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>Claim a waifu
>Spam stupid shit
All of your laifu are belong to your waifu edition.
Also, daggers.
>>684166202
It seems so
>>684166280
WAS
You best be Fucking off Now, Mai.
I believe that I have swallowed shards of lightbulb
Send halp
a a a a a a a a a a a
((hey everyone))
>>684166198
>>684166280
>>684166369
donkey kangz
Most beautiful waifu claimed
I feel especially fond of her tonight
Kud Claim
sachi claim
>>684166198
>rattle edition
>>684166369
KANGZ
>>684166198
Chains are a superior chuuni weapon.
>>684166063
Well i mean...
I don't want to be a Dad.
So i guess i'll ask again, where?
>>684166263
Alright
>>684166331
Well shit.
>>684166198
pweeeteee pwwweeeeessss
>>684166467
what is that from anon?
>I know you're lurking.
>>684166408
>
>>684166520
Its a sad time to be alive
>>684166063
I'm retarded as shit
>>684166486
What about chain-spears?
>Kyouko claimed.
>>684166578
Little busters.
Hi.
QOTT: Song you last listened to/currently listening too.
THat Part - Schoolboy Q + Kanye West (no youtube link rip)
>>684166641
Its a possibility that I have no control over
>>684166666
Well shit.
>>684166822
Still looping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2IiqmGLkJ8
>>684166666
>>684166540
can't do shit right
fucking hell
>>684166578
Little Busters!
Please watch it or better play the VN
>>684166822
The Show on Krock
>>684166641
And summer is pretty close too, can't waitfor it.
>>684166822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGU1P6lBW6Q
>>684166455
nigga that's gay
>>684166822
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ivVOBzDK13w
im flying away
>>684166666
it seems izual has joined us tonight....
>>684166822
Listening to Milo Yiannopoulos Shred liberals left and right.
>>684166666
Hi Satan.
Εχω πηδήξει μάνες για μάνες, που εσείς οι μαλακές δεν ξέρετε.
Τροχοπέδη για τις μαλακιες σας εχω καταντήσει ο δόλιος.
>>684166822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5JQwAZuUHg&index=2&list=PLj_c0MvyHM1-PcMWgJkuUV4UWka3PZ0m5
>kagami
>>684166768
>>684166978
Thanks anons.
>>684166666
Satan confirmed for tard
>>684166447
Country Corruptions
>>684166768
Chains are such an underrated tool.
>>684166822
Planning to listen to Juno Reactor most recent album when I get home.
>>684166472
>Rattle rattle edition
Why is rattling so addicting?
>>684166822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYzzlYWNUfw
Smooooth jazz.
Zelda edition.
Feeling it today
>>684167418
kek!!! are you ready for clown vomit???
>>684166666
Satan, is that you?
>>684167262
I object to that, I have no clue what it means.
claim for my new sexy dominatrix who i gave up ayaka for, bow down to general Esdeath
>>684167571
Almost like puking rainbows.
>>684167185
Nigga it's literally the opposite of it
>>684167581
Ay Phoenix I've been skimming the manga of my waifu today and couldn't resist making this
>pic related
Megumin claimed~
>Dinner edition
>>684166504
>me
>implying i can have kids
>implying
>>684166666
shiiieeeeett
>>684166408
How?
>>684166442
Hi Barry
>>684166455
Cussed dubs?
>>684166472
AND
>>684166666
Well then
>>684166822
Baby maybe by love live
>>684167888
Trips confirm it's very delicious. So what is it?
Gonna go get something to eat, be back later QTs
>>684167888
trips confirms its dinner time kek
>>684167581
no just a tomoko poster lurking
>>684167887
Kek, is the Manga any good?
>>684167888
>Check em
Hi Mehumin, how are you doing?
>>684167888
Dat filename... what are you having for dinner?
>>684166666
Well done. Waste of quints though.
