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Graduating with my masters. Trips decides what I do when I get

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Graduating with my masters. Trips decides what I do when I get handed my diploma
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pull down pants and shit on it
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Give a solid "Fuck You" to everyone, strip completely, and run out.
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wipe your ass with it
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finger up deans arse
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Do a flip
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Deepthroat it
Shit on the floor
Rub your dick on dean
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Go apply at McDonald's
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Snatch angrily and suck your teeth as you walk away. Wear really baggy pants and hold them up as you walk away with a swagger
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>>684155698
Passionately French Kiss whoever's handing you the diploma while they're handing you the diploma.
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Tear it up straight after being handed it then walk off like Liam Gallagher
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thank the academy
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Inb4 allahu akbar
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grope the ass of each of the professors with a wink to each of them
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Stick your hand deep in your ass. rub it around. get your stink on it. Give the person handing diplomas a firm hand shake
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Shout allan ooh snackbar
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>>684155698
You will do nothing because you are an attention seeking faggot with delivery issues. Eat shit.
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Pretend like you don't want it, then take it and throw it.
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>>684158457
Rolling for this
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>>684155698
fart reallllllllly loud and say "i knew that was going to happen"
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Straight up murder one of the professors
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Start crying uncontrollably
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Take a dump on stage
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Kill the nearest nigger
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Swear allegiance to ISIS
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Nice school! Vanderbilt is legit
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>>684155698

Whip out your dick and assault the dean
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>>684155698
Look at it with a confused look on your face, and ask "what's this for?"
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>>684161655
Winrar
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>>684162023
Shit, thought it was for dubs, not trips. My bad
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