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>Claim a waifu
>Do the thing
Hmm? edition
>>684153392
Oh, and the Front Bottoms
>>684153496
Sure thing, FOR 1 MILLION DOLLARS!
He really is
Fran
>>684153599
I shall return as kissanime is down at the moment.
>>684153349
Great show. I prefer comedy though, so Scrubs.
>>684153323
I suppose I shall ship. Whatever makes my negro Shinoa happy.
>>684153446
Pizza rolls have gotten boring for me. I used to love these things with a passion, but now they're awfully bland.
Shiki claimed, post when you're done with the movie Emi.
>>684153315
Tease Hanako when she comes back
>wink wink
>>684153446
Everything is delicious when hungry, even pineapple pizza~
>>684153496
Kek. too bad I couldn't stop the rebellion that occurred. My empire is kill <3
>>684153669
>TFB
yas
>hotaru
Kud get
>>684152367
Busy studying I presume, or is something else occupying your time?
I've scoured every last bit of the internet. I'm genuinely running out of places to look for art.
>>684152617
Not very often, and when I do it's usually something casual or relaxing.
Sounds pretty good.
Still here.
Yuuki claimed.
>>684153050 #
That's great to hear! But remeber that calm waters doesn't make a good sailor
>>684153156 #
>>684153323 #
Hmm?
>>684153315 #
Kagi like I said before
>>684152930 #
Welcome back
>>684153355 #
Still too young to drink. I got till next year
>>684153573 #
Never notice
>>684153703
>streaming
>>684153599
kagami claimed!!!
>megumin is best cutie and now has dead legs
>>684153740
noooo!!!! not the aryan race empire!!!!
>>684153599
what thing are we doing?
>>684153795
hmm?
Just lurking hard while I finish these last 4 hours.
>>684153762
how's it hanging yui??? do you have anything planned for this weekend?
>>684153703
Oh shit, they're down!
>>684153741
Saw them live a week or two ago in Milwaukee
Have the antidote, time for me to go
QOTT: whats your natrual hair color?
Black
Obligatory claim.
>>684154014
Blonde.
>>684153795
>kagi
OK
>>684153740
>hanako
OK!
>>684154014
black
>>684154007
milwookie?
>>684153858
hej friend
>>684154014
Dark brown/black.
>>684154014
Brown/Auburn.
>>684154014
Light brown.
>Shiro
>>684154014
Brown
>>684153795
Dont make my mistake. Make some friends who know how to drink and recover.
>>684153599
Doing all the sleepy things. I should really get up, work in 2 hours.
>>684153665
Sup bun
>>684154014
>fucked if Im gonna check without leaving the bed rn
Brown or black. Cant tell.
>>684153675
>>684154141
MUH DIK
>>684153858
I have to /waifu/-land now!
>any idea on how the empire should be?
>>684154014
Really dark brown/black
>>684154141
Have fun in your teasing~
>>684154014
>dirty blonde
>>684154141
heey hotaru, how are ya??
Sanya Claimed
>>684153665
I can be bun too~
>>684154014
Gold-ish blonde
>>684154240
>
>>684154297
>That would make Elia jelly
>>684154014
Follow up question:
Eye colour?
Grey.
>>684154444
Blue.
>>684154293
hmmmm. maybe a capitalist one this time???
>>684154444
check'd
>bluish green with brown around the pupil
>>684154444
>Quatro Quads checked
Hazel
>>684154444
Brown
>>684154534
Hand-kun confirmed Aryan master race
>>684154430
Yeah, it would~
>>684154444
Blue
>>684154444
Must be pretty godly grey considering the quads.
Brown.
>Shiro
>>684153913
All the things.
Hmm hmm?
>>684154014
Dark blonde? Light brown? Something like that. It gets brighter if i'm in the sun a lot. So it's not bright right now.
>>684154240
Getting up is hard.
>>684154444
Brown.
>>684154444
Green, sort of leaning towards blue.
>>684154645
>>684154534
I used to have blue.
My eyes evolved.
>>684154645
>
>>684154014
Brown
>>684154444
Blue
>>684154014
Blonde
>>684154444
Blue
>>684154665
the murder things?
>always one off rattles
>>684154641
>Mischievous hands
>>684154764
Magical.
>>684154444
>check'd
Brown
>>684154568
So trading will be important.. Gotta make peace then with the dirty aliens then
>kek
The only waifu
>>684154014
>>684154444
Dark brown to both.
Nice quads.
>>684154791
Whatever you say bun~
>>684154849
Always.
>Rattle rattle
Yeah the murder thing would be fine.
Or whatever else. I dunno.
