>>684180484 Nitrogen cyanosis
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>684180484
Nitrogen cyanosis
You don't.
>>684180484
Mice
slit your throat
don't do it friend
>>684180572
What's that?
helium
>>684180650
I'm too scared for that
m-80 in pooper
old age.
>>684180656
>>684180606
Nobody asked for a white knight. I want an out and death is the easiest option. fuck off plebs
Don't do it
Hold your breath until ded
Growing old
>>684180606
Rerolling because I want to see you suffer.
>>684180817
this
>>684180971
do you even read
eat nothing but your own shit
>>684180606
This
suicide bomb a mosque
>>684180484
Do it in a way you'll be remembered.
Like hang yourself off an overpass before morning rush hour traffic with a banner saying "Slave, Earn, Die" or something trailing off your corpse.
>>684180993
Roll as much as you want. please post a webm of you cumming to my death in my honor
Wood chpper
Go to your local Mickey D's and order 2 Big Macs.
suicide by cop
Just do a 360 & gtfo
>>684180484
don't care as long as livestream
onions
>>684181249
where could I rent one?
Get a can of helium like that you put in a balloon a small hose thing and a gas mak attach hose thing to where the helium comes out and attach Jose to gasmask so the gasmask fills with it and you die nice and peacefully
Bottle of bleach down the hatch
>>684181326
rolling for this
You live streaming this OP? Or are you gonna be a faggot
>>684180606
roll
>>684180484
jump from the highest place near.
>>684181443
WASTED
>>684181443
this waste
>>684181095
43 get
>>684181354
That sounds great and all, but I want my family to be mortified when they find me. They need to break
>>684180484
drink until you pass out.
it's fun
>>684181443
DAMN IT I WASTED IT I ShOULD JOIN OP drown yourself fag
>>684181443
Where should I stream?
Also dubs now decides because you didn't have a request faggot
Move to a large industrial city in China, inhale deeply every morning until you get cancer
>>684181538
Straight up fucking start stabbing yourself over and over again
>go to Turkey
>say shit to this guy
eat your own head
>>684181685
take a laptop with wifi and jump.
ok here - suicide by cop with a go pro
Take a knife to the bottom of you'd throat
>>684181685
Well I wanna watch you end your pathetic life so I can laugh at your bitch ass
b8
>>684181090
Rolling for this /b/ro
old age. you wont do it fag
>>684181443
YOU RETARD YOU WASTED THE GET!!
My contribution: stop taking care of yourself. Stop with any kind of hygiene practices. Stop eating well. Don't see help of doctors or anything. Let yourself slowly fall apart and wake up each morning worse than the last.
>pic mostly unrelated
>>684180888
Checked
>>684181843
FUCK
jump off roof head first
>>684181808
How should I get their attention?
>>684181843
WINRAR
>>684181843
Win rar
>>684180484
you kill yourself by dying of old age.
>>684180606
roll
>>684181843
wincest
>>684181843
>>684180484
SAUCE IS REQUIRED!
>>684180484
like a faggot would
live stream s while slitting your throat on twitch
>>684181843
winrar
Water board yourself using your own cum.
>>684181840
I'm with this guy. OP is a faggot.
For you OP please don't do it
>>684180484
>>684181909
Op I don't know if anyone remembers this but you should Kys by getting into a giant cop base by the Grand Canyon having helicopters chase you and recording and everything and then drive toward Grand Canyon screaming at the top of your longs out the window "OP IS NOT A FAG" and drive into Grand Canyon like a straight G
>>684182287
Cop chase
>>684180484
Wrap a piece of sodium in a fruit rollup then swallow it.
>>684181843
Winrar
>>684182287
Roll
>>684182287
OP in which city do you live ?
>>684180888
>>684181888
Huff gasoline
>>684181843
> TFW I ACTUALLY GOT EM
This is more then likely B8 but I have nothing better to do
>>684182595
Forks PA
>>684182820
Op atleast live stream whatever your doing use the iPhone app periscope?
>>684180484
maxing out your credit card in vegas with cocaine, high end escorts, XTC/MDMA, and at sunrise when your coming down off the drugs and your balls begin to itch you jump off the highest building you can get to and do a front flip on to the vegas strip.
>>684181538
Buy shotgun shells and pvc pipe, make zip gun, eat zip gun
Ezpz and no excuse for "hurr durr noguns" faggotry
>>684183344
damn, 1 off. re roll
>>684183344
RIP 44
>>684183344
WINRAR
>>684182820
Go to New York, periscope at world trade center, jump in canonball.
>>684180484
Natural causes after a normal lifespan.
>>684183344
Wwinrar but damn he's way closer from new-york. You're rich OP?
You let old age take care of it.
Slice ya cock off
>>684183344
Checked, not a bad way to go.
Kill a nigger with aids and drinkhis blood
>>684180484
Hammer to the face and/or temple.
>>684180484
walk up to mum, drop your pants, shove knife up dickhole, furiously mastubate until you die from blood loss
By killing yourself, faggot.
>>684183744
the double dubs of truth.
fucking do it
>>684180484
Live to be a miserable old fuck that drains resources from the government.
>>684180484
stare at the tv until you die
>>684184051
this
Confirmed this is straight B8
>>684181843
>>684182735
you did this, bro
not me
>>684180484
How long would it take you to drive down 222 to route 1?
>>684183344
DONT TOY WITH US FAGGOT
>>684180484
Don't do it OP. I'm not a SJW but death isn't the answer. It's not worth it. Fuck what the rest of the people are saying. Anything is better than nothingness.
>>684180484
let dog eat you
>>684184520
This is B8
chubby bunny
>>684180484
Python in pooper.
>>684184586
>too fattening
Old age.
Don't do it.
