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it's my birthday (until midnight) so post the biggest and nicest tits you got
how about get a job
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Happy /b/irthday homey.
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thank you man
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Those are the best tits in the whole, wide world.
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idk why i got a bonner with this and at this point i'm too afraid to ask
Oh, and happy birthday bro.
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sauce plz
Emma Sinclaire.
She'll blow your fucking mind.
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let there be gifs!
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>(until midnight)
you must have one of those early-ending birthdays.
mine usually lasts 'till 3 or 4 in the morning.
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no birthday party for me
but nex day begins at 00:01 so my birthDAY will be over
Holy shit! Those are fantastic. Got any more?
always good to self-exam to make sure you don't have a lump
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You're welcome but I gotta say, those titties really bonk my clonkers.
Sauce in those?
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Hitomi Tanaka
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happy bday
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thank you
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I hope you guys enjoyed my little collection
isabelA schatz
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I know this record store! It's in Bowling Green Ohio
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anyone know this pice of shit?
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Don't keep a lot of porn saved on my phone so here's some big fat ass for you OP, happy b day fag
I'm more into big tits but thank you anyway
oh shit waddup
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Hey b0ss, where's the sauce?
For the sake of all that is unholy, name plox.
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Need sauce and moar please.
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my gf's boobs
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those are nice
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Dem tits

But fuck me that bitch cannot do anything other than show em

Happy birthday now get the fuck off the chan, go to bar get laid
if I weren't such a fat beta fag I probably would
thank you, I could suck them again on 14 hours or so.
Fuck, does anyone know the name of the porn star with the red hair, she never did fuck porn but more like strip porn. She had really nice tits.
Tinder?! Takes the whole having to talk/getting shot down thing out of it
no shit its your birthday until midnight you fucking retard
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its my bday to bday bro's
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I don't have facebook
also girls don't like me when they see me
getting laid is a hard challenge for me
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Just for you, enjoy
you'd be surprised. find a chick with a boyfriend/husband who gets her to fuck other dudes. my wife would fuck you if i asked her to
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I don't know the video, also not the OP of that gif, but that's September Carrino.
well I don't think so

I had sex before but that's long ago

Women like lots of things, don't be so hard on yourself.

You really gotta try somehow otherwise you'll end up with a realdoll.

Got any irl /b/ros to wingman?
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happy birthday
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happy birthday pal, go get laid right now!
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they cerntainly don't like me
I know that I'm a fat fuck who can't do shit
>a realdoll
nah too beta
>irl/b/ros to wingman
nope got no friends
thank you lads
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You like vidya? Join a dnd group near you, step one is get the fuck out of house/basement/dungeon and meet ppl

Unless you have autistic superpower social skills?
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all I do is playing vidya.. well and eat
dnd > dungeons and dragons?
yeah I know that but I can't get my self to that point...
chicks don't like my appearance I'm fat and lazy and I can't blame them

wrote to some chicks over some 'dating site'
where i can search for them in my nearest environment but none of them wrote back
just a few fake bait chicks....
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Whos this? I've got this one of her too
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ex fuck
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think its Rachel Aldana
Don't worry, you're both fat beta neckbeards, just stick to fucking your MLP dolls faggots
There are dnd (or similar) board game groups everywhere, they'll be fantasy nerds/gamers like yourself bants will be easy as they'll be into (most) of the same shit as you.

Build social circle feel better about self maybe meet gril.

If you are not to picky you can maybe get yourself sorted.
no tits here, but i did laugh at this video
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Here anon. My ex gfs double d's happy Birthday hope you like
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Tru dat, and it's probably bait but it's sad if a /b/ro is alone for his birthday
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>Underrated post of nostalgia
I'm not good in finding new friends also I don't even know where to search for such groups

am I picky? hmm to a certain degree maybe
It's not JUST about fucking but man I want some tits you know?

really nice anon would like to suck and fuck them also thanks mate

no bait
I don't own MLP stuff
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more on her?
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Oh shit I've been looking for this, sauce??
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milf tit
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britbong? NEET?
If in uni theres groups, otherwise check local boards/gameshops.

Potato nigger here so stuff will be similar.
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Those eyes are screaming.
>"Anon, can I please go now.?"
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no uni, currently I don't do anything
there are no gameshops around here :/
I don't have a driver license and no car so I'm bound more or less
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This thread is awesome
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thank glad you like it
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happy birthday from my wife's sideboob
thank you sideboob
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Rest of her fort our birthday fap anon
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she got a nice body and you luck to have her
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My gfs tits for you.
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Shit son.

Join a guild, (go EU not full DE according to deutschfag friends they aren't great) play vidya with them be less ronery, learn to deal with people get social skills.

Also how is your Engrish so good according to same sources only Uni+ deutschfags have a good grasp of it
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wow amazing tits
I bet they feel really nice

man them boobs....

well as I said 'm not god finding other people / friends
I have some but none of them were fuckable
it would be just awkward

I can speak to people over teamspeak or so but irl thats another world
I mean small talk goes to a certain point but then I don't know what to say

you find my english good? that's surprising
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Had her but yes she does. Great Fuck.
Please someone give me a name for these.
Viola Bailey
Gotta look her up
oh sry for the mistake
I would like to have someone like her to fuck
rachel aldana
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It's all in thread, a "social recluses" guide to getting normalised with ppl.

I'm out stellaris calls, happy birthday deutschfag, lets hope by next year you get to grab on some nice titten
thank you
that would be great but I doubt it
can't get me lazy ass up
but if I don't I won't get any tits...
that makes me desprate and lazy once again

but yeah thank you
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Rubba dub dub get
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hpb annon, here some Oc for you. Ex gf

Winter Pierzina.
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I like bigger tits but those are also nice
ever fucked them?
I do not. But would like to
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not saying that often but they look shooped
but then... i like 'em
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sure i have man, same chick btw

looks cute and a bit kinky
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Agreed they look shooped. Theres been a lot of "morphs" floating around thanks to tumblr and the like
I don't mind them
I mean we all will never see or even touch them so...
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she was
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Last one, enjoy man
thank you man
hope you got another girl
MOTHERFUCKER we share the same birthday. Turnin 24.
more of these tits
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friday 13 masterrace
27 here
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Happy /b/ day.
Have a pic of my gf glorious boobs
thanks mate
they're indeed glorious
glad for you sir
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this thread will die soon
should I make another one?
thanks i have
nice to hear
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Happy bday bro my 21st was the 8th
holy fuck those are perfect
Belated happy birthday!

nice tits
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happy bday! my gf
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Happy birthday
thanks mate
sweet boobs she got
thank you lad
those are some fucking nice boobs
would love to fuck them they look very delicious
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happy bday anon
Any more of this?
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so nice
hope some day a girl with tits that big let me fuck them
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be more concerned with her letting you suck them...and fill them with milk
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happy birthday kämrəd
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I know those tits, how'd you get that pic?
it would be nice just to have a girlfriend
but yeah big tits would be even nicer.. to touch, lick and also fuck them

thanks friend

if you guys want I will open another thread?
do it and link it here.

be the glorious faggot like Freddie Mercury OP
are you serious?
>not original anon
I am German, born in Berlin, mom is American, dad is German. Went to the JFK bilingual K-12 school in Berlin. That's one way to do it at least.
Sauce pls
new thread
Happy birthday nig noggin Anon!
Give your meat a good ole rub
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