>>684153599
best girl claimed!
jinglin that jangle
>>684153913
Let's not
>>684154141
Have fun!
>>684154240
I'm asking thread since I don't know a lot irl. Used to but they all moved. Which is why I ask thread
>>684154444
Dark/light brown
>>684154888
hmmmm, do you really HAVE to?? i mean they are aliens....
>am i hearing another totalitarianism government? kek
>>684155049
How about no?
>>684155049
>im going to make you stay together
>>684155212
How about no what?
>>684155248
I don't appreciate the lewd
>>684155248
holy shit...
My knife has dulled down.
I need to use a bit more force than usual to get the edge to the heart.
>Chara claimed
>>684155440
Heyo, Chara. Good to see you again.
>>684155248
pls no bully
>>684154430
Good to know
>>684154444
Hazel
>>684155126
Well, one good tactic is to drink a powerade as you start to come down if youve been drinking hard.
>>684155440
Sounds like a personal problem.
>>684154249
MUH CONFUSION
>>684154293
Oh i will c:
>>684154294
not too bad actually, woke up super late, got a sandwich.
now relaxing..
>neet
What about you?
>>684155126
always.
>>684155199
Totalitarianism government that is capitalist and want to either enslave or exterminate aliens? Sounds like a successful empire to me~
>>684155440
yandere girls get me going in a way i can't explain
>>684155576
dat axe
>>684155383
>you already sleep together
>>684155396
>lol
>>684155564
>who said i was
>>684155440
>edge
readimage.jpg
>>684155538
Same here handy-man
>>684155576
I should get a whetstone for my knife
And I should learn how to use them properly
>>684155752
I know that feeling. I can relate to Yandere personalities~
Although not to the killing part
>>684155799
>dubs
>>684155682
mmmm yummy!! what kinda sandwich???
>>684155711
dubs confirm!!!
>i wanna see this kinda governement in real life kek
>>684155383
what about tasteful lewd?
>>684155919
chicken bacon ranch from subway.. cuz like i like subway n stuff
YEEE
>>684155916
Hope you've been doing well, beautiful.
>>684155916
like unf whyyy is it so hot
>>684155919
I'm soo gonna fail this game again kek
>>684155789
>I want to get fucked by the bunny
>>684155989
How about it?
>>684153756
Indeed, I've trying to study a bit more.
I've been doing alright, so I'd like to think I'm doing a good job so far!
What about you, Ginko?
Been busy recently as well?
>Mushishi artwork is really impressive overall, I think.
>>684154014
Dark brown
>>684154444
Brow
>>684153599
Economy collapsing chan claimed
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/05/06/donald-trump-on-us-debt.html
>>684155075
sounds good
>rattle
>>684155126
Let's not what?
>>684156081
>Brow
No, just the eyes
>>684155989
ooooo, that does sound good... i had a chicken terriyaki one today, i love their flatbread, it's so delicious!!
>>684156038
you can't!!! i believe in you!!! just remember that aliens are scumbags!!!!
>>684155576
Won't be drinking hard for my first time. Someone said thats a bad idea
>>684155682
Go get em tiger!
>>684155789
Best bun is best
>>684156068
Beat you to it
>>684156000
nice trips and yeah~
>>684156028
like kyaaa, it's so pointy <3
>Sorry, no idea what I'm talking about
Timmy Turner's mom claimed
>>684156068
>already taken
>>684155789
>>684155989
I don't like lewds of my waifu being posted. That's all.
>>684155789
I-I..I insist that you cover up!
>Mayuri claimed
>>684156162
The "hmm" thing lol
Shinoa
A-am I too late?
>>684156234
>like kyaaa, it's so pointy <3
>>Sorry, no idea what I'm talking about
no you dont but its cute ;)
>>684156239
>>684156234
Glad to hear it, man. Up to anything right now?
>>684156245
>but you dress so lewd
>>684156294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL2ZwXj1tXM
>>684156343
>>684156199
>just remember that aliens are scumbags!!!!
I like you so much <3
>>684155752
>axe you a question
>>684155916
I could show you. Its all about angles and consistency.
>needs to resharpen my work knives
>>684156214
That is. If your famalam is up to it, get them to drink with you, just a couple of beers.
>>684156337
I'm a bit light headed tbh. So I'm usually talking something that makes sense in my head but not for others
>>684156370
Not really, nah. Maybe some edgy puns with knifes. Or sweet ones with chocolate. Or handy ones with hands.
>>684156485
>>684156343
d'awwww that's so cute....
>>684156551
<3, i do too, kick their asses for kagami!! lol
>>684156594
So emi, how was the feels?