>>684166822
THE HERO - JAM Project
Rory claimu mai laifu
>>684167581
Google translate, cannot translate Greek for shit.
Σου προτείνω, έχοντας μια σχετικη γνώση της γλώσσας μου, να μην ασχοληθείς.
>>684167887
nigga that's GAY
how're you akiko?
>>684168014
holaaaaaaaaaa Shinoa
Shiki claimed
>>684168134
You suggest, having a relevant knowledge of my language, do not bother.
Its all screwed up and probably it inverted the subject but understandable.
Did you ever catch nubs copy pasting most of their work?
>>684168026
See you later anon.
>>684168079
Oh alright.
>>684168134
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=8225550
>>684168290
Hi anon
>>684168007
(slightly more seriously) Oh, really?
In that case it's all yours.
Wherever you want it.
>>684168396
HI Phoenix, been objecting enough lately?
>>684168467
Error 406:
Torpedo not launch
>>684168510
Why did you change the rules?
I don't get it, new OP's aren't funny either.
Hey guys. The place I normally post seems to have gone to shit so I'm posting here for the first time. Is there normally someone that claims Maka?
Also hi.
>>684168467
Hi anon,
>>684168603
Not really, there hasn't been much things that I can object to.
>>684168014
It broke while my mouth was open.
By the time it all registered, it was too late
>>684168720
Git fucking gud 406. Piece of shit.
>>684168901
Hello.
>>684168792
There is a Portuguese saying.
>one cannot please Greeks and Trojans
>>684168014
SHIET
>>684167472
idk it just is
>rattle
>>684168859
Hewwo, I dont think so...
>>684168859
>the place I normally post went to shit
Ha, that's how I ended up here. And you're the first Maka I've ever seen.
>>684168859
I dont think so. Welcome to the
>smugbox
>>684168959
I know that feel. Grabbed a pan handle that had spent 3 minutes over a full power open flane. Not my brightest day.
>>684168085
I think it is
It gives a lot more personality to her. I like her anime version looks better but she's equally adorable in the manga and a lot more likeable. Really hard to find it in a good quality though
>>684168175
>
I've made some serious progress on my game today. Went to my mom's place and had lasagne. All in all I'm pretty good
>>684168377
>Σου
>You
What the fuck is google thinking with that anyways?
>'Σου' in that context means 'I'
This irks my inner philologist.
>copy pasting
Way too many. They don't expect teachers to know anything about technology other than the start button on a computer, sometimes it's really blatant, others more obscure, but it's always noticeable since it's easy to memorize the writing level of each student.
>>684168959
Why was a lightbulb in your mouth? This just makes me more confused!
>>684169053
You can't please both, but Greece won the war, I'm with Ruri.
>>684168792
I don't have a copy of the rules, and i don't think they're needed because nobody follows them anyways.
And i never claimed to be funny.
>>684169075
>Rattle rattle
Ako claimed
Reporting in, and off for the weekend!
>>684168024
I'm having some poutine~
>>684168038
I didn't even notice kek
>>684168085
Hey Ace-kun. I'm doing great and my legs are kill. What about you?
>>684168117
You like it? I had some poutine
>don't let the mods see your filename
>>684169245
Its always the greatest
>>684169085
>>684169221
>>684169245
Thanks, I've noticed this thread in the catalog a few times but never really checked it out. I
>>684168175
How's your day?
>>684168859
None that I know. There's another place?
>>684168959
Fucking shit nigga! Hope your stomachs acids breaks it down real good
>>684169075
Wish he was here
>>684169245
>
>>684169479
gimme!!! i want poutine!!!
how did space conquest go megumin???
>>684169415
Bad timing is all.
My mouth was open when it burst, the flakes made there way in.
>>684169434
>I don't have a copy of the rules
Okay.
>i don't think they're needed because nobody follows them anyways.
Now you're just assuming.
>>684169463
Hi Ako.
>>684169479
I am finally getting over my cold, so pretty good.