>>684180484
1. Go to Florida.
2. Go to a service station in Florida.
3. Purchase/steal Skittles and Arizona Watermelon Cocktail
4. Leave the establishment and proceed down the street on foot.
5. ???
6. Profit
>>684184674
Nope a person with common sense. A person knowing the value of human life. Don't give up OP. If what you're doing is a means for release and peace at least die by your own standards, die a man. Not some faggot doing shit for dumb ass anons.
>>684180484
eat your entire body
Fireants
fill a kiddy pool with a mix of your own shit, cum, piss and bile then drown yourself in it
Don't do it.
>>684183518
You stupid or something?
Don't do it you faggot
>>684180484
Chug anti-freeze
MOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
I'm Calling the FBI on all your asses
YOu'll be banned and reported to authorities enjoy the SWAT
MOOOOOOOOOOODS
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSS
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>684187180
kill this beta male fuck then rape his rotting corpse until you die from exhaustion
>>684181717
>filename
>very fast midget running at incredible hi speed
Corn on the cob down your throat cherries up your nose
What is this thread about?
https://youtu.be/ZY2XH_E-F0I
death by snu snu
>>684181090
winrar
Horse cock in ass
>>684188532
Kek.
>this guy
Open fire at a cop car. Let them do it. Make sure that it gets on the news though. I wanna see this.
>>684180484
Become a clown. Swallow enough C4 to blow yourself up but not enough to damage surroundings. Perform at kid's birthday party. Blow up a baloon. Pop baloon with a pin while simultaneously detonating C4. Happy birthday!
Spend ALL of your money on heroin. Overdose.
Best death guaranteed.
>>684180484
Shoe on head
Buy some rope. Attach it to a ceiling fixing.
Tie a classic noose with it, and place a chair underneath.
Walk away, get a job as a wagecuck, spend the rest of your life till 65 working for fuck all 40 hours a week with no fulfilment, look upon the nothingness you have created except for the tiny amount of superannuation from your dead end job.
Put your head inside the noose while standing on the chair, and kick the chair away.
An hero by living a full life and dying of old age. Also do ur best and have a family
>>684180484
>first you go back to school
>pick a good major
>get good grades
>get good job
>buy a nice house, car, wife, kid
>pig out on steak and lobster everyday until you become fat and blow like a beached whale.
god speed anon.
with a gun on live TV
>>684189990
roll
>>684184520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?C=guKoNCQFAFk
>>684189658
ROLL
Don't do it
>>684180484
Impale yourself on a giant fucking dildo
>>684180484
naturally going on living your life and dying at a ripe age of 75-90 years old.
As much drugs as you can possibly gather all mixed together
OP don't do it
>>684182028
this
TARDS RULE, NORMIES DROOL!!!!!!
>>684180484
Sauce? That is a mighty fine cooter.
>>684181095
this
>>684180484
You stupid faggot, just do drugs. That way you die gradually while having a fucking blast!
Your a faggot
Thread suicided
>>684180484
Heroin
>>684180484
Suicide by secret service.
>>684190074
that's a weird pair of nipples. But yeah, do it like right behind one of the windows for a morning news show
>>684191777
Nice trips
>>684181843
sounds like a good way to fgo out with a bang
Burn yourself alive, but send me all of your money before you do it.
all these autists saying one-number-offs are gets are really making me sick
>>684180484
Don't An hero.
Work Hard.
Forge the happiness you desire.
>>684193132
nice 32 get
Don't do it. I wake up everyday feeling like shit mentally and physically. I just used my first credit card to buy clothes that looked good for once... in the dressing room mirror. I get home and google tells me the dressing room mirrors are bent to flatter you and cheat you. I looked goofy as usual today. just a lot more broke financially. That's life. I hate the way I look, and I don't think many others see it..... the ones that so probably don't really give a shit. SO....... I push on. Eventually I will die, it happens on it's own. I hope to hell something will happen to make this trip more memorable, if not pleasurable. In the end... it will end. Probably gonna end right when things are starting to look "up". I look forward to those 5 minutes, before I leave this place. I hope you will be willing to accept the same challenge, which is: Tough it out and see what happens, before it is swept out from under you. Good luck, do not stop now. Live and learn. Spread some love, even if others think little of it. Do what will make you happy, no matter what. Don't do what is the easiest. That's for cowards with no patience. Live on, it isn't that long of a ride, comrade. Time goes so much faster, the older we get. That's not just something "they say". It works itself out. So... work yourself out the best you can. I will. It ain't easy, but it's the wise way to go, in my opinion. Stay up and don't let the BS fuck ya up too much. Have faith in a Bro. That's why you came here, right? Lookin' for advice or experience from another who's been there? Well, here it is. Live on. Push forward, be good to people, and don't let shit get in the way. I am trying very hard to adhere to my own advice. It is a struggle, but we can make it. I know we can, because others have done it before us. Stay tough. Stay alive for as long as you can. Try to accept a reason to smile every day or at least once every few days or so. Even a small smile and a short laugh makes all the difference.
>>684193835
You sound like you got that from an inspirational poster at an office.
>>684193938
Tl:dr
>>684180484
Old age.
>>684194263
>>684194278
Wasn't meant for anyone except OP.
>>684180484
Diamond bro
>>684181888
Woah it's the same trips twice
>>684194263
>>684194278
I am not very old. I can't believe how big of a deal it is to greentext every single post that's more than a few sentences. I understand it's an imageboard.. but fuck, can't people read a tiny paragraph in a few seconds, or has education really let you guys down that bad? So damned scary to think about. Everything has to be instant... even a complete thought, idea, or any type of gratification. Fuckin'-A. It's not a ylyl thread... Chill out or go find some titties to wank to.