>>684156406
You're the last person i want to hear that from
>>684156168
It's still pretty obvious what I meant
>>684156234
I'd like to think you had good intentions and didn't mean to hurt her feelings.
I'd like to think that.
>>684156567
If you'd make a little video and tell me about how much pressure I should put on it I think I can work with it.
>I was always told not to use force so I often use no force whatsoever even when I need some
>>684156571
>Hand ones with hands
I'll hand it to you, that was good.
>I'll poke you, I'd rather not cut
>>684156594
Hey there.
>>684156432
Never too late ^-^ kay den!
>>684156567
omg i would let you axe me anything
>>684156571
thats fine cutie! ;) you feeling okay?
I feel as though this thread is familiar.
>>684156485
>>684156551
>aliens
>you mean target practice
>>684156668
Why did I watch it? Fucking aliens. Fucking physics.
Fuck.
And it doesn't end with a happy ending or a sad ending, it's like... sadness without conclusion, my heart can't take that!
>they are fucked forever
>thanks universe
>>684156812
>>684156697
Can't blame you for thinking otherwise. I don't know how to apologize. A simple sorry won't cut it.
>>684156746
>I'd poke you not cut
I can also poke with knives. It's usually referred to as stabbing. But poking with a knife sounds cuter
>>684156774
Uh... yeah, I'm feeling today! Not sure what but it's in the emotion spectrum
Akiko claimed
Y'all don't know what's good if Akiko hasn't been claimed by now
SHAME ON ALL OF YOU
>>684156746
Hi there hand!
I didn't ask before, sorry, how are you today?
>>684156081
Somewhat, yeah. Some things changed a while ago which is why I stopped visiting the threads as much.
A lot of Mushishi art really conveys the relaxing setting of Mushishi really well.
>>684156294
There's no such thing as time on the internet.
>>684156567
I'll ask them since they're turning 21 before me by a few months. As always, thanks my smugger
>>684156643
We're not the only one you know. Go get your megumin!
>>684156966
>
>>684156900
Dubs confirms
What racial traits should I pick for the waifus...
>Megumin
>>684156704
Depends on the weight of the knife. Heavier ones need less pressure because of the weight of the blade, but the smaller ones need a little bit more. I tend to use next to no downward force unless the blade cant cut my skin.
>>684156774
>
>>684157004
>IM REALLY FEELING IT
>Shulk - 2015
>>684157142
Shush peaches.
>>684156939
>it's like... sadness without conclusion,
He does that a lot. But the battle was won and eventually, eventually it all works out. The novelizations(and manga) actually often include happier endings, Like here it was made more obvious that eventually they got together and it was mentioned that humans developed space ships with subspace transmitters specifically to avoid that entire issue.
>>684157167
What do you guys do here then?
>>684157004
Can "poke" (stab) me any day, cute stuff.
>>684157151
It's all good, no need to apologize. I'm doing well, heh. Just relaxing with a friend, talking about The Thing. Love that movie.
Hope you're doing well.
>>684157230
hmmmm, military excellence and technological superiority
>i dunno if those are even traits kek
>>684157221
b-but she's fighting aliens right now!!!
>>684157142
What've you been up to Akiko?
>>684157499
>kud
>>684157004
thats good! is it a positive emotion?
>>684157293
for real you gotta stop you dont know what you are doing to me
>>684157377
Circlejerk.
Hey everyone! I'm back!
>who wants a hug?
>>684157487
Help her out
>>684157632
>
>>684157142
Sup, how's your game progressing?
>>684157293
>Less to no downward force
so it's really just grinding the knife along the stone
>>684157293
>IT'S SHULK TIME!
>THIS IS THE MONADOS POWER!
>Shulk - 2015
fucking xenoblade
>>684157435
Huh, sure, but who's gonna stab me then?
>>684157595
No idea. I just don't get deep enough with the knife to find out!
>Maybe more pressure
>>684157632
>>684157727
im doing my best!!! i wish i could help more directly though
>>684157487
That would be on the govt ethics~
>I could make the waifus intelligent.. I need another trait like strong
This mod is really well made omg. There's so much leaders I can pick. There are even boat-girls as avatars kek
>>684157632
Hello~
>hugs
>>684157626
Doesn't it just seem self-explanatory at this point?
>>684157840
I'll stab you a bit, no worries. Gotta return the favor.
>>684157840
why is this arousing >.<
I want to end whoever programmed Little Hunter into Nuclear Throne.
Also I'm having trouble sleeping, but of course when am not?
>>684157632
Afternoon!