>>684169560
>None that I know. There's another place?
I used to post on eight chan's /mai/ but stopped because everyone started arguing about Trump. So I guess 'no' is the short answer.
>>684169463
Hello teasing friend
Well it looks like I've been poisoned. Found 2 bite marks on my arm and it's all red and numb
Great
>>684169479
Hey Megumin, how is your society going?
>>684169425
You fucking bet it did.
Bring back the rules.
>>684168959
Smoke said lightbulb
>>684169415
I guess anon was hungry
>>684169560
Well, slept all day, let DOOM download while I slept, gotta go drop off renters insurance papers to my apartment people and pick up the bf from work and then finally I'll be able to play my glorious rock solid nostalgia boner inducer. Just hoping that it lives up to my expectations. How're you?
>>684169793
You think? I mean, can you recite the rules off hand?
It boils down to "Claim a waifu", "Don't post tons of lewds" and "Don't RP/ERP" All of those things happen non-stop, no?
Well. Bad life choices are the flavor of the day for me. Cleaning a hot deep fryer with a knife and fucking hot oil.
>>684169926
It was probably your neighbour, can't trust those fuckers.
>>684169926
Better tie it off. Time to amputate.
>>684169553
We have fun here, loads of music.
Its baller
>>684169560
Me too, if not the next bathroom trip will be quite the shit show
>>684170034
Too late, trashed it
>>684169434
>>684169357
>'Σου' in that context means 'I'
Makes sense, so it really changed the subject.
>copy pasting
So its easier if you can stick to the same class for years.
I had a history arts teacher that was really bad with technology and we 'hacked' her with a wireless mouse, we rotated pictures and moved everything while she had her back to the screen and finished by drawing a penis on paint and setting it as desktop wallpaper.
>>684169434
>>684170114
Still, anarchy should not be endorsed. If man A kills man B, we don't get rid of the laws against murder, do we?
And you can copy the rules and save them somewhere.
>>684169951
>You fucking bet it did
I like to see you so passionate, Mediterranean brother
>>684169434
>rattle
you up to anything?
>>684169926
probably from on the train
>>684169926
Wtf
I looked at my bicep and there was two bite marks
>>684169826
Welcome to the thread
>>684169926
>
Poison is when you ingest something and Venom is when you're bitten. You have been bitten my friend
>>684170035
Cleaned up the place and it felt good. Sounds link you had a bust day there
>>684170123
Oh damn nigga
>>684170182
Laxatives! Helps them pass through faster lol
>>684170395
I like this man, rurus are sacred
>>684169479
I have admin rights.
>>684169425
I like both but having QOTT on OP would be nice.
>>684169926
RIP in pistachios
>>684170114
> All of those things happen non-stop, no?
Not really.
Only an annoying minority doesn't follow them.
>>684169630
Poutine is love!!!
>>684169926
>>684169630
My space conquest is going OK, established my first colony and found my first neighbor. I decided not to invade him because they seem pretty cool
>and I want to use him as a shield
>>684169806
That's good to hear~
>>684170629
Because your dad work as a mod?
>>684170528
HELP I MELTED A HOLE IN ONE OF THE OIL DRUMS
>>684170217
Interesting.
>>684170395
Technically it was Achaeans that united all the Greek armies (not being to use vocabulary I'm used to sucks), but that's the gist of it yeah.
>>684170716
>Only an annoying minority doesn't follow them.
This is why i hate minorities
>>684170716
Minorities are always breaking the rules
>>684170528
>Welcome to the thread
Thanks, gracious of you all.
>>684170914
My dad works at nintendo...
>>684170716
>>684170114
Just throwing out my two cents here
I was absolutely new three days ago and the thread I joined had the rules greentext. I'll admit it's easier to immerse yourself anf figure out the acutal mores of the thread, but I found the rules helpful when I was new
>>684170979
>mfw
>>684170946
You're fucked nigga.
