source 3.5
>>684193518
LEWD
>>684193652
It gets tiring having to fix people's mistakes. Aside for work, today was good though
>>684193723
So, she is just an asshole?
Is she at least an asshole in a new and exciting way?
>>684193885
Maybe...
Only if they keep posting them
>>684193885
"Is it lurking and what can we do to stop it?
More at 11"
>>684193885
i don't think so
>>684193537
Hi Fran.
Sorry work sucked
>>684193821
Woo. Thank you again.
>>684193885
Negative
>>684193537
lots of torture mass murder I may have been over zealous in saying spoobiest but she is....special and her boots 10/10 would get kicked in the face by
>>684194052
kek I can imagine that happening.
>Pathfinder is literally less broken, open source 3.5
I feel stupid for never realizing that, I assumed that it was pretty different. I remember flipping through some of the monster manuals (or whatever the equivalent is) at a store once and thought there was some really cool stuff in it.
If it's easy to play with a background in 3.5 I'll have to give it a go.
I wish all the waifus in the world had one head and I was patting it
>>684193885
Not really since some people use it to let others know they won't be posting a lot. don't remember how it started. The chaining (shit posting) became a must for some reason.
>>684194066
Think of it from megatron's viee
>>684193864
>>684193904
>>684193919
>>684193981
>>684194147
>>684194135
>>684194224
>>684194066
yeah...i think that comes with a job honestly....hopefully things get better for you frankenberry!!!
>still waiting for that antidote!!!
>>684194165
I'm better now, don't worry
You up to much?
>>684194147
Your filenames are always great
>>684194371
Hm, seems kinda spoopy, may have to watch agame have kill then
Fran may be a bae, but has landed more than her share of people in fates worse than death on accident. She just wants to help though
>>684194667
>>684194718
I'm proud of you faggot
>>684193885
Yes.
They aren't even lurking
>>684194592
Tomb of Horrors translates easily to it.
>my friends have played that one
>I await my turn
>>684194640
>
Stomach hurts, going to lay down now or sit in the shitter for a while
Cya
>>684194729
thanks. it's the only thing i have to my name
>have some OC
>>684194905
does it feel good? cya
>>684194644
Still waiting for the 1 million dollars
>>684194592
They also made monks almost good
>>684194861
Oh my, sounds fun
>>684194905
Hope you feel better!
>>684193885
Sometimes.
It's shitposting if the poster isn't responding to anybody.
If a poster hasn't been seen for a bit then they are fully entitled to 1 lurking pic without a response.
>>684194729
That's good.
I'm pretty good. Got a cap loop posted. What more can one ask for, really?
>>684195012
m-million dollars????
i don't have that much!!! what else can i do???
>>684194905
Get well soon Yuno
Obligatory claim.
>You're not lurking if you announce it.
>I don't really care for it though, it's cutesy.
going to play with friend on game cya later guys
>>684195093
CAT loop
derp
>>684194667
>>684194718
>
>>684194905
Happy shitting
Here come dat Boi
>who wants a hug?
>>684194989
What crossdressing robot? I only see a perfectly normal girl. It even says so on her shirt
>>684195093
That was pretty impressive
>>684195113
I'll settle for 500 thousand, but no lower!
>>684195140
Greetings handsome, is it hot in here, or is it just you?
>>684195193
See you later, friendo. Have fun.
>>684195364
I'm open for some
>I'm hurting over here
>>684195364
>dat boi
>not even Mugi
nigga what
>>684195140
Hand
>yuuko
>>684195364
I'll take the hug, hello Pringles.
>>684195364
oh shit whaddup?
>explosive hugs
>>684195535
muscle memory
>>684194905
Drink some lemonade. It helps.
>ibd patient
>>684195012
Apparently it was. Weve had some awesome moments, and funny asf moments.
>never say Legolas style with our GMs
>never chat about the rules in combat
>find a dedicated OOC gesture
>alcohol makes everyone roleplay harder
>>684195193
See ya
>>684195364
o shit waddup
>halberdy hugs
>>684195364
It feels like its been hours!
>hugs
>>684195502
What's up H.A.N.A.K.O.? Something happen?
>>684195364
Prinz / old rose
>yuuko
>>684195371
i-i can't do that!!! there's no other way????
>>684195761
Still hungover. First timer.
>Rory-sama
>>684190442
This belongs on /a/
>>684195371
i guess it works
>>684195364
i do not like being touched
>>684195911
/a/ disagrees.
>>684195879
Shit I remember my first hangover. Like I said, you'll get better eventually. Hopefully you learned not to overdo it.
>>684195911
>being this new
>>684195371
Heyo, Bones. What you up to?
>>684195535
Sand Dove Waifu.
How ya doing?
>>684196076
>Kud
>>684195502
>comforting hugs
Is everything okay?
>>684195520
???
>>684195540
Hey kyouko!
>tight hugs
>>684195548
Nothing much, just listening to music
>tackles in an explosive hug
>>684195760
Ayy lmao
>happy hugs
>>684195761
Haha because it has been!
>hugs
>>684195833
Hey yuuko!
>happy hugs
>>684195935
Oh Uh.. Okay!
>>684195364
the hug never stoped
>hugs
>>684195833
I remember
>>684195364
Oh shit waddup
>>684196093
Glad to see you here, Hand bud.
>Sorry I interrupted you while you were playing Terraria.
claimed
>>684196228
>>684196212
half of the time now when I haven't been on for a while I get greeted with "here comes dat boi"
>>684196076
Yep, learned a lot last night.
>Or not
>>684196212
I think I remember you. You were on the thread last night, right?
>Can't remember details
>H.A.N.A.K.O
>>684196076
I meant its Hanakos first hangover. I dont get hangovers anymore, just scotch mouth.
>Rory-sama
>>684196317
Glad to see you as well, buddy.
Uhh, didn't really interrupt me. I'm always happy to see you, it's fine.
>>684196093
Not much my champion of patting
Trying not to slit my wrists.
Hope you're enjoying your game <3
>>684196686
prinz doesn't come on that often since the RWBY era died out.
>yuuko
>>684195760
What seems like the best game to play drunk would be Meanwhile The Time Wizards or Paranoia
>>684195867
Well, what is the highest you will pay?
>>684195935
THAT WAS JENNY IN THE PICTURE?! MY LIFE IS A LIE!
>>684196093
Still annoyed about training a new guy
>>684196354
Texas?
Fran
>>684196264
Sachiiiiiii~
>of course, it's an infinite hug <3
>>684196294
Ayy
>tight hugs
>>684196597
Oh really? Sorry, I didn't know. I won't do it again
>>684196686
Yup! I'm try to be here as much as I can. I love it here
>>684196855
Wha? I'm on almost every day?
>prinz
>>684197053
This is true and i'm proud of you, but people can miss you easily.
>yuuko