>hugs
>>684156286
oh that lol
>>684157632
PRRRRINNNNZZZZ
>happy hugs
>>684156675
You asked us what we were listening to earlier. I've had this on loop for hours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2IiqmGLkJ8
> ~<3
>>684157956
ahahaha!!!! who are you gonna pick as your leader???
>>684157727
Hey shinoa-bro!
>tight hug
How are you?
>>684157851
Hey, are you new?
>hugs
>>684157956
Megumiiin~
>explosive hugs
>>684158056
Hello! What's up?
>happy hugs
>>684158094
Sachiiiiiii~
>tackle hugs
How are you doing qt?
>>684157293
>tfw you come close but not quite
>>684157499
>
I've mostly been skimming through my waifu's manga that I finally found in a decent quality
It's been giving me lots of quality waifu material. She has so much more personality in the manga
>>684157840
I more or less fixed the camera's epilepsy, Implemented wall scaling, charge jumping and ceiling travel
Pretty good I'd say
>>684157595
I 100% know what Im doing
>>684157840
It means you need to let the stone do its work. If its a good stone the water will prevent nicks, use more of a sweeping action starting at the base and maintain the same angle through to the tip. It takes a lot of practise, so do that on your least favourite knife.
>>684158022
Probably partially my fault
>>684158041
Welcome back, man. Up to anything right now?
Look, you broke 100.
SHIZURU COUNTING SHIT COUNTER!
I'll be tracking a bunch of the things, as long as i can be fucked, remember, or am around to track it.
Hugs: 108
Syndra tells someone to kill themselves: 703
Dio mustaches things: 19
Rattles: 194
Burger: 5
Spikes dies: 2
Kagami x Megumin no u cuter: 30
Salty Spastics: 13
>>684157306
THANK GOD.
Jesus, I feel much better now, that story was really fucking good. And original too, she fights and he waits, pretty unorthodox
>>684157435
The old one or the new one? (Haven't seen any of them, I'm just curious)
>So many remakes... Hollywood is running out of ideas lately, it seems.
>>684158000
again trips
You'll have to stab me a lot to return my love
>>684158022
Because you like Guro? You're probably the same as me, getting all romantical by the thought that your loved one is above you, smiling while putting a knife in you.
>>684158250
oho, sounds good, I'll look forward to it.
>>684158268
Ah, thanks for the tips!
>>684158127
I'm making Shinoa-bro the leader because he's the shipmaster!
>>684158178
I'm building a waifu-empire on Stellaris~ What about you?
>>684157632
lusty hugs!
>>684158268
definitely probably ;)
>>684158387
s-stahp >.< what even is this
>>684158332
>as long as i can be fucked
>
Claiming
>>684158178
Hanging out after watching some soccer. Probably just gonna be hanging around here and playing silent hill. How's your day been Prinz?
>>684158250
It's always been like that with me and my waifu. Anime dumbs her down quite a bit, the VN really shows off all of her angles.
Did you discover anything you didn't know about Akiko?
>>684157878
Cheer on, my purple haired friend! Cheers on!
>>684158178
Doing good. Just cleaning up my place. You? Huggles?
Shinoa
>>684158509
that's awesome!!!! lol, that empire is gonna be the best yet!!!!
>>684158730
The filename says it all
>>684158511
Hello big boobies
Shinoa bro
>>684158362
So now you've seen the second happiest ending he has made, and I'm guessing you can see why I cri evry tim.
>>684157435
John Carpenter's is so fucking great.
>>684158362
The 198(something) remake. The newer one is actually a prequel.
Watched the one with Kurt Russel, fucking love it. Geek out over it, love those isolated settings where they're stuck with the monster and have to make due. The paranoia, the mystery, the tension, love it.
Hollywood does push out a lot of remakes now, kek.
>>684158387
Huh, I didn't even notice.
I'll do it as much as you need me to and I'll hug you tight enough to stop the bleeding, no worries.
>>684158511
Hey there.
>>684158667
The purest form of love. Literally loving someone to death.
Your loved one bowing down, putting more pressure on the knife, letting it run deeper in you while they kiss you, telling you no one can steal you now
>>684158280
Sitting in silence. Not really feeling up to anything.
You?
>>684158797
i will!!! for megumin!!!
>kagami
>>684158869
It is, love it quite a bit.
>>684158925
Should try listening to music or watching something, try and force yourself to do something. Don't wanna bum yourself out, man.
I'm just hanging out right now, friend went to sleep so I'm just gonna chill until he comes back.
>hand
>>684158802
I hope so~ I'm making my waifus strong and intelligent for my science stuff and armies. But slow-breeders because most waifus are shy and can't be arsed to reproduce kek
Should I make my government a militaristic one or a science one?
>Megumin
>>684158982
There we go!
