Graduating with my masters. Trips decides what I do when I get handed my diploma
pull down pants and shit on it
Give a solid "Fuck You" to everyone, strip completely, and run out.
wipe your ass with it
finger up deans arse
Do a flip
Deepthroat it
Shit on the floor
Rub your dick on dean
Go apply at McDonald's
Snatch angrily and suck your teeth as you walk away. Wear really baggy pants and hold them up as you walk away with a swagger
>>684155698
Passionately French Kiss whoever's handing you the diploma while they're handing you the diploma.
Tear it up straight after being handed it then walk off like Liam Gallagher
thank the academy
Inb4 allahu akbar
grope the ass of each of the professors with a wink to each of them
Stick your hand deep in your ass. rub it around. get your stink on it. Give the person handing diplomas a firm hand shake
Shout allan ooh snackbar
>>684155698
You will do nothing because you are an attention seeking faggot with delivery issues. Eat shit.
Pretend like you don't want it, then take it and throw it.
>>684158457
Rolling for this
>>684155698
fart reallllllllly loud and say "i knew that was going to happen"
Straight up murder one of the professors
Start crying uncontrollably
Take a dump on stage
Kill the nearest nigger
Swear allegiance to ISIS
Nice school! Vanderbilt is legit
>>684155698
Whip out your dick and assault the dean
>>684155698
Look at it with a confused look on your face, and ask "what's this for?"
>>684161655
Winrar
>>684162023
Shit, thought it was for dubs, not trips. My bad