I'm bored as fuck this is happening now: Step 1: Ask a
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I'm bored as fuck this is happening now:
Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
Step 2: Feel better about your own pathetic life.
>>684149596
I pray for the day when you finally an hero.
>>684149596
No family? Work?
>>684150124
Not gonna happen soon bro.
>>684149596
I'm 43 and still a kissless virgin. I feel fucking great too.
>>684149596
Are you gonna post this thread every fuckin night?
>>684150465
I see my parents around once per year on Christmas.
>Work?
Scientist. Soon unemployed.
>>684150789
Yes. The ride never ends.
Hopefully you die soon
>>684150465
What was it now... Postdoctor, oncologist?
>>684149596
give money the girls, man... for sex!!!!!!
>>684151290
No u.
>>684151366
Postdoctor in molecular oncology. So both.
32 yo basement dweller living off benefits. like a nigga but i'm not doing anything illegal.
>>684151672
Wut?
>>684151290
So much this.
>>684149596
You answer the same questions every night. Tell me a memorable story in your life for difference.
>>684152512
I don't have any memorable stories in my life. This is why I shitpost on /b/ in the first place.
>>684152767
Lies. Every human has at least 1 memory imprinted that he'll never forget. You've got nothing to lose anyway.
>>684152767
This is just sad.
>>684153291
Imprinted memory != story. What first came to mind right now was my parents old house on a warm summer's evening. But nothing really happened.
>>684150576
how did you manage? im genuinely curious
>>684149596
Do you have constant repeating thought everyday? Do you have any regrets about something?
>>684153961
>Do you have constant repeating thought everyday?
"Make this fucking thread".
>Do you have any regrets about something?
Lots of regrets. Everything what happened since high school was just an accumulation of regrets.
>>684154362
Why do you want to make threads? You don't seem entertained.
>>684154362
>Everything what happened since high school was just an accumulation of regrets
you sound pretty sad
how come you haven't killed yourself?
>>684154779
>Why do you want to make threads? You don't seem entertained.
It's my only way of non-formal social contact atm.
>>684154792
Antidepressants.
>>684155438
Wanna talk about something or you are satisfied with answering questions? Also, why do you want social contact? You don't seem that type of guy.
>>684155756
>Wanna talk about something or you are satisfied with answering questions?
I'm okay with both.
>Also, why do you want social contact? You don't seem that type of guy
Because even the most introverted people need social contact sometimes.
>>684149596
How did you choose your job?
How?
>>684156520
Molecular biology always interested me. Did my Bachelors, Masters, PhD and became a part of the snowball system which is academic research. The cancer aspected was linked with where I did my theses.
>>684156773
By never kissing a girl or having sex?
>>684156818
Why will you lose your job? Do you have any other options?
>>684157303
My contract runs out in less than a month. I can live from my savings for some time and I am currently trying to find a new job.
>>684157418
So they don't want you to re-sign? Why?
>>684157777
No money. PI didn't get some important grants.
>>684149596
Why did you move to England?
I don't know, seems pretty fine to me. Relationship and primitive reproductive needs are for weakling primitives, who find their life meaning in basic evolutionary mechanisms, they're the ones who're truly pathetic. People like us are the vanguard of progress among all the fools controlled purely by their hormonal and emotional systems like lowish beasts.
>>684158247
Because I got a job there.
>>684158247
So possibly you'd have to move to find another job. Do you miss your homeland?
>>684158318
>>684158783
Fucked up the posts
>>684158318
How did you find a job in this foreign country?
>>684158783
Not really. I would be fine to move to almost any (English-speaking) Western country.
>>684149596
I'm 41. Things could always get worse, bro.
>>684159161
Met the PI at a conference.
>>684159274
How?
>>684159274
Jesus Christ, bud. I'm sorry
>>684149596
Have you ever had a crush and if yes, what did you do?
>>684149596
What kind of music do you like
>>684159946
I've had many crushes in middle school, high school and university. When I was young, I was too shy to approach my crush directly, but with age, I became more proactive (had some of the obligatory friend zone stories where I approached only after months) and usually approached her asap.
>>684160181
Mostly indie shit and Bob Dylan bootlegs.
>>684160282
Tell me what happened in some of those "approaches".
>>684160282
Oh, so you DO have stories. HA!
>>684160593
Not much. Most of them said they weren't interested. You know, the "I like you as a friend" talk.
19 year old virgin here. god if im still a virgin at 25 im killing myself
>>684160776
What about the rest?
>>684160855
ye, i said taht to myself too but ive set my limit at 28. After that you lose your prime age so theres no point in having sex
>>684160922
Cut contact e.g.