>>684170154
I don't have neighbours
anymore
>>684170159
Nah it seems to be localized poisoning
I'll just take a bite out and I'll be fine
>>684170466
Might be from the indian guy that sat a few seats away
>>684170525
Are you me and am I me or are me you and is you you?
>>684170528
there's poison and there's venom, but you're poisoned, not venomed
stop being smug about it right now
>>684170694
I'll live
I'm more toxic than anything out there anyway
>>684170914
who doesn't like fries, cheese and gravy??? crazy people that's who
>use those aliens good megumin <3
>>684171102
really??? my uncle works there too!!! he said they're gonna make another metroid game!!!
>>684170914
And my uncle works on google.
>>684170954
Keemtats.
>>684170946
Play the oil drum
>aka bang on it with a drumstick
>>684171105
Nice chibi.
I like it, it's cute.
>>684171371
>>684171312
Not sure if real...
>>684171248
Must had been a snake then.
>>684171369
Drums are kind of for niggers, particularly when they're improvised.
>>684171371
Pouty faces are the best
>>684170946
Nigga!
>>684171030
You're welcome
>>684171248
Alright but lol. Any other signs and symptoms? You feeling fine?
>>684171534
>implying metroid will ever have another game q.q
why does nintendo hate one of my favorite franchises?!?!?
Status update. Letting the oil cool before I continue. Getting more cleaning done in other areas.
>>684171335
>Keemtats.
What a fucking rat DJ fucking Keemstar is.
>>684171447
>
>>684170395
Anarchy? Hardly. The text at the top of the thread does not equate to a law.
That's some ridiculously off equivocation.
>>684170716
Those that do follow them follow them regardless of whether the rules are posted or not.
The text at the top of the thread isn't what's dictating their behavior, i'd guess.
Whatever though. I'll stop making threads if you're all so unhappy with them.
Time for sleep, night folks.
>>684171714
I feel the same about megerman...
>>684171903
Na night shiki
>>684171903
Alright, Shiki. Sleep warm and well.
>Rin claimed
Hey it's been a while, how are you lot?
>>684171903
Goodnight beautiful eyes
>>684171312
Exactly!!
>Imma use them good... ehehe
>planning on making them my vassals
>>684171335
Well MY dad works at xbox and can beat your dad!
>>684171102
My dad can also beat yours
>>684171903
Sleep well shiki.
>>684171903
Night Shiki!
>>684172249
Noo, my dad knows karate!
Sleep tight!
>>684171767
>>684171903
Sleep well, Shiki
>>684172012
You mean Mighty No 9
>>684171903
Goodnight Shiki!
>>684172249
they'll never see it coming, send them to their doom!!!
>>684172415
>>684172249
yeah? well my dad is 7 feet tall!!!
>>684172371
Add me on Telegram.
>@handkun
>>684171849
>The text at the top of the thread does not equate to a law.
It does not, but it's nice have. Too many people think this will tolerate anyone's faggotry.
If the OP is there, maybe they will be reminded that even we are annoyed when something stupid happens.
My dad doesn't work but he punches pretty fucking hard.
Woops, just realized Im baking bread. Be back in a jiffy lube
>>684166198
Guys, its an emergency, I just realized that my fav homepage is down! loli.dance ;-; whyy?!?!?!
>>684171612
There's 3 small red points, the area around it is swollen and numb in a larger area. It's red and itchy at times. I don't think it's serious
>>684172651
this this this
>>684172688
>kneesocks
>>684172672
My dad is dead
So he can literally not die
I got a QOTT ready can I bake?
Well I am going to play Stellaris, bye everyone.
>>684168859
>>684172371
>>684166331
Heh
>>684172938
bye suit
>yuuko
>>684172415
>>684172586
Oh yeah? Well mine was a goon when he played Hockey!
>true story
>>684172733
Holy shit where on your arm is it?
>>684172733
Was nice knowing ya.
>>684173109
outside of my left biceps
>Akiko