>>684161131
Honestly I might as well kill myself now. because I don't see it happening. I dropped out of highschool when I was 16 and never had a girlfriend or job or anything. I cant even speak to the mcdonalds cashier without being awkward as fuck.
>>684161230
Wrecked. Why do you think that happened?
>>684149596
Ok OP. I have very limited time and/or patience for this thread.
But honestly, why not just go out and socialize? Surely its not that hard to just be near other people? Eventually you'll make 1 friend, maybe a female one.
>>684161588
Because it adds some tension when one party has feelings for the other party. I tried to do the same when crushes turned me down. Better than obsessing over her and causing unnecessary drama.
>>684161528
I hear people dropping out of school. What's the deal with this shit? Why? Also getting a job is not fuckin rocket science
>>684149596
height and weight?
>>684161718
>Surely its not that hard to just be near other people?
No. I can easily go to a bar. In fact, I still regularly do. Having more than a merely physical proximity to people is difficult.
>>684162024
180 cm. 75 kg.
Would you fuck a boy to lose your virginity if he was cute?
>>684161959
I couldn't handle the anxiety every morning i'd shit my brains out everyday cause I was so fucking anxious. and believe me ive trying to get a job I applied at a fast food place and they called me back but i couldnt even answer the fucking phone because i was so anxious
>>684162364
I'm straight. So no.
>>684161874
Can't you learn to be chill? It's not hard to turn off your emotions with some practice
>>684162429
What about a trap
>>684162440
I'm the most stiff and neurotic person you ever meet.
>>684162429
what about a trap?
Get a fucking hooker
>>684162383
so wahts your plan for the future? your situation doesnt seem self-resolving
>>684162586
Have you tried doing something about that?
>>684162078
I'm sure at 33 you've already researched any and all ways of picking up and/or making friends.
But honestly, approach life with a "fuck it" attitude. Strive to better yourself in everything you can.
When people put blockades in your way, just say "fuck it" and blast through.
Make yourself BELIEVE that you are the boss and give no fucks, then you will be king.
>>684162780
I don't know. Heavily considering suicide, I don't see why I shouldn't honestly. and to top it all off lately ive felt slightly attracted to 'traps' which is pretty fucking disgusting.
>>684162931
Shitloads of alcohol. Benzos. Hitting head against the wall.
>>684162960
>But honestly, approach life with a "fuck it" attitude. Strive to better yourself in everything you can.
Isn't that a contradiction?
>>684162960
Fuckin this. After implimenting that in my life, things got way easier, too bad it takes some time to get to that attitude
>>684163260
>Contradiction
Negative. A "fuck it" attitude does not necessarily mean a nihilistic approach.
Example:
When my best mate started fucking my ex, while knowing how badly I wanted her back, I was on a fucking warpath. Eventually I just told myself "fuck it" which put me in the mindset of fucking them both off and focusing purely on bettering myself.
tldr: the "fuck it" mindset is essentially getting rid of all unnecessary bs to better who you are in any and all ways.
>>684164355
>When my best mate started fucking my ex, while knowing how badly I wanted her back, I was on a fucking warpath. Eventually I just told myself "fuck it" which put me in the mindset of fucking them both off and focusing purely on bettering myself.
>tldr: the "fuck it" mindset is essentially getting rid of all unnecessary bs to better who you are in any and all ways.
But you didn't say "fuck it" to the hole situation. You were just rechanneling you lust for revenge.
>>684163260
Want some advice? Also >>684162960,
it's a certain way of thinking. For example, whatever thought makes you " stiff and neurotic", you just have to say "Fuck it, it doesn't matter" or any manner of words that you prefer, I can't really express how to get to that state but overall people tend to make a big deal out of things while everything in the world is actually pretty mediocre.
>>684152158
him means I think, money man sex give... girl
>>684164355
Well, it's somewhat nihilistic if you ask me. But in a good way
>>684164774
Wish I could.
>>684164568
How is that "rechanneling"?
I raged out for a while, in various forms, but a few days later I came to the realization that they weren't worth my time. And certainly not worth my sanity.
So I said "fuck it".
Immediately got past it, and started to focus on the next best thing.
I still think about it OCCASIONALLY. But it has no physical, emotional, or mental effect on me. Moreso just the cutesy positive memories of her.
Moonwhile, my new gf is pure sex.
How do you live with yourself you sack of shit. You might aswell die right now. Maybe if you had a big dick you could fuck yourself in the asshole. Take your own virginity.
>>684165391
>Moonwhile, my new gf is pure sex.
I envy you.
>>684165519
>Maybe if you had a big dick you could fuck yourself in the asshole
Will try that.
>>684165312
Once you get tired of all the shit that's bothering you, that mindset comes on its own. Depends on you and your "shit-tolerance"